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Chapter 227 The Diaoyu Islands Are China's Work (Part [-])
Looking back, Liu Qingyun held up the small red flag again, clapped his hands and said to the group of Japanese tourists waiting to be slaughtered: "Assemble, assemble, let me ask you, do you want to learn to speak Chinese? To save us the difficulty of communicating—— Can't even talk about peeing"

Those Japanese tourists are eager to learn, and they nodded and bowed one by one, "We are willing to learn, Smith Marseille, thank you for your hard work!"

Liu Qingyun coughed and said solemnly: "Well, I am lazy at first, and I never want to do business at a loss; but this time, I am based on the principle of friendship between China and Japan and the principle of destroying others. Teach you a very common Chinese~Mandarin, this sentence is also the basis of learning Chinese~Mandarin, as long as you learn this sentence, no matter in Hong Kong, Taiwan, Taiwan, or China In mainland China, as long as you walk on the street and shout out to Chinese people, you will definitely receive a warm welcome and warm hospitality, and become a bridge of friendship between China and Japan, and a witness of everlasting friendship... Would you like to learn how to work?"

It took a lot of effort for Liu Qingyun to explain these words to the Japanese tourists.

Those Japanese were so excited, especially when they heard that they would be popular wherever they went, they were even more elated, and kept nodding and bowing: "We are willing to learn, you teach us how to work, private Marseilles, private Marseilles!" That is very grateful He looked so close to kowtow.

Satisfied, Liu Qingyun cleared his throat and said, "Now, get ready—everyone follow me and shout—"

All the Japanese tourists are attentive, blinking hungry eyes, ready to learn.

"The Diaoyu Islands are China's work!" Liu Qingyun shouted.

Those Japanese tourists looked at each other and thought it was a common courtesy, so they shouted together: "The Diaoyu Islands are China's work!"

Not to mention, these little Japanese are very studious and have a loud voice. Dozens of people shout together, which is very deafening.

Other tourists around looked at this side dumbfounded, awesome, let the Japanese shout such slogans!
"Yeah!" I don't know who was the first to applaud.

Immediately afterwards, everyone else applauded.

Seeing the thunderous applause, those Japanese tourists thought everyone was praising them for their good study, and they all beamed with joy, nodding and bowing their heads and saying "Private Marseille" non-stop.

"GOOD! VERY! Damn Japanese devils, you didn't discuss cheating to death!" Liu Qingyun muttered, but smiled on his face, "You have learned very well, remember, and you will call it three times a day when you go back, so your Chinese is sure to be excellent! "

The Japanese tourists were even more happy, nodding and bowing again, thanking them non-stop.

"You're welcome—get ready now, I'll take you Japanese guys to see our Chinese zombies—" Liu Qingyun said.

"Zombie, Nani, So Kar?" A little Japanese asked curiously.Speaking in jerky Cantonese, "Can I eat and work?"

"Work with no food - work scary, scare you to the crap, work cool!"

"Wonderful?" The Japanese man wondered.

"That's it——" Liu Qingyun scratched his head, "Oh, yes, Kemoqi, but Moqi——" Liu Qingyun said in his heart, thanks to your uncle, I have watched AV—I learned how to use prescriptions and hate less!

……

A shriveled old man was dozing off at the gate of the "Yi Zhuang" used for filming in a film studio.

"Wake up, Uncle Cai, here comes Kaizi!" Liu Qingyun patted the old man and said.

The old man wiped the gum from the corner of his eye and saw that it was him, and said: "You brought guests here at noon, isn't it too desperate?"

"If you don't work hard, you can't do it. You have to pay for the house and support your family. If you don't make more money, you might not even find a wife!"

"Hehe, it's rare that you are so sensible, unlike some young people who are so impetuous! Well, go in, I'll keep a count!" Liu Qingyun greeted the Japanese tourists to enter, and Uncle Cai only had one, two, three, four Counting each place, a ticket costs 50 yuan, and Liu Qingyun can take away 20 yuan. There are more than 400 tourists here, that is more than [-] yuan.

Look at the gloomy atmosphere inside "Yi Zhuang", with gusts of gloomy wind, and the cries of night owls can be heard from time to time. There are various coffins in the middle of the dark room.

The Japanese were holding their arms one by one, looking scared and curious, and were taken by Liu Qingyun to "visit" inside like fools.

When the group of tourists came to a coffin, suddenly, the coffin stood upright, the coffin lid snapped open, and a zombie jumped out of it!
Grinning his teeth, he looked scary.

Wow, this scene scared the crap out of these Japanese tourists immediately, they were so "cool" to the extreme, they all yelled and ran back, and the timid ones were almost scared to death.

At this moment, Liu Qingyun unhurriedly took out a yellow cinnabar charm from his pocket, and stuck it on the zombie's forehead with a snap.

The zombie that was still baring its teeth and claws became unable to move at all.

Seeing that everyone had calmed down, Liu Qingyun explained in a mixture of Chinese and Japanese: "So Kara -- don't be nervous, this is the work of our ancient Chinese zombies... He was restrained by my spell, and now he is very well-behaved... …The four wives I searched for work in our HK where we shoot several zombie films every year, so such zombies are indispensable! And the Mr. Zombie in front of me is even more famous here, and he is a top-notch So!"

All the Japanese tourists applauded loudly.

Some customers even took the initiative to touch the zombie's body, and when they saw that he was not moving, they yelled: "We need to work without moving!"

"Take off the talisman and he will move!" Liu Qingyun took off the talisman, and the zombie immediately opened its teeth and claws again.

The Japanese tourist backed away abruptly, and once the spell was applied, the zombie stopped moving again.Those Japanese thought it was interesting, so they picked and posted it again and again, which made the zombie very "depressed".

At this time, Liu Qingyun took the opportunity to start a business of selling charms, opened his pockets, and shouted, "This is the work of magical spells, which can drive away ghosts and ward off evil spirits--Ya Butterfly! Yay Butterfly! If you don't buy it, you will have no work." ——!”

Those Japanese tourists are all human heads and pig brains, and they immediately flocked to buy this magical Chinese "talisman".I'm afraid that if I buy it too late, I won't be able to buy it.

A spell cost 30 yuan, and Liu Qingyun made more than 600 yuan!
When these Japanese tourists finished visiting Yizhuang and left, the zombie trapped by the spell yawned and tore off the yellow paper on his forehead, revealing a big face. He was none other than Liu Qingyun's best friend- ——Tao Dayu.

"Hey, Black Faced God, how much did you earn this time?" Tao Dayu leaned over and asked.

Liu Qingyun grinned: "Bring the tickets, the total is more than 1000 yuan—how, I have a good idea, right?"

"Choose, what's good? Why don't you play the zombie and let me be the director?" Tao Dayu said dissatisfied.

"It's not that I don't want to, it's that our conditions are different. Look at me, my face is so dark. Have you ever seen a zombie with such a dark face? Zombies all have white faces, like you without makeup, with a face like that. It’s already white enough—besides, I look honest and honest, those Japanese guys will trust me when they see me, let me, can you?” Liu Qingyun said eloquently.

Tao Dayu was speechless, not to mention, Liu Qingyun's dark appearance looked very "honest", but behind this honesty was cunning - he urged himself to act like a zombie, and what was even more pitiful was Wu Qihua, who was in He has become a "eunuch" outside, there is no way, who made him so thin that he looks like a "dead eunuch" at first glance? !
"Okay, no more, Wu Qihua is still waiting outside. I'll take those Japanese guys to take pictures, and this time I'm going to kill them again!" Liu Qingyun smiled and said, "Let's report the hatred of the country and the family!" After finishing speaking For these, Liu Qingyun tidied up his clothes and caught up with the group of Japanese "lambs" who were about to get lost, "Ariado, this is even more remarkable, it is the impermanence of black and white in our China!"

"Here, the second brother Guan Gongguan is working!"

"As for this---" Liu Qingyun pointed to Wu Qihua who was leaning against the wall and dozing off.

Wu Qihua was wearing a Qing Dynasty eunuch uniform, with his hands in his hands, basking in the sun happily.

Liu Qingyun kicked him to wake him up.

Wu Qihua rubbed his nose, looked at the Japanese tourists, coughed, adjusted his eunuch hat, and put on a "smiling face to greet people".

Liu Qingyun introduced, "The fourth wife I searched for, this one needs a grand introduction, it is the work of the last eunuch in China!"

"Fuck your head, the eunuch is the eunuch, why pay the last one?!" Wu Qihua whispered dissatisfiedly, "Also, no matter how much money you give me next time, I won't act as a eunuch anymore, I can't afford to lose it This man—"

"Qihua, everyone is just asking for a living! If you don't play such a classic and meaningful role as the eunuch, who will play it? --- Be good, come on, smoke a cigarette and quench the fire!" Liu Qingyun said with a smile on his face, " You also know that the three of us don't have a movie to play now, and we have to pay the rent to eat, how can we do it without using our brains or working hard?"

"Why not, at worst, you will be the eunuch next time, and I will be the tour guide!"

"Tao Dayu said the same thing just now, but the three of us have different images. Do I look like a eunuch? Not at all! When I was in acting class, what the teacher said, you have to learn to play the role that is closest to you, then you can get twice the result with half the effort ! So, you should still play the promising role of eunuch!"

Then Wu Qihua fell silent, and after a while, "Okay, this is the last time, let's make an exception!"

Liu Qingyun smiled, then turned around and said to the Japanese tourist: "Do more and more, everyone can go around casually, and you can also work with this eunuch to take pictures——!"

As soon as I heard that I could take pictures with this "man in ancient costume", two Japanese female tourists came over with their cameras and said, "Hey, private Marseille, private Marseille, can I take a photo with you?"

"Okay, do more!" Wu Qihua posed, a Japanese girl held his arm, and the other took a camera to start shooting.

Papapapa, after the filming, one of the Japanese girls asked Wu Qihua in half-baked Chinese: "What's the matter with the Chinese eunuchs? - Nao Nai?"

Another woman also took his arm: "Hey, Nao Naidika? What is a eunuch?"

Wu Qihua was depressed, so he had no choice but to explain with gestures: "The eunuch is... the bottom, working without balls!"

The two Japanese girls shook their heads, expressing their incomprehension.

Wu Qihua: "No balls, I can't work with you, do you understand this?!" He made a circle with his hand, and then poked it with a finger.

The two Japanese girls suddenly realized, "Yaoxi! It turned out to be like this---the four wives I searched for! We don't like people without balls, I want to like those big balls!"

Wu Qihua: "It seems that you understand. So, now, you and you, each work for [-] Hong Kong dollars, and the cost of taking pictures, do you understand?"

"Ah?" The two Japanese girls opened their mouths wide.

After receiving the money, Wu Qihuale, in fact, there is nothing wrong with being a eunuch, and it costs 300 yuan to take a picture, and I earned it!
Here, Liu Qingyun saw Wu Qihua happily counting money, so he touched him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be too hard, I only sell charms for 30 yuan apiece—"

"What's the matter, your ghostly talisman doesn't have any gold content, but I'm going to sacrifice my appearance!" Wu Qihua curled his lips and said.

Liu Qingyun was speechless, so he had to greet other Japanese tourists again, "Everyone get on the car, get on the car to eat seafood, after eating seafood, you will get hepatitis, and die Japanese devils---the time for national hatred and family hatred has come!" Because he said Some of them are Chinese and Japanese, and they are full of smiles. Those Japanese thought he was hospitable and kept nodding and bowing to thank him.

"I choose, are you scolding the Japanese again?" Tao Dayu, who took off his zombie outfit, suddenly appeared behind Liu Qingyun.

"These people are cheap, it's not good if you don't scold them!" Liu Qingyun laughed.

"It's up to you—pay me 500 yuan in advance!"

"doing what?"

"I asked my girlfriend to go to the street!"

"You are so funny, you don't need to spend money to go to the street. You see, we are also on the street, and we have not seen anyone collecting money from us!"

"You can't keep walking on the street! You still have to go to the movies and eat at McDonald's!" Tao Dayu said.

"If you want to eat, it's easy—then go to her house to eat. Anyway, picking up girls is free. If there are many people in the family, it doesn't cost money to watch TV with her. If no one else takes the opportunity, you can take advantage of her. In short, picking up girls is It doesn't cost money!"

"Choose, I don't know how to count without you! Bring it!" The two shared the money playfully.

At this moment, a person who knew them came running out of breath, "Liu Qingyun, Tao Dayu, and Wu Qihua—so you are here."

"Hey, what's the matter with us?"

"Don't you know, Chen Xiaotang wants you to play supporting roles in the movie "Yitian"!"

"What?" Liu Qingyun and the others opened their mouths wide in surprise.

The guy I've been scolding all this time actually wants to... use me? !

Pat yourself on the face, "Are we dreaming?"

"Of course it's true. Why did you lie to you? If you don't believe me, hurry over and have a look. It's at a nearby studio!"

Only then did Liu Qingyun and the others wake up.

It turns out that everything is true!

Immediately, I was so excited!I almost shouted in my heart: I'm sorry, Senior Brother Chen, we misunderstood you! ! !
(End of this chapter)