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Chapter 100 The Worst Apprentice in History (Part [-])
The night is dark.

The car was still parked on the road.

After an unknown amount of time, Guan Zhilin suddenly said, "It's a bit cold."

Chen Xiaotang took off his clothes, put them lightly on her body, and said: "How about, let's go home---those people should not come after them again..."

Guan Zhilin smiled and said, "Yeah, it's time to go home - you can't drive, do you want me to drive you?"

Chen Xiaotang shrugged his shoulders and said: "Of course I want to - you won't let your benefactor beat you back?"

Seeing Chen Xiaotang's playful appearance, Guan Zhilin found it even more amusing, and said with a smile: "Who told you that you can't drive, don't blame others!"

"Oh my God, do you have to walk back if you don't know how to drive? Is there any reason?!" Chen Xiaotang looked up to the sky and cried out sadly.

"Hehe, if you pretend to be more tragic, maybe I will consider sending you back." Guan Zhilin smiled like a flower.

"No need, I can't pretend," Chen Xiaotang waved his hand, "I am a natural hero, especially in front of women, please note, in front of beautiful women, I have always been a real man who can carry mountains on his shoulders, I'm not the kind of sour scholar who has no strength to restrain a chicken, so I will never show my little fragile side!"

"Oh, it doesn't look like you are so MAN..." Guan Zhilin smiled sweetly, "I just don't know if you, a very MAN man, want to learn how to drive a car while no one is around--I am not just a master Take an apprentice!" She looked pretty.

"What did you say, say it again?" Chen Xiaotang jumped up suddenly.

"Let me ask you, you manly guy, would you like to be Miss Ben's apprentice and learn to drive?" Guan Zhilin looked at him with a smile.

"Yes—of course I do!" Chen Xiaotang hastily agreed, "I can't wait for this opportunity!"

What Chen Xiaotang said was absolutely true.

For a long time, he felt inferior because he "can't drive". He once asked Liu Dehua for advice, but unfortunately Liu Dehua was busy dating Yu Kexin, so he politely rejected his "urgent" request to learn how to drive.As for Liang Chaowei, this guy is also busy picking up girls, eager to propose a close super-friendship relationship with Zeng Huaqian, he keeps evading, saying that we can talk about it later, the chances are great.

As for Zhou Xingchi, this guy actually used this as the only bargaining chip to ridicule Chen Xiaotang, saying that Chen Xiaotang is a genius, capable of writing and martial arts, capable of everything, and everything is a coincidence, but unfortunately he can't drive!Haha, this is a defect left to him by God, and it cannot be made up for. If he makes up for it, he should be struck by lightning.

Is it really: Heaven is jealous of talents? !
I am such a genius, but I can't handle the four wheels? !
Did you drive donkeys in your previous life?Don't have this skill? !
Of course Chen Xiaotang didn't believe it, and now he's going to tell everyone that when the opportunity comes, he, Chen Xiaotang, will definitely be able to seize the opportunity to learn it well... What's more, the one who taught him to drive is such a beautiful, charming and captivating beauty. Whether it is energy or motivation, it must be better than following those bad friends.

It's exactly: the beauty is like a spring, I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood!
Seeing Chen Xiaotang's swearing and high ambition, Guan Zhilin couldn't help feeling funny, she didn't expect Chen Xiaotang's reaction to be so strong, she thought to herself, isn't it just learning to drive, it's so exciting.

In her opinion, teaching people how to drive is extremely easy, especially after the speed chase just now, she has a vague feeling of a female "speeder".

But soon, Guan Zhilin will understand what a difficult task this is.The reason is very simple, Chen Xiaotang seems to lack a muscle in this aspect, or rather, he doesn't have the slightest talent!

What is a fool?
If it can be compared, this is the one in front of me!
Inside the car, Chen Xiaotang first sat on the driver's seat, took a deep breath, moved his wrists, twisted his neck, then supported his palms, took a few or two breaths, and finally grasped it nervously. steering wheel.

Fortunately, it was night, there were basically no pedestrians on the road, and very few vehicles passed by. Chen Xiaotang believed that even if he crashed, he would not be able to hit anyone.

In the passenger seat, the big beauty Guan Zhilin stared at her beautiful eyes. Seeing Chen Xiaotang's nervous appearance, she couldn't help but find it funny. Could he be really frustrated? !

In order to clearly understand Chen Xiaotang's driving quality, Guan Zhilin told him to start the car first.

After receiving the order, Chen Xiaotang gathered his energy and said silently: "Press the clutch, the car starts to fire, put into first gear, release the handbrake, lightly lift the clutch, give some gas..." However, he couldn't find the accelerator.

Guan Zhilin next to her couldn't help urging: "Come on?"

Chen Xiaotang was shocked: "Where is the oil?"

Guan Zhilin couldn't help being happy, "In the supermarket, there are also vegetable oil, peanut oil, and olive oil. Which one do you want?"

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After a lot of effort, Chen Xiaotang managed to start the car, and the car drove out staggeringly, and a layer of cold sweat was already breaking out on Chen Xiaotang's forehead.

Seeing his appearance, Guan Zhilin generously took out a handkerchief and wiped it for him. Chen Xiaotang smelled a fresh fragrance on the nose, but he didn't know whether it was from the handkerchief or her body.

After coughing, Chen Xiaotang began to justify himself: "Actually, I'm not too stupid when it comes to driving, but when you sit next to me, I'm so nervous that I won't even drive." Guan Zhilin gave him a white look: "Then don't be nervous. , take your time."

"Well, I'll listen to you." Chen Xiaotang began to talk to himself again: "Actually, I also know that I don't need to be nervous, but I can't control myself. Not long ago, I asked Hua Zai how he learned to drive in the first place, and what can he do? Nervous. He told me to think happy things..."

"Yeah, this is a very good method. For example, now you can tell me jokes and so on... Aren't you a wit, shouldn't it bother you?"

"Of course." Chen Xiaotang was a little fussy, and then began to talk——

A horse pulling a cart was frightened and ran up the hill.Mustang asked: What is the belt hanging around your neck?Pull the chariot and don't answer.Mustang is angry: why don't you speak?Pulling the chariot and horses flicked the reins, and said timidly: My mother said it!A driver who doesn't wear a seat belt is not a good driver.

Guan Zhilin chuckled: "Not bad. Look, you're driving really well!"

Chen Xiaotang got emotional, took out some jokes he had read in his previous life, turned his head to her and continued: "A Chinese couple living abroad in Italy, one day the wife went to the market to buy chicken breasts, because she didn't understand Italian, she had to imitate chicken crows, Then she pointed to her breasts, and if she wanted to buy chicken feet, she pointed to her own feet, the boss understood; later she wanted to buy sausages, but she went home and called her husband, why?”

Guan Zhilin gouged him out with her beautiful eyes: "You are necrotic, can you ask such a question?"

Chen Xiaotang hurriedly said: "Don't get me wrong, it's because your heart is too fancy."

Guan Zhilin: "Then why do you say?"

"Because his husband knows Italian!" Chen Xiaotang laughed before he finished speaking.

At this time, Guan Zhilin was staring at the front with a nervous expression: "Hurry up, ah no, hurry up and honk the horn, or you will bump into someone!"

Chen Xiaotang hurriedly turned the steering wheel, and with a bang, the car hit the railing on the side of the road.A puff of black smoke rose.

Chen Xiaotang opened his mouth wide, looked at everything in front of him stupidly, and then said to Guan Zhilin who also opened his mouth wide: "You don't mind your car staying here tonight?"

Guan Zhilin: "What do you mean?"

Chen Xiaotang: "It's all smoking, probably the engine is broken, I can't walk..."

Guan Zhilin: "Can you still start the fire?"

Chen Xiaotang: "I see Xuan——!"

Sure enough, I tried to light the fire a few times, but it didn't work.The car completely broke down here.

At that moment, Guan Zhilin knew that someone was really frustrating in driving~~~!

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After finally beating Guan Zhilin home, Chen Xiaotang finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It's a shame, it seems that I really don't have the talent to drive, but I have the title of a "crazy car god" on the road, what if someone wants to challenge me one day, what should I do? !Are you also coming to play anchor? !

Chen Xiaotang murmured in his heart, what would he use to compete with the opponent, not to mention the competition, he would probably only be able to eat other people's car farts!
"Hey! What a big head!" Chen Xiaotang shook his head, so he had no choice but to stop thinking about it.

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At the same time, in the bedroom of an apartment, the soft light illuminates the surroundings brightly, and the surrounding white walls also reflect a subtle orange.

Guan Zhilin was lying lazily on her side on the bed, supporting her cheek with one hand, and holding a magazine in the other.However, she only flipped through it for a while, and every word on the page seemed to be the shadow of Chen Xiaotang, which made her a little absent-minded, and she couldn't pull herself together lazily.Unknowingly, Guan Zhilin couldn't help smiling when she thought of all the jokes she taught him to drive just now; she also thought of the charming scene in the car chase, her charming cheeks showed a fascinating blush.

Gradually, Guan Zhilin's eyes became blurred, and the waves in her eyes flickered around.

Well, it's embarrassing, the wretch—"

　
After a while, Guan Zhilin blushed and scolded Chen Xiaotang a few times in embarrassment, then raised her upper body slightly, and her chest suddenly felt choppy.

Putting the magazine on the bedside table, Guan Zhilin reached out and pressed the switch on the left wall...

The lights went out, and she was lying on the bed, but Guan Zhilin's eyes were wide open, and she couldn't fall asleep. There was always a figure spinning in her mind, guessing what he was doing...

Outside, the bright moon is like a lamp.

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The first one will be delivered first, and there will be two more! ! !

(End of this chapter)