The years of reselling the haunted house

Chapter 13
Although it's not quite perfect, this house can be regarded as a solution according to the third uncle.It was as if we had unloaded a heavy burden from our shoulders, which instantly relieved the tense nerves of my third uncle and me.

My third uncle and I were lying in a mess in the basement, and fell asleep almost without any buffer.

This time, we slept in the dark, except for getting up to pee, we almost didn't move the place.The experience of these two days, the mental and physical fatigue, is something I have never encountered in my life.So much later, I realized that this experience was nothing compared to what happened later.

Until the morning of the third day, Uncle San peed in the bucket next to my head. I thought it was raining in a dream, so I wiped the water from my face and woke up when I felt something was wrong.

The third uncle was sleepy, and was about to get under the bed after urinating, but I grabbed him, and it took him a long time to wake up.

The third uncle stretched his waist, patted my shoulder and said, "Let's go, nephew, let's have morning tea?"

I said angrily: "Go eat your fried dough sticks and tofu brain."

The third uncle sneered: "Let's deal with it first, and then we'll go clean the house. If everything goes well, we'll get the money after seven days. Then we'll go to the best restaurant in Shenzhen."

I gave him a blank look: "You said it lightly. Even if the house is broken, you are guaranteed to find a buyer within seven days?"

The third uncle waved his hand: "Don't worry. Who is your third uncle? I've already found a buyer, and I'm just waiting for us to break the bad situation of this house. It will be a matter of minutes to sign the contract and get the money. "

Seeing that Uncle San is full of confidence, I am also dubious. Could it be that Uncle San really did something reliable this time?
In the morning, Uncle San took me to the surrounding counties to buy things, saying that they were all needed for Jing Zhai.

The third uncle told me that after breaking the murder situation of the haunted house, there is another important step, which is to clean the house.

The so-called Jingzhai is also called Sajing or Wangzhai, and in some places it is called Wangsijiao or Wangbajiao.The main purpose is to remove the yin qi left in the house by purifying the house. Only when the yin qi is removed will it not attract dirty things.

Speaking of this, Uncle San also said that removing Yin Qi is actually a literal term. In the final analysis, it is to remove the remaining ghosts in the house.It's just that saying this kind of statement at the moment can easily cause panic. After all, not everyone believes in the existence of ghosts in the world.

In real life, many people don't pay attention to or don't know how to clean the house, so there are so many haunted houses.But people who study Fengshui and practice Taoism know the steps of cleaning the house. If they don't know how to clean the house, they are definitely not a qualified Fengshui master and Taoist disciple.

The third uncle explained a lot to me, and then smiled: "But it's also thanks to the fact that most people don't know how to clean the house, otherwise how would we make money?"

I glanced at Third Uncle, this kind of thinking is a bit inhumane.After all, if there is a haunted house, people will die tragically.But having said that, we cracked the haunted house, making money is one aspect, and by the way, we also saved the souls of the dead, so that the dead can live in peace, which is not necessarily a good deed.Thinking of this, my heart is much more at ease.

Third Uncle prepared a lot of things. In addition to the whole grains that he often used, he also bought a few bottles of white wine, all of which were high-grade grain wine. Others included red paper, yellow paper, red cloth, steamed buns, and sandalwood. , broom and other objects.

We have been shopping all morning.Finally, I prepared a large bag of things, and arrived at the deserted building at noon.

At the gate of the deserted building, Third Uncle put on his tattered Daoist robe again.I looked at the oil-stained Taoist robe, which should be the one he wore when he came back from learning Taoism.Later, he was beaten up by the old Liang's family, and his Taoist robe was torn.Now I see that there are many patches sewn on it, it should be repaired by the third uncle.

I looked at it and couldn't help but said, "Third Uncle, is this robe of yours an antique? You can't wash it, what does it smell like?"

The third uncle gave me a white look: "You know what a fart, this robe is left to me by my master. It is stained with immortality, and it will lose the immortality after washing it. I usually don't wear it easily. Let's go to the clean house, You also learn a little bit, and I will leave this job to you in the future."

It was the first time I heard my third uncle mention his master, and he seemed to be quite remarkable. Just as I was about to ask a few questions, my third uncle opened the door and walked in.

I stood outside the door, still a little hesitant, after all, what happened that night is still vivid in my mind.

The third uncle turned his head and said, "Don't worry. At noon, ghosts can't make trouble."

Only then did I safely follow Uncle San into the house. Uncle San asked me to start from the first floor and open all the doors and windows.We opened the doors and windows one by one until the second floor.At the same time, use a broom to clean up some sundries on the ground.Among them is the puppet that has been destroyed beyond recognition.The third uncle said that this thing had to be taken back and burned.In addition, the falling Bodhisattva in the cabinet was also wrapped in a red cloth by the third uncle, and he will be disposed of later.

Then the third uncle mixed the bought grains together and put them in a basin for me to hold.In addition, he fetched a basin of clean water and carried it by himself, and took a stalk of sorghum millet off the broom and held it in his hand.

We started from the innermost window on the second floor. The third uncle dipped sorghum millet in clear water and dusted it out of the window, muttering something in his mouth: "This house has an owner, please tell the Quartet that you should leave and go when you come. Make offerings, return the God of the house, avoid miscellaneous things..."

Every time I go to a window, after Uncle San has dusted off the clean water, I need to scatter half of the grains in the basin indoors and half out of the window.Sprinkle all the way to the door of the entrance door.

Finally, the third uncle took the compass and set up a small incense table in the center of the house, paved it with red cloth, placed three large bowls, lined the bowls with red paper, filled them with grains, and burned three sticks of incense. , for wine and food.The third uncle held three sticks of incense in his hands, bowed three times, and said: "The god of the house has arrived, and the incense is back."

After the incense is burned, you can go out.When you finally go out, hang a piece of red cloth on the door frame. Even if the house cleaning has come to an end, the grains scattered on the ground need to be kept for more than seven days.

When we finished the last step, the third uncle also let out a sigh of relief, saying that he could contact the buyer.

Without losing the opportunity, I asked my third uncle: "I heard that the mantra you recited involves the house god. What kind of god is this house god? Why have I never heard of it?"

The third uncle was mysterious and told me in a low voice: "It is said that it is a house god, but it is actually a ghost. We build this clean house, to put it bluntly, to drive out the ghosts and settle the house ghosts. This house ghost is what we call the house god. Through the clean house House means that the god of the house declares sovereignty to the four directions, and at the same time warns the ghosts that the owner of the house is protected. It is also because of the protection of the house ghost that the owner of the house can be safe and free from intrusions by outside ghosts. Therefore, there is a saying, A house without ghosts is hard to live in."

I nodded: "We solve the murderous situation, that is to drive away or get rid of the evil spirits, and invite the house ghosts back after the end, is that what you mean?"

The third uncle praised: "That's right. A child can be taught..."

Then, the third uncle called someone, and after chatting for a while, he told me with a smile: "It's done. After seven days, we will clear the grains in the house, and we will sign a contract with the buyer. We will get it." The money, excluding the part given to Chen Dafa, we can make a net profit of 50. It will be due in half a month, and we will have an account with Boss Wu."

I was also moved by Uncle San's beautiful vision for the future, imagining that we could get the first pot of gold in seven days.I still owe a lot of foreign debts, and it's really difficult to live with debts.At that time, they will be able to pay back, the so-called debt-free.

For the first time, I feel that the seven days are so long, it is not an exaggeration to describe it as like a year.In seven days, we spent the last more than 100 yuan of the third uncle, and we also paid a lot of credit at the food stall in Guozai.

When the seven days came, the third uncle hurriedly took out his phone, ready to contact the buyer.

Who knew that before the call was made, a call came in.

The third uncle looked at the number and hurriedly answered it.

While talking on the phone, I saw my third uncle suddenly stand up from his chair, his tone changed, and his emotions became agitated.

When I saw that something was going wrong, I saw my third uncle arguing excitedly with the other party on the phone, pacing back and forth in the room with limited space.

In the end, the third uncle yelled into the phone: "Fuck you..."

After finishing speaking, the third uncle hung up the phone resentfully, as if he was going to fall, but fortunately he controlled his emotions and was not willing to fall.

But Third Uncle's face was ugly, extremely gloomy.

I asked cautiously, "Third Uncle, what happened?"

The third uncle couldn't get rid of his anger, and said bitterly: "I'm a fucking villain, a villain, I'm a fucking villain. I really beat dogs all the year round, and let the dog bite my leg..."

I reminded: "Third Uncle, he hunts geese all year round, and the geese pecked at his eyes."

"It's a dog, he's even worse than a fucking dog. Do you know who is calling? It's Chen Dafa. This bitch has heard that I broke the haunted house, but he doesn't accept it. The price promised to me doesn't count. Yes. Can you tell me that I am not in a hurry? The buyer has been found over there."

"I said third uncle, you didn't sign a contract with him?"

The third uncle stomped his feet: "Isn't this urgent? I didn't think too much about it. Who knew he could change his mind?"

I smiled wryly and said, "Then we are not wronged at all by our somersault."

All the beautiful visions, like soap bubbles, burst in an instant, and the two of us are like deflated balls.Although various difficulties were imagined in advance, most of them were in the process of how to crack the haunted house.Never expected such a turn of events.

All our plans are based on successfully buying and selling haunted houses.Now when the accident happens, everything will be in vain.

At this moment, the door was kicked open.

The flesh-faced Boss Wu came in with a maniac, glanced at us, and said with a sneer, "Old Man Li, the seven-day limit is up, where is my money..."

(End of this chapter)