Xiangye

Chapter 43

"Say it quickly, come on, Chen Guaizi, if you keep your appetite up, I'm going to get mad."

"Chen Guaizi, what's wrong with you?"

Seeing that he had successfully detonated the atmosphere in the teahouse, Chen Guaizi slapped the gavel on the table hard. After everyone quieted down instantly, he cleared his throat and said, "Last time, "The Wind and Moon in Baoen Temple are Boundless, Smart Catch Fast!" "Ba Diao Wu Qing" also mentioned that Gao Er planned to capture Na Yanni, and after the case was concluded, the prisoner would be locked up in the prison..."

Gao Wen's mind was buzzing: This Chen Guaizi even took the title of the chapter!

Above, Chen Guaizi spoke very quickly: "...Gao Erzhi did such a romantic and happy thing with Yanni in Baoen Temple that day, in order to solve the strange case of the missing woman in our county. And the thief Ni Aigao is young and romantic, handsome and wealthy, so he is naturally flattering and willing to conquer. Gao Erzhi's solving this strange case is an official job, and if he does it rightly, others will only raise his eyebrows when he hears it. Thumb said, what a wise and courageous man..."

Gao Wen thought to himself: That's not too bad, wait a minute, I always feel like there's something else to say.

Sure enough, Chen Guaizi went on to say, "However, Gao Erzhi's actions would be detrimental to his morality. If you take someone, you can take him, why bother to make an oath to that thief Nishan first, and talk all kinds of sweet words to coax him into his heart? Take Yanni into custody. After that, Gao Erzhi felt guilty and went to visit that night... That Yanni knew that she had committed a serious crime and could not escape death. Fantasizing, washed his face, combed his hair, threw away his winking eyes, and said, "Nu Nu will soon die, and before he dies, it is enough to see your husband one more time, and drink this cup.""

Immediately someone below shouted: "Chen Guaizi, where did a nun get her hair? It doesn't work, it doesn't work."

Chen Guaizi knew that he had slipped his tongue, so he snorted, and remedied: "You know what a fart, Gaoerzhigao police officer hates a nun's bald head the most, saying that there is no difference between whoring a bald head and sleeping with a man. Therefore, in At Baoen Temple, the two of them were happy, and Yanni wore wigs..."

"...Look at that nun wearing a wig, washing her face, and drinking wine in mouthfuls. In a short while, her pretty face is as bright as peaches and plums, like Shifandai, and the watery eyes are flowing like spring water. Gao Erzhi Detective Gao is originally a flirtatious person, seeing this situation, how can he hold on, plus the nun intends to survive...the two immediately hugged each other...that is the spring breeze in the prison, the distance between square inches I will give you some time to move around..."

"Let's talk about the small size of the county government office, and the fact that the nun is a repeat offender. The cell she's imprisoned in is as small as a shed in a Confucian Temple, and she can't even stretch her body when lying on the ground. But this is also interesting..."

"...I saw Gao Erzhi shaped like a rhinoceros looking at the moon, but that Yanni wanted to refuse and welcome her, like a goddess scattering flowers...One is as calm as water in a deep abyss, and the other is like a raging fire..."

"Okay!" Everyone applauded and stomped their feet excitedly: "What a tall catcher, but I don't want to have so many tricks, and only a person like him who can write wonderful stories can come up with it."

"It's an eye-opener, it's an eye-opener." Someone was full of admiration.

Even more salivating: "Thanks to him for being able to figure it out, thanks to him being able to figure it out."

"Hey, this high-ranking policeman dares to do such a thing in the squad. He is really a kind of love. No, it's just a love devil."

"What kind of love monster." Another person laughed evilly: "It's clearly a hungry wolf in lust."

"Haha!" Everyone roared with laughter.

Gao Wen has been completely petrified.

Chen Guaizi was very satisfied with the performance of the audience below. He felt proud and slapped the gavel: "Actually, the reason why the thief nun flattered Gao Erzhi so much is because he has an ulterior motive. Detective Gao quickly saved her life. The two of them had just received each other, and Yanni was crying softly..."

"...Gao Erzhi felt miserable. Seeing the nun's pear blossoms in the rain, he immediately wanted to protect the flowers, so he promised to follow the example of the Liangshan hero in Ci Huaer and save her from the prison..."

Hearing this, everyone was shocked and quieted down.

"...The thieves and nuns were happy in their hearts, and put their arms around the high police officer Kuai's neck and said, but Nunu did not misunderstand the elder brother. Let me have another glass of wine...on a whim, the two of them danced the dance of the demon again, and the wind and spring once again... One is a long-lasting beauty, and the other is a dragon and a tiger..."

"I didn't realize it was dawn, Gao Erzhi returned home exhausted."

……

"Next, kidnapper, let's go on quickly. Why was the nun's head beheaded by the yamen later? How did Gao Erzhi rescue the nun?" Someone asked anxiously.

"It can't be saved, Captain Gao never thought of saving this thief from the beginning to the end." Chen Guaizi said with a smile.

"what?"

Chen Guaizi smiled lewdly and said, "Didn't I just say that, this high-ranking arrester is a lover, and he has sex with women every night. He really loves Yanni's romantic woman, but it's a pity that the law of the country is like a mountain, how can he agree to it?" Let the nun out of prison at the risk of decapitation. However, the nun is going to die anyway, so it's a pity to die like this. In addition, the high police officer has a mission to go out on the second day. Before leaving, he simply found the nun to have fun One night."

"Haha, this man, this man is really..." Everyone burst into laughter.

"Okay, this story is well told!" Applause, warm applause.

Chen Guaizi stood up and bowed in circles: "This is "The Cage's Square Inches, Catch Fast and Flirtatious". If you want to hear what the future generations will do, let's listen to the next chapter. Please be early tomorrow, please be early tomorrow!"

The teahouse clerk came over with a wooden basin at the right time and asked everyone to give money.

……

Gao Wen didn't know how he got out of the teahouse. After walking for a long time, he stopped abruptly, and shouted at the policemen around him: "Chen Guaizi is abominable, he has ruined my reputation so much, it is absolutely unforgivable. I will not take this revenge." You are not a gentleman, you go down and find a brothel sister and kill Chen Guaizi. It is the old man Chen who promised to redeem her as a concubine when he was happy in the brothel. I want to see how his wife will deal with this scumbag Old Plague?"

After venting his anger for a long time, Gao Wen remembered something and asked, "Why, all the nuns and monks involved in the Baoen Temple case were killed. What happened in the end?"

The policeman replied that during the ten days when Gao Wen escorted the refugees to Pingyang Mansion in Shanxi, the magistrate Du quickly delivered the closing statement of the case to the Shaanxi Procuratorate.The so-called criminal investigation department is the judicial department at the provincial level, which is in charge of criminal names and litigation affairs in a province.At the same time, it is also the local branch of the Central Supervisory Authority, the Metropolitan Procuratorate, which exercises supervisory power over local officials.It was one of the provincial administrative agencies in the Ming Dynasty.

In the Ming Dynasty, there were three major provincial-level agencies, namely, the Command and Envoy Division in charge of the local military, the Chengxuan Political Envoy Division in charge of civil affairs, and the Procuratorate Division in charge of law and discipline.

Generally speaking, the Judiciary of Improving Sentences is only responsible for the cases where the sentence is below the sentence of imprisonment.Imprisonment and above, especially the death penalty, must be handed over to the Central Ministry of Punishments for a decision.

Now the war in Beijing has just ended, the traffic is cut off, and the court is in chaos after the change of old and new.Moreover, the nature of this case is too bad, especially when scholars are involved.The Xi'an side was decisive, and the monk and Na Yanni were sentenced to death, while the little novice was sentenced to thousands of miles.

It is said that on the day of the execution, Hancheng County was deserted by thousands of people, but the monk was a bachelor, standing in the prison car with his head bowed in silence.On the contrary, the nun has a crazy temperament, begging for drinks with others, winking at the young and handsome young men, singing pornographic songs, making people fascinated.

When he was escorted to the execution ground and saw the shining sword, he realized that he was afraid, raised his head and cursed Gao Wen as a heartless man, and did not want to show affection.If he really had a slave family in his heart, when the slave family wanted to elope with him that day, he would take me away from this Korean city to be happy and happy, and be a romantic couple, how could he end up in such a miserable situation today.

Gao Wen, you black-hearted bastard, you will die badly, you bitch, bitch!

……

Hearing the policemen's retelling, Gao Wen's face flushed with anger. If I hadn't sacrificed myself to feed a tiger that day, how could I have solved this strange case.If the monks and nuns are allowed to continue to do evil, they don't know how many good women will be killed.I do things rightly, sit upright, and have a clear conscience... Although my personal morals are a little... But I spent money that day, two taels of gold!
After all this trouble, I, Gao Wen, have a very bad reputation.

This time I really became famous, not only let people know that "Journey to the West" was written by me.The point is, good things don't go out, and bad things spread thousands of miles, especially this kind of love story is loved by the working people. I'm afraid everyone in the city knows my name, Gao Wen.

By the way, it's Gao Erzhi, who the hell gave me the nickname?

……

While feeling annoyed, a man who looked like a boy came over and said, "Second squad leader, I heard that you have returned to Hancheng, so our boss asked the boy to come over and ask you to talk."

Gao Wen knew this person, and he belonged to Yu Xingyan in Linlang Book Pavilion.

Gao Wen was overjoyed, and immediately knew that he would have a large sum of money in the account.

When they arrived at Linlang Pavilion, Yu Xingyan was waiting there, when he saw Gao Wen's half-smile, "The flamboyant and talented official Gao Xiaoguan has returned, working hard."

Gao Wen was bitter: "Old man, don't mention this matter anymore, my deeds have been made up into jokes, why don't you tell the story in the teahouse?"

"Ah, what's going on?" Yu Xingyan was a little surprised.

Gawain vented his anger with tea, and at the same time told what he saw in the teahouse just now.

Yu Xingyan laughed so much that he spouted all the tea, and it took him a long time before he said, "If you don't flirt with a young man, it's nice to be young, but this old man envies you, Brother Gao!"

Gao Wen asked anxiously, "Old man, are you here to bury me?"

Yu Xingyan hurriedly handed a booklet to Gao Wen: "This is the account of the absence of the official Gao, just take a look."

When it came to his pocket, Gao Wen didn't care about it and looked intently.After half a day, after deducting various expenses and unrecovered payment for goods, an exciting figure was obtained.

In the past ten days, all four thousand volumes of the first volume of "Journey to the West" have been printed, and now, Linlang Pavilion is printing the second edition at full capacity.

In the past ten days, the book "Journey to the West" has generated a profit of more than 5000 taels of silver.According to the agreement between the two parties, Gao Wen deserved 200 taels of silver
"That's a lot!" Gawain took a breath of air, "Hey, ten days, I'll become a millionaire in just ten days."

"Yeah, even the old man feels like a dream." Yu Xingyan narrowed his eyes with joy: "These days, the old man is often woken up by himself in his dreams."

(End of this chapter)