Luck: I lay flat and was forced to create a flood

Chapter 236 The golden cicada who wants to vomit blood
Jin Chanzi looked at Tang Ping with hostility.

It was as if Tang Ping had snatched his Sky Mending Stone!

The gritted teeth seemed to want to pounce directly.

Tang Ping stretched slowly, waking up from his sleep.

Slowly opening his eyes, he was about to get up.

Jin Chanzi immediately changed his expression, and the original gnashing of teeth disappeared.

Immediately put on a flattering smile.

"My lord, you are awake."

Looking at Jin Chanzi who suddenly became obsequious, Tang Ping was stunned.

With a sound of "En", Tang Ping jumped off the Sky-Bending Stone.

Jin Chanzi glanced at it greedily, and really wanted to just take it away.

However, Tang Ping was still here, and he didn't say to abandon the stone.

If he snatches it, the backlash will be great.

Looking at Tang Ping, he saw him twisting his ass and stretching his waist, which was indescribably weird.

However, at this time Tang Ping was doing stretching exercises.

He didn't have any way to practice, so he could only move his muscles and bones after lying down for a whole day.

But in Jin Chanzi's eyes, it was like a madman.

Tang Ping turned around, startled Jin Chanzi, and immediately put on a flattering smile.

"Your Majesty, what are your orders?"

Tang Ping glanced at him, "Where are those monkeys down the mountain? Why don't they come to see me?"

Jin Chanzi immediately stepped forward and said angrily: "My lord, they don't take you seriously at all.

I asked them to come to see you yesterday, and they said that you are a shit, and you are not worthy to be their king at all! "

The corner of Tang Ping's mouth twitched. This guy is still sowing discord.

But Tang Ping was not a fool, nor was he the real Monkey King, so he just hummed.

"They really say that?"

Jin Chanzi's eyes lit up, "Yes, that's what they said."

Tang Ping waved his hands indifferently, "It seems that they can only miss me, the king."

Jin Chanzi was taken aback for a moment, blinking his eyes, what does this mean?
Shouldn't you be furious and rush down the mountain to fight those monkeys?

Why is there such a reaction?
When he came back to his senses, he saw Tang Ping lying back in the sky-replenishing stone again.

The corners of Jin Chanzi's eyes twitched, resisting the urge to kill Tang Ping, trying to control his tone, pretending to be filled with righteous indignation, "My lord! They humiliated you so much, shouldn't you beat them?"

Tang Ping looked up at him slightly in surprise, "Why should I beat them?"

Jin Chanzi choked immediately.

"My lord, they humiliated you!"

Tang Ping asked with some doubts: "Where did they humiliate me?"

Jin Chanzi choked again, took a deep breath and said, "They say you are not worthy to be their king!"

Tang Ping was surprised, "Then do you think I am worthy to be your king?"

Jin Chanzi was dumbfounded when faced with this question.

It took a long while before he said dryly: "Of course you are worthy to be my king."

Tang Ping nodded in satisfaction, "That's fine, I will be your king from now on.

Since they don't want to, it's their loss, you just need to serve me well in the future. "

Jin Chanzi was stunned.

What is the logic of this horse riding?

myself, myself...

Jin Chanzi wished he could slap himself twice.

I was so stupid that I was talking logic with Tang Ping!

This is a stupid monkey!

Jin Chanzi cursed bitterly in his heart.

But this was not the result he wanted.

"No, we must let this dead monkey go down the mountain!"

Jin Chanzi felt ruthless.

Taking a deep breath, he said again: "But the king, they call you bullshit! They say you are nothing!"

Tang Ping sat up straight this time, which made Jin Chanzi's eyes shine.

Tang Ping rubbed his chin, "Well, they dare to scold me!"

Tang Ping seemed a little angry.

Jin Chanzi was overjoyed, and immediately said: "Yes, my lord, they are so bad. Not only do they not recognize your identity as a lord, they even call you shit! I even want to beat them!"

Jin Chanzi hinted at Tang Ping, wanting Tang Ping to go down the mountain to beat up those guys.

However, what he never expected was that Tang Ping's eyes suddenly lit up, "You want to beat them? I also have the same idea."

Jin Chanzi's eyes became brighter, and he nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, my lord, let's beat them now!"

As he spoke, he stared at Tang Ping expectantly.

However, Tang Ping shook his head, "No, no, how could this kind of thing be done by the king himself."

A bad feeling suddenly rose in Jin Chanzi's heart.

I only heard Tang Ping say directly: "If this kind of thing is done by the king himself, it would be too cheap.

Well, since you want to beat them too, then I will give you the first task, go down the mountain and beat up all those who have scolded me. "

Jin Chanzi was dumbfounded.

What the hell is I want you to go down the mountain and beat them up, not me!

Jin Chanzi gritted his teeth in his heart, but he could only pretend to be embarrassed.

"Your Majesty, this is not acceptable!"

As soon as Jin Chanzi opened his mouth, Tang Ping frowned, "Why can't I do it? Am I still your king? You always push back when I ask you to do something!"

Jin Chanzi almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Seeing Tang Ping's natural expression, Jin Chanzi wanted to go up and beat him up.

But he couldn't do that, he could only suppress the anger in his heart, pretended to be wronged and said: "My lord, they are so many monkeys, I, I can't beat them!"

Jin Chanzi cried and wanted to change Tang Ping's mind.

However, Tang Ping didn't take it seriously, "You can't beat all of them, can't you be singled out?
Hit them one by one, and come back when you are tired. If they dare to catch up, I will call the shots for you! "

Tang Ping's righteous words seemed to be Jin Chanzi's backer.

But Jin Chanzi wanted to strangle Tang Ping to death right now.

What the hell, even the one-on-one fight was done, why don't you just tell me to die?
Jin Chanzi cursed inwardly, but he could also see that it was almost impossible for Tang Ping to go down the mountain like this!

Now it's not just a matter of mending the sky stone.

If this guy doesn't go down the mountain, how will he carry out his plan of Journey to the West in the future?

At this moment, even Tathagata on Lingshan saw the problem.

The Tathagata looked at the Buddhas.

"Everyone, if the monkey doesn't go down the mountain now, what can you do?"

The Buddhas were silent, which made them think of a way, how could they have that brain.

Tathagata had no choice but to say, "Everyone, if this monkey doesn't go down the mountain, Journey to the West will not be able to operate normally.

There will be changes in my Western religion. Don't you guys understand the serious relationship? "

The Tathagata said so, and finally everyone can no longer pretend to be deaf and dumb.

Avalokitesvara came out and said: "My Buddha, I think since this monkey wants to be the Monkey King, we might as well obey him."

"Huh? Obey him? Avalokitesvara, tell me more about it."

Guanyin Bodhisattva organized his language before speaking.

"I thought so……"

(End of this chapter)