Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 87 The Familiar Melody

The three-tailed cat demon reappeared again. I never dreamed that there was such a thing locked in the well. Now the three-tailed cat demon is looking at me and Lao Bai with extreme arrogance. In the end, we got into a fight over a disagreement. Of course This result has already been guessed, but this guy Lao Bai unexpectedly fell into the illusion of others very disappointingly, and he was already defeated before the fight. Now it is really hard to support, it seems that I have to hire someone.

After chanting the mantra, I felt dizzy for a while. It didn’t take long. I seemed to have lost my memory. I found myself wrapped in three layers of bandages like a big rice dumpling, where am I?There was a burst of disinfectant smell around me, I turned my head with difficulty, and saw Lao Bai sitting on a stool and taking a nap, I looked around, and it seemed that this was a hospital.

Old Bai, I yelled weakly.Lao Bai sat up like an electric shock and saw that I was awake, and hurried over and said a little excitedly: "Your uncle, you are awake."

What's wrong!I remember we were not catching cat demons, why did we come here, I said.

Lao Bai sighed sadly and said: Alas!Don't mention it beforehand, let's talk about it after you heal your injury first, you know, because of you these days, our group is exhausted, this is not Hongyue going to help you make soup, just left.

I have no idea what Lao Bai said. There are too many questions in my heart lying on the bed. I am the kind of person who can’t hide things. I called Lao Bai again and said: Tell me what happened that day again. , in the end is what happened.

At this time, Lao Bai just got a glass of water. After hearing what I said, he glanced at me and sighed, and said, "How can I describe your personality? In fact, I don't know how to describe this matter. I remember that I was hit that day." The illusion of the cat demon, when I wake up, you already have this virtue. If it weren’t for the two guardians beside you, you would have become a mummy by now, and there are still two cat tails left on the ground. The body of the cat demon was found not far away, and it must have been stabbed with a sword. Later, after you were sent to the hospital, the two servants beside you also came. According to Chang Xiaopao, what happened that night was Like this, there is something wrong with the fairy family you invited. The fairy family you invited is from Lao Hui’s family. You must know that Lao Hui’s family is a rat spirit. It’s only natural for mice to be afraid of cats. The cat demon ruthlessly trampled on the street, but even so, the ability of the Xian family should not be underestimated. They actually knew that the natural enemy was here and knocked off his two tails. I don't know, anyway, that's how it happened.

After I listened to what happened, my mind became even more confused. Firstly, it was because I didn’t play well in advance, and secondly, who saved us last night. It is impossible to deal with the cat demon at all, and being able to tear off its two tails is considered extraordinary performance, so I think there is something tricky here, but then again, it is also a good thing that the cat demon died.

After lying in the hospital for a whole week, Ozawa and Laobai have already asked me to leave the funeral home, saying that I had a car accident, but it turned out that everyone came to see me, and it was quite embarrassing for me. I don't even know what to say.

On the day I was discharged from the hospital, because Lao Bai had to go to work, Hongyue came to pick me up. When I walked out of the hospital, I felt like I had been reborn. I'm just making fun of my own life. To put it bluntly, the mouse is the cat's escort, and I'm desperate to make money. You know, I'm not married yet, and I'm still a virgin.

But things are often not what you think. Just after being discharged from the hospital, I received a call from Lao Bai, and there was another fucking accident. This time it was about the funeral parlor. Lao Bai didn't explain the specifics, just let me go back quickly .After putting down the phone, I gave Hongyue my things and told her to go first. I took a taxi and went straight to the funeral home.

When we arrived at the funeral parlor, everyone was sitting in the meeting room. It seemed that everyone's expressions were not very good, and something must have happened.At this time, Lao Jia saw that all the staff had arrived, stood up and said: Everyone, now such a serious matter has occurred in our funeral home, I hope everyone will keep it secret, and don’t leak the news. When the matter is over, each person will add 200 yuan Money, I hope everyone will cooperate.

Everyone didn't speak, I didn't know what happened here, I said to Lao Bai beside me: What's the matter.

Lao Bai shook his head and said to me: "Go out and talk later."

Ladies and gentlemen, starting from today, the funeral parlor resumes shifts at an extraordinary time today, everyone cheer up, *** the old man once said, it is infinitely fun to fight against the sky, and it is endlessly fun to fight against the earth, now we have to fight with ghosts , in order to protect our funeral home, I, the curator, will make a statement first. If this matter is not handled well, I will not be the curator. No one can run away from a grasshopper tied to a rope. Okay, the meeting is over. Let’s get ready. Remember to block the news and not let the news go out.

After everyone dispersed, I followed Lao Bai and Qian Fatty and left the meeting room. When I got outside, I said to Lao Bai: What happened, it seemed serious.

Laobai and Fatty Qian pulled me into the dressing room, then gave me a cigarette and said, "Xiaofeng, the funeral home has caused trouble this time. I heard that the Eight-Power Allied Forces made a big disturbance in Beijing. We are in the same situation now." Yes, now ghosts are making trouble in the funeral parlor!

What!After listening to it, I stood up and said: What does this mean.

Fatty Qian comforted me and said: Xiaofeng, sit down first, we will tell you slowly, don't worry, this matter cannot be resolved in a short while.

After I sat down, Fatty Qian and Lao Bai told me what happened.The incident happened three days ago, and it wasn't so serious at first. At the beginning, the funeral parlor started throwing things away. They were all paper, ingot, candles and the like for the dead. Everyone didn't take it seriously, but the next day things changed. It became more and more serious. First, the urn was stolen, and more than one was lost. Just as this matter was not resolved, something happened in the cremation room. Gao Hua was burning the corpse that day. When the furnace door just opened, Suddenly Gao Hua only felt that someone was pulling his leg and pushing it into the stove. If there was no one beside him, Gao Hua would have been reimbursed.Then came my brother and me, Fatty Qian said earnestly: Yesterday I was ordered to go to Lin County to do business, but when I came back, there was movement behind the car, as if someone knocked on the door, I didn't take it seriously at the time, but there was not much time , I just felt that someone was blowing on my back, I turned my head subconsciously, and saw a man sitting behind him, wearing a shroud, looking at me with a smile, this f***ing scared me, and he braked , I ran out of the car, and it turned out to be a fake corpse. Later, I got someone to take a look, and it turned out that nothing happened. Those people said I was dazzled, and I clearly saw that dead ghost sitting behind me and smiled at me Woolen cloth.

The worst thing was last night. It just got dark last night. When we were all about to get off work, something happened again. The door of the funeral parlor couldn’t be opened for some reason. Just when everyone was wondering, a voice came from the back mountain. , talking and laughing, everyone was quite puzzled at the time, who was in the back mountain, and there were a lot of people, someone had the courage to take a look, only to hear the exclamation of ah, and then ran back, and came back without speaking He said that there are really people in the back mountain, and there are quite a lot of them, but those people are not human at all. They are wearing the shrouds of the dead, and their faces are scary. From the direction of the crematorium.

When everyone heard the news, they didn't believe it. They were going to go and have a look together, but when they arrived at the foot of the mountain, they saw a group of people coming down from the mountain, wearing shrouds as the man said. To know is dead.

(End of this chapter)