Out of the Horse: The years when I was a Daxian

Chapter 43 Storytelling

The matter of the two dead zongzi finally came to an end, and the corpses were brought back to be cremated. Lao Bai found a group of monks from nowhere and said that they were here to save the two zongzi and remove the evil spirits of the funeral home. Seeing this, Lao Jia I didn't care, I didn't need him to pay anyway, so I just turned a blind eye and passed it by. I saw a group of bald donkeys walking in with such a big appearance, and sat on the ground around the place where the urn was stored, and then He began to read Buddhist scriptures.

At this time, Lao Bai was talking to a monk, as if they were talking and laughing. I looked at it with great interest. After a while, Lao Bai came over, and I said to Lao Bai: You talked to that monk just now. what.

Laobai took a look at me, then coughed lightly and said, "Xiaofeng, you don't know that. As the saying goes, Buddhism and Taoism don't separate families. This can be regarded as a business contact for these bald donkeys. Just now, the bald donkey was called Huineng, and he was with me." I chatted quite well, and I will come to see us if I have any business in the future. How can my buddy handle things efficiently.

I looked at Lao Bai speechlessly, but let alone, this old boy does have a trick.

A group of bald donkeys tossed about in the funeral home for a long time before they left. A few family members who had good deeds came to ask me what happened, whether the funeral home was haunted by ghosts, and whether these monks were here to catch ghosts.

I glanced at the group of people and smiled and said: Don't get me wrong, this is a new project launched by our funeral home to raise the deceased to heaven, and we also hope that every deceased can go on the road happily.After saying this, even I didn’t believe it myself. Considering that there are still several unclaimed corpses in the morgue, it seems too difficult to let those buddies go on the road with peace of mind.

Several family members nodded earnestly after listening and said: Alas!It's hard to do anything these days, and it's hard for you.

A week passed in a flash, and Lao Bai and I were on the night shift again. This week, the business of the firm was also very sluggish and almost no one was there. Fortunately, Lao Bai would comfort people and say to me: Our business, three It doesn't open every year, but it's open for three years, so Xiaofeng, you don't have to worry, isn't it good, and we both have time to relax.

I snorted and didn't say a word. It was a very busy day. Lao Bai and I were busy for almost a whole day. We even ate lunch in the dressing room.

In the evening, everyone is off work, only me, Lao Bai, and the driver Qian Fatty are left. Now as long as it is a night shift, the three of us will not be separated. In the case of Qian Fatty, the three of us count as a threesome One is indispensable, and Lao Bai and I are not always so selfless. After all, we are not **, and ** also writes all the good things we do in the diary, so whenever we are on the night shift, it is me and Lao Bai who improve. When I was living, what was even more unexpected was that Master Huang also stayed tonight.

Fatty Qian knew what happened when he saw that Master Huang didn't leave after get off work, he smiled and said: I said, Master Huang and his sister-in-law quarreled again. There are internal conflicts in the family, so let me tell you what is good about you!Fatty Qian sighed, and said to Master Huang earnestly, as if he hated iron for nothing.

Master Huang didn't seem to understand the meaning of these words, he snuffed out the cigarette in his hand and sighed without saying one, two, three, four.

There were not many people left. Before leaving with the car keys, Fatty Qian said to Master Huang, "Let's stay here at night. It happens that the four of us are on the hour. After talking, Fatty Qian went shopping while driving."There were only the three of us left in the room. Lao Bai and I took a look at Master Huang. Today, Master Huang still has a bitter face, a bit like crying, but I have a little problem with curiosity. I wanted to ask about everything, so I couldn't help asking: "Master Huang, is there something wrong with your family? If you have any difficulties, just tell me, Bai Chi and I will help as much as we can."

Master Huang looked up at us and sighed again.

This problem is a bit similar to that of Chang Xiaopao, who always sighs no matter what happens.I just heard Master Huang say: I don’t want to hide the truth from my two elder nephews.
Master Huang told us about his troubles. It turned out that there was a reason why Master Huang didn’t go home tonight, because Master Huang was afraid of his wife and his wife. To talk about this matter, we had to start three days ago. Three days ago, Master Huang left work After returning home, I was tired from get off work all day and wanted to have a warm meal, but when I entered the house, my wife was not at home.Master Huang's wife has a hobby of twisting big yangko. As soon as he twists it, he forgets everything, and he is a little selfless. At that time, Master Huang's petulant temper came up. Master Huang went downstairs to pack a few dishes in the restaurant and ordered a bottle of wine to go home. As the saying goes, wine is strong and cowardly. If you say that Master Huang usually dare not be angry with his wife, today he used the strength of wine to make him lose his temper for many years. All the grievances have been vented.

As soon as Master Huang's wife entered the house, Master Huang came out of the house. The one who went up to cover his head and face scolded Master Huang's wife for a while, but Master Huang's wife was not a fuel-efficient lamp. Can the master be afraid of guilt? Immediately, Master Huang's wife immediately went into a rage and suppressed Master Huang. That night, he drove the half-drunk Master Huang out of the house and told Master Huang when he realized his mistake before returning home. .Master Huang has already lived in the funeral parlor for three days today. In Master Huang's own words, it is not to fight for steamed buns, but to fight for breath.This time, I can't get used to that stinky old woman anymore, even if he invites me in eight palanquins, I won't go back.

Lao Bai and I didn't know what to say after listening to it. After all, this is a housework, and we can't say anything.

At this time, it was already dark, and Fatty Qian came back by car and started to honk the horn in the yard. After the few of us went out, Fatty Qian opened the back compartment and we started to unload things. As usual: a box of beer, plus various Cooked food, Fatty Qian also bought a hot pot today, it seems that he can still eat hot food at night.

In the evening, a few of us set up the hot pot and put the dishes on the table. We sat down and started drinking. Fatty Qian and Lao Bai blushed after drinking a few bottles of wine, and Master Huang the second As soon as the bottle of wine was finished, he became a little flustered, and threatened to beat his wife when he got home, while the two bastards, Lao Bai and Qian Fatty, chimed in and said: Master Huang, you want to do this, you are really a man, you are really us role model!
Fatty Qian picked up the wine glass and drank a glass of wine and said to the few of us: How about we have some exciting fun today.

Lao Bai and I were taken aback, what the hell is this fat man doing?

I only heard Fatty Qian say: How about we tell ghost stories? In this environment, tell ghost stories, oh my god!So atmospheric.

Master Huang on the side seemed to wake up after hearing this and said: I said Xiaoqian, don’t talk nonsense, you didn’t hear what the old man said, don’t talk about people during the day, don’t talk about ghosts at night, you will cause trouble if you do this, and this is Funeral parlors are too cloudy, don't mess around, don't mess around.

Fatty Qian said disapprovingly: "Old Huang, what are you afraid of? With my two brothers, why do monsters dare to come out?"

Since the incident with the copper corpse last time, Fatty Qian really developed some courage, but that was only when Lao Bai and I were present. Now that Fatty Qian is proud to see us here, so he came Let me talk about one first.

It was about a man in the countryside who had to work the night shift in the middle of the night, and every time he went home, he would pass by a pond, but every time he walked here, he always felt that someone was watching him. Of course, it was the same today. This man tried not to think about it. About this matter, the bicycle was riding so fast that it was about to pass the pond, and suddenly a delicate voice came over, big brother!

The man suddenly braked the brakes to stop the car, then turned around and looked back, only to see a woman in a blue calico dress standing by the pond.The man was taken aback, who could it be in the middle of the night, so he asked: Miss, what are you doing here if you don't come home in the middle of the night.

The woman glanced at the man and said, "Brother, my house is right in front. Today I have something to go into the city, so I delayed the car and walked back, but the road is too dark, I'm afraid, brother, can you take me?" Is it for a while?

The man saw that the woman didn't look like a bad person, so he felt pity and said, "Then you come up."

After the woman got into the car, she put her arms around the man's waist.At that time, the man was shocked, as if a gust of cold air came in, but the man didn't think much, so he rode forward on the bike. The two of them had nothing to say along the way, but at this moment, the man seemed to think of something, that was these two people It should be very strenuous to pedal in a car, but now there is no feeling of strenuousness at all. The man turned his head curiously, and was shocked. He saw nothing behind him. When did the woman jump? The man who got out of the car didn't even say hello. The man was a little scared and ran towards home quickly.

As soon as he entered the house, just in time for the man's mother to come out, when he looked up and saw his son, he yelled and almost fainted. The man was also taken aback. What's the matter with the mother, and the old lady pointed at her son and said, What's behind you!
The man was stunned and looked back, almost frightened. His scalp stood up, and he saw a paper man behind him hugging him. The paper man was wearing the same clothes as the woman just now. The man passed out immediately.

Fatty Qian stopped talking after taking a sip of wine.

A few of us stared at Fatty Qian and said, "What happened later."

Fatty Qian said with a smile: "There is no later, and I don't know about it later. I also heard about it from my friend."

The few of us sighed, at this time Master Huang said: "Then let me tell a story too. Master Huang is going to tell a story after taking a sip of wine. This happened after our funeral home finished speaking. Master Huang looked out of the window." After a glance, it seemed that he remembered the old things, but Master Huang raised his head and glanced out of the window, and suddenly his face turned pale and he fell to the ground with a cry.

The few of us were startled and asked Master Huang what was wrong, only to see Master Huang pointing to the outside and said: "Ghost, there is a ghost!"
The few of us looked out of the window, it’s okay if we don’t look at it, but we were shocked when we saw a paper figure appearing on the window at some point, dressed in bright red and green, with two cheeks smeared with monkeys The ass is about the same, smiling at us, and gesturing for us to get out with that stiff hand.

(End of this chapter)