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Chapter 74 Wu Dalang vs Sun Erniang
"This is a conspiracy." Before Sun Erniang could answer, Zhou Tian jumped up, pointing at the few hairs on the table and shouting.

"What the hell (conspiracy)." Sun Erniang didn't react at all, she looked at Zhou Tian in a daze, and said subconsciously.

"Hmph, what's in your steamed buns are meat, what you're playing is a conspiracy, you're a black shop, right?" Zhou Tian patted the table, and pulled out a pale yellow rolling pin from the bag—tiger dung and paint. Like, can't get rid of it.

"Guest officer, are you kidding me? I'm a businessman with my own responsibilities, why did I become a black shop owner?" Sun Erniang took a step back, and said with a light smile——what is the smell so bad, and what is that dwarf holding in his hand.

"Hmph, lady boss, you still dare to quibble, if you don't run a black shop, then take a bite of this steamed bun and let me have a look." Zhou Tian picked up the steamed bun that Wu Song broke apart with chopsticks, and handed it to Erniang Sun ——**(mou) steamed stuffed bun, so fucking disgusting, I don’t even want to hold it with my hands.

"The guest officer eats if he wants to eat, and leaves if he doesn't want to eat. Why are you teasing me, a weak girl?" Cannibalism is not a problem these days, but it takes courage to eat meat. Rao, Erniang Sun is used to making steamed buns made of human flesh. , but with human meat steamed buns...

"If you don't eat it, it will prove that your shop is a black shop." Zhou Tian knocked on the table with a rolling pin, "I, Wu Dalang, hate opening a black shop the most in my life. If you are a black shop, I will smash it with you." But in our old profession, we are also one of the two evils of Yanggu.

"Yes, my shop is indeed a black shop." Sun Erniang glanced at the empty wine bowl on the table and said, "But my shop is not something you can smash."

"Really... ah, you...you drugged this wine." Zhou Tian narrowed his eyes, and just about to make a move, his body suddenly swayed - our acting skills have exceeded our ability, eunuch, Coolies, book boys, and playing Wu Dalang, now pretending to have taken Mongolian sweat medicine is not a trivial matter.

"You..." Zhou Tian was still admiring his acting skills, but he saw Wu Song stood up, pointed at Sun Erniang, and then fell headlong on the table—Wu Song is more powerful than me.

When I looked at that Pan Jinlian again, she was already lying there, but this Pan Jinlian belonged to a vase, and her acting skills were really not very good. When she just lay down, she felt that she was getting closer to the human flesh on the table, so she even moved Body, you see how professional Wu Song is - he just lay on the human flesh.

"Hehe, since the guest officer knows that I run a black shop, why do you still drink my wine?" Erniang Sun chuckled, then stretched out three fingers and said to Zhou Tian, ​​"Down."

Sun Erniang smiled and put down a finger, Zhou Tian's body shook.

"fall"

Sun Erniang put down another finger confidently, Zhou Tian staggered and almost fell.

"fall"

Sun Erniang put down the last finger with some doubts, Zhou Tian wobbled again, and was about to fall, but he supported himself with the rolling pin.

"You fall down for my old lady." Erniang Sun clenched her fist and walked towards Zhou Tian.

"I'm about to fall, I'm about to fall." Zhou Tian saw Sun Erniang coming, staggered a few steps, and staggered towards Sun Erniang.

Erniang Sun thought that Zhou Tian had been poisoned with perspiration, so when she saw Zhou Tian bumping into him, she didn't have any precautions, she just raised her fist and hit Zhou Tian on the head.

"Oh..." Zhou Tian pretended to be tripped by a stone on the ground, and suddenly jumped up from the ground. After spinning 360 degrees, he avoided Erniang Sun's fist and bumped his head on the opponent's chest.

Sun Erniang didn't have any defenses at all, and besides, the opponent's strength was not small. Under this collision, Sun Erniang, who was pretending, backed up again and again, almost falling to the ground.

"It's really soft." After Zhou Tian knocked Sun Erniang away, he touched his head, smacked his lips and said, "I almost lost my breath just now."

Seeing Zhou Tian's appearance, Erniang Sun blushed, knowing that she was being taken advantage of by others, she was furious in her heart, no matter why the other party was still not down now, she rushed towards Zhou Tian again with her fists raised.

"Come again." Seeing Erniang Sun's expression, Zhou Tian knew that the other party was really angry, so he didn't dare to neglect.

Although this Erniang Sun's force is not comparable to those fierce men on Liangshan, she still has some kung fu in her hands, but if that's all, Zhou Tian doesn't have to worry about it, but the most important thing is that Erniang Sun is a woman. If you don't have a good place to start, if someone pokes you in a place that shouldn't be poked, it will become a death feud. Therefore, Zhou Tian's "dirty" tactic is useless when dealing with this Erniang Sun. Conventional methods win.

Fortunately, Erniang Sun didn't have a weapon in her hand, and she had a rolling pin in biochemical mode in her hand. On this point alone, Zhou Tian had the upper hand—I can't beat you to death, but I'm sick of you.

Sure enough, as soon as the battle started, Zhou Tian had the upper hand. Although Zhou Tian had a "five short stature", with the extension of the rolling pin, Erniang Sun's fist basically had no chance of getting close to Zhou Tian.

However, Zhou Tian's Hundred Birds Chaofeng spear technique has become more and more proficient after continuous study these days. This "quick" tactic has been brought into full play by Zhou Tian. There was a sound of birds chirping. Although the sound was out of tune due to the material of the rolling pin, it became like a crow, but judging from the speed of this move, Zhou Tian's marksmanship has basically reached a small level. At the pinnacle, if you use this marksmanship to deal with Sun Erniang, she will naturally have no power to fight back.

It's also due to Zhou Tian's luck, when the two were fighting, a strong wind suddenly blew behind Zhou Tian, ​​and then the biochemical attack ability on Zhou Tian's rolling pin showed its power.

The two fought smoothly, Sun Erniang punched out, expending a lot of physical strength, the panting was a bit messy, it was normal to exhale heavily, but the timing of Sun Erniang's panting was not very right, the wind blew When it came over, Erniang Sun just inhaled, and the smell on the rolling pin, whizzing along with the wind, all entered Erniang Sun's mouth...

The smell of tiger dung was really not that good. As soon as Sun Erniang took a breath, she clutched her chest and retched.

"There's a flaw." Although Zhou Tian felt the wind blowing from behind him, he didn't expect the smell on his rolling pin to be so strong. Seeing that Erniang Sun's door was wide open, he naturally wouldn't miss this opportunity, so he poked at it with the rolling pin past.

"You dwarf is too deceitful." Just as Zhou Tian was about to poke Erniang Sun, a person came out of the room, holding a bamboo pole in his hand, and blocked Zhou Tian's rolling pin with a single stroke.

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Going to Sanjiang at two o'clock, children's shoes, Xinsi's Sanjiang ticket is at stake. Let's vote. Although the Sanjiang ticket is useless, it shouldn't be too ugly.

(End of this chapter)