Best grocery store ever

Chapter 70

"Tiger, you fucking come and eat me." Zhou Tian jumped up to the tiger and found that the tiger was still staring at Pan Jinlian, obviously not paying attention to himself. Could it be that he thought he was ugly and unappetizing? ?

In order to divert the tiger's attention, Zhou Tian bluffed twice, then picked up a stone from the ground, rounded it, and threw it at the tiger. It was accurate enough, and directly threw it on the tiger's head.

"Wow..." The tiger was hit by Pan Jinlian just now, and it was obviously still angry, and now it was hit on the head by a stone thrown by Zhou Tian, ​​and it was even more furious. With four paws flapping, it rushed towards Zhou Tian come over.

"Oh my god!" Seeing the tiger rushing towards him, Zhou Tian kicked his legs and climbed up the tree again. Zhou Tian is not stupid, he fought the tiger recklessly, what are you kidding, didn't you see Wu Song running up the tree? - Talk about that kid Wu Song Not drunk yet.

Zhou Tianteng climbed up the tree and didn't look down. He felt relieved when he climbed to a place where the tiger couldn't touch him, but he suddenly felt cold under his buttocks, so he looked down, oh my god, what? Climbing up the tree, the big paws were pulling it. Zhou Tian was close, so he could see clearly, there was a piece of cloth on the tiger's paws, no wonder my butt was cold...

Seeing that the tiger's paws were about to scratch and pull him, Zhou Tian didn't care about anything else, and climbed up desperately. No matter how much this tiger can climb a tree, its weight is still there. If it climbs to the top by itself, it can still catch up?

However, it turns out that although the tiger's tree climbing ability cannot be compared with that of cats, it still belongs to the cat family anyway. Seeing that Zhou Tian climbed higher and higher, the tiger did not follow Zhou Tian to climb up, but jumped down. The tree, after being a little farther away from the tree, added a run-up to use momentum to jump up.

The tiger's body is long. Although it doesn't climb very high, it has good ductility. When its two paws are stretched out, they can touch the soles of Zhou Tian's feet.

At this time, Zhou Tian had already climbed to the top of the tree. If he climbed any higher, the branch would definitely not be able to support his own weight, and when he fell, the tiger would just eat pancakes.

But the tiger just reached the soles of Zhou Tian's feet. Apart from being able to touch the soles of his shoes, Zhou Tian's legs are not in danger. It's also due to Zhou Tian's shortness. If it was Wu Song, he would probably have to Pulled down by the tiger.

Seeing that Zhou Tian couldn't be pulled, the tiger yelled at Zhou Tian twice, then jumped off the tree again, but this time the tiger didn't hold Zhou Tian's strength anymore, but turned around and walked towards Pan Jinlian again. past.

"Second brother, you're not drunk yet." Seeing that the tiger turned his attention to Pan Jinlian, Zhou Tian lifted his heart from letting go, and called Wu Song at the top of his voice, but there was no response from Wu Song. Zhou Tian's heart couldn't help but feel cold—that kid can't get drunk from a jar of wine.

"Tiger, come and eat me." Wu Song didn't respond. The matter of rescuing Pan Jinlian had to fall on him. Zhou Tian slipped down the tree, picked up a stone again, and threw it at the tiger. Smashed it on the head.

Everything seems to be a replica of the previous scene, the next thing is that Zhou Tian climbed the tree, and then the tiger couldn't catch Zhou Tian, ​​so he roared angrily to finish the matter.But Zhou Tian mistakenly underestimated the IQ of the king of beasts. Although the tiger walked towards Pan Jinlian, its eyes kept staring at Zhou Tian. Seeing Zhou Tianxia, ​​the tiger was already prepared. And taking advantage of Zhou Tian throwing stones at himself, the tiger turned sharply and rushed towards Zhou Tian.

Although Zhou Tian faintly sensed that something was wrong, he didn't expect the tiger to be so smart. As soon as he threw the stone, the tiger rushed towards him.

"Fuck, you've become a master." Zhou Tian's reaction was quite quick. The moment the tiger turned around, Zhou Tian's two short legs began to twitch, but at this time it must be too late to climb the tree. Get pulled down.

At the moment of shutting down the phone, Zhou Tian was quick to use his wits——turned around the tree.

Zhou Tian can't outrun a tiger, but this large animal has poor agility due to its weight, and Zhou Tian's body size should be able to shine a bit in terms of agility, plus the fact that Tong Yuan handed it to him Zhou Tian found out that the footwork was really good after walking around the tree for a few laps.

"Come and bite me." Zhou Tian was circling around the tree while teasing this and that tiger. If he was not afraid that the tiger would go to Pan Jinlian's side again, Zhou Tian would not have killed him.But now there is no other way, Pan Jinlian is still in a coma with that, can't even run, let the tiger go, don't need much, just slap that paw, Pan Jinlian will die today.

Facing this tiger, Zhou Tian's concentration was naturally high, but it may also be due to too much concentration, Zhou Tian had an accident when he was turning in circles - he was dizzy.

Zhou Tian's footsteps were sloppy, and he began to sway, staggering, almost being pulled by the tiger, thanks to Zhou Tian's quick reaction, otherwise his butt would be half lost.

"It's too exhausting." Zhou Tian knew that if he wanted to continue like this, he didn't need the tiger to do anything, so he had to lie there, "I have to force me to do it."

Zhou Tian’s rolling pin was always in his hand, but he was too nervous before, so he was able to use it in time, but now Zhou Tian, ​​who was playing “tiger hide” with the tiger, found a flaw in the tiger. The tiger’s body is long, so When Zhou Tian and the tiger circled the tree, the tiger's head was behind Zhou Tian's buttocks. On the contrary, the tiger's buttocks were right in front of his eyes, and he had a rolling pin in his hand. If he poked it...

Just do it, Zhou Tian did not hesitate to poke hard, only heard a "chuck", a rolling pin let Zhou Tian poke half of it in.

There is a good saying, "a tiger's butt cannot be touched". Facts have proved that this tiger's butt can not only be touched, but also cannot be poked. There is also a good saying, "human potential is unlimited." Unlimited, the tiger who got stabbed in the ass, jumped up with a voice of "嗤", and flew out Zhou Tianding who hadn't reacted yet.

How strong is that tiger, especially a tiger that has been irritated. With this push, Zhou Tian flew five or six meters away, and threw Zhou Tian to the ground, gnawing at the mud.

"Ouch..." This fall was really rough, as if his heel was about to break, he managed to get up from the ground, but saw the tiger had already rushed towards him.

"It's over!" No matter how quick Zhou Tian reacted to this distance, he couldn't escape it.

But when Zhou Tian was in despair, the tiger's figure suddenly paused, only Wu Song's voice was heard from behind the tiger. "Brother, I'm drunk this time, look how this big bug has two tails."

Yes, can it be without two tails, isn't the rolling pin still poking at the tiger's buttocks?

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