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Chapter 60 Wu Song's Drinking Capacity

"Jinlian, look who's here." Zhou Tian greeted, and led Wu Song into the room, "Second brother, you put the big worm here first, and we'll try braised tiger meat later."

"Is it uncle?" Pan Jinlian came downstairs in a hurry, she couldn't help being taken aback when she saw Wu Song's appearance, she was astonished in her heart: the difference between the two brothers is a little too big.

"Did I lure wolves into the house?" Seeing Pan Jinlian's eyes, Zhou Tian had an extremely bad thought in his heart.

"Wu Song met my sister-in-law." Seeing Pan Jinlian, Wu Song didn't have any thoughts, so he bowed to Pan Jinlian and said.

"Please, uncle." Pan Jinlian hastily returned the gift, looked at Wu Song carefully, and said, "I often hear Dalang mention uncle, but when I saw him today, uncle is indeed handsome."

After saying this, Pan Jinlian gave Zhou Tian a blank look, and whispered in Zhou Tian's ear, "It doesn't look like you file again, it's not as good as others' eleven."

"The concentrated one is the essence." Zhou Tian said hesitantly.Hearing Pan Jinlian's words, Zhou Tian felt relieved. Since Pan Jinlian could joke with her like this, then she was naturally open-minded.

"Ahem..." Although Zhou Tian's private conversation was quiet, it still didn't escape Wu Song's ears. Hearing their words, Wu Song felt a little embarrassed.

"The dishes, fruits and vegetables, have been laid out by my family. Uncle, hurry up and take a seat." Hearing Wu Song's cough, Pan Jinlian couldn't help but blushed, and after pinching Zhou Tian, ​​she said to Wu Song.

"Before we eat, shouldn't we wash our hands?" Just as Wu Song was about to enter the table, Zhou Tian reminded him that Wu Song just came back with the tiger on his back, and he was carrying it backwards, with his right hand holding the tiger's thigh Well, although tiger urine can cure rheumatism, it is still urine...

Taking advantage of Wu Song washing his hands, Zhou Tian confessed to Qian Da and the others, "Tell the chef that this tiger meat should be blanched before it is put into the pot, otherwise the smell will not go away. Well, the remaining tiger meat , You just share it, keep the tiger bone for me, point to use it to make wine, your sister-in-law's future sex will depend on him, and keep the tiger skin for me, be careful when peeling it, don't mess it up It’s broken, and I’m still counting on making a tiger skin skirt..." Zhou Tian wanted Wu Song to eat well and warmly, but he tied the best cook in Yanggu County, Master Huo, to... Oh no, please At home, except for those strange fruits, all the dishes are cooked by Master Huo himself, and in order to be able to serve Wu Dalang, one of the "Two Evils of Yanggu", Master Huo naturally took great pains, Have you seen that big Buddha? It was carved with tofu. It is said that it was carved all night. Hey, what does it smell like? It was carved with stinky tofu...

"Second, come and drink." Zhou Tian knew that Wu Song could drink a lot, so Zhou Tian didn't even prepare a bowl, and just blew it from the wine jar.Of course, Wu Song's wine jar is real wine, while Zhou Tian's wine jar is cold white wine. Although the baijiu in the Northern Song Dynasty is not high in alcohol, which is similar to beer, Zhou Tian has not yet reached the point of drinking beer as cold water. the point.So Zhou Tian switched positions.You drink, I drink cold for free, small sample, drinking can't kill you.

However, Zhou Tian obviously underestimated Wu Song's drinking capacity and his own water capacity. Before he could drink a jar of cool white water, Zhou Tian's stomach had already started to flood. If Zhou Tian didn't run the toilet more diligently, maybe Had to burst the embankment on the spot.As for the tiger meat that was just served, Zhou Tian had no appetite to eat it, so he could only watch Pan Jinlian and Wu Song keep pawing there, eating with relish.

During the dinner, apart from drinking cold drinks for nothing, Zhou Tian also observed Pan Jinlian from time to time. Although Pan Jinlian would glance at Wu Song intentionally or unintentionally, there was no charm or flirtatious intent in his eyes. It's the pure eyes of a sister looking at a brother, or a sister looking at a brother.It seems that under her own influence, Pan Jinlian has long forgotten her slut plot, and has become a good wife and mother at ease. It is estimated that Pan Jinlan will not even blink if Ximen Qing is put in front of her eyes at this time.Of course, Zhou Tian would never do such a risky thing.

"Wu Song drank comfortably today, I didn't expect my brother's drinking capacity is not small." Wu Song's face was flushed, obviously the strength of the alcohol had already risen, and he was a little awkward to speak, but he didn't stop under his hand, and opened another jar Wine, but also to continue to drink.

Seeing that Wu Song opened another jar of wine, Zhou Tian hurriedly took out a jar of cold white wine from his feet, how fresh it was, in case Wu Song got a jar from him and asked him to drink it, would he drink it or not? If you don't drink, let's act first, even though the jar was cold before, and I haven't finished drinking it yet.

"Wu Song is happy to see his elder brother and sister-in-law, so he drank more wine. My elder brother doesn't need to accompany me, I will drink by myself." Wu Song saw Zhou Tian's reluctance when he took the wine jar just now, so he didn't let Zhou Tian go again. Drink with yourself.

"Since you have already said that, my second son, I won't be hypocritical anymore. Today, brother, I'm really too full to drink, so I won't accompany you brother." I've been waiting for your words, hiccup, I'm so full, Tiger meat is getting cold...

Originally, Zhou Tian planned to mention Ximenqing to Wu Song during the banquet, but seeing Wu Song drinking like this, Zhou Tian guessed it would be useless to mention it himself, and it would be gone after a while, so I have to talk about it tomorrow One more time, so fortunately Zhou Tian didn't think about other things today, and drank a few bowls of wine with Wu Song.

So Zhou Tian, ​​who opened the gate to release the water several times, finally replaced it with real wine with live ammunition, and drank with Wu Song for a dark night.

During his contact with Wu Song, Zhou Tian discovered that this man was indeed a simple man as described in "Water Margin",-this can be seen from the fact that he never looked directly at Pan Jinlian in a low-cut dress. out.

Zhou Tian has been hanging out with Qian Da and the others these days, and there are rascals around here. Zhou Tian naturally sees these people clearly. Although they obey him now, they may turn back at any time. Among those people, there was no one who really had a heart-to-heart relationship with Zhou Tian. They were all people who followed suit—this can be seen from the fact that they always stared at Pan Jinlian in a low-cut dress. You can see it without stopping.

Zhou Tian, ​​who has been in the gangsters for a long time, looks very friendly when he looks at Wu Song, and he doesn't have to hide when talking to Wu Song. He thinks of what to say, and it is so open-of course, Zhou Tian doesn't have any words like time travel. If you say it, someone has to believe it.

Zhou Tian got drunk tonight, this is the first time he has let go of his stomach to drink since time travel, the first time he drank so happily, he is a bit envious of Wu Dalang, it is really nice to have such a brother.

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Tiger meat needs to be blanched in boiling water before eating. This is what I learned from a zoo. Of course, I didn’t teach it by hand. I watched it on TV—what’s the taste of tiger meat...

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