Best grocery store ever

Chapter 216

Han Fuqu Chairman Han didn't know what was wrong with his brain. He had to go to Baotu Spring to enjoy the spring in this cold weather. The literati also have to get involved. Chairman Han has a problem when he travels—he likes to compose poems, but they are still poems with soy sauce.

We got up in the morning to gather at the gate of the provincial government. It was like a spring outing, and we set off for Baotu Spring in a mighty way.

Zhou Tian is now a big celebrity in front of Han Fuqu, with two words of "I see you pleasing to the eye", he was directly promoted from a commoner to the position of Deputy Secretary-General of SD Province, so Han Fuqu visited Baotu Spring and Zhou Tian had to follow him closely.

There are many people who are envious and jealous, even if Zhou Tian feeds them money, they can't stop the jealousy, but this kind of jealousy is restrained.

To be honest, Baotu Spring in winter is not unattractive. The spring water is not frozen all year round, even in winter, the temperature is around [-] degrees, so the spring pool will keep steaming out in this season, just like boiling a pot.

"Old and young masters, let's come to Baotu Spring today. The Sankou Spring in this place is famous. I heard that many literati wrote poems for Baotu Spring. Think about it now, take a look. I will reward you for any poems you can make." Han Fuqu looked at Baotu Spring, which looked like a dumpling pot, and suddenly said to those poets who couldn't be more coquettish, asking them to write two poems for listening .

If those literati and poets come here by themselves and don’t follow Han Fuqu’s ass, maybe you can really write some good works when you are in a good mood. After all, these people are serious and true cultural people, and they all have works characters.

But now, following Han Fuqu, I am trembling, how can I have the heart to admire the spring, the attention is on Han Fuqu's face, and Han Fuqu is dumbfounded when he asks, it is strange that he can make poems under such circumstances.

Poetry writing is troublesome. You have to figure out the rhyme and mediocrity. They are not Han Fuqu. They don’t have the qualifications to write soy sauce poems. There is no place to cry for the fake authority and the hat of a fake writer.

Seeing that the crowd of poets did not respond, Han Fuqu asked his subordinates again. Secretary-General Tan was an old fox. The filming is about immortal blessings and eternal enjoyment, and chrysanthemums are used for storage. In short, Han Fuqu is very satisfied.

The two deputy secretary-generals other than Zhou Tian also learned from Tan Laohu, but they didn't learn much. The horse slapped on the horse's leg, and Han Fuqu gave him a good reprimand.

Finally it was Zhou Tian's turn. Zhou Tian had good reasons to say that he couldn't do it. After all, Zhou Tian got the position because he caught Swallow and Li San, and he belonged to the champion of martial arts, but now Han Fuqu's complexion is not very good.

When Zhou Tian said the word "no", Han Fuqu's face became completely gloomy.

Seeing that Han Fuqu's face turned blue, Zhou Tian hurriedly asked Tan Laohu for help. These days, Zhou Tian often feeds Tan Laohu. If he doesn't ask him to rescue him at this time, who can he turn to?

"Chairman Han, Deputy Secretary-General Zhou is a new type of talent, and his family is a warrior. This poetry is not good enough, but Chairman Han can let Deputy Secretary-General Zhou Lulu show his skills. Back then, he caught the swallow Li San I heard that Secretary-General Zhou had a unique skill called 'Lushan Shenglongba', how about asking Deputy Secretary-General Zhou to use it to offset the crime of writing poetry this time?" Tan Laohu resorted to the great method of diverting attention , let Han Fuqu's attention turn from the problem of poetry to "Lushan Shenglongba."

Tan Laohu's method of diverting attention was very successful, fully mobilizing Han Fuqu's interest in Zhou Tian's "Lushan Shenglongba".

"Zhou Tian, ​​just Lulu, I heard that your 'Lushan Shenglongba' is better than Swallow Li San's Swallow Dart." Han Fuqu pointed to the carp swimming in the spring and said, "Bring me that fish, Let's eat sweet and sour in a while.'

"Success, Chairman Han, please look at it." 'Lushan Shenglongba' is my forte, not to mention a carp, even if you put a dolphin in it, I will get it out for you.

Zhou Tian walked up to the spring pool, found a thumb-sized stone, and held it up to Han Fuqu and the others, "I can use local materials for this 'Lushan Shenglongba', as long as ordinary stones are fine, and it will never pollute. The environment, everyone is optimistic, I will breathe on it."

Like Liu Qian, Zhou Tian pretended to be mysterious in front of everyone, "I took a breath, and there is immortal energy on this stone, and this stone has lethal power."

"You fucking don't play these fake things for me, hurry up." Zhou Tian chose the wrong audience, Han Fuqu didn't like fake ones, so Zhou Tian followed up with lip-smacking, which naturally displeased Han Fuqu.

When Han Fuqu spoke, Zhou Tian stopped talking nonsense, turned around and threw the stone into the water without saying anything.

"bang"

The stone as big as a thumb splashed a three-meter-high water splash, and when the water spray was exhausted, a big fish jumped up and floated on the water surface.

Such a miraculous scene naturally drew cheers from the surrounding people, even Old Fox Tan couldn't help applauding Zhou Tian.

"Hurry up, catch that fish for me, and let the cook of Jufengde give me sweet and sour while it's fresh." Han Fuqu was naturally overjoyed when he saw the big fish floating on the water, and he looked at Zhou Tian with satisfaction in his eyes He knew that Zhou Tian was capable, but he didn't expect Zhou Tian to be so capable.

"No wonder you were able to catch Li San, the swallow. Your pebbles are as good as my cannon." Han Fuqu asked Zhou Tian to come over. So big."

Zhou Tian stretched out his hand, it was a serious nerd's hand, although Zhou Tian's marksmanship training hands also had calluses, but the "Book from Heaven" seems to have the effect of beauty and health care, those who practiced "Book from Heaven" The calluses are gone long ago, so Zhou Tian's hands are as smooth as those of a big girl.

"It's weird, why is your hand so smooth." Han Fuqu took Zhou Tian's hand and felt it endlessly, rubbing it vigorously, until a layer of mud was removed from it.

Of course, Han Fuqu didn't do much research on Zhou Tian's two hands, but took advantage of this joy to improvise a poem.

"Baotu Spring,

Spring Baotu,
The three eyes are as thick,

Gulp, gulp, gulp. "

As a senior soy sauce party, Han Fuqu's poem is definitely full of soy sauce flavor.

This is a soy sauce poem - what the hell is this.

But such an evaluation can't be said, it has to be held in the heart.

"Good poems, good poems, Chairman Han is really a great talent." It would be against his will not to scold Han Fuqu in his heart, but there is even more against his will, even praising Han Fuqu's soy sauce poems.

"Not bad, not bad. Chairman Han's poems are fresh and refined. They don't have the fake elegance of the usual poems, but they also reflect the new atmosphere of our Republic of China. This poem is really good. It is worthy of being written by Chairman Han. This matter should be regarded as a masterpiece." One sycophant finished filming, and the other made up for it.

All of a sudden there was a lot of flattery, it could be said that the ass hit the point, and the ass hit Han Fuqu's heart, what the hell is a fart, a bit of thickening is shit.

Seeing Zhou Tian's ability, he recited a thousand-year-old soy sauce poem, Han Fuqu was very happy at the moment, and after wandering around the courtyard of Baotu Spring for a while, his stomach started to growl.

There was a banquet at noon, and for those who came with the banquet, the carp that Zhou Tian threw up naturally became the main course of the banquet, and everyone toasted happily.

After lunch at noon, Han Fuqu's joy was not over yet, and he took a group of people to climb Qianfo Mountain again.

When we got to the top of the mountain, it was getting late, and Han Fuqu was a little out of breath at the moment. After all, he was in his 40s, and his physical strength was not as good as before. One of his feet was unstable, and he kicked on a rock. He staggered and almost fell to the ground. When a dog eats shit, Zhou Tian has quick eyesight and hands to help him up, but Han Fuqu didn't know which muscle was wrong. Looking at the broken stones on the top of the mountain, he wrote a couplet, "The rocks on the mountain are squishy and hard."

Han Fuqu's Shanglian can't be regarded as absolute, but it is also somewhat level. It can be read as "the rocks on the mountain are thin and hard", or it can be read as "the stones on the mountain are thin and hard", and it still makes sense.

"Everyone make the last pair, and I'll reward you if you're right." Han Fuqu felt that the pair he played was very good, so he happily said to those literati.

These literati do not know anything else, and the ability to bite the words to the right is not covered. Many people immediately wrote the second couplet, but these people don’t think they have a long life. If they say it, it will naturally make Han Fuqu unhappy. After all This is the first time that Chairman Han can give you a level question, so let's keep our mouths shut. Didn't Cao Cao chop Yang Xiu's talkativeness during the Three Kingdoms period?

"No one can match up." Han Fuqu was upset again, and Han Fuqu's face changed quickly enough, like a weather forecast.

Everyone shook their heads, a new wave of flattery came, and they all praised Han Fuqu's match as absolute.

"Absolutely, I have a second line here." Han Fuqu touched his head and went straight to the north. Although it was dusk, he could vaguely see the winding Yellow River. "Listen, my second line is : The water in the river boils and gets cold."

As soon as Han Fuqu said this couplet, everyone was a little shocked. This pair is neat, and it is much more ingenious than the couplets in many people's minds. The praise of the literati this time is not flattery, it is a real surprise Plus admired.

"Chairman Han is not well, Li San, the swallow, has escaped." Han Fuqu admired himself for his quick thinking, but such a good mood made a soldier rushing up from the mountain pissed away.

"What are you talking about! Swallow Li San ran away, didn't he let your Yan family take care of him? Also, how could he escape with a broken hamstring?" Han Fuqu's face turned green, and it took only a few days for the swallow Li San to catch him. God, I was about to be shot in two days, how could I run away.

"Little one, I don't know, we've put him under the strictest guard, and his hamstring was indeed broken, but I don't know why he didn't seem to have any injuries on his feet when he ran away, and the cell was also closed. It has not been destroyed." The person who came was sweating non-stop, and he was already terrified in the face of King Han Yan.

"Let's go down the mountain, today is a fucking disappointment." Han Fuqu shouted to everyone, and then walked down the mountain on his own, and everyone naturally had to hurry up.

Halfway up the mountain, the distraught Han Fuqu's feet were a little flimsy, while Zhou Tian took out a very small stone from his pocket without anyone noticing, flicked it with his fingers, and shot it at Han Fuqu's calf abdomen.

"what"

Han Fuqu screamed, his foot was unsteady, and he fell into the ravine beside him.

This ravine is very deep, if you fall, there is absolutely no way out.

Seeing this scene, everyone naturally stretched out their hands to pull, but Han Fuqu was too close to the ravine, and it would be too late to pull.

Seeing that Han Fuqu was about to fall, Zhou Tian yelled, "Chairman Han, I will save you!!"

Zhou Tian's speed was naturally much faster than those literati and politicians. He rushed over in three steps and two steps at a time. At this time, half of Han Fuqu's body had fallen out of the ravine.

It was too late to say that, Zhou Tian, ​​in the spirit of self-sacrifice and selfless dedication, grabbed Han Fuqu by the collar, and made a gesture of falling down if he couldn't pull it, and fell down the ravine together with Han Fuqu.

"Chairman Han, Zhou Tian can't be with you anymore." With a bitter face, Zhou Tian grabbed the rope of the jade pendant around Han Fuqu's neck, and then slapped Han Fuqu on the back fiercely. Quickly separated, Han Fuqu was slapped back to a safe position by Zhou Tian's palm, and Zhou Tian quickly fell down the ravine.

Han Fuqu, who saved his life and escaped, paused for a moment, and suddenly shouted, "Guards, all of you, come down the mountain to find me, you must find Zhou Tian, ​​and then find someone to go to the hospital, and ask them to send someone over, send the best doctor."

When Han Fuqu was yelling at the mountain, Zhou Tian was sliding down the mountain wall with a dagger at the moment. Naturally, there would be no danger under the use of the light body technique and the air defense technique, and Zhou Tian held a dagger in his right hand. A cyan jade pendant, this jade pendant is naturally the task item for this time.

Today's scene is completely improvised, but this is the best result, at least Zhou Tian will not implicate Shen Yuanyi and Chen Shouting after taking away Han Fuqu's jade pendant.

And Zhou Tian also wrote a letter to the two of them, as long as he disappeared, the letter would reach the two of them.

As for Zhou Tian, ​​the refugees from the Northeast that he took in in his small foreign building, he had also made arrangements. Dongsheng was as smart as a monkey, and it was not a problem to manage the dozen or so people well.

Zhou Tian, ​​who slid down the mountain, didn't waste his time. After calling out the item collection place, he threw the jade pendant in.
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"Ding dong, the mission staff completed the mission of Han Fuqu's portable jade pendant on Zhou Tian, ​​and the reward: replenishment of supply."

"Ding dong, the mission staff completed the mission of Han Fuqu's portable jade pendant on Zhoutian. It took 35 days, and the mission was significantly overfulfilled, and they received special rewards: a quota for the god beast in the grocery store, a piece of system upgrade fragments, and 30 days for the grocery store to be closed.

"Ding dong, the mission staff Zhou Tian completed the mission of Han Fuqu's portable jade pendant, and triggered the mission of Yanzi Li San's redemption, and got extra: one alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun and one piece of system upgrade fragments.

"So many rewards." Zhou Tian was a little surprised when he heard the system notification beeping non-stop.

A blue light flashed, and at the same time as the supply on the shelf was replenished, an alchemy furnace, two fragments with writing on it, and a bracelet-like circle suddenly appeared in front of Zhou Tian's eyes.

"So small?." Zhou Tian took the alchemy furnace and examined it carefully. The alchemy furnace was just like a teacup, and its volume was much smaller than that of a pressure cooker.

After opening the lid of the alchemy furnace, Zhou Tian found the instruction manual of the alchemy furnace.

"You can actually change the size at will!" The instruction manual says how to use the alchemy furnace. After injecting spiritual power, it can be large or small, and this alchemy furnace can not only refine pills, but also can refine anything, as long as the spiritual power is injected into it. Enough, even an elephant can be refined. It seems that Monkey King was refined by this thing back then.

Zhou Tian injected spiritual power into it for a little while, and it really works. It feels much easier than a pressure cooker, and this thing seems to be able to make a fire by itself. The more spiritual power is injected, the higher the quality of the flame. As long as the spiritual power is sufficient, Samadhi Real fire can also be fiddled with.

Putting down the alchemy furnace, Zhou Tian brought over the bracelet-like circle, and saw three large characters "Shen Beast Circle" written on it.This should be the item that the system gave him for the "Shop Guardian Quota".

There is also an instruction manual for this circle of beasts, and the inside of the circle is densely packed with small characters.

The role of the beast circle is to collect the beasts. Once you are in the circle, the beasts will become your little brother. You can do whatever you want him to do, and it is absolutely impossible to resist.

But there are two problems, one is how to put it on the beast, the beast, it is definitely a very powerful thing, the beast can let you put this thing on your head?It is estimated that he was trampled to death before he got close.

The second question is also the ultimate question, where the hell do I go to find the beast, now I have to go to the zoo to see a tiger.Zhou Tian has heard of a mythical beast "Grass Mud Horse", but he has never heard of that thing, besides, when the time comes, you will get a "Grass Mud Horse" to guard the house and you will not show your face.

After thinking about it, Zhou Tian felt that the usefulness of this circle of divine beasts did not seem to be too great. At least Zhou Tian had never seen a divine beast, so the chance of catching a divine beast was not too great.

The last thing is the system upgrade fragments. This time I got two pieces in total, with the words "Xun" and "Dui" written on them respectively. Zhou Tian has never found anything special about this thing, so I just Without looking carefully, he casually threw the two fragments and the circle of beasts into the drawer.

After packing up his things, Zhou Tian took out the "Book from Heaven" and finished it cross-legged, wanting to see if he could hit the last layer of "Book from Heaven".

Although Zhou Tian hadn't practiced too hard in the past month, his cultivation level had increased, but just as Zhou Tian was about to attack, there was a rush of knocking on the door outside.
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I dreamed last night, guess who I dreamed about, I dreamed about Han Fuqu, and he even voted for me, but this morning I saw that there were still three votes, please ask for a monthly ticket, please ask for a guaranteed monthly ticket.

(End of this chapter)