Best grocery store ever

Chapter 212

Turn off the fire, collect the juice... Ah no, it's the condensed pill, the "Three Corpse Leopard Fetal Brain God Yijin Pill" is ready!
"That's right, it turned out to be Erwen's. It seems that our alchemy skills have improved again, and the No. 1 alchemy in the kitchen is not called for nothing." Holding the "Three Corpse Leopard Embryo Brain God Yijin Pill" in his hand, Zhou Tian was satisfied He nodded, and then let down the swallow Li San hanging on the beam.

After getting a ladle of water to wake him up, he stuffed the elixir directly into his mouth.

"Brother, what did you give me?" Swallow Li San was still a little confused when taking the medicine, and only realized it after the pill was swallowed.

"Have you heard of 'Three Corpse Leopard Fetus Brain God Yijin Dan'? Corpse Leopard Fetal Brain God Yijin Pill", and Li San was naturally rolling all over the floor in pain, "You can feel the effect of the medicine, I will not tie you up in the future, if you want to run, just end like that, I can do it anytime, anywhere It makes you so painful that you can’t use your strength. If you don’t believe me, you can try it. I don’t care about you now, let you run. After 10 minutes, I will start to perform exercises. If you feel that the pain is unbearable, come back to me. If it’s okay, Even if you are lucky, run for your own life, I will let you go, it’s not that I won’t give you a chance to escape, so hurry up and go.”

"You really let me go..." Swallow Li San got up from the ground and said suspiciously.

He, Swallow Li San, belongs to the kind of master who never abandons and never gives up. As long as he has the opportunity, he wants to run away, but Zhou Tian was a little too strict before, and he never found the right time, but now that the other party let him go If so, then there must be no reason for him to stay.

As for what Zhou Tian said could make his stomach hurt at any time, Li San, the swallow, didn't really believe it. After all, there was no such poison in the world.

"If you don't leave, I won't let you go." Zhou Tian strode out of the kitchen, asked Xiao Er for a few dishes, then sat down and ate dinner.

"Then I'm leaving..." Swallow Li San didn't take the usual route, the front door and the back door were both open, and he had to jump over the wall.

With a sound of "cracking", Li San, the swallow, went up to the roof, and disappeared without a trace after a while.

When the food and wine were served, when Zhou Tian was half full, about the time had passed, he activated the "Three Corpse Leopard Fetal Brain God Yijin Pill", and after a while, Zhou Tian continued to put other Eat and run with half your stomach.

When Zhou Tian was full and supporting himself, Li San also staggered back.

"You...what did you feed me..." Li San panted heavily and shouted at Zhou Tian.At this moment, Li San's body was also covered with mud. It was probably caused by the sudden onset of the medicine's effect when he ran from the house, and fell down and planted it in the mud.

"Don't yell at me." Zhou Tian frowned, and slightly urged the "Three Corpse Leopard Fetal Brain God Yijin Pill" as punishment for Li Sanchong's yelling just now.

As soon as the elixir was activated, Li San immediately hugged his stomach and twitched on the ground. After a long while, he regained his strength, "Brother...Brother, I will always listen to you from now on. When will you spare me?"

"Don't worry, as long as you listen to me these days, I won't make it difficult for you. There is one thing for you to do now." Zhou Tian said.

"Brother, tell me, I, Li San, will go through fire and water." Li Sanbiao said faithfully.

"Help me pay for the meal."

"..."

"Being a thief is a good job to make a fortune." Zhou Tian has a deep understanding of this during his contact with Li San.

Among other things, Li San used to steal things, and if he didn’t need to bury them, he would not spend 200 taels of gold. In this era, 200 taels of gold belonged to a multi-millionaire, and he could live comfortably for several lifetimes.

But this is only for ordinary people, it doesn't seem to be enough for Li San.

This guy Li San is proficient in eating, drinking, prostitution, and gambling. The first four things don’t matter, but the last one is a big trouble. He can spend all his money, so it’s impossible for Li San to quit acting because of this. The circle...the theft circle, so that he later became a traitor was also because of this drug addiction.

"Brother...Brother, I'm addicted to cigarettes, I'll smoke a couple of puffs first, you rest here first." Li San has a lot of money, and Zhou Tian has to help spend it, so he has to buy a good place to live at night , the two lived in the Jinan Hotel, and after the check-in procedures were completed, Li San's addiction to cigarettes came up.

"Opium is not a good thing." Zhou Tian looked at Li Sanqing's snot dripping out, and said, "I have a way to cure your smoking addiction, do you want to try it?"

"Think... think..." Opium is very comfortable to smoke, but it is also uncomfortable enough to be addicted to. Back then, Li San was young and had the attitude of giving it a try (a lot of drug buyers on TV have this sentence) Just tasted it for a while, but after this taste, he couldn't stop the car. Since then, Li San, the swallow, has become addicted to smoking. It's not that he doesn't want to quit, but he can't.

Therefore, Li Sanyi was naturally very happy to hear that Zhou Tian had a way to quit smoking.

"My technique is called diverting attention." Zhou Tianyin smiled tentatively, "I'll give you a stomachache after a while. I guess the pain in your stomach will be worse than your addiction to cigarettes. Then you will have a stomachache." , I won’t feel the craving for cigarettes anymore, what do you think of this method.”

When Li San heard this, his complexion changed drastically, and he knelt down with a thud, "Brother, you...you are playing with me, if you want me to die, give me a good time, I am so uncomfortable..."

"Get up, get up to make a joke for you." Using a talisman for Li Sanzhi's smoking addiction should be successful, but this smoking addiction is not very easy to quit. If I quit him today, and smoke again tomorrow, Zhou Tian's work will be in vain. After all, this The addiction to smoking is not only physically, but also mentally, so Zhou Tian must remind Li San, "I can tell you, it is not difficult for you to quit smoking, but if you smoke again in the future, I will really let you Difficult to die."

"Brother... don't worry, as long as you quit smoking this time, I promise you will never smoke again... Hiss..." Li San's addiction to cigarettes was getting stronger and stronger, and he was already twitching on the ground at this moment.

Seeing Li San's appearance, Zhou Tian sighed, took out a piece of talisman paper and wrote a "quit smoking" talisman.After it was burnt out, it was made into a medicinal soup, and Li San poured it down, and Li San immediately stopped and took it out, recovering his strength.

"You go out first." Seeing that Li San was fine, Zhou Tian said, "Your good friend Qiu Hong is probably worried about you now, go and see her. If you have money, help her redeem her body, then The girl is good to you."

"Hey..." Seeing that he didn't feel uncomfortable all over, Li San was naturally shocked, and Zhou Tian's image suddenly became taller. Li San almost regarded Zhou Tian as a god, and he didn't dare to listen to Zhou Tian's words. After talking too much, he responded and exited Zhou Tian's room.

"My god, quitting smoking is so hard." After Li San left, Zhou Tian sat down on the head of the bed. The "quit smoking talisman" just now consumed [-]% of Zhou Tian's spiritual power. The spiritual power in the body is not comparable to what it used to be, and it has increased more than ten times than before taking drugs. "I knew it was written with a magic pen."

Zhou Tian sat cross-legged, and after recovering his spiritual power, he thought about going to Han Fuqu's house to steal things.

Originally, they planned to capture Li San as a certificate of honor for Han Fuqu, so as to get close to Han Fuqu, but that kid Li San never stole Han Fuqu.

It seems that Li San must be allowed to steal the last time. Of course, it would be even better if Li San could directly steal his quest items, and he would complete the quest and leave. But this is not too realistic, after all, the jade pendant Han Fuqu carried it with him, so he didn't have to hang it anywhere. If it was hung on his thigh, even Li Sanshui couldn't steal it no matter how high he was.

"Li San is more famous, and the more trouble he caused, the more credit he has for catching Li San." Lying on the bed, Zhou Tian was beaming, as if he had thought of many good ways...

Early the next morning, when Li San came back from Qiuhong's house, the two began to count.

To sum it up, Zhou Tian planned to ask Li San not to attack Han Fuqu first, but to steal the house of the police chief and other important government officials, and then steal Han Fuqu after he was distracted enough.

As a result, the entire Jinan Prefecture began to experience a period of wild life.

Down to the director of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, up to the secretary-general of Han Fuqu, anyway, as long as you cheer up and have money, Li San will steal it all over.

Of course, when Li San steals things, he will inevitably miss and get injured, but with Zhou Tian's magic talisman, as long as he doesn't hit his head, Li San is an unbeatable Xiaoqiang.

There are more than a hundred crimes in a row, and the name of Li San, the swallow, is not only famous in Jinan, but also in the whole of China. From 99 to just walking, there is no one who doesn't know Li San, swallow.

Such a crazy crime, and the ones who stole are all important government officials. Now many people can't stand it anymore. Many of those corrupt officials dare not be greedy anymore. It was stolen, and this Swallow Li San not only stole gold and silver, a lot of evidence of corruption, Swallow Li San also went out.

Han Fuqu hated corrupt officials the most, so Yanzi Li San helped Han Fuqu a lot.However, Li San's method was not right, so under Han Fuqu's order, Li San's arrest warrants were posted all over the city.

"It's almost time for fire." In a small western-style building on Jinshi Street in Jinan Prefecture, Zhou Tian held a bowl of cold water in his hand, and grinned as he read the newspaper about Swallow and Li San in his hand.

Li San stole a lot of things, and if they were all exchanged for gold, they would not be able to pull a cart. While showing Li San's superb level, it also showed the wealth of these important government officials.

How can Li San spend so much money, Zhou Tian naturally has to help spend some, no, I bought all the houses, a three-story German-style house with a swimming pool, which can be counted in Jinan Prefecture mansion.

In addition to buying a house, Zhou Tian also asked Li San to help pay attention to several medicinal materials, such as thousand-year-old ginseng, ten-thousand-year snow lotus, and rotten ganoderma. These are the main ingredients of Zengling Pill. The addicted Zhou Tian said that no matter how high the price is, he has to buy it. Anyway, he is not short of money now, and when he is short of money, let Li San steal it.

"Master, Director Zhang is here to visit, and he is waiting for you in the living room." Zhou Tian was grinning stupidly, and a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl came over and said with a bow.

Zhou Tian's house is not small now, Zhou Tian, ​​a lazy person, can't take care of it, so he has to find some servants, this little girl was picked up by Zhou Tian from the road, after the three eastern provinces were occupied by Japanese devils , who had just escaped from the Northeast, was so hungry that he was almost dying, if it wasn't for Zhou Tian, ​​he would have died in the street.

The little girl was quite dirty and tattered, but she turned out to be a lolita after being washed clean. For this reason, Zhou Tian often praised her for her discerning eyes.

There are a lot of situations like little girls, and it is impossible for Zhou Tian to save all of them, so he picked ten of them and arranged them in his mansion. As for the other refugees, Zhou Tian could only let Li San take the stolen money away at night. Throw some away. Therefore, although Yanzi Li San is hated by those government officials, he is a hero among the refugees and has fans. He is collectively called "yes" (yansi).

"En..." Zhou Tian got up, walked downstairs, then turned around and said, "By the way, Xiao Lan, what did you give that grandson to drink?"

"Young master, don't worry, it's tea foam that costs one yuan and forty catties." Xiaolan smiled, revealing two sweet dimples.

"Hmph, those bastards will drink these things with me." Zhou Tian snorted, and came downstairs, and the director Zhang who was involved in this matter was frowning and drinking the tea on the table.

After the refugees from the Northeast came to Jinan, Director Zhang did nothing good. In order not to be an eyesore to Han Fuqu, this kid sent the police to drive the refugees away all day long, preventing them from begging in the city. If it's blocked, this kind of person can drink tea foam well.

But Director Zhou Tian had to make friends. After all, he had to find a way to get close to Han Fuqu. Apart from Li San's nomination certificate, the relationship in the officialdom also had to be removed.

Zhou Tian often sent money to this boy, but he had to spit out how much he ate——Zhou Tian asked Li San to keep an eye on him, and the whole Jinan mansion was the most ruthless in stealing his house.

"Director Zhang, how about the tea I brought back from England? You can get used to it after drinking it." People these days are not low-minded in their obsession with foreign countries. Whatever is brought back from a foreign country is good. British tea leaves, try it.

"Habit, habit, although it is a bit different from our own tea, but it is still relatively smooth." Director Zhang combed his hair with a sleek back, and it is estimated that he had applied two catties of hair oil, so that it was shiny at all.

"It's good to get used to it. I thought Director Zhang was used to the taste of Longjing and didn't like my British tea." Moisturize?You didn't choke on the last seed of tea, did you?

The two sat down, and Zhou Tian cut to the chase and said, "Director Zhang has nothing to go to the Three Treasures Hall. I don't know what's the matter with me this time." Zhou Tian doesn't like to talk nonsense with this surname Zhang. , you haven't come to ask for money for several days, Li San's hands are itchy.

"Hehe, Mr. Zhou is quick to speak, so that Zhang said it directly, Mr. Zhou, you know that Swallow Li San is making a lot of trouble these days, and for some reason, he has been following me. He has been to my place three or four times these days. , I’m about to evacuate all my property, so..." Chief Zhang rubbed his hands, a little embarrassed, he came to Zhou Tian to ask for money not once or twice, no matter how thick-skinned he is, he is a little embarrassed.

"This is no problem." Zhou Tian smiled, and took out a check from his arms. "This is a cashier's check from Standard Chartered Bank of England. There are five thousand silver dollars on it. Director Zhang will use it first. If it is not enough, then tell me. Things are small things, and with the relationship between the two of us, there is no need to talk nonsense." The countdown starts from now, and you won't be able to predict tomorrow morning.

"Then thank you, Mr. Zhou. It is my honor, Zhang Moxuan, to have such a friend as Mr. Zhou." Director Zhang smiled and put the promissory note into his arms. , Secretary-General Tan's mother's birthday, Mr. Zhou can prepare, and I will naturally introduce you to Mr. Zhou when the time comes."

"In that case, I would like to thank Director Zhang." Zhou Tian said with a smile.

If you want to use Li San's nomination certificate to climb up and get close to Han Fuqu, it is not enough to know a bureau chief. Naturally, this high-level person will have to curry favor, and then he will have to rely on Secretary-General Tan to speak well of himself. .

Director Zhang didn't stay here for too long, probably because he couldn't stand the smell of tea leaves, so he exchanged greetings with Zhou Tian and left.

"Xiaolan, throw away all the fucking tea sets for me, and people can no longer use things for dogs." Zhou Tian's face became gloomy as soon as Director Zhang left, and he shouted at Xiaolan who was beside him.

Xiaolan responded, and went out with the tea set.

"Dongsheng, come here." Zhou Tian called a shrill young man over and said, "Go to the vegetable market and buy me a white radish. It should not be too big, and it must look like ginseng. I'll give it to you tomorrow when it's ready." Buy a suit to wear."

Tomorrow is the birthday of the secretary-general's wife, and Zhou Tian has to prepare a gift for him. This gift is very expensive. Zhou Tian reckons that it will be a turnip, so he can process it himself and put it in a box. Someone will believe it if he says it is a thousand years old.
After explaining the matter, Zhou Tian changed into commoner clothes, slipped out quietly through the back door, and went straight out of the city after using his light body technique.

Swallow Li San has become famous these days, and the entire Jinan Prefecture is covered with his arrest warrants, so naturally he can't stay in the city, so he has to find a place outside the city, and Qiu Hong is with him, When Li San wasn't stealing anything, the couple lived a happy life.

"Qiu Hong, I'm busy." Zhou Tian walked into the yard of the two of them, and met Qiu Hong and He who were feeding the chickens with a dustpan.

This Qiuhong is a beautiful woman, but her fate is not very good. Her family is dilapidated and she was sold to Baihualou, but she met Li San in Baihualou. Every day is cheerful, seeing Zhou Tian, ​​he hurriedly bowed and said, "Brother Zhou, you are here, San'er is in the room."

"En..." Zhou Tian nodded, entered the room, saw Li San was picking his feet on the kang with a cigarette in his mouth, and seeing Zhou Tian coming, he hurriedly put on his shoes.

"How does my wife and children feel when they are hot on the kang? After working all day at night (Li San is a special type of worker, he works the night shift), it's not bad that someone will wash your feet when you come back." Zhou Tian found a chair and sat down, smiling.
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