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Chapter 2 Zhao Gao?

"Master Zhao, Master Zhao, what's wrong with you, call the imperial doctor quickly!"

"Eh..." After the dizziness gradually disappeared, Zhou Tian slowly opened his eyes, but Zhou Tian was startled by the opening of his eyes, and saw a man with a beard looking at him affectionately , look at it, if I didn't wake up in time, my first kiss would probably be lost.

"What do you want, this store is full of fakes, ah no, there are absolutely no fakes." Zhou Tian struggled out of the man's claws and said with a very professional smile.

"How can a villain not understand what Mr. Zhao is talking about?" The man held Zhou Tian steady and said cautiously.

"Master Zhao? You are talking about me." Zhou Tian looked at the man's strange clothes and said, "You are filming a TV series, right?"

"Master Zhao's words are becoming more and more inscrutable, but the villain can't understand a single word." The man rubbed the sweat on his brow, obviously confused by Zhou Tian's inexplicable question.

"No way." Zhou Tian sized up the man carefully, looked around again, pulled his clothes, and finally analyzed according to the prompt sound he heard before, Zhou Tian did He came up with a bold guess: Either he ate fake instant noodles and ruined his brain, or he time-traveled, and he was a soul wearer, and seeing the frightened look of the person in front of him, he also time-traveled into the body of a high-ranking official.

Quack, the gods have taken care of me well, I was a high-ranking official as soon as I crossed over, hehe, I will confirm my identity in a while, no matter what else, go spoil a few girls first.

"Hmph, how can you understand what my lord said?" Zhou Tian quickly entered the role, a high official, you have to look like a high official, come here, let me scold you first You two, let me have a good time.

"Yes, yes, what the adults say is like a fairy voice, and the villain will never be able to understand it." The man looked at Zhou Tian whose expression was constantly changing, and secretly groaned in his heart. He had a smiling face just now, how will it change now? Become this pair of faces.

"What did you come to see me for?" After reprimanding this guy, Zhou Tian's mood improved a lot. Usually he was scolded by others, but today we also scolded him.

Hearing Zhou Tian's words, the man was taken aback for a moment, thinking, didn't you ask me to come, but he didn't dare to touch Zhou Tian's bad luck again, he just respectfully said in a low voice, "The villain is here to tell Mr. Zhao about the elixir of life. As for the matter, all these matters have been prepared now, as long as Master Zhao gives an order, the villain can take those little bastards to sea."

"The elixir of life! You are Xu Fu." Although Zhou Tian didn't know much about history, he still knew about such a great event as "searching for the elixir of life".Since the person in front of him is looking for the elixir of life, his identity is ready to be revealed.

"That's right, the villain is Xu Fu." Xu Fu nodded dumbly, why, Mr. Zhao in front of him is so stupid, why did he ask some strange questions one after another.

"It's all ready, right?" Zhou Tian raised his eyebrows, Zhou Tian doesn't believe in such things as elixir of life, anyway, you're looking for it for nothing.

"As long as the lord gives an order, the king's dream of longevity will come true." Xu Fu whispered in Zhou Tian's ear again, "If the villain finds the elixir of life, I will naturally leave a copy for lord Zhao."

"You still have filial piety." Zhou Tian took a step back and said perfunctorily.He didn't want to get too close to this bearded beard, who was pricking himself.

"In the future, I will have to rely on my lord." Xu Fu said respectfully.

Seeing Xu Fu's respectful appearance, Zhou Tian suddenly felt excited: the other party is Xu Fu, and now it is Qin Dynasty, both of these points are correct. Although he has not entered the court, he is also a close minister of Qin Shihuang, so his power is naturally not small, and now that the other party treats him so respectfully, then his identity can be confirmed.Lu Buwei, Li Si, it is estimated that it is impossible, and the other party calls himself Mr. Zhao. There are not many officials with such power and surname Zhao. It seems that there are not many in Qin's history.
Could it be that he had transmigrated to Zhao Gao, one of the top ten treacherous ministers? Thinking of this, Zhou Tian's cold sweat dripped down——that Zhao Gao is an eunuch, he has no sex!
With difficulty, Zhou Tian raised his palm, and grabbed it hard at his crotch (hey, why so hard)—the result was like a bolt from the blue, and sure enough, he had no desire.

Huh, don't think about the plan to harm the eldest daughter. Going to the toilet is a troublesome thing now. Going to the men's toilet and the women's toilet is a problem.

Zhou Tian was immersed in the pain of not having sex, and the expression on his face was constantly changing. Coupled with the actions just now, it made Xu Fu, who was waiting by the side, very embarrassed. no.

Seeing Xu Fu's expression, Zhou Tian quickly recovered from the pain. If there is no sex, then there is nothing. It seems that he has not been there for a long time. When he passed through, he seemed to hear something bad What a terrible task, I guess after that task is completed, I don't have to be an eunuch anymore.

At this moment, although Zhou Tian maintained a calm expression on his face, his heart hurts very much (except for the pain in the balls, it seems that there is no other place to hurt), it doesn’t matter if his own balls hurt, Zhou Tian plans to let others It hurts too, so he asked, "The three thousand virgins are all ready, right? How are those people's qualifications?"

When Xu Fu heard Zhou Tian's question, he was stunned for a moment, and then he replied, "Those boys and boys were all selected from the Southwestern Yi people, and they are all very clever. Don't worry, Lord Zhao, and look for the elixir of life for the king. , the villain will definitely do his best."

Xu Fu thought that Zhou Tian was afraid that the boys and girls he had chosen would not be smart enough, so he asked this question, but this time Xu Fu was wrong.

"According to what you said, are the people you selected really smart people?" Zhou Tian sneered, and said, "Master Xu, take me to have a look. I don't dare to be careless about finding the elixir of life. If If something goes wrong, you and I can't afford it."

According to historical records, the place where Xu Fu went to find the elixir of life was Dongying, the land of the East China Sea, which is now RB. It was precisely because of the three thousand virgins brought by Xu Fu's Dongdu that RB came out of the ignorant age.Now that Zhou Tian has traveled to the Qin Dynasty and happened to meet Xu Fu, although the general environment cannot be changed, it is still necessary to do some damage.

Hmph, I'm in pain right now, little devils, you should follow me too.

The people selected by Xu Fu were all arranged outside the city. Although three thousand boys and girls are not many, they are not a small number. There are not so many houses in Xianyang City.

After leaving the city, Zhou Tian, ​​who was sitting in the carriage, saw a large area of ​​tents in the distance, and those boys and girls lived in these tents.

"Tell them all to come out, let me have a look." Zhou Tian said in the carriage.

"Yes" Xu Fu on the side answered, and gave an order to the soldiers guarding the boys and girls. After a while, all the boys and girls in the tent were driven out of the tent.

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There is no need to discuss whether Zhao Gao is an eunuch or not. You can also ignore the time when Xu Fu went to sea. Again, this book is pure nonsense. .

Finally, I would like to collect it. Although there are fewer words now, can I keep it?

(End of this chapter)