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194 Chapter [-] It's so hard to make~
When asked by Li Kui, Dai Zong came to his senses, swallowed the venison with a hiccup, and ran out of the nunnery.

"It's amazing." Dai Zong rushed to Zhou Tian, ​​who was hanging on the jujube tree, carefully looked at Zhou Tian's high-speed swinging right leg like a baby, and couldn't help but make a sound of tsk tsk, "It's actually the first time I can remind you!" Move your armored horse, tsk tsk, you are really a god..."

"Dean, don't just wait and see if it will work. This branch is about to fail. If you don't help me stop, maybe you will have to go to Suzhou the next time you see me." Zhou Tian Seeing that Dai Zong was in a daze with that, he couldn't help reminding, okay, you've started studying with that, I can't stand it...

"En, good..." Dai Zong chanted a few incantations, and lightly tapped on Zhou Tian's leg casually. After Dai Zong's tap, the swing of Zhou Tian's right leg slowed down, but it did not can really stop.

"Dean, can you help me to the end and stop completely?" Although Zhou Tian's legs haven't completely stopped swinging, he is already able to stand firmly on the ground, but he still has to maintain the independence of the golden rooster.

"Brother Zhou Tian, ​​you can't eat meat before performing the body shape technique, otherwise the control over this divine movement technique will be greatly reduced. We just finished eating venison, so there is no way to completely stop brother's divine movement technique." Dai Zong looked at Zhou Tian's cramp-like right leg and explained.

"Then dean, teach me how to control divine movement, and I'll try it myself." Well, it's a taboo to perform divine movement, but just now I was a armored horse with venison in my mouth.Zhou Tian reckoned that the emphasis on avoiding meat was only limited to low-level immortal predestined relationship, and he thought that there should be no such taboos for a fairy body like himself.

"Listen up, brother..." Now that other people have made armored horses, it doesn't matter if the method of controlling armored horses is taught to others. If you can pass on this magic skill, you will be worthy of the Taoist priest back then, so Dai Zong So he taught Zhou Tian the manipulative formula of this magical movement.

"It's so simple..." Hearing Dai Zong's words, Zhou Tian suddenly began to circulate his spiritual power, and the armored horse fell off under the circulation of Zhou Tian's spiritual power, and then turned into a burst of flames and disappeared. not see.

"Emotions are similar to my magic talismans, they are all disposable." Zhou Tian was relieved to see his right leg stop, but the influence of the divine movement is still there - still shaking like that .

"Brother Zhou Tian, ​​what's the matter with your leg?" At this time, Li Kui, who was so drunk, came out of the nunnery. Seeing Zhou Tian's right leg twitching, he couldn't help pointing and asking. road.

"This is a sequela of cerebral thrombosis, you don't understand..."

"I see, my brother is really educated..."
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After learning the magic trick, the three drank for a while, and seeing Zhou Tian, ​​who was getting late, took Li Kui to say goodbye to Dai Zong and left.

That kid Li Kui is rich now, so his gambling addiction is naturally a little bit stronger. After talking to Zhou Tian, ​​he went to the stinky gambling house again to have a good time.And Zhou Tian bought a piece of braised venison for Song Jiang and went back to his luxurious standard room.

"Tsk tsk, the thousand-year-old ginseng is exactly the same as that recorded in the "Book of Heaven." Zhou Tian took out the Korean ginseng that was similar to a radish that he got today, and looked at it carefully.

This thousand-year-old ginseng is the main drug of several of the simplest elixir-enhancing medicines recorded in the "Book of Heaven".Zhou Tian's improvement in cultivation is not slow now, but it is far worse than when he was practicing while taking drugs, so Zhou Tian naturally had the idea of ​​​​refining the spirit-enhancing pill, but the spiritual power-increasing pill The materials needed for the medicine are very precious. Considering the financial resources of the two small forces controlled by Zhou Tian, ​​even if you tie Ma Wu and Zhao Laosi together and buy them together, you can't afford a thousand-year-old ginseng. The important thing is that the thousand-year-old ginseng still has a price and no market, so when Zhou Tian saw that the golden man had this kind of thing in his hand, he naturally had to spend a lot of money to buy it.

After this incident, Zhou Tian felt that it would be good for him to collect some materials that are rare in later generations when he traveled in ancient times, but now there is a problem that is more troublesome-his universe wishful bag is too fucking small, and it is not as good as a Like a purse, it can hold at most one ginseng, not counting the box, it is such a small bag, even if Zhou Tian can get a lot of medicinal materials, he can't get it back.The only way is to refine the pills by yourself after collecting the materials, but in this case, the problem arises again - where to find the alchemy guy, you must know that the alchemy furnace is a kind of thing that is prosperous even in the alchemist industry. Ancient times are not very easy to find.Besides, every time I travel to a place, I have to solve the problem of food and clothing first, how can I have free time to make alchemy?
Sighing helplessly, Zhou Tian put away the Korean ginseng, took out a stack of papers, and started making talismans.Two days later, after Song Jiang finished writing the anti-poetry, the bandits on Liangshang were about to rob the execution ground, and he would definitely have to help when the time came. What should I do if something like that falls on my head? By the way, I have to make a beriberi amulet for Li Kui...

In this way, Zhou Tian spent the night in a busy way. Naturally, he made a bag full of magic talismans. As long as there are no major incidents, Zhou Tian can use it until the New Year...

The next day, Song Jiang, who had no diarrhea all night, felt that he would no longer be out of control, so he wanted to ask Zhou Tian to go to Jiangzhou City to play together, but Zhou Tian said that he ate venison yesterday. He refused for the reason of holding on——Song Jiang's diarrhea problem was cured earlier because of his own reasons, which laid a good foundation for him to write anti-poetry, and if Zhou Tian wants to hang out with Song Jiang, If he can't get it right, he feels that the Song Dynasty is very harmonious, and if he doesn't write anti-poetry, there is no place to cry for Zhou Tian, ​​so Zhou Tian feels that he should stay away from Song Jiang these days, so as not to delay others The great idea of ​​writing anti-poetry is not.

Song Jiang did not disappoint Zhou Tian's expectations. On the third day, he saw that Dai Zong hurried in from outside the prison, and said to Song Jiang who was drinking with Zhou Tian, ​​"Brother, do you know that you have caused a big disaster?" .”

Song Jiang was taken aback by Dai Zong's hasty appearance, and hearing Dai Zong's words, he quickly stood up and said, "Brother, please explain in detail." Song Jiang hasn't had much peace since he killed Yan Poxi, and it's hard to spend two days drinking How did the leisurely and unrestrained life with meat get into trouble again?
Dai Zong left in a hurry just now, coupled with the panic in his heart, after taking a sip of wine, he finally breathed out and said, "Brother, did you go to the Xunyang Tower a few days ago, and also wrote a poem upstairs?" .”

Song Jiang nodded and said, "It seems to be true. I was sick in the stomach that day and had nothing to do. I wanted to invite Brother Zhou Tian to visit Jiangzhou, but I didn't expect that Brother Zhou Tian had an itchy body. Later, I went to look for you, but I couldn't find you. That’s right, so I went to the Xunyang Tower to drink a few glasses of wine, and then I forgot something, as if I really wrote a poem, but it was just a drunken rave, completely forgotten.”

"Come on, let you write scribbles, and you also write anti-poetry. These days, no one cares about writing a small advertisement, but anti-poetry is not good!" Zhou Tian naturally knew about this, but after listening to two When people are talking anxiously, you have to show a worried expression to express it.

"Brother, it was your poem that caused the catastrophe, and now the magistrate has sent people to arrest you. I just got them to report to you!" Dai Zong slapped his thigh and said heartbroken, obviously He felt a little resentful about Song Jiang's scribbling. Isn't this just asking for trouble for himself?

"It's over, it's over, my life is over!" Song Jiang was naturally panicked when he heard it, and sat back on the stool slumped, trembling with a lonely expression and a pale face—the bandit leader is also afraid of death.

"Brother, now I have a solution to solve this disaster." Dai Zong rolled his eyes, as a civil servant who has been working for many years to deceive the front line, he has a lot of experience.

"What can I do, brother, save me." Song Jiang widened his eyes and grasped the last straw.

"Brother can mess up his hair, pour shit and urine on the ground, roll up and down inside, pretending to be insane, and then you can just get rid of the drunken nonsense." Civil servants are civil servants, this idea came up, tsk tsk - so fucking dirty.

"Brother's words are kind!" Song Jiang didn't delay, and after Dai Zong left, he started to operate. It just happened that the stock in the cleansing place yesterday had not been drained, and Song Jiang used all of it.

"Brother, is it enough? I still have a new one." Zhou Tian asked with concern while covering his nose.

"Enough is enough, exactly..." Song Jiang replied.

"Brother, I think you should put something in your mouth, it's more real..." Zhou Tian suggested.

"A good way..." Song Jiang panicked and didn't choose what to eat... No, he said with great emotion, this is the real brother who will not leave at this time and give himself advice.

After listening to Zhou Tian's suggestion, Song Jiang actually put some yellow and white things into his mouth. How do you say it in Northeast dialect?

As soon as Song Jiang was fully armed, Dai Zong came with a group of yamen servants.

"Which one is the newly assigned Song Jiang?" Dai Zong's acting skills are good, just now he was like a brother, now he can act as if he met for the first time.

"It's that lunatic, my lord, get him away quickly, you don't know, that man is so insane, he rolls around in feces and urine, and eats feces and urine as melatonin." Dai Zong acted with that, Zhou Tian He also had to play tricks, pointing at Song Jiang who was making a lot of shit with him, and complained.

"You are Song Jiang." Dai Zong asked Song Jiang very professionally.

"What kind of bird are you? Call me by my first name. I am the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor. My father-in-law asked me to lead a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to kill you Jiangzhou people. King Yan Luo will be the vanguard, and the five generals will be the queen. I have a gold seal, weighing more than [-] catties, and kill a bird like you!" Song Jiang, an old man, is also a professional actor, and he remembers the lines so familiarly, it really looks like that.

"Could it be a lunatic? Tie me up first." Dai Zong rolled his eyes and said to the gentlemen next to him.

The men didn't dare to do anything, of course it wasn't because they were afraid of Song Jiang, but because Song Jiang was covered in feces and urine, and there was still some in his mouth, he was fully armed, who would dare to do it, but because of Zhou Tian's existence, so that After a few gentlemen glanced at each other, they all looked at Zhou Tian, ​​and shouted at Zhou Tian, ​​"Go!"

Just kidding, my mother is also afraid of being dirty, so Zhou Tian hurriedly said, "This man is insane, even if he is arrested, it is useless. Why don't you go and report this matter before you arrest him?" It’s too late, lest you get your hands dirty.”

"That's right!" Dai Zong nodded, and deliberately said loudly, "This man is insane, even if he is caught, it will be useless. Let's go back and report it first, and let the magistrate make a decision."

These gentlemen were afraid of making a big mess, so they agreed with Dai Zong's proposal, they agreed, and followed Dai Zong out of the cell impatiently.

"I lost my life..." Seeing Dai Zong and others leave, Song Jiang sat on the ground and panted heavily. It's really hard work to pretend to be crazy and eat shit...

"Don't be too happy..." Zhou Tian didn't dare to get too close to Song Jiang, so he went out of the cell to get some fresh air.

After a while, Dai Zong came back with his people again, but this time those gentlemen learned to be smart and got a basket, and when they saw Song Jiang, they pretended to be in the basket and left without saying a word. At that time, Dai Zong had no choice but to shake his head and smile bitterly at Zhou Tian. It seemed that Song Jiang's shit was for nothing. Hey, Song Jiang suffered a lot. Only he can understand the taste of it...

"If you eat shit like shit, you can be a master. It's not easy to be a bandit leader..." Zhou Tian saw that Song Jiang was carried away in a basket, and he didn't delay. He left the cell and went to the prison in Jiangzhou City. The stinky-foot-smelling gambling shop went to find Li Kui. Zhou Tian didn't tease Li Kui to rob the prison, but planned to let Li Kui take care of Song Jiang. Li Kui in the feet should like...

Having made a fortune, Li Kui has been sleeping in that gambling house these days, holding a pile of gold and throwing it in the gambling house all day long, becoming a money-spreading boy that people love to see in the whole gambling shop, so that the gambling shop here is very popular. During the period when Li Kui was stationed, the flow of people increased sharply, becoming the busiest gathering place for rogues on this street. When Zhou Tian went there, Li Kui was spreading money with them—more than 20 gold bars, now only three are left , many rogues who won gold quit their jobs and became businessmen who relied on Li Kui's gold bars, which promoted the development of commerce in the Song Dynasty and laid a solid foundation for the emergence of capitalism in the middle and late Ming Dynasty— —This is really bullshit!

"Tie Niu, you are still gambling here, something happened to Brother Song Jiang." Zhou Tian entered this stinky gambling hall, grabbed Li Kui by the neck and shouted.

"Don't touch me, wait until I finish these two rounds..." Li Kui pulled his body, but found that he couldn't move at all, turned his head and saw Zhou Tian, ​​excited, and hurriedly said, "So it's Brother Zhou, hehe What did brother say just now?" In Li Kui's eyes, Zhou Tian was not only good at kung fu, but also gave him money, and more importantly he cured his itchy feet, so Li Kui was very respectful to Zhou Tian.

"Brother Song Jiang had an accident. The government arrested him. Come back with me and have a look!" Zhou Tian let go of Li Kui's hand and repeated.

"What!" Li Kui jumped up and yelled, "Which dog official dares to catch Brother Song Jiang, whom Tieniu admires the most, and wait for me to kill him."

"Don't say it's useless!" Zhou Tian patted Li Kui on the head and said, "Hurry up and follow me to the cell to take care of Brother Song Jiang, maybe Brother Song Jiang will have returned by this time."

How could Li Kui not listen to Zhou Tian's words, and he didn't want any money in his hand, so he trotted all the way back to the cell with Zhou Tian.

When Li Kui and Zhou Tian returned to the cell, Song Jiang, who had been hit by the board, was already lying in his standard deluxe room, and the standard room had been cleaned, and Song Jiang had also changed his clothes, but at the moment Song Jiang's buttocks were covered. The beating was bloody and bloody, and there was no way to touch anyone, so I definitely couldn't take a bath, and the smell of feces on my body couldn't be removed.At the moment, Dai Zongzheng, who was applying medicine to Song Jiang, was so dizzy that he couldn't speak well.

"Dean, how are things..." Zhou Tian asked.

Dai Zong sighed and shook his head, "This matter is not easy to handle. My brother has already admitted to writing anti-poetry. I'm afraid it will be more dangerous than good." Dai Zong put down the medicine bottle in his hand, and said to Zhou Tian and Li Kui, "The magistrate will let me go now. To deliver the letter in Tokyo, I have to wait for my elder brother to deliver the letter before we can discuss it. It will take a day and a night to go to Tokyo, so I need two more people to take care of my elder brother."

"What are you talking about? Brother Song Jiang is my own brother. Don't worry, I will take good care of you." Li Kui agreed quite simply, but Dai Zong ignored him at all. What to do if you die in care.

"Principal, don't worry, Brother Gongming will entrust it to me." Zhou Tian also responded.

Seeing that Zhou Tian agreed, Dai Zong was relieved, packed up his things and was about to leave, but he told Zhou Tian, ​​"Tie Niu likes to drink and make troubles, so nothing can happen at this time, so Zhou Brother Tian, ​​Tie Niu also depends on you for his discipline."

"Don't worry about me, the worst thing is that I won't drink anymore." Li Kui also has self-esteem, he is afraid that I will cause trouble if I drink, so I just stop drinking, hmph, look down on me, right?

"En, this is the best." Dai Zong nodded, put on his armored horse, and then cast his divine movement, disappearing in front of everyone.

"Tie Niu, take care of Brother Song Jiang first, I'll get some medicine for Brother Song Jiang." Seeing Song Jiang humming non-stop, Zhou Tian felt uncomfortable, and planned to get him a magic talisman and heal his injury first. Yes, of course I can take a shower after the wound is healed, or else my luxurious standard room will also stink.

"Brother, bear with me, I'll go get the medicine right now." Zhou Tian rushed to Song Jiang and left Song Jiang's room as if flying.

Not long after, Zhou Tian came over with a magic talisman that looked like a bed. Song Jiang's entire buttocks and thigh roots were all smashed, so the small talisman was not very useful. Of course, due to the large wound area, this production The spirit talisman consumes a lot more spiritual power, but Zhou Tian is also thankful for Song Jiang, thanks to the board hitting the back, if he hits the front, his spiritual power may not be enough to make a magic talisman—for Ma Wu It takes so much effort to cure infertility, let alone regenerate the fifth limb...
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Thank you for the monthly tickets of Brave Doudoulong children's shoes and marxmos children's shoes, thank you, thank you! ——
This chapter was originally posted like a meal (hehe), but I really didn't finish it...
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In the end, I have to ask for a monthly ticket. Xinsi is gritting his teeth and insisting, and the children's shoes also need to give some encouragement, hehe...

(End of this chapter)