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Chapter 64 Wukong!Cut him!good job

Chapter 64 Wukong!Cut him!good job
Not long after, under the leadership of Monkey King, Lin Yuexi saw a farmhouse not far away.

It was different in ancient times. There would always be a family in this wilderness, and it was the only family within a radius of several hundred miles. Aren't they afraid of wild animals?
Before arriving at the farmhouse, Lin Yuexi got off the white dragon horse with the support of Monkey King, enjoying the feeling of being a leader.

After getting off the ground, Lin Yuexi straightened his cassock, and he didn't feel anything when sitting on the horse. The loose and long cassock seemed to be particularly in the way when he was on the ground, which made Lin Yuexi, who is used to simple and modern clothes, It's really uncomfortable.

Because of the cassock, Lin Yuexi had to walk slowly.Lin Yuexi almost couldn't bear to take off his cassock after walking for half a minute, which can usually be covered in a few steps.

Finally reaching the door of the farmhouse, he raised his hand and knocked lightly.

Soon, the door of the farmhouse opened a crack, and an old man's face appeared through the crack, looking at him in surprise.

Lin Yuexi straightened his cassock, imitating the usual tone of the Tang monk seen on TV, and said: "Almsgiver, the poor monk is from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, please stay here for one night... Eh? Almighty? Almighty, please open the door Now, benefactor? Fuck!"

However, before he could finish speaking, the door of the farmhouse was directly shut with a bang.And Lin Yuexi couldn't help but swear because of this sudden situation.

what's the situation?On TV, isn't Tang Seng always open the door of convenience with a few simple words every time?Why is it my turn to shut the door.

Lin Yuexi was very annoyed, and at the same time he realized that it was no wonder that such a simple matter would be classified as a plot task by the system.

Sun Wukong looked at the white dragon horse from behind, and when he saw this situation, he immediately came over, "Master, what's the matter?"

Lin Yuexi turned his head and glanced at Sun Wukong, and said angrily: "The teacher was shut down."

Monkey King scratched his head and said, "Why don't you let me try?"

Lin Yuexi nodded, facing this situation, this is the only way to go.

So, Lin Yuexi stepped aside, and it was Sun Wukong who knocked on the door.

Soon, the door of the farmhouse was opened again, and this time the old man was obviously startled by Monkey King, and after a moment of stupefaction, the old man slammed the door without even giving Monkey King a chance to speak.

What kind of character is Monkey King, he raised his hand and resisted before the old man slammed the door.

"Old man, you are not authentic. My master and I passed by here and stayed with you for one night. How could you treat me like this?" Sun Wukong's tone was very blunt, showing his violent temper.

Seeing this, Lin Yuexi was afraid that Sun Wukong would scare the old man, making him unable to complete the task of staying in the farmhouse. You must know that there is another condition for this task that no violence should be used.

So, he immediately shouted: "Wukong! Don't be rude!" Then he pulled Sun Wukong away. In order not to let the old man close the door, he used his hand to hold the door instead of Sun Wukong, and then said: "Old man, the poor monk is Dongtu I came from the Tang Dynasty and passed by here today. I don’t know if the old man can open the door... Old man, please stop insulting me. The poor monk apologizes for the big disciple... Old man, please don’t beat the poor monk with a cane... Old man, please calm down... ...Old... old guy, try to touch me again?"

However, the old man didn't give Lin Yuexi any face at all. He wanted to close the door from the very beginning, but when he saw that the door was blocked by Lin Yuexi, even if he started to scold, Lin Yuexi still held the door, so the old man started to beat Lin Yuexi with his cane belly.And looking at the cane that moves up and down, it seems that it intends to move down Lin Yuexi's crotch. Lin Yuexi is immediately annoyed. Although this body belongs to Tang Seng, he is now Tang Seng. He has to suffer.

At the next moment of Lin Yuexi's threat, the old man directly gave Lin Yuexi a crotch.Fortunately, the old man's hand strength is not very strong, but the things under the man's crotch are extremely fragile, so being hit like this is naturally a heart-rending pain.

"Oh, I'm sub-Ao!" Lin Yuexi groaned strangely, then turned around and shouted at Sun Wukong: "Wukong! Cut him off! His teeth were knocked out, his eyes were pierced, his legs were blinded, and his legs were broken! What a treat!" Suddenly, Lin Yuexi lost his mind.

Hearing this, Sun Wukong's eyes lit up immediately. Unlike Lin Yuexi, he didn't take mortal life seriously at all. If Lin Yuexi hadn't stopped him before, he was ready to break into the farmhouse by force.

"Ding! Warning, violence is not allowed in this plot mission, otherwise it will be regarded as a mission failure!"

The prompt sound of the system sounded in Lin Yuexi's mind in time, waking Lin Yuexi up immediately.

"Wait! Stop Wukong!" Lin Yuexi shouted quickly.

At this time, Sun Wukong had already pushed the door open and was about to slap the old man out with a slap. When Lin Yuexi yelled, he stopped immediately and turned around in confusion: "Master, what's wrong?"

Lin Yuexi covered the bottom with one hand, grinned and limped over, waved at Sun Wukong, and said: "Wukong, we are monks after all, if we don't do anything, we try not to. Let me tell you."

Sun Wukong was very obedient, although he was a little upset, but he also walked aside.

The old man was already trembling with fright at this time, looking at Lin Yuexi and Monkey King tremblingly.

Lin Yuexi came to the old man and said viciously: "Old guy, you won't listen to me when I tell you nice words, you just have to make me angry to be obedient, right? Alas."

The old man dared not speak, his face was terrified.

Seeing him like this, Lin Yuexi felt a little uncomfortable. He actually started to bully the old man, but he had to continue to be fierce despite the mission requirements.

"Old man, my apprentice and I are staying here tonight, do you have any objections?!" Lin Yuexi still said viciously, and at the same time thought, I didn't use violence now, it was just a threat, so it shouldn't be considered a violation, right? .

Sure enough, the system did not prompt him to violate the rules.

When the old man heard this, he nodded quickly and said in a trembling voice: "It's no problem, master, please go ahead."

Looking at his pitiful appearance and his age, Lin Yuexi blamed himself more and more, so he slowed down and said: "Old man, don't be afraid, I am really a monk, and my big apprentice It's not a monster, tonight is also because it's getting late, so I want to spend the night at your house, and I will leave at dawn tomorrow, and I will definitely not hurt you."

The old man heard what he said, and Lin Yuexi's expression softened at this time. As for Monkey King, he was very honest without Lin Yuexi's order, so he gradually relaxed.

Under the arrangement of the old man, Lin Yuexi and Monkey King lived in the farmhouse.At the same time, after entering, Lin Yuexi discovered that there was actually a cute little loli inside. When he entered with Monkey King, he quickly hid behind the old man and looked at them timidly.

Seeing such a situation, Lin Yuexi finally understood why the old man refused to let Lin Yuexi stay with Monkey King at first.Presumably the old man was worried that Lin Yuexi, especially the weird Monkey King, would harm his granddaughter.

"Ding! Congratulations on completing the first plot task. I come from the farmhouse where I live in Dongtu Datang."

(End of this chapter)

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