online game world gate

Chapter 83 Everyone Is a Conspirator ([-])
"Yo, good morning sister Wu." Lin Qing greeted with a smile on her face.

"Xiao Linzi? You've been going out more and more recently." Aunt Wu also seemed very happy, "Is this Xiao Cang next to you? Ah, it's been a long time. You seem to be in better spirits than the last time we met." !"

"Ah, haha, thanks to your concern." Xiao Cang scratched his head embarrassingly, and then whispered, "Isn't that nonsense! Last time, in order to get the daily task of cleaning, I was dressed up It lasted for an hour! I don’t even recognize myself as a refugee at the end, Hun Dan!”

"Haha." Lin Qing smiled cheerfully, and patted the back of Xiao Cang's head, "Well, sister Wu, are you bringing your grandson out to play? Come on, boy, call Grandpa Lin, grandpa will take you to see the goldfish. "

A ten-year-old child who followed Aunt Wu reluctantly walked forward and rolled his eyes: "Your grandson is getting more and more arrogant—ah!" The child who was slapped by Aunt Wu turned his head again He rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue again.

"This brat, I've already called him Big Brother! Xiao Linzi, you too, don't joke about seniority!" Aunt Wu obviously didn't fully understand Lin Qing's story, otherwise her impression of Lin Qing might be will be greatly discounted...

"Ah, I'm really sorry." Lin Qing's smile made people feel cheap for some reason, bent down, and smiled at the child, "Okay, I don't like looking at goldfish, so big brother will give you a stick Sugar?"

"Pervert!" The kid let out a "bah", "I really don't understand that—ah..."

In the middle of speaking, the child was slapped on the head by Aunt Wu again.

Aunt Wu smiled and said, "Xiao Linzi, are you hanging out with Xiao Cang?"

"Ah, he has been here for more than half a month, and he feels that he has almost recovered." Lin Qing said and patted Xiao Cang's shoulder affectionately, "It's almost time to take him out to see the world. .”

"..." The corner of Xiao Cang's mouth twitched, "Yes—yes... When I went back to the Terracotta Warriors and Horses last time, I felt that your place has a long history and is of great research value—haha, haha..."

"That is to say, you really need to go outside more. Thanks to you, Xiao Cang, Xiao Linzi doesn't stay at home all day, and doesn't move around. And our Yongping is really worth a visit, no matter how you say it It's also ten—ten—" Aunt Wu suddenly got stuck while talking, and after seeing Lin Qing's gesture for her, she continued, "It's also the ancient capital of thirteen dynasties, and there must be quite a lot of historical background—I mean, quite a lot. strong."

"We know." Lin Qing nodded with a smile, "Then we won't bother you anymore, and you have fun too."

It took a lot of effort to say goodbye, and the two groups finally went in different directions.

"I said, what did the kid want to say just now? Why does Aunt Wu seem a little nervous?"

"Oh? Xiao Cang, your observation ability is getting stronger and stronger." Lin Qing glanced at Xiao Cang as if surprised, "Well, combined with the context, I think it should be—" I really don't understand such an excellent person How could you give me face and talk to me.' That's it."

"What kind of context is this combination!" Xiao Cang was startled, "No matter how you look at it, it can't be this sentence, okay! Did you eat the previous sentence 'abnormal'! You put your Where did the bad speech that has nothing to do with "excellence" go! Why did the person who called you "grandson" suddenly look like a fan of brains!"

"Hey—that is, 'I really don't understand why such a wise man speaks so strangely?'" Lin Qing frowned.

"That's an idiot! You feel too good about yourself!" Xiao Cang hasn't complained like this for a long time.

"But you think, following an insulting comment, using a sentence pattern like 'I really don't understand then', no matter how you think about it, it is a commendatory adjective?" Lin Qing explained with a calm smile.

"'I really don't understand why such a strict grandma would talk to such a shameless bastard.'" Xiao Cang curled his lips, "I finally understand, you just use rhetorical questions or the tone of telling some theorem to talk nonsense , and then make people who can't react at once think, 'Wow, what you said seems to make sense.' That's it."

"Cut..." Lin Qing turned her face away and spat, "Okay. But your sentence has nothing to do with the context, and such a sentence should be talking to yourself, or talking to grandma. Said, but he said that sentence to me. That kid is a smart monkey, as long as I can hear him, he won't directly scold me."

"...I can't feel the difference between scolding you or not..." Xiao Cang sighed, "Then what should you say?"

"Well, considering that I haven't downloaded a dungeon recently, the plot is gradually getting closer to the urban style, combined with the general experience of urban literature, at this time, such an opening line is uttered by this character," Lin Qing showed a confident smile, "I think there is a ninety-nine percent chance that this sentence is—'I really don't understand how such a beautiful big sister likes someone like you'."

"Bullshit!" Xiao Cang let out a "bah", "You nerd, stay single for the rest of your life!"

"I'm single, but it doesn't prevent me from being liked by many people." Lin Qing's movements suddenly became more aristocratic and self-admired.

"Really?" Xiao Pale gave Lin Qing a look, and asked disdainfully.

"Uh—I don't know..." Lin Qinghang lowered her head and sighed...

"I really don't understand how a beautiful person like you, big sister, would like Brother Lin's strange innocence." On the other side, when Aunt Wu and her group returned home, the child pouted and shouted.

"Ah, you guys are back?" A beautiful woman in plain white clothes who still gave off an elegant feeling greeted her with a smile, "Well, why do you like it? I can't explain it. Maybe it's because I like it He's weird..."

"Oh? Is that so?" The little boy frowned, and nodded thoughtfully, "So, if I tell those children about 'goldfish' in the future, will there be such a beautiful big sister who likes me? ?”

The beauty——Bai Yue's face suddenly turned red, as if she had done something bad, and hurriedly said in embarrassment: "No, no, this can't be useful. Oh my god, that guy To make such a joke on a little boy."

"Huh?" The little boy was very surprised now, "Does Brother Lin have a different image in the eyes of Big Sister?"

"No, of course." Bai Yue said in a panic, "Well, I think, although he is a little strange, but in strange places, he still gives people a strange and handsome feeling..." Said Bai Yue's words His face flushed red again.

The little boy stared at Bai Yue's face, studied it for a while, nodded thoughtfully, turned around and walked back to his room, and muttered while turning on the computer: "So that's how it is," in a strange place It gives people a strange sense of handsomeness'. That is what Brother Lin said before, 'Pretending to be a middle schooler in the way of a middle schooler will make other middle schoolers have a sense of identity'? Well, using Brother Lin's classification method, Sister Bai Yue It should be a potential unconscious secondary disease..."

After Aunt Wu returned home, she was busy running around for a while. It is usually difficult for people who are not of the same kind to understand what they are doing. It is necessary and not easy.

It wasn't until the little boy talked to Bai Yue for a long time, and then went into his room to turn on the computer, that Aunt Wu's initial busy state stopped temporarily. Time to spare.

"Well, Xiaoyue." Aunt Wu took the broom and was about to sweep the floor. At the same time, she pushed Bai Yue who was trying to come up to take the broom and sat down on the sofa. He said at the same time, "Auntie has done all the things you asked Mommy to do for you. But I can't see what these things have to do with Xiao Linzi?"

"Well——in Lin Qing's words," Bai Yue raised her head and thought for a while, then said with a warm smile, "'The world is a wonderful black box. Once you master certain rules, you can live here. Press a button and produce the curiosities you want, where you want them.'."

"It's the butterfly effect. My grandson also told me about this kind of thing. Xiaolinzi is a guy who talks about it all day long. It's a blessing that has been cultivated for several lifetimes to have a beautiful girl like you like him. Aunt Wu chattered as she was busy, "But this kind of words are not like what he said? Although he likes this kind of cloudy way of speaking, usually the content of what he said is simple and direct, and I don't like it. Use this—what's it called? Oh, a figure of speech?"

"Yeah." Bai Yue pouted unhappily, "Aunt Wu, why don't you say that... I went to him at the time, and then he said to do a magic trick for me. That's what he said at the beginning , I was so touched at the time, and I thought he was so powerful——he just pressed the button next to it, and there was a lump...well, it fell from the sky..."

"Heh..." Aunt Wu was silent for a while, and finally said, "It sounds like something that Xiao Linzi, who hasn't stayed at home for a day, would do... But how can such a guy do it?" I will like it, I don’t quite understand aunt now...Even if you speak directly, it’s too direct..."

"Speak directly? Are you talking about Big Brother Lin? Then you don't know Big Brother Lin too well." The little boy suddenly got out again, and interjected, "Brother Lin's words are euphemistic and tortuous, and I sometimes listen to his jokes. I do not know."

"No, what I mean is that Brother Lin doesn't use metaphors very much." Aunt Wu explained.

"Ah, you really don't know Brother Lin very well." The little boy's expression was a little smug, as if he had won somewhere, "Have you never heard of Brother Lin's rich vocabulary, abundant emotions, The majesty of the momentum, the subtlety of the metaphor, and the twists and turns of the expression are all amazing. Our Chinese teacher was speechless last time—"

Even though the little boy covered his mouth as soon as he realized it, he still severely betrayed Lin Qing, who stood up for him.

Aunt Wu was full of murderous intent, her complexion was ashen, and she said viciously: "Okay, I said that after I asked Xiao Linzi to hold a parent-teacher meeting for you last time, your teacher always looked like avoiding me when he saw me, which made me very angry. I want to know about your performance in school. That bastard, as my representative, dares to scold the teacher? I think that little bastard is getting impatient!"

"No, I think there must be a reason for Lin Qing to do this." Bai Yue's expression was also very surprised, and she pulled the little boy nervously, "Quick, tell my sister, what happened at that time?"

"Yeah." The little boy was also a little nervous, "Brother Lin was called out of the house by his grandma to hold a parent-teacher meeting for me. He was already in a bad mood. I didn't dare to provoke him all the way..."

"Crack——" Aunt Wu slapped the table violently: "The little bastard didn't appreciate it, and even vented his anger on the teacher!"

"No, it's not..." The little boy started to sweat, "That's right. Our teacher said that I didn't study hard, and my grades dropped significantly. Then I said that I have been studying hard all the time, and I listened carefully in class and finished it after school. Homework. Then our teacher still insisted that I was not serious about studying, and that I had to study independently besides the school homework.

"Then Brother Lin said with a look of disdain: 'If you have to study independently to get good grades in your school's exams, it can only mean that there is something wrong with the curriculum of your fucking school.' Then the two of them talked It's getting loud..."

Aunt Wu's expression seemed to soften a little: "But even so, Xiao Linzi shouldn't attack personally."

"Uh—actually, our teacher said first, 'I have more than 20 years of teaching experience, what are you? For an hour, I couldn't say the last sentence..." The little boy swallowed as he spoke, the expression in his eyes was clearly longing...

"Hmph, yes." Aunt Wu's attitude also changed, "What do you mean by 'what are you'? The agent I chose, he still questioned? Who does he think he is!"

On the other side, Bai Yue sat beside him with a strange expression and muttered: "Seriously, why do I like this kind of person... The more I think about it, the more I don't understand... This is just an ordinary mentally abnormal person." ..."

"Oh, by the way, I didn't mean to talk about this just now." The little boy saw that Aunt Wu's expression eased a little, and he was also relieved. He rolled his eyes and changed the subject, "I mean, I forgot about it just now." I just told Brother Lin that the game called 'Gate of the World' that will be launched tomorrow, I still want to play with Brother Lin."

"Ah!" Bai Yue was taken aback suddenly, and said hastily, "You still don't want to touch that game—I mean it's better not to play it for now. Well, I'll let Lin Qing try it later."

"Oh, it's just an ordinary mobile app, and it's not an advanced game helmet. What's the problem?" The little boy asked with some doubts, "Big sister, why are you so nervous?"

"Nervous? Are you there? I just—" Bai Yue pursed her lips, lowered her head and closed her eyes, and when she raised her head again, there was a smug evil smile on her lips, "I just see that my plan is about to be completed, and I feel very Just excited. What I meant just now is that that game is also part of my plan, can I ask you not to intervene for now?"

"...but it's okay, then I'm going to play computer..." The little boy walked into the room with his mouth pouted, and muttered again, "Cut, this kind of second-year state is far worse than that of Brother Lin. It looks like it's just pretending... Then why don't you want me to get in touch with this game? It feels so strange..."

(End of this chapter)