online game world gate

Chapter 78 A true warrior dares to face the bleak life
"Listen, I'm innocent! It's true that I set a wild boar on fire, but I just did it for self-protection. I definitely didn't mean to set fire to the mountain! And as we said before, the consequences of this incident It doesn't meet the conditions for filing a case at all! Can you let me go! My children are still waiting for my Christmas present!" Lin Qing roared sternly.

"..." The ranger once again changed back to the mode of the abandoned person of the sad era, covered his forehead with his left hand, and said sadly, "Do you—do you have a child too? I have a child too...but I still have to stick to my post, just Because—that's all..."

"Hey! Do you want to use the emotional card to make me confess? Although I don't know what you want to do, but after this hour of entanglement, you should understand? This is meaningless at all!" Lin Qing seemed to be getting more and more serious. More and more calls...

"Yes—is that so?" Lin Qing's eyes were covered with water vapor, "It turns out that we are so similar... Then you should also understand? If the promised Christmas gift is not received, the child will It's so sad! As a father, don't you have the heart to watch a child discover that there is nothing in the socks on the second day of Christmas!"

"This..." The ranger was stunned for a moment, then suddenly covered his head, showing a very painful expression again.

"Hmph, as expected. I have already figured out your routine." Lin Qing looked at the other party's performance, and couldn't help revealing a smug and slightly evil smile at the corner of his mouth, "When you have the advantage, use the 'personality switch' When you are at a disadvantage, you will change the topic by 'switching modes' to save the defeat - you are a good opponent, but the game is over."

The ranger roared again: "Don't mess around! It's none of your business! The question now is why you brought gasoline to the Qinling Mountains! Don't talk about regulations with me, a dangerous person like you with ulterior motives, people People get it and kill them!"

"Win." Lin Qing muttered in her heart, although she was still playing the original role, but the corner of her mouth could not help revealing a black and malicious smile that only belonged to him, "I have seen through your scheme! "

"Mr. Ranger...wasn't I just about to explain it to you? My kid said he wanted Santa to bring him ten gallons of gasoline from the mountain town—that's why I went over the mountains, walked long distances, walked After traveling for more than a month, I bought gasoline for my child from the mountain city!"

"Huh?" The ranger's expression was so wonderful...

"By the way, what does your child want? Since you can't go back tonight, I'll send him one? Tell me your address—does he want gasoline too? Maybe it's Valentine's Day Maybe it’s because it’s been less than two months, kids these days seem to want gasoline all the time?” Lin Qinghan said with a smile.

"General." Lin Qing showed a sinister smile again, but this time a shadow quickly passed over, "What's going on? I seemed to see that guy sneer just now?"

"Well——" the ranger switched forms again, and said to Lin Qing with a sad expression, "No, my child doesn't want gasoline—thank you for your kindness...my child just wants—sorry , this has nothing to do with you..."

"The reaction is quite fast? No, I have already guessed that I will make a fuss about Christmas gifts, so take this opportunity to prepare to fight against the general? Damn, if you follow the character settings shown before, you have to go along with it here." Follow his words and continue to ask." Lin Qing gritted his teeth, the expression on his face was obviously simple and honest, but it gave off a vicious feeling.

"What does your child want? Tell me, maybe I can help you? Among other things, it's no problem to help you deliver the gift." Lin Qing said so, thinking to himself What's more, "No matter what you say, I'll just say I've spent all my money on gas. From the moment you stop complaining about my gas in order to keep the game going, you're doomed , Mr. Forest Ranger is powerless to recover!"

"My boy - he wants Daddy to spend Christmas with him -" the ranger looked sad.

Lin Qing raised her eyebrows, feeling a little puzzled in her heart: "What's the situation? Just want me to watch the shift for him for a day? If he is willing to let me, an active arsonist, come to guard the forest, I don't really care... So does he Is there really a child waiting at home? Otherwise, it would be meaningless to skip such a day of work, right? Or is there some conspiracy?"

While Lin Qing was analyzing, the ranger continued: "My child, I just want a dad with 10 yuan in cash to spend Christmas with him. Why am I penniless? Even a small request can't satisfy him!"

"Small request to your sister! Where is this brat! This is just crazy about money, let me go!" Lin Qing's complaints had already reached his lips, and he swallowed them back abruptly. "No, no. If you complain here, you will lose. I will be the first to talk nonsense about Christmas gifts. If I complain about him--although I don't quite understand the rules of this game, I always feel that way Even if you lose... calm down..."

"Why..." the forest ranger became more and more involved, not only speaking in a crying voice, but also seemed to have crystal liquid slipping from his face, "Why am I so incompetent...why do I even ask my children to spend Christmas with me?" Can't satisfy him?"

"Well, all in all, try to get the topic back on track first..." Although Lin Qing himself likes to talk nonsense, when someone completely unexpectedly talks to him like him, he will fall into subtle tension and discomfort status……

"Although—although I can't help you with the money issue, at least I can help you guard the forest for a day so that you can go home and reunite with your children... Please mail these two bottles of gasoline to the address I gave you Go to the address. Please don't worry, maybe you can't trust me as a former arsonist, but also as a father, I will definitely not let the child cry..."

The forest ranger became more and more sad: "Thank you... But, but my child won't let me in if I don't get [-]!"

"That has nothing to do with you at all, it's just wanting money! I thought he was a willful, ignorant child who likes to act like a baby, but it sounds like a cold-blooded money worshiper who abuses the elderly! The delicate and warm Christmas atmosphere is completely ruined! Hun Dan! I mixed up with you the touching setting of traveling thousands of miles to buy gasoline for my children. As a result, it made me feel like I was hijacked by a child who was a terrorist, and I was forced to buy it on foot. The tragic character who set gasoline on fire!"

"Uh——in the end, your actor ability still couldn't restrain your spitting instinct, I'm very disappointed." The ranger suddenly became calm, holding a ball of paper used to squeeze water in his hand The group threw it aside, "At first, I thought that I would play around with me when I first came up, and then I could use the "State Forestry Administration and Ministry of Public Security's Jurisdiction and Filing Standards for Criminal Cases Regarding Forest and Terrestrial Wildlife". You should be stronger if you recite the long name that cheats the number of characters..."

"What is stronger? You are talking about some kind of big demon king who is waiting for the challenge of the brave, but it turns out that the brave didn't practice seriously..." Lin Qing rolled his eyes, and let out a lazy look all over his body. Breath, "Besides, you are the one who cheated the number of words by repeating the "State Forestry Administration and Ministry of Public Security's Jurisdiction and Filing Standards for Criminal Cases Concerning Forest and Terrestrial Wild Animals," right?"

"No, it's clear that you said the State Forestry Administration—uh, anyway, it's clear that you said the name twice, but I only said it once. If you want to cheat the number of words, it's really you who are right?"

"No——Actually, what we are talking about now is completely nonsense that will make people laugh. In essence, this is also the category of cheating on word counts. Whether it is for you or me, cheating for word counts is meaningless Right? In the end, it’s just the author cheating on the word count.” In this way, the two of them shifted the responsibility for the previous meaningless nonsense to the author whom neither of them confirmed existed.

"That's right--then let's not talk about it. Just now I made my request very clear, right? You stand for me for a day, and then give me another 10 yuan, and the matter is settled like this." A soft smile appeared on the vicissitudes of life of the ranger.

"Bullshit, a poor guy like me spends his time running around for pleasure every day—I mean, running around for a living. How can I have time for your shift, and where can I get [-] for you? If I have [-], I will definitely use it Buy some daily necessities! Like a better computer, a better host, a better controller—oh, and buy a few genuine domestic game discs to support domestic products.” Lin Qing’s expression was very serious, but And with longing, as if he was really imagining what would happen if he had a hundred thousand.

"These things can't be called the necessities of life, can they? Especially the last one, it's very likely that you just bought your feelings..." The ranger scratched his head, "If you can't come up with [-]——then I don't want to make things difficult you."

"Just stay here for a while, please." With that, the ranger lifted a piece of the floor.

"What do you mean? Illegal detention? I'll go!" Lin Qing looked at the dark hole under the floor, vomited, and then suddenly changed his face, "Uh——wait a minute, I seem to have heard it just now. , a strange sound?"

"Well, you probably heard Xiaohong's voice, right? Really, she is always so excited, Xiaohong."

"Xiaohong? But I just heard—" Lin Qing broke out in cold sweat, "Can I ask, what kind of species is Xiaohong? Could you please tell me, Xiaohong, we should use 'he' , 'she' or 'it'?"

"Don't underestimate Xiaohong, Xiaohong is a creature that can be referred to as 'she'? In this era when warships can be referred to by 'she', there are still people who think that the same creature The primate Xiaohong wants to use 'it', which is simply too much." The ranger frowned and looked at the entrance of the cave, "Has Xiaolan been bullied again? The voice is like this..."

"Xiaolan? The roar that broke through the sky just now belonged to a creature named 'Xiaolan'?" Lin Qing trembled, her whole face twitching, "You seem to have said a very strange line just now. What’s more, Xiaohong’s species introduction is only three words of primate... Can we have a bit of an academic atmosphere, there is no such thing as kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, and species in biological taxonomy It’s called the class level—so it’s not scientific at all to say that there are primates!”

"You're quite knowledgeable, kid. Let me think about it, animal kingdom chordate phylum mammalian class primate human family - I can't remember the next one. But this way you can rest assured?" the ranger scratched Scratching his head, he laughed loudly, "Oh, when I get older, my memory is not as good as you young people."

"No, no, I'll bet you won't exceed thirty at fifty cents..." Lin Qing groaned first, then his face suddenly changed, "Human Branch—and then you said you don't remember...Let me guess Guess chimpanzees belong to the species of chimpanzee?"

"Well—that's it, so you young people have a good memory!" The ranger laughed heartily.

"Okay—you—sister!" Lin Qing was in a mess, "You just didn't continue talking! The previous string is so clear that you can't remember it's a gorilla? I'll go !"

"No, it's not a gorilla but a chimpanzee. If you don't understand this kind of common sense, you will be laughed at?"

"Hmm... Although I can't remember clearly, it seems that the estrus period of orangutans also comes in spring?" Lin Qing ignored the nonsense of the ranger and muttered for a while, weighing the pros and cons, "Hmm - 10 yuan It's a bit too nonsense... Although I did cause a lot of damage, if—Mr. Ranger, how long do you want me to stay down there?"

"Oh?" The ranger raised his eyebrows, a little surprised by Lin Qing's performance, "Except for bonobos who are in estrus all year round like humans, most orangutans are indeed in estrus from January to March. But today It’s December 1, huh? From January to March, this kind of thing won’t be so accurate. Do you really dare to challenge it?”

"How long will you stay?" Lin Qing gritted his teeth and said viciously.

"It's really a warrior." The ranger showed a look of admiration, "Well, since you proposed it, according to the general rules, I will give you some special treatment. Generally speaking, unless I think they I'm about to die, otherwise it won't be less than half an hour. But you only need to hold on for 10 minutes before you can come out."

"Well—thank you so much..." Lin Qing didn't know how to respond to the other party's "magnanimous" mind, "Speaking of which, like you abused lynching and even arrested protected animals, Has no one reported you so far?"

"Actually, I don't really understand. It's just that those who wanted to report me, I sent them in for a while - when they came out, they all looked exhausted." The forest ranger looked puzzled. Tilting his head, "After that, I let them go with good reputation. I don't know why, they don't talk about my abuse of them-and I don't know why, there are still some repeat customers in this business."

"..." The corner of Lin Qing's mouth twitched, he swallowed, walked to the cave in silence, and began to climb down the ladder.

(End of this chapter)