online game world gate

Chapter 50 The wanted warrant in reality is not handsome at all
"Oh? What's the matter? I'm changing the volume?" Lin Qing's face was full of shock, "What's the matter! Why does a volume with no role in the end of the show come to the end! The volume of the volume Shouldn't the ending be a handsome, unrestrained, suave, suave, great and brilliant protagonist who counts income, shows the harem, and then pretends to force the end in a very flamboyant manner? Do you think readers will endure your incomprehensible content, splitting the foreword and the afterword? What's the purpose of the multi-view plot! Isn't it just to have a good time!"

"Tsk—you unlovable bastard." The pioneer Pale Flame was standing in the kitchen and struggling hard at the pot, "You sit aside and read novels while others are working hard, and you are still talking nonsense What!—oh damn it!"

"Haha, Xiao Cang, I told you a long time ago, no matter what you do, you must be serious, and you must act like you are doing it." Lin Qing stood up from the computer desk, wagging his fingers, showing complacency Smile, "Look, look, you are doing a job as a cook but you want to complain about it without doing your job properly. The great chef god will punish you, right?"

"Punish your sister!" Xiao Cang roared angrily, "Isn't it just two drops of oil splashed on the face! Is the punishment of the great chef god only this level--ahhhh! It hurts..."

As soon as Lin Qing slapped the table, he also roared angrily, and his voice was three points louder than Xiao Cang: "What the hell did you do, Xiao Cang! Those lessons you spilled on the ground are my oil! Those It's all money! It's money, you bastard!"

"It's a piece of money! It's a murder weapon, you bastard!" Xiao Cang's voice was like killing a pig—in fact, it should be said that it was as hoarse as a slaughtered pig.He himself rolled on the ground like a pig, "Are you still human! I'm almost burnt to death!"

"Tch, players can be resurrected after death anyway." Lin Qing curled her lips in disdain, and sat back in her seat again, "See? This is the fate of insulting the great chef god while cooking. "

"Didn't I tell you that meaningless death in the pioneering stage will prohibit you from going online again!" Xiao Cang roared in pain.

"But the pioneering stage ended two days ago, right?" Lin Qing smiled, "The total duration of the pioneering stage is only your world—I mean three days in the real world, and nine days in our side. That is to say Pioneering ended the day before yesterday, that is, the winter solstice day when I personally cooked and made dumplings for you beasts who only eat and eat, and it ended, didn't it?"

Xiao Cang was stunned for a moment, and after thinking for a while, he casually took a knife from the side and stabbed himself in the neck.

"Oh? What's going on? You committed suicide after I exposed it?" Lin Qing couldn't react immediately, "Did I trigger any strange special effects? After I exposed a secret, the player will automatically Seeking death or something?"

Lin Qing scratched her head and smiled: "Oh, so that's the case. Come back to life, my pet No. [-]!"

"What an annoying name—and what kind of inexplicable setting did you just mention?" Xiao Cang's body suddenly turned into white pieces and disappeared from Lin Qing's vision. , Xiao Cang came out of the toilet, turned his neck, "Well, although it feels weird——but it's much more comfortable this way."

"Sure enough, in the beta test stage, can I be resurrected freely? After canceling that restriction, it will become more troublesome." Lin Qing has already walked into the kitchen to take over the work that Xiao Cang failed to complete, "Well, the knife on the knife The bloodstains have all disappeared, which is a very convenient setting. But that is of course—because the player exists in the form of a soul body that can be observed."

Because Lin Qing's last sentence suddenly became quieter, and the voice of frying oil suddenly became louder, Xiao Cang didn't hear the magical twist in Lin Qing's last sentence, but just continued the previous sentence: "Speaking of it, how do you know that The start of the closed beta? I didn't tell you—in fact, if I remember correctly, I didn't even mention the name of the frontier stage."

"No, oh? Go and see, the title of the first volume is clearly written—ahem, I mean, you mentioned it to me clearly in Chapter 1 or Chapter 2." Lin Qing shrugged, "Of course you may take that analysis of the surrounding environment as a psychological monologue, but in fact you have already said it out loud."

"I really don't know how your chapters are divided, and where it started..." Xiao Cang curled his lips, "You mean when we first met? Ah, it feels like a long time—although only the real world It’s only three days. I still remember that you used nonsense historical knowledge and science to grind me for hours, which made me have a psychological shadow on you for a long time after that... God, now thinking of me It’s still a sad memory.”

"That historical knowledge is very useful, isn't it?" Lin Qing seemed to remember what happened at that time, and smiled very happily, "At least with their help, we explored the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang—and then got your training manual."

"No, I don't think the bunch of fairy tales you told me are useful at all." Xiao Cang's expression was very unhappy, "Well, why didn't I escape then? Ah, I remembered, I couldn't attack you then—"

"Time really flies." Lin Qing ignored Xiao Cang's waving of the kitchen knife that had just stopped at the back of his head, and sighed instead, "In the blink of an eye, Xiao Cang, you are also an awesome player at level 21!" Woolen cloth."

"On the contrary, I fell to the fourth place from the rank list." Xiao Cang put aside the kitchen knife, and walked aside as if disappointed, "I don't know why, I can attack you now, but unfortunately, killing you now will hurt me Not good..."

"Time really flies." Lin Qing sighed again, turned off the fire, and began to plate the dishes, "Now the restrictions on players are less, and the abilities of players are also increasing—even small Cang has also mastered skills other than harvesting."

"What nonsense are you talking about! You haven't finished yet, have you?" Xiao Cang was suddenly detonated in an instant, and roared, "What kind of skills other than harvesting skills! That "Introductory Cultivation Technique" looks thick and thick. Ben, when you open it, there are only two words in total, 'jump into the pit'! As long as you are willing to endure hardships, you can fully master it in a year or half a year. Go to hell, you bastards who steal the door!"

Lin Qing put the dishes on the dining table with a smile, and said in a comforting tone: "Okay, okay, you are a player, you will be able to reach the standard in this level of physical training in a few days, right? Will you be able to do it in a few days?" Do you want to continue reading the "General Outline of Robbing Doors"?"

"What were you talking about just now?" A flash of white light flashed, and a blond loli wearing a black gothic loli outfit and holding a black parasol appeared at the dinner table and grabbed Lin Qing's wrist, " In the name of my arbiter's blood, I sentence you to be guilty. Imprisonment sentence, to be executed immediately!"

"Hey, Little Gold, how many chapters have we not met! I miss you so much! Here, lollipop." Lin Qing happily hugged Lolita, at first Gothic Lolita struggled a bit, After getting the lollipop, she stopped, letting Lin Qing keep messing with her hairstyle. "Oh my god, Little Huangjin is so cute!" Lin Qing thought very moved in his heart, and then felt a little sad, "Little Huangjin is now level 19, it's time to think about isolation measures—but Xiaojin is so cute !"

"Enough is enough, you lolicon!" Xiao Cang looked contemptuous, "Now you are getting more and more shameless, bastard! Speaking of golden scales, have you not given up yet? You are really patient..."

"Boss Yan! It's not right for you to complain like this! Boss Yan, you have lost the heart to complain, and you are just complaining for the sake of complaining!" Casual player Diablo also appeared in the living room with a white light, I don't know why he is still wearing a white vest and black shorts in this winter... "This is the correct way to complain!"

Saying that, Xiao Hei took a deep breath, and then yelled loudly: "Boss, don't you guys meet every time you eat! What the hell is it that you haven't seen each other for so many chapters!"

"It's a pity that such a cute character as Little Gold has never appeared in the copy of Qin Shihuang's Mausoleum." Lin Qing pressed his hands on his chest, and there was a heartache expression on his face, "It's because of the data in this book. That's why it's so ugly!"

"Lin Qing, what dangerous topic are you talking about again..." Xiao Cang pressed his hands on his temples with some pain, "Be careful that the author replaces me as the protagonist in a fit of anger? I have already said that you are full of lies like you. The shady protagonist is just a street guy! Only a character like me who is full of sense of justice, capable of fighting, carrying, and complaining, with a vicious tongue on the surface and a passionate heart, is the material to be the protagonist!"

"No matter how much you try to rob me, it is impossible to take away my protagonist's position, haha! And you see, even you admit that I am the protagonist now, haha!" Lin Qing laughed a few times triumphantly, "Well, since such a person It’s almost here? You players are almost only online when you are eating now, is the food I cook so delicious?”

"Stop talking nonsense! I'm mainly cooking, you bastard!" Xiao Cang snarled, "Also, isn't everyone here yet? Aren't you going to invite your NPC group to dinner today? ?”

"Oh, I forgot about it if you didn't tell me." Lin Qing said and shrugged, "But it doesn't really matter. Ms. Zhang Lanhua, who is more noteworthy, has gone back to the countryside. Mr. Lin Hu is busy with his great work. The remaining three are basically just waste that was added for some inexplicable reasons-such as the second disease and radio wave disease."

"Who are you calling trash! Lin Qing!" Bai Yue walked in the door naturally holding the key, followed by two men in black coats, black suits, black leather shoes, and black sunglasses in the middle of the night. The fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy seemed to be ready to start a war with the aliens lurking on the earth at any time, "Take a look at this—it's a wanted warrant!"

"That's it?" Lin Qing leaned over to look at the photos on Bai Yue's phone, "It's far worse than the ones in "One Piece"..."

(End of this chapter)