online game world gate

Chapter 42 History This Thing May Sometimes Conceal the Truth
"Guardian of the Gate of Law," Lin Qing controlled the strange man and said in a long and mysterious voice, "Don't be confused by false superficial rules, and focus on your inner calling! Now, wake up come over!"

"..." The gatekeeper fell into a long silence, "What are you talking about? What is the guardian of the Gate of Law!"

"As a Coser, I don't even know how to do the original work!" The strange man taught earnestly while blowing his nose, "Okay, then let's change the question. Isn't everyone pursuing the underground palace? Why, I'm the only one here A person?"

"Isn't this nonsense..." The corner of the gatekeeper's mouth twitched, "Because you were the first to arrive here..."

"No! No! You should say 'this line shouldn't be said until the end!' In that case! You should complain in time, idiot! Haven't you noticed that there is always a dull atmosphere for some reason recently! "Lin Qing's voice was stern.

"I don't think so at all." The gatekeeper looked blank, "Also, you are talking about these things that others don't understand, so I have to follow along? Let me tell you, I really didn't expect the centurion Wang Sanhui to talk to the daughter-in-law. Miss Huai has a leg—”

"Enough! I admit defeat! This is gossip news from so many years ago!" The strange man had a sad face, tears and snot flowing uncontrollably, "How can anyone know how to do this—and, this The bodily snot has never been controlled. Hey! What the hell is going on? Hey! Brother, why don’t you go to the hospital to have a look, be careful that the brains flow out of the nostrils along with the snot. Damn—— wait, red What is this? Brain? What should I do—put it back quickly..."

The gatekeeper watched Lin Qing's performance, and felt very inexplicable: "I said, what are you here for? Don't you just want to enter the underground palace, but because you feel that I have worked hard to perform stand-up comedy for me to relax?" Hey!"

"Stop talking nonsense! I'm busy!" The strange man looked serious, with both hands busy on his face, "What to do? What to do? The brain is flowing more and more—I said brother, you can't blame me for that. ? Has nothing to do with me? It’s just that you are too smart and your body can’t bear it, so the brains flow out of your nose? You can’t plug it back! It’s flowing more and more! What should I do!”

"Uh——" The gatekeeper watched for a long time, and then felt that this guy seemed serious... Suppressing the pain in the egg and smiling, he patted the other person's shoulder, "That——what, that's not brains, It's a nosebleed... I don't know why it started, but I believe it got worse because you kept poking your fingers into your nostrils..."

"What, it turned out to be a nosebleed... I was so shocked—" the strange man let out a long breath, then suddenly changed his face, and roared, "What kind of attitude do you have! Do you think I You can’t even tell the difference between nosebleeds and brains! I did it on purpose! I’m making you laugh on purpose! But you’re pretending to be a good-hearted person! Apologize to me!”

"Oh?!" The gatekeeper was stunned by this sudden turning point, and was stunned, "Yes, I'm sorry—?"

"There's no sincerity at all! Speak up!" "I'm sorry—no, why on earth should I apologize to you!" "You bastard, how dare you not apologize! You hurt my self-esteem as a funny character, you know What! You did such a terrible thing without knowing it! Hurry up and apologize to me!" "I see, I'm sorry... I always feel that something is wrong..."...

"Just arrange a gatekeeper. The defense is too lax for this game." The three figures quietly entered the city gate while the two were arguing. In the shadow of the gate, one of them sneered.

"Yeah, so there must be some other mechanism. Isn't it recorded in "Historical Records"? Automatically triggering repeating crossbows or something, I think we should be more careful." The voice of another figure seemed very calm .

"I said," another person's voice seemed a little timid, "Aren't you all alone..."

"It's as if you're not the same as us!" The first figure complained loudly.

"Okay, okay, everyone is still arguing by themselves." The second figure also gradually stopped controlling the volume, "Damn it, since when did my schizophrenia become so severe..."

"You've never been schizophrenic! We're just hypochondriacs!"

"It's like that 'we're all cured of schizophrenia' joke when you say that..."

"Okay, the performance is over. My chuunibha characters—I dare not!" The second figure who spoke seemed to intend to end the performance in a very chuii way, but suddenly heard the light sound of the bowstring ...

"It turned out to be really triggered...but this mechanism is also very strange...I've never heard of a voice-activated mechanism in the mausoleum..." The remaining two left the unlucky guy who was hit by an arrow in the knee, angrily Panting, he ran into the city wall.

"It's just a waste of a body - anyway, I didn't make any promises to the guy, and I don't feel bad when he dies." Even so, there were very heartbroken expressions on the faces of the two of them, "I knew it was like this I should have taken 49 bodies and entered it directly... It's too late now, it's really sad..."

"Is that you? The ones who passed through the first city gate?" An unusually thick voice sounded, surrounding them.

"It's not us, but me." One of the bodies puffed out its chest. "And me." The other body also puffed out its chest.

"...Wait a minute, isn't this completely indistinguishable from saying 'we'? How should I say it?"

"Say your own name directly. Use this sentence pattern, 'I am XXX the master of these two bodies'."

"Good idea—wait a minute, don't you think it's rustic to say that?" one of the bodies said suddenly.

"Rustic? I'm already very rustic. That's why I'm ashamed to meet you." The thick voice replied.

Lin Qing seemed to have finally figured out a way to solve this embarrassing situation of talking to himself. He manipulated two sentences at the same time, and said exactly the same thing with exactly the same expression: "Is the gatekeeper on the second floor so shy? It's okay, come out Let's meet."

"Are you serious? Alright, then I'll come out." The thick voice sounded excited, and dust rose on the ground...

After 3 minutes... "Aren't you going to come out?" Lin Qing felt a little out of strength.

"Yeah?" The thick voice sounded again, "I've already come out? Why don't you talk to me?"

"It's already come out?" Lin Qing felt a little confused, and looked around, "Are you those two red dots on the ground over there? It's nothing rustic, but there is a kind of evil spirit - but I feel that the voice is not From here..."

"Thank you for your compliment, and those two red dots are my eyes." The voice sounded very happy.

"Eyes?" Lin Qing turned around, only to find that a huge crack had appeared on the flat ground at some point, and it was still opening and closing there, "Well, if there are eyes—here is the mouth? Hey! What the hell! The ground is strange! It’s so scary! Mom, I want to go home!” Speaking of which, the two bodies ran wildly while crying...

"That's not the mouth but the nostrils." The monster on the ground was a little nervous, "Why are you running! Didn't you agree that you won't care about my rusticity, and you want to meet me! Don't run! Chat with me for a while ! Do you men still care about that kind of thing after all?"

"What is that kind of thing? Is it rustic? In fact, I don't really care about being rustic, and I don't care whether others are rustic or not." Lin Qing responded while running away while manipulating two bodies, "But the 'soil' and 'rustic' here It’s all in a general sense, okay? You look like nothing but dirt! You’re like a monster that appeared in a nightmare, okay! Oh, damn, I’m going to be sucked in by your nostrils! Damn, today I Are you cursed by the nostrils?"

Another 3 minutes later... "Tsk -- lost another body... Those poor homeless souls, don't turn into ghosts to haunt me... If you want revenge, go find this Go to the boss of the dungeon..." At this time, there was only a thin white boy with brown hair and freckles left among the three, "Oh, the last one left is actually a ghost, what a mistake... The body sucked into the land monster's nostrils lost contact directly, which is really sad-could it be melted by the land monster's snot? It's terrible-fuck, lost another body? How did it happen?

"Let me recall—when that miraculous body was chatting with the gatekeeper on the first floor, a group of people suddenly came running from a distance, um, it should be the group of people from Uncle Waste Chai, and they seemed to be rushing straight away. The appearance of passing through the city gate... Then what happened? Fuck, I seem to see it in the corner of my eye, the gatekeeper has transformed! Transformed! Transformed like a Cybertronian! On the surface, it looks like a Ordinary people twisted their bodies and turned into a ten-meter-high steel giant after exposing a few parts! What is the world view of this dungeon? Did Qin Shihuang use the Autobots to unify the celestial dynasty? "

"No, there are also land monsters."

"Yes, yes, there are also land monsters—what the hell! Where is the monster!" Lin Qing now has only one operable body left. Thinking of the Cybertronians outside, he also gave up the plan to send a few more people in. He simply concentrated on manipulating this body, so he rummaged up and down his whole body with strange and quick movements, and finally curled his lips and put on a strange posture, "Damn, forget that this is not my body It's gone...Where is the evildoer, why don't you show your original shape quickly!"

"Monster? Such a familiar name, I haven't heard it for a long time." Accompanied by the strange laughter of "Jie Jie Jie", a monster with a dark body and only six eyes emitting six colors of light on the head Appeared, "revealed, and then?"

"Then, ha, ha ha..." The freckled boy laughed a few times, and knelt on the ground with a "plop", "Grandpa Monster, spare my life!"

(End of this chapter)