online game world gate

Chapter 16: Every Stupid Idiot Is Stupid in His Own Way

Seeing a group of strange objects splashing head-on, the knight dodged calmly, and came to Lin Qing with unpredictable movements, holding the hilt of the sword with one hand, as if about to strike, and asked in a deep voice: "My dear brother, what do I do?" I have never met you before, so why do you act like this?"

"Ah?" Lin Qing's expression remained unchanged, with a mocking smile on his face, "Your posture looks very cool, and your posture is indeed very handsome. As for your attitude, how can you treat someone who throws shit on your face? It's pretty good for a player, and that's the word—you can't say it's bad. Unfortunately, you're the most incompetent player I've ever seen.

"You said that you have never met me, that's not a problem. It's my habit to provoke someone first when I meet someone for the first time. I don't want to change, and I don't think it is necessary to change. This is a test and a warning, probably It means—tell the other person who I am, so that I don’t suddenly lose my three views after getting along for two days. Then test the other person again, so that I can have a bottom line on the other party.

"Although in principle, anyone who wants to communicate with me is welcome, but I really don't want to know people like you..."

Lin Qing's voice was very low, as if she didn't want others to hear her, and only spoke to the knight.

The knight froze for a moment, turned his head and followed Lin Qing's gaze, looked at the young man who was behind him and was covered in strange liquid, and smiled again: "Although I don't think it is necessary, I still want to explain to you, He's not mine."

"That's why you said you were incompetent, um, it seems very stupid now." Lin Qing's volume suddenly increased this time, "You said that kid is not yours? So you can put shit on him and make you His teammates take pleasure in making fun of him?"

"Need I remind you, did you smear him?" The knight put down the sword in his hand with a helpless expression.

"No, I smeared your face. Then you used dodge, which caused him to be smeared." Lin Qing stopped laughing suddenly, turned and left, "Talking to a stupid and incompetent person like you will only Lower my fashion value."

"You—" The knight seemed to want to say something, then thought for a while, then snorted contemptuously, turned around and returned to the team, and handed the shit-faced towel a towel, "Wipe it off, I'm sorry .”

"Oh, it's all right." The man was flattered, took the towel and wiped it twice, then turned to this side, and shouted happily, "Boss Yan! You are here! I've been looking for you for a long time!"

"Uh—Dark Forest? Long time no see..." Xiao Cang looked a little surprised, then turned his face away.

"Acquaintance?" Lin Qing asked, then thought for a while, and asked again with a strange expression, "Boyfriend?"

"Fart boyfriend! Why do I have a boyfriend, you bastard!" Xiao Cang retorted strongly.

"Oh—are you still attacking? It's a bit unexpected." Lin Qing rubbed his chin and said in thought.

"Accidentally attacking your sister—no, attacking your sister!" Xiao Cang said without hesitation, "Why on earth do you have to match the two of us!"

"Isn't it a couple's name?" Lin Qing showed a very confused expression, "One black and one white, one yin and one yang, water and water blend..."

"Uh... Boss Yan, what are you talking about?" The one with a face full of shit——Dark Forest approached, also with a confused face—of course, it still had a face of shit-yellow liquid, dripping down drop by drop.

"Oh—what the hell!" Xiao Cang looked at his face and stepped back three times, "Don't worry about what's being said here...you can go to the wall over there and wipe your face clean...although the piece of meat It's disgusting, but your current look is even more disgusting..."

"At this time, I should have ridiculed your IQ." Lin Qing said calmly and loudly, "But, anyway, this idea is more reliable than a towel, so I will give you a thumbs up for the time being." Right. Then—"

Lin Qing smiled all over his face: "Primary school dog, help him wash his face." Before he finished speaking, a jet of water rushed out from the piece of meat above, directly washing Dark Forest—and Xiao Cang into a drowned chicken.

"Why am I still there!" Xiao Cang shouted loudly, and then took a sip of water...

"You know, he will help?" Gothic Lolita walked out calmly holding an umbrella, nothing happened.

"Ah—the happy people who really wish to change the world are still very rare." Lin Qing nodded, "Even the guy that that kid imitated was probably originally motivated by wanting to cover up his crimes...for the time being Not to mention, generally speaking, those who wish to travel to other worlds, or create a new world, are mostly people whose real life is unsatisfactory and feels very painful to themselves—of course, the actual standard of living is another matter. In short, this Seeing this kind of guy who is very satisfied and happy in this kind of life, will he feel very uncomfortable? That kid is not a big-hearted person, so he won't miss things that can be beaten in the face."

"It turns out that the Boss can control this place to a certain extent." The knight was on the other side, speaking to the five people around him with a serious face, "Then we have to be careful, the Boss may set many traps along the way." The five people around With a look of sudden realization, they nodded in unison.

"It's really stupid." Lin Qing looked at the scene on the other side with a look of disgust, "Little Jinjin, have you seen him?"

"We've cooperated before." Golden Libra nodded, "Only once, and I'm not very familiar."

"Well... then can I trouble you to go with this little black here to maintain the superficial friendly relationship between the two teams?" Lin Qing pointed to the Dark Forest, and the Golden Libra glanced at him, then said with a serious expression. nodded.

"Wait! Who is Xiao Hei? 'Head' is a quantifier to describe something!" Dark Forest complained loudly.

Xiao Cang at the side suddenly felt that the scene in front of him was somewhat familiar, and silently covered his face.

"What's wrong with Xiao Hei? The second pet of the protagonist in many novels is called Xiao Hei?"

"No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look good! Wait," Dark Forest was a little puzzled, "Why is it the second one?"

"Ah, because the first one is the one standing next to you." Lin Qing smiled strangely, as if holding back something.

"Standing beside—" Diablo turned his head suspiciously, and then found that Xiao Cang had squatted down silently, drawing circles on the fleshy ground with his fingers, "Boss Yan! Are you his pet? No Yes—this..."

Seeing Xiao Cang's silence, Dark Forest's expression changed several times, and finally he seemed to have made up his mind, and rushed to Lin Qing: "Boss, please accept Xiao Hei as your second pet!"

"Puff ha ha ha..." Lin Qing finally stopped holding back, and laughed wildly, even tears, "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, even you, Xiao Cang, have a brain-dead fan! It's so easy to say, after finishing this book You come to us, you are your boss Yan's colleague."

"...not an idiot fan." Xiao Cang stood up, looking a little uncomfortable, "He wants to be my brother-in-law."

"Oh, rival in love." Lin Qing said while dodging backwards, just dodging Xiao Cang's straight punch, "In fact, it's better to use a skill like Friendship Breaking Face Fist sparingly. If you use it too much, there will be problems. Wan Hougong is still a virgin?"

Xiao Cang remained silent, as if he didn't want to talk to Lin Qing about this kind of stalk that he didn't understand, and looked at the envoy group composed of excited Xiao Hei and Golden Libra: "You actually hate knights, right? Then why are you talking about cooperation? "

"Because you have to cooperate first to be cold-hearted." Lin Qing said with a smile, "Just kidding, first of all, cooperation is a must, since the two teams meet, then the second level is the ten-person book, you want three people to swipe The difficulty of getting through ten people is a bit too high. Then, I don't hate the knight. On the contrary, my feelings for him are very positive, just like the feelings I had for you when we first met. That is to Your pity for the future and sincere and deep sympathy for your intelligence."

"..." Xiao Cang ignored Lin Qing's sarcasm, "However, with such a great reputation as a knight, there will always be some dry goods."

"It's just that he revealed the more prominent part." Lin Qing sneered, "You also have a talent like him, Xiao Cang. Stupid idiots have their own stupidity, but this does not prevent them from being stupid idiotic facts.”

Xiao Cang was silent for a while, as if he understood Lin Qing's words, and then complained energetically again: "You have been mocking my IQ since just now! I really thought I wouldn't dare to kill you ?”

"Do you really think I dare not let you hang up forever?" Lin Qing's smile returned to normal, "Remember, I am your master, Wangcai!"

"Who is Wangcai, you bastard, give me enough!"

Lin Qing suddenly became serious again: "Okay, let me say one last thing. In fact, stupid idiots always make up the majority in this world. Even if you are, there is nothing wrong with it. Even if you are, you can live happily. Even if you are You're—or because you are, you don't need to feel the pain that some smart people do. And, actually, you're just as stupid as possible, rather than the smartest kind of stupid. .”

"So that's it, I'm so happy—there's a ghost! Do you think you have such a mustache, and pouring some chicken soup for the soul can erase this matter! I'll tell you your account and I'll remember it for you, bastard !"

(End of this chapter)