online game world gate

Chapter 106 The Dead House Gentleman is Single That's the Standard Setting
Miracle’s QQ group chat history: 2021/2/13
01:12
Lu Renjia: Aha!I, Hu Hansan, are back!Dear folks, do you miss me so much that you can't sleep!

Doomsday Watcher: What are you doing, in the middle of the night, with such confusing and weird lines...

Silent Turtle: ? !
Doomwatcher: What the hell? !Brother Lu? !Damn you actually showed up!

Dead House No. 1: What's going on... Has someone stolen Brother Lu's account?
Dead House No. 2: I'm checking, and the IP address does seem to be Brother Lu's computer.

Lu Renjia: Hello!Don't hack my things without my permission, okay!
Lu Renjia: Do not hack my computer!

Dead House No. 2: No signs of remote manipulation.It's been a long time, there are a lot of strange things in Brother Lu's computer.

Dead House No. 2: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]
Dead House No. 1: ………

Dead House No. 2: The taste is similar to Brother Lu's before, but it's actually three-dimensional!It seems to be a cosplayer!And they were all pictures of the same person!The photo of this person accounted for 50% of the total pictures!

Dead House No. 2: Oh my god, brother Lu, you don't know how to fall in love, do you?Aren't you always at the forefront of anti-cash charging?
Dead House No. 2: Huh?Brother Lu, did you say something just now?
Lu Renjia: ...No, there is nothing...there are ghosts!
Lu Renjia: On the 2nd, although you have the setting of a top hacker, there is only a small incident with less than a few hundred words in the specific description, and the explanation is still very unclear. It is normal for you to feel uncomfortable about this , I can understand you.

Lu Renjia: But you can't gain your presence in this way, can you?You are a serious criminal, huh?

Dead House No. 1: I like loli characters in Two-dimensional and one-dimensional. Although she is a bit gentleman, we can still understand.

Dead House No. 1: But he extended his clutches to the third dimension, and even found a specific target and became a stalker...

Dead house No. 1: This is not something that can be passed by saying "The dead house is disgusting Poi"!
Dead House No. 2: That's right!Maybe a hacker like me can still be recruited, become a hero, and finally become the protagonist of a TV series or something. A criminal behavior like yours, brother Lu, is a pervert who can't be shot a hundred times!

Lu Renjia: Who is the stalker!Who stretched out the magic palm!I just appreciate it!Looking at it from a distance without being obscene, with full of love and longing, appreciate the beauty!What do you know? I'll go!

Dead House No. 1: So disgusting...

Dead House No. 2: Lu—I don't even want to call you Brother Lu, it's so disgusting.

Doomsday Watcher: Although I usually don't make it clear, but this time I have to say, Brother Lu, you are really disgusting.

Silent Turtle: . . .

Lu Renjia: Hello!Why did you even send a string of ellipses, brother tortoise!Are you following them when they are messing around!
The silent turtle: ex, XD.

Lu Renjia: ...so ex means disgusting?I always thought it meant the Noble Phantasm class...

Lu Renjia: Don't do this, okay?I have been out of touch for more than a month?Everyone is a netizen who has been gossiping on the Internet for almost ten years, don't you worry about me at all?Could it be that the welcome ceremony for my return was so malicious?
Silent Turtle: . . . . . .

Dead House No. 1: I'll go...Brother Lu, when did your painting style become so soft...I'm shuddering...

Doomwatcher: I'm sorry, but the truth is, I really don't worry about you at all.

Dead House No. 2: Actually, I was a little worried at first, but I was also very happy to see Brother Lu come back.

Lu Renjia: Actually?originally? Number 2 what do you mean?I thought you were the kindest one.

Dead House No. 2: I mean——

Dead House No. 2: After discovering that those pictures were uploaded an hour ago, I am neither worried nor happy.

Dead House No. 2: I just feel so disgusted.

Lu Renjia: ... Can this meme be over?At this level, it's not funny at all, is it?There is no atmosphere at all, okay?It's just insulting me non-stop full of malice, okay...

Dead House No. 1: Generally speaking, we don't call it an insult if it conforms to the facts.

Doomsday Watcher: Based on the analysis of the conversation just now, Brother Lu, your loss of contact during this period is entirely due to some kind of terrible gentleman's action, right?In that case, what qualifications do you have to ask us to worry or be happy?
Lu Renjia: ...well, well, you guys are ruthless...by the way, where did the civil servant brother go?Not online?
Dead House No. 2: You disgusting guy, don't try to change the subject just like that!
Dead House No. 1: Oh, isn't that guy's identity completely revealed?You, me, Brother Turtle, and of course Doom, all know who he really is, and it feels like he doesn't have what it takes to be part of our game.

Doom Watcher: So, while he was offline, I had a discussion with No. 1, and with Brother Turtle's approval, I kicked that fake "civil servant" out of the group.

Doomsday Watcher: Although I don't really understand why, according to my observation, he has lost the status close to the core of some plans, that is, he has lost the ability to provide us with information.And he himself does not meet the other requirements of the members of this group. To put it simply, the second disease is not serious enough, there is no "I am controlling everything behind the scenes, and everyone else is just a toy. The shocked expression when I saw Lao Tzu's true face" such an imposing manner.

Lu Renjia: ...Leaving aside the content of the bunch of things you mentioned...

Lu Renjia: Didn’t you say that a single sentence that is too long will seriously affect the reading experience?How dare you try to recite that sentence by yourself!Will you die if you break a sentence!You won't get angry after such a long time!
Dead House No. 1: To be honest, I personally think that the content of that passage also needs to be discussed.

Dead House No. 1: Doomsday, what the hell do you mean!What the hell kind of attitude you have!Could it be that in your opinion, we are all a bunch of pretending criminals here because of the second disease!What a joke!

Silent Turtle: If not. . .

Silent Turtle: What's that?
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Pale Zhiyan dragged his exhausted body back to Lin Qing's house, stood at the door, took out a slender iron wire as he did recently, and inserted it into the keyhole of Lin Qing's newly replaced anti-theft door two months ago. , and then took out another one, flicked it a few times very skillfully, and opened the door——every time this time, Pale Flame would feel a lot of emotion.

The specific things with emotion are different every time.For example, this time, what he felt was that he was so proficient now, time is really a butcher's knife...

On the first day of Lin Qing's coma, Xiao Cang stood alone outside the door and struggled for a long time, but finally he was unwilling to log off in the wild, so he found a secluded place, and through suicide and resurrection, he entered Lin Qing's life. door...

After that, for a long period of time, he has been in a state of not daring to close the door when he goes out-without Lin Qing's support, the experience value is no longer something that can be easily obtained by spending a little time, so death The loss of a lot of experience points seems very uneconomical... After all, Xiao Cang's main fighting method until now is the "power of wisdom" skill that burns experience.

By the way, although it seems that this book has been spent almost all the time, even for a player like Xiao Cang, the game life is not entirely about doing tasks (doing handyman for Lin Qing), being used by Lin Qing, and accompanying Lin Qing. To put it bluntly, battles also accounted for a considerable proportion - in fact, he would go to the copy of Qin Shihuang's Mausoleum every three days, although the number of times he said it was very small...

In view of the fact that the behavior of going out without closing the door will pose a huge threat to Lin Qing's property, and it also means that if Lin Qing reappears, it is likely to use this as an excuse to cheat himself again without any guilt, so Xiao Cang has always been entangled in this.Until one day, the first stage of his "Introduction to Stealing the Gate Cultivation Technique" was suddenly completed - ready to start the second stage of training.

Xiao Cang didn't have much hope for this second stage - after all, the first stage of this thing is "jumping the pit"... It still uses the so-called "jump deeper than the previous day every day, and finally you can jump out." The height is beyond ordinary people's imagination." Such a theory like chicken soup for the soul... Although it sounds very passionate and touching, and looks quite inspirational, in fact, it is a shameless change of concept and nonsense...

Xiao Cang didn't activate his skills at the beginning of the training, but after about a month, the height he needs to jump, even with his physical fitness as an advanced player, he can't jump at all.When there was really no other way, Xiao Cang activated the "Power of Wisdom" and jumped up, only to find that the proficiency progress bar was still rising again... After that, Xiao Cang completely lost hope in this cheating thing, just out of Inertia and some kind of unavoidable fluke psychology have kept practicing.

After the first stage of practice was completed, Xiao Cang acquired a damn skill called "Powerful Jump" - and it was a passive skill, the effect and evaluation were the same: "Theoretically, a character with this magic can jump very fast." High."... Then, in the earliest "Theft" skill book that was torn in half by Lin Qing, the follow-up text emerged.

"...Then you who decide to join our Stealing Door, go to the Mother of Zulong to find the novice practice plan. Oh, this can also be used as a part of your entry test." The article that ended here before, Subsequent content appeared.

"Since you can read this passage, it means that your pit-jumping magical skills have reached the entry-level level. I know that you really want to scold your mother in your heart, and you really want to talk about the significance of this kind of ghost-talking training. What I want to say but I don't want to say is, 'I completed the training by cheating, so I can pass this way, so you are kidding me!'"

"...Damn it..." When Xiao Cang saw this sentence, his head was covered with black lines, and he twitched the corners of his mouth, not knowing how to complain.

"I want to tell you, of course! The first stage of training is a training that can't be completed without cheating! An ordinary human can jump from a five-meter-deep pit after a month. Jumping out, if we really want to have that kind of easy and efficient training method, we Pirates should have dominated the world long ago, and changed the name to 'Wushuang Tiandao Megatron Universe Nine Heavens Wushuang Palace'!"

"...Wu Shuang appeared twice, hey!" Xiao Cang didn't know where to start his mouth when faced with this sentence full of jokes, and finally had to choose the most insignificant place to complain.

"All in all, after completing the first stage of training, you have mastered the two basic skills of our door-to-door entry, 'stealing and playing tricks', and no matter what method you use, in short, you can basically do it. , and then you can proceed to the next stage of training."

"Pfft!" When Xiao Cang saw the words "no matter what method you use", Xiao Cang really felt like vomiting blood... Fortunately, the paragraph that destroyed his spirit was temporarily over, and the system was just like what he was doing at that time. It was the same as when choosing whether to join Stealing Gate, and he was provided with two options again, and it was emphasized that there was only one chance to choose.

However, Xiao Cang is no longer what it used to be. At this time, Xiao Cang is not as entangled and hesitant as he was back then. His eyes are firm and his voice is calm. He is full of confidence and decisiveness and shouts loudly: "I choose to quit the robbery!"

1 minute later. "I choose to quit Stealing Sect!...I want to quit! I don't want to stay in this damn sect any longer! It's a scam! I'm going! I can't choose to quit, can I choose to die! I choose to die, bastard !"

Unfortunately, the system did not respond to Xiao Cang's speech, because there was no such option among the two options given by the system.The system gives the job transfer options, that is, the options that determine Xiaocang's future development direction in Thief, namely "thief" and "assassin"...

"Where is this third-rate online game setting?" Xiao Cang faced the fact that he didn't have a third option at all, and finally had no choice but to choose the profession of "thief". The second plot is also related to some very practical considerations.For example, in peaceful times, the skills obtained by choosing an assassin are useless, and——

Sure enough, money is still the most important thing.

After the selection was over, the "General Outline of Thieves" in Xiao Cang's hand changed again, from the previous pitch-black ink to a gray book cover. It was obviously nothing special at all upon closer inspection, but It always feels as if there is a layer of cloud and mist covering it, making people feel unclear... Of course, it still maintains the shape of a book that has been torn in half.

"Although I've already said it, it's better to explain it again. This sect doesn't have any restoration spells, so this thing is what you tear it into at the beginning, and it will be what it is."

"..." Xiao Cang was so desperate that he couldn't even utter a word of complaint.

"Then, let's get down to business. You are welcome to read this book—"The Outline of Thieves and the Thieves". By the way, the title of the book is actually written on the cover of the book. The 'Fog Illusion of Stealth' was cast on the book, and although the pretentious effect was achieved, even I myself couldn't see what was written on it, so I deliberately rewrote the title of the book in it."

"Then I'll tell you some good news. If you choose an assassin, this thing will not become "The Outline of Pirates: Assassin's Detailed Code", but will become a relatively sharp and nothing special dagger. Beforehand Disclaimer, this has nothing to do with the conflict between me and the group of idiot assassins who don't understand the value of money and know how to pretend to be cold and pick up girls all day long. It's because I don't know anything about the way of assassins. I can’t even make it up.”

"Then, lucky you who choose to become a thief, you will receive unique training that is scientifically effective and in line with the principles of magic, allowing you to step by step towards a truly successful prisoner—I mean criminal— I mean thieves."

Seeing this, Xiao Cang's expression twitched, and he raised his hand and wanted to put the book—it should be said that the two halves of the book were put aside fiercely, but after hesitating for a while, he put it together again and put it in front of him, and continued to read .

"The second stage of training is about the basic skills of lockpicking, and of course the magic and common sense related to it. For example, although theoretically the most traditional purely mechanical lock is the easiest lock to open with magic, when When you find a particularly fat sheep using this kind of lock, you must not attempt to use magic to open the lock-simply put, don't take others for fools."

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Time goes back to the present, although Xiao Cang's lockpicking skills have not progressed very much, but just for the lock opening skills of Lin Qing's house, Xiao Cang's technology has reached the pinnacle level-practice brings true knowledge, the ancients do not deceive me .

Opening the door, Xiao Cang, who was still immersed in his increasingly depraved emotions, suddenly inserted a throwing knife into Xiao Cang's forehead, and shot it precisely at the crack of the frontal bone. Grasping the flying knife in his hand, he might go deep and poke it into Xiao Cang's brain...

"Yo~ With such extraordinary skills, you still dare to provoke me. Could it be a friend from another place?"

With a weird tone of voice, some pale skin, weird—but no matter how you look at it, it’s just an innocent smile. Faced with all this familiarity, Xiao Cang subconsciously complained: "When did you become a ****?" The same as the boss exists?"

"No, I'm just saying this for fun. If he really came from another place, maybe he was really scared by me? Just face to face with a martial arts master who can raise his hand to stop a flying knife in an instant, that kind of thing is right. For me, the difficulty is still a bit high." The man stood up, and under the bright light of the computer screen, his figure looked very cheerful, "Speaking of which, Xiao Cang, can you do it now? Have you learned how to open the lock with a wire? And in the I can't hear the sound even when I walk in the corridor—are you possessed by a flower?"

"..." Xiao Cang ignored the side door used by the other party, and the exaggeratedly old old stalk stared at the man for four seconds before realizing, "Damn it! Lin Qing! This is What's the situation! Have you already given birth to that tentacle-monster child! It's great that there was no dystocia! It looks like you are mother and child—father and son—in short, they are all safe!"

"Ah, I'm fine, and the seeds are—wrong! What the hell are you talking about! What do you mean that the mother and child are safe! What do you mean that I have been born! I said that after the seeds germinate, I will He'll turn into a muscular ghost with red eyes! You don't have dystocia!" Lin Qing also complained hoarsely.

Xiao Cang looked a little panicked, and hurried to Lin Qing's side, supporting Lin Qing's body: "Okay, okay, it's my fault, okay? You are still in confinement, so excited is not good for your health."

"You—what—give—me—let go!" Lin Qing felt that the whole person was not well, "Who is in confinement! Didn't I say that there is nothing! Are you disgusting by showing such a nasty look! When did you bastard have the attributes of a warm man! And you are also a crooked warm man-all characters like you deserve to die!"

"No, I'm not crooked." Xiao Cang's expression suddenly became serious, "Lin Qing, I may not have time to tell you. I have."

"..." Lin Qing and Xiao Cang looked at each other for a while, and then backed away tremblingly, "You are paralyzed! You still say you are not crooked! It's almost enough to say that such a disgusting meme is enough! Is it endless? !"

"Uh... sorry, it was my expression error." Xiao Cang coughed twice in embarrassment, "What I want to say is, I have a younger sister—no, I mean, I have a girlfriend—have you?... "

"Bang——" Lin Qing silently put the pistol back into his pocket, then took out a zippo lighter, lit it, and threw it on Xiao Cang's body with the blood hole on his forehead, silently watching the flames Swaying and spreading...

"I'm the main character! Hun Dan!" After a long silence, the whole neighborhood echoed with someone's hoarse roar.

(End of this chapter)