online game world gate

Chapter 1 In the eyes of NPCs, most players are mentally abnormal
December 2020, 12, at 12:[-] p.m.Although this day should theoretically have special significance to the people of Yongping City, after all, a major event named after Yongping City happened on such a date, but in fact people don't care much about it, it's better to say Few people even think of such a thing.Of course, many people and businesses have been immersed in the festive atmosphere, but that is another western festival that will come in ten days or so.

As an ordinary and relatively homely resident in Yongping City, Lin Qing neither remembered that there was anything special about this day, nor was he affected by the pine trees with hanging lights and the simple songs repeated over and over again. This kind of family courtyard built in the [-]th century with the highest number of floors is only six, and the whole is rarely affected by such things-so he just sat in front of the computer as usual, concentrating on it, but he seemed a little bored doing something.

Lin Qing grinned at the corner of his mouth, frowned, stared at the computer with a somewhat irritated look, and then sighed, as if he had suffered a tragic failure, and put on a frustrated and bent forward posture in despair.

Five minutes later, Lin Qing carried a black plastic bag containing a round object, and walked downstairs with a strange expression. He flickered as he walked, and bright red liquid splashed out of the bag from time to time...

"Hey, isn't this Xiao Linzi? Where are you going so late?" A mature woman's voice entered Lin Qing's ears. Lin Qing looked back, and a familiar figure appeared in front of Lin Qing——

Wu Yaping, 65 years old, 159cm tall and 75kg in weight, is one of the cadres of the neighborhood committee. Avoid meaningless in-depth conversations without significantly affecting the existing situation.

After flashing the above information in his mind, Lin Qing summed it up briefly: "A aunt who is familiar but easy to deal with."

Thinking of this, Lin Qing lowered his head, and when he raised his head again, the half-dead expression on his face had disappeared, and turned into a sincere and somewhat shy smile. He raised the bag in his hand to signal to the other party, and said, "Morning, Miss Wu." , I just came out to throw out the trash."

Wu Yaping still had a warm and kind smile: "You boy, it's still so strange, it's so dark, why not early? Don't stay at home like this all day long, go out and walk around more, and communicate with others more You don't have a girlfriend at your age."

"...Ah, I'm only in my 20s... I don't think it has anything to do with my strange way of speaking. It's probably a matter of my habits..." Lin Qing He refuted a few words silently in his heart, still with a shy smile on his face, "Sister Wu, don't always mention such things—I'll go back first." Lin Qing threw the bag in his hand into the trash can, Smiling and waving his hands, he walked into the corridor.

"...It's really not going well. In the past few days, it's rare that someone will talk about meaningless topics within 2 minutes of the door, and—" Lin Qing frowned, showing a very serious expression. Unusual expression, "I really didn't expect that watermelon, a food with such a thick skin on the outside, would go bad, and the taste was so unbearable to me... What kind of thought did I have at that time, so that I can eat it?" To cut open a watermelon that has been sitting for so long..."

After three seconds, Lin Qing's mood seemed to have calmed down, and he turned into a half-dead look again. He faced the computer again, and muttered while looking at his mouth: "Writing something at the beginning like this is not explosive. Meaninglessly making mystical opinions and daily events, making some narrative tricks that can’t be seen without looking carefully and not interesting without giving timely complaints, it’s likely to be a street product. At least it should be in these Add a sentence in the place of "It's really a mature woman!" or "It turned out to be a watermelon!" "Why is it called sister!" or something... Also, write this kind of hypocrisy, lazy and distorted protagonist who seems to have serious social barriers If the book wants to become popular, it’s like hoping to pull something out of the toilet against the sewer pipe, which is against the general trend and annoying. And self-spoofing is also a stuff that has been played badly—”

Suddenly, Lin Qing stopped complaining, because he heard an unusual sound coming from the corridor, which he didn't usually hear.Knocking, opening, talking, slamming; knocking, talking, roaring; slamming... the sound is getting louder and louder, it sounds like someone is knocking on the door from house to house, saying Some would be irritating, at least quite inexplicable.

"Maybe it's a drunk? But it's not like everyone is so mad at drunks, is it? Wait, it seems to be the right door—"

"Don't you have any tasks for me?" said a clear, energetic young man's voice.

"...Holy shit? What is he talking about? It doesn't sound like he's drunk, this guy? So it's just a simple mental illness? Or is it crazy? ... It seems very funny, this guy." Lin Qing opened the room When the door opened, the young man just turned around, and the two of them met each other's eyes, and fell into a brief silence.

Lin Qing raised his eyebrows slightly, showing a little surprised and astonished expression, and complained violently in his heart: "Wearing a white rough linen robe, carrying a mahogany sword on the back, and walking on grass shoes, I haven't seen this style of painting for many years... Young man, you must be in the second grade of junior high school, right? You have been poisoned by online games and online game novels to such an extent that you can’t stop taking medicine! And you’re wearing a novice uniform? It’s stupid to pretend to be an online game in real life when you’re in second grade. If you have to start from scratch, your education level is still at the stage of prenatal education, young man! And this set of styles—"Legend" is a very old game, and the online novels of legends have also been eliminated by the world It’s been many years! You, a middle-aged man, should keep up with the trend of the times! And... take a closer look, young man, your white robe is covered with lime! What’s the situation? Don’t tell me that your clothes are dyed white with lime. Yes!"

The second-year boy—although he seems to be about 20 years old—was also slightly surprised at first, but soon showed a warm smile and expectant eyes, looked at Lin Qing and said : "Do you—do you have any tasks that you can issue to me? I promise to complete them well!"

"There is one more word for me! Is it because I took the initiative to open the door and he thinks there is hope? Well, look at the boy's stupidity—let's tease him and try the bottom line first." Lin Qing immediately showed a little stiffness With a weird and exaggerated tone and stiff and abnormal movements like zombies, he said to the second-year boy, "Oh, this young and promising warrior, I am really happy to see you! I have a Something needs your help, in fact I've depleted my meat reserves! It's a very scary thing to know! Meals without meat are unimaginable! But as you can see, I only have I'm alone at home, so I can't go out to do the shopping. So can you please help me get some pork? I'll give you - some valuable information here and five hundred - that's right, 100 yuan remuneration."

"I am very happy to serve you, dear sir." The second-year-old boy leaned slightly, pressed his forehead with his right hand, and ran downstairs excitedly after making a very strange understanding.

Lin Qing hurriedly shouted to him: "By the way, have you heard? There seems to be rumors of wild boar activities in the mountains in the south recently."

"Got it, got it!" The middle school student responded with a smile and waved to Lin Qing, then continued to run away.

"This guy...will accept such troublesome and low-yield tasks? Is he a fool?" Lin Qing stood in the corridor for a long time, finally shook his head, and sighed, "I think it's just a joke Guys, they are not serious about doing anything, they basically do things on a whim, and when they encounter a little difficulty—or even just give up after a short period of time when they get bored, they are probably such a guy... I probably won't see him again in the future..."

At 37:[-] that night, Lin Qing, who was still sitting in front of the computer and reading a novel, suddenly heard a knock on the door.

"The following message is a system prompt, and no further explanation will be made hereafter.

"Congratulations to you for being the No.1 NPC in the region who has successfully released a complete mission and completed it. You will receive extra rewards as follows: '[-] yuan', 'Skill Book: Gathering', 'Skill Book: Stealing', and a system review 'NPC who can send quests'."

A piece of information poured into Lin Qing's mind, leaving him stunned in place. Complex emotions such as shock, surprise, excitement, incomprehension, and a little sense of fear and confusion were entangled together, and finally only a sentence was formed in his chest: "Fuck!"

(End of this chapter)