The Lovely Wife's Magical Calculation

Chapter 3 Cat Bone (1)
A detached courtyard in the west wing is narrow, but it is separated by a wall, so it is an independent space.

A stone table was set up in the yard, and there was a fruit plate of scented tea on the table, which smelled very fragrant.

Ye Lu in the white dress was sitting at the table, his clear eyes were turning back and forth on the fruit plate, looking very agile at this moment, without the slightest sign of blindness.

Mai Tang was sitting on the other side, holding a mahogany sword in his hand. The two sides of the sword were tied side by side with copper coins, interspersed with red threads, which looked very delicate.

"Children from the Ye family." Suddenly, a loud reprimand came from outside the wall, and the next moment, a small old man walked into the yard.He has black and white hair, one eye is still covered by an eye patch, and he is a one-eyed dragon.

Ye Lu's eyes lost their brilliance in an instant, he was still holding a bright red fruit in his hand, and his red lips curved, "Gou Banxian."

Holding the mahogany sword, Mai Tang looked at Gou Banxian with a cold face.

Stopping in front of the stone table, Gou Banxian glanced at Mai Tang, then stared at Ye Lu with a cold snort, "You girl, knowing that Daoist Fang and I have already predicted that the fifth lady will have a son, why did you tell the lady Mrs. Wu can't give birth to a son? You did it on purpose!" Gou Banxian came to Xingshi to ask the crime.

"I've touched it, and she really can't give birth to a son. Are you going to let me tell lies to join you? Once or twice, I will take it as a face for my colleagues, but I can't help it over and over again. If this is done in advance, who will give me It's a little good, maybe I'll change my words temporarily." Ye Lu said with a smile, while gnawing on the fruit in her hand, even though her eyes were staring straight ahead, her appearance was still irritating.

Gou Banxian was very angry, "You want to take care of your grandfather Gou? Huangmao girl, if it weren't for your grandfather's face, do you think you can stay in this mansion to eat and drink safely?"

The mahogany sword fluttered, making a rustling sound. Mai Tang stood up, stepped on the stone chair with one foot, and stared at Gou Banxian coldly.

"Hmph, you guys still want to scare me with your little tricks? Grandpa, you still wore crotch pants when I was walking around the rivers and lakes." With his hands behind his hands, Gou Banxian held his toes high.

"Really?" Mai Tang sneered, turned his wrist, and the mahogany sword flew, and with just one movement, Mai Tang withdrew his hand.

Gou Banxian only felt a chill in his lower body, lowered his head, and his pants fell off.Fortunately, the underpants were big enough to cover the parts that couldn't be exposed, but those two legs were fluttering in the wind.

"You two stinky girls, just wait and see!" Bending over and lifting his pants, Gou Banxian left quickly, not forgetting to say harsh words before leaving.

"Success, we'll wait." Ye Lu laughed loudly, like a wind chime, and it sounded so sweet.

Mai Tang was holding a mahogany sword, the tip of the sword was shiny, and there was a sharp knife hidden in the tip of the sword.If you don't check carefully, you can't find it at all, so this thing can really fool people, and it also sets off Mai Tang as a hidden master.

"Hmph, no matter how shameless he is, I'll cut off his tongue." Mai Tang snorted coldly, with a murderous look on his face.

"It's enough to scare and scare, be careful to reveal your secrets." Ye Lu returned to normal, his eyes shone brightly, full of aura.Coupled with her sweet face, people will believe any nonsense she says, which is really suitable for deceiving people.

"Even if I reveal the truth, I will drag Gou to be buried with me. I really think I am a half-immortal, just a piece of shit." Mai Tang gritted his teeth, very violent.

"He is indeed not a half-fairy, but he is better at deceiving people than I am. To be honest, I really have to learn from him." Ye Lu threw away the fruit core, squinting his eyes, leaving aside other skills, It's also a skill to lie to people.

(End of this chapter)