Douluo: I'm really not an expert

Chapter 37 Shrek with a broken painting style!

Coming closer, Tang San and Xiao Wu both realized that something was wrong, there were indeed quite a few people gathered at the entrance of the village, most of them were teenagers around their age, and most of them were accompanied by their parents.

A table was placed at the entrance of the village. To Tang San and Xiao Wu's astonishment, there was a somewhat tattered plaque hanging on the wooden arch at the entrance of the village, engraved with five simple words, Shrek Academy .

In front of these five characters, there is also a green head, which looks like the head of a humanoid monster.Green, a little cute.The old man behind the table also wore a similar green round badge on his chest.It should be the school badge of Shrek Academy.

"No way." Xiao Wu jumped off Tang San's back, looked at the plaque in surprise, and then looked back at Tang San, both of them felt a little stunned.

At this time, I saw two or five old men standing on the stage. The picture should not be too scary.

I saw five old and strong men wearing hula skirts, showing sexy lines and curvy muscles, standing on the stage and dancing hula.

They stood on the stage and twisted crazily, feeling extremely good about themselves, but the people next to them had already started pointing.

ha?
Seeing this scene, Tang San and Xiao Wu were instantly stunned.

What is this operation?
After a while, they finally stopped dancing. At this time, a white-haired old man took the microphone and said loudly: "Welcome everyone to Shrek Academy!"

"This is the best college to make your life legends. You only need to pay one hundred gold soul coins to apply for the exam here. How about it? Does anyone want to apply for our school?" The white-haired old man put on a proud face posture, shouted.

"This?"

"Is it the way I opened it wrong?" Tang San rubbed his eyes and looked again.

That's right, several teachers from Shrek Academy are dancing a hula dance.

"Is this the Shrek Academy that Master said?"

"Xiao San, I think we should go back, I suddenly feel that Xiaoyaomen is very good." Xiao Wu said immediately.

Tang San smiled wryly and said: "It's all here, let's have a look and talk."

At this time, there were about a hundred applicants in front of them, and many of them were frowning, apparently holding the same thoughts as Xiao Wu.

"Did you make a mistake, is this the so-called soul master academy, or an academy that claims to be a Viscount of the Empire after graduation?"

"This college is really broken, and these teachers, don't they have a sick mind!"

"Father, I don't want to go to school here, it's too embarrassing. I'd better go to Soto Intermediate Soul Master Academy. How to put it, I was considered a genius when I was in the Junior Academy."

"Since it's already here, just wait a little longer, maybe this is a test."

There are definitely many similar conversations among the queued crowd, and most of the teenagers and their parents have deep disappointment on their faces.

Tang San's gaze didn't stay on these applicants for too long, he looked at the front of the team, that is, the registration place, his eyesight and hearing were improved under the effect of Xuantian Kung, he could vaguely hear the people there. dialogue.

"After watching our welcome mode, do you really want to join our big family? If you want to, go there and pay the registration fee!" the old man continued.

After finishing speaking, half of the people left here immediately, and the remaining half of the people were not willing to pay the money. It seemed that they all wanted to wait and see.

At this time, a big black-haired man came forward and said secretly: "Boss Fu, your method doesn't seem to work! If we can't recruit students this year, our college will really go bankrupt!"

"Wait a minute, isn't there still half of the people here?" the white-haired old man said lightly.

At this time, the black-haired strong man said: "Boss, if you take it easy and accept some ordinary disciples, I think there are still people who are willing to sign up. If you still only accept geniuses, I don't think there will be any recruits this year." .”

The white-haired old man said lightly: "Wuji, have you forgotten the original intention of our school? What is Shrek? Shrek is a monster. We want to recruit that kind of monster students. Everything else can be changed, but only this One point, absolutely cannot be changed, people who cannot be called monsters, it is impossible for me to let them enter Shrek Academy!"

Zao Wou-ki silently retreated to the back. At this moment, Flender shouted again: "Our Shrek Academy is very good, everyone must know the graduation standards of our academy, you can't graduate if you don't become a soul sect, that is to say As long as you send your child in, we will train him as a soul sect and send him out!"

"Of course it's not that simple to enter our Shrek Academy. You can only enter after passing our approval. Are you ready?" After Flender finished speaking.

There were many boos in the crowd.

"This kind of crappy school still has requirements? It looks like a scam at first glance, so let's go!"

"Even if I become a soul sect, I don't want my son to suffer like this, let's go!"

"Hey, I thought Shrek Academy was some kind of special academy, but I didn't expect it to be like this. It seems that it came for nothing!"

Everyone shook their heads and left here.

At this time, only one-third of the people remained.

"It seems that those who stay are those who want to apply for our Shrek Academy, so let's come and take the test!" Flender said with a smile.

At this time, a little boy walked over tremblingly.

"Boy, release your martial spirit." Flender said lightly.

At this time, the little boy released his martial spirit, and a sickle appeared in the air.

"Wuhun sickle, a fifteenth-level soul master."

Flender shook his head at him.

Then a few more people came over one after another, but none of them met the requirements.

At this moment, a child about ten years old came up. He was dressed in white, with blond hair, exuding an aristocratic aura, and a pair of eyes emitting evil light. He looked very extraordinary.

I saw him walking up, releasing his martial spirit in an instant, and suddenly, he heard a tiger roar, and a golden light pierced his body.

"Dai Mubai, White Tiger with Evil Eyes, Level 22 Great Soul Master!"

(End of this chapter)