My Shared Girl Killer

Chapter 57

"Teacher, I've been reading some foreign textbooks recently. I saw some funny questions. I'll translate them into Chinese and ask you. I hope you can help me answer them, okay?"

Foreign textbooks...

Xu Shanshan: "..."

Chen Feng smiled and nodded.

"Mr. Xu, you may find these questions rather boring, but these are relatively common questions abroad, so I hope you can listen patiently and then answer me as much as possible."

"Uh...you...you can ask."

Xu Shanshan always felt that she was being tricked by someone, and her premonition was very bad, but even so, she still could only prepare to listen to his questions and then answer them.

"What stuff has four, but I only have two."

"leg."

Xu Shanshan replied immediately.

"What's in my pants but not in yours?"

Gah!
Pants... pants...

Xu Shanshan blushed at that time, this kid is a boy, she is a girl, he has Ding Ding, but she doesn't.

Xu Shanshan knew the answer, but she didn't know how to answer it.

Although she is a college student, she shouldn't have any resistance to such a question, let alone she is a teacher, so it shouldn't be difficult to answer such a question.

"Yes Yes……"

Xu Shanshan hesitated for a long time, her face was red and her whole body was burning hot.

Is this kid trying to play tricks?
Ask him to ask questions, and the result is good. He has made up such boring questions for you, and he is really drunk under the banner of foreign teaching materials.

The more Xu Shanshan thought about it, the angrier she became, she cast a coquettish look at Chen Feng, and suddenly felt a little coquettish, "Chen Feng, did you do it on purpose? This... what kind of problem is this?"

Gah!
Chen Feng made a surprised expression, looked at Xu Shanshan's blushing and beating heart, and then smiled lightly, "Teacher, what's wrong with you? Why is your face so red all of a sudden? Is it because you have a fever? How about I help you?" Look, my mother said that if your head is hot, you can't feel it with your hands, you can put your head against your head, so you can feel the other person's temperature more clearly."

"Chen Feng, you did it on purpose!"

Xu Shanshan was in a hurry, Chen Feng looked innocent, "Teacher, I'm asking a question, why are you in a hurry?"

"How can you ask such a question? This... How can someone answer such a question! Really..."

"Uh, there's nothing I can't answer. I have some in my pants, but you don't have them in your pants. Isn't it just a pocket..."

"Huh? Mouth...pocket?"

She was wearing a skirt and Chen Feng was wearing jeans, as if his answer was barely correct.

Xu Shanshan's face became hotter and hotter. Originally, only the cheeks on both sides of her face were red, but now it's all right, and the redness reaches her neck.

day!
What's wrong with me?
Could it be that my thoughts are not pure enough...

Xu Shanshan suddenly felt guilty, as if she had made a huge mistake.

Misblaming Chen Feng, Xu Shanshan tried her best to restrain her mood and try to keep her mood as peaceful as possible.

"You... do you have any other questions?"

Xu Shanshan pretended to be calm and coughed a few times, thinking that what Chen Feng asked might be a question similar to a sharp turn in the brain from abroad, so she stabilized her mood and prepared to continue answering.

"Teacher, I want to ask a few more questions."

"Okay, you can say a few more words at a time, and let me sort out my thoughts."

Xu Shanshan said calmly.

"okay."

Chen Feng looked serious and suppressed a smile, "Question [-], what is so hard that when it stabs someone, they will tremble all over."

This……

Xu Shanshan's face was already red and she was sweating coldly.

"Question two, what words start with F, end with K, and have the meaning of exciting."

day!
this question...

Xu Shanshan's scalp was numb, and she couldn't believe the pure purpose behind such a question. Her eyes swept towards Chen Feng, and she was very angry.

But she was worried that she was thinking wildly. After all, she had misunderstood Chen Feng once just now, and she was afraid that if she blamed him again, she would make herself even more embarrassed.

From the corner of Chen Feng's eyes, he caught a glimpse of Xu Shanshan's blushing and shy face, and smiled triumphantly, "Teacher Xu, I have one last question."

"Also... still?"

Xu Shanshan burst into tears.

The first few questions alone are nonsensical enough to make it impossible to answer, and Xu Shanshan can think of all the answers that make her blush.

The answer to the first question is hard and thorny, and it can make people tremble. Isn't that a man's...

The second question, English words, start with F, end with K, and have exciting meanings, so what is it if it’s not FUCK?
Xu Shanshan didn't dare to listen any more, but before she could say anything, Chen Feng had already asked his third question, "What has holes in it, it feels very comfortable when you blow it, sometimes it's uncomfortable Will it still drip?"

collapse!

Now Xu Shanshan wants to die, and the more she listens, the more evil she feels. She clenches her fists tightly, and can no longer bear all this!

"Chen Feng!"

Xu Shanshan stood up abruptly, with an angry look, as if she was going to eat Chen Feng.

"Old... teacher, you are..."

"Hmph! What's the problem? Let me tell you, there's something wrong with your mind!"

Xu Shanshan looked at Chen Feng angrily, with a coquettish tone, as if she couldn't stand this kid.

"Ah? Teacher, I... what's wrong with me?"

Chen Feng pretended to be innocent, Xu Shanshan bit the corner of her lips, looking at Chen Feng's appearance, she was really angry and funny.

"Think for yourself! Don't you know what your questions mean?"

"I know."

knowledge?

When Xu Shanshan heard what Chen Feng said, she became even more annoyed.

"You still come to play tricks on me if you know? Chen Feng, don't think that the dean asked me to take care of you and say that you are from abroad, so you can do whatever you want. If you do this again, I will drive you out."

"Why? I didn't do anything."

Chen Feng continued to pretend, seeing that Xu Shanshan misunderstood deeply, but he was not busy explaining, but was secretly happy in his heart.

This is what he wanted. The more Xu Shanshan misunderstood him now, the more embarrassed and guilty she would feel later. At that time, it was an excellent time to take advantage of it.

Xu Shanshan really got the trick, her coquettish and shy appearance is very cute, "You still say! You have already asked such a question, what do you want to do?"

She was the only one in the dormitory, Chen Feng was tall and strong, she was a little flustered, afraid that this kid would suddenly do something that shouldn't be done on impulse.

"Teacher, what's the matter with you? I just asked a few questions, why are you so nervous?"

Chen Feng smirked mischievously, and raised his eyebrows a few times.

"You don't even look at what question you're asking!"

Xu Shanshan bit the corner of her lips, wishing she could find a crack in the ground and get in.

"It's an ordinary question. This is an intellectual problem in foreign countries, but it is often misunderstood. Generally, only people with less pure thoughts will think wildly. Teacher, you are not that kind of person, are you?"

"I……"

(End of this chapter)