Conan: I am a Ke scholar

Chapter 42 The Eel's Last Words (Thank you for your support, add another chapter)
"Ahhhh!"

Yuanzi scratched her hair angrily, she really couldn't accept the fact that she was abused by an elementary school student.

Looking at his 0-22-0 record, and then at Angela dancing beside his corpse.

Yuanzi went completely crazy, she wanted to smash the game console in her hand, but she just lifted it up, and she was a little bit reluctant, what if it was smashed and it was gone?
She silently put down the game console in her hand, and when she turned around, she saw the mocking eyes of the three little devils.

"You're still a high school student!" Yuan Tai flew to Yuanzi with a knife and stabbed it in Yuanzi's chest.

"Better than me." Ayumi couldn't imagine that a person could be 0-22-0, which has reached a very good level.

The same is Angela, why is your garden so good?

Mitsuhiko stabbed in again, "Let me just say, I have a flat chest and no brains."

Sonoko was stabbed three times suddenly, and her whole body trembled. She became more and more angry, and she saw Conan who was laughing out of the corner of her eye.

A fist hammered over and hit Conan's head heavily.

Conan: ? ? ?
"Little devil, play more games and read less detective books. A childhood without playing games is not a childhood." Yuanzi said righteously, and then punched him again.

"Huh!" Yuanzi exhaled, she felt much more comfortable, "Again, six out of ten rounds."

"Come again?" Yuan Tai was a little impatient, "You are too good."

"That's right, don't play this game. It really lowers the level of our elementary school students and blackmails our elementary school students." Ayumi said contemptuously. Be scolded by the other side.

Then Yuanzi said that she was a primary school student, which was really a slander to the primary school students.

"And this is already the fifth round. One round decides the outcome, two wins in three rounds, three wins in five rounds, four wins in seven rounds, five wins in nine rounds, and now six out of ten rounds."

Mitsuhiko said helplessly: "It has been changed so many times, when will it be the first?"

Yuanzi was also a little embarrassed, no longer the arrogance just now, and muttered softly, "Last time, last time."

At this time, Si Yi was worried in the kitchen, "Little master, what do you think should be done?"

Food Maker 2.0 has also been modified by Si Yi, with weak artificial intelligence, referred to as mentally retarded.

Little Master: "A woman is a troublesome creature."

"I want to make something that women want to eat."

"It's a nuisance."

"Because women have different tastes and different minds."

"So women are not good things."

Si Yi covered his face, he shouldn't have asked this mentally handicapped person, how did he come to this conclusion?

Si Yi thought for a while, and it seemed to make sense, he sighed, "Young master, remember this conclusion, don't say it in front of other women, especially a woman named Xiaolan, I'm afraid of your life Not sure."

He had already expected it, Xiao Lan said his conclusion, and in a rage, Xiao Lan smashed the gourmet machine flat with her fist.

Little boss: "After receiving the order, Xiaolan is a woman, and Xiaolan is a dangerous person."

"From this inference, a woman is neither a good thing nor a dangerous person."

Si Yi was almost scared to the ground. How did this logic work out? He patted the gourmet food maker 2.0, feeling very helpless.

At the beginning, he wanted to create a butler Jarvis like Iron Man, that is a very powerful artificial intelligence, which is suitable as an assistant.

But Si Yigao looked at his own mental strength, and he couldn't meet the production conditions at all, and the artificial intelligence he finally created was the artificial mentally retarded person in front of him.

For his own personal safety, Si Yi decides what to cook by himself. Asking this mentally handicapped person may cost his life.

What do women like to eat?

Why not think about Detective Boys and Conan?

Si Yi said that the Detective Boys eat whatever they have, they are not picky at all, everything is delicious.

As for Conan, he is not a human being, so there is no need to consider his existence, and naturally he does not need to consider his opinion.

Si Yi thought for a while, and according to his previous experience, girls like to drink desserts.

If you have it, you can make porridge yourself, a piece of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and a piece of sweet eight-treasure porridge, both delicious and beautiful, so they can't find any faults.

Preserved egg and lean meat porridge is relatively simple, but eight-treasure porridge is more difficult. Eight-treasure porridge is mainly made of black glutinous rice, and red beans, lentils, white lentils, red dates, lotus seeds, longan, yam, lily, wolfberry, gorgon, barley and other ingredients are added. production.

Don't ask him how he knew, it was full of tears. As a doctor of science and engineering, it is already very good to be able to cook a bowl of porridge. After a long time, I will remember it.

Although my cooking skills in the previous life were not good, it was better than cooking instant noodles.

It just so happened that he still had a lot of ingredients he bought yesterday, which is more than enough to make a meal of eight-treasure porridge.

Look at mine, try my handicraft, Si Yi took the kitchen knife and found that he was not as tall as the cabinet, so he silently put down the kitchen knife.

"It's decided, it's you, Little Master!" Si Yi poured all the ingredients into the gourmet machine.

"Directional request, eight-treasure porridge, sweet taste, Liu Maoxing level."

"Yes, master." The little head flickered, and then began to buzz.

Si Yi nodded in satisfaction. The gourmet food maker has been gradually perfected after his second-generation upgrade. Except for the artificial mental retardation system, everything else has met Si Yi's requirements.

"what!"

Another scream came from the living room, Si Yi shrugged helplessly, it was Yuanzi's voice.

Why do you want to do it again?
Within a few minutes of him entering the kitchen to cook, Yuanzi had already wailed dozens of times. Counting the time, Yuanzi would almost die when the spring water came out.

It's so pitiful, Si Yi chuckled, made you so arrogant just now, and showed you what is the fear of elementary school students.

Si Yi turned his attention to the eel that was alive and kicking in the kitchen, and promised that Yuan Tai's eel rice was a must.

Looking at the eels splashing in the water, Si Yi smiled evilly, "Come to the bowl!"

Soon, Si Yi's whole body was covered with water. This eel is not a good thing. After bullying Si for a year, he was so weak that he couldn't catch it, so he kept thumping there.

"Damn, can I still beat you with a fish?"

Si Yi thought angrily, bullying me was a seven-year-old elementary school student. He walked out of the kitchen and came back after a while, holding Thor's Hammer in his hand.

"thump."

Si Yi threw Thor's Hammer into the pool, the eel was taken aback, but found nothing unusual, and swam around safely.

"Turn on combat mode."

"Battle mode is on."

Thor's Hammer instantly released a strong electric spark, and the eel jumped up and down due to the electric shock, but couldn't jump out of the pool.

Soon, the eel was dying, and he said his last words with two mouths, "Young man, you don't talk about martial arts!"

(End of this chapter)