Scene language skills that college students must know

Chapter 40 Scene Forty - When something unexpected happens
Chapter 40 Scene Forty - When something unexpected happens
No matter what kind of person, no matter what they say or do, they hope that there will be no mistakes and accidents, so as not to leave a bad impression on others.
impression.But this is just a wish, and there will inevitably be a distance between the wish and the reality, but if there is an unexpected situation,

, if you can adapt to the situation and deal with it flexibly, you can turn defects into perfection. ?
If there is an unexpected situation, it must be dealt with according to the actual situation.Here are several methods and techniques for straining:

([-]) Analogy answer?

Answering by analogy means that when someone suddenly asks a question that is related to you but is not easy to answer, if you don't answer it will be obvious.
It's embarrassing, so answering at this time requires skill.You'd better find a similar thing for analogy, and use the answer of other things
Answering questions with answers, this method can give people a kind of expressive atmosphere hidden in the needle. ?
For example, at a small get-together, a woman in the audience asked Zhao Benshan: "I heard that you appeared among the national comedians."
The fee is the highest, more than 1 yuan for a show, isn't it? "This question is embarrassing: if Zhao Benshan makes an affirmative answer

Answer, that would be a lot of inconvenience; if it was true, it would be difficult for him to give a negative answer.Faced with such an embarrassing question

To this question, Zhao Benshan did not hesitate to adopt a roundabout method and gave the following answer. ?
Zhao Benshan said: "Your question was raised very suddenly, which unit are you from?"?
"I'm from an electrical distribution company in Dalian," said the lady. ?
"What products do you deal in?" Zhao Benshan asked. ?
"There are video recorders, TV sets, tape recorders..." the woman replied. ?
"How much does a video recorder cost?" "4000 yuan."?
"Then someone gave you four hundred yuan and you sold it?"?
"Of course it can't be sold. The price of a commodity is determined by its value." The woman answered him very simply. ?
"That's right, the value of an actor is determined by the audience."?
What the woman asked was "Is it true that Zhao Benshan paid more than 1 yuan for his appearance?"And Zhao Benshan diverted the topic of the questioner
, instead of "what determines how much an actor charges for appearance", before he showed his hole card, he put aside the problem and went to talk about some

Seemingly irrelevant gossip, after being induced by some analogous gossip, Zhao Benshan made the topic he changed come to the ground.

In this way, it not only avoids positive answers, but also does not leave the impression that the answer is irrelevant to the other party and that the bull's head is wrong, which makes the communication easier.
The atmosphere is very relaxed and harmonious.If Zhao Benshan does not use this alternate method to answer, it is possible to mess up the communicative atmosphere.
So nervous that they broke up. ?
([-]) Topic shift?

In general, the connotation and extension of language used by people in the same thinking process should be definite and logical

The law of identity cannot arbitrarily change the scope of concepts.However, in some special occasions, people can take advantage of the inadequacy of speech itself

Using certainty and ambiguity to "swallow concepts", so that the essential meanings of some concepts in the topics of the two sides of the dialogue are not the same, in order to

have a special communicative effect.This is topic shifting. ?
Using the language skills of "topic shifting" can often achieve unexpected results in daily life, especially in diplomatic activities
.Once, Premier Zhou Enlai hosted a banquet for a group of diplomatic envoys from Eastern Europe.At the banquet, the guests are interested in the Chinese dishes with excellent color, aroma and taste
The dishes were greatly appreciated, and the atmosphere between the guests and the host was warm.At this time, a very elegant clear soup was served, and the winter bamboo shoots in the soup were carved into Chinese

The traditional auspicious pattern "?", but these winter bamboo shoots turned over in the soup and turned into a fascist symbol "?"

Foreign guest
Seeing this pattern, he was surprised: "Why is there a fascist symbol in this dish?" Premier Zhou first explained to the guests: "This is

Our Chinese "ten thousand" pattern symbolizes "auspicious ten thousand virtues, good fortune and long life", expressing good wishes to our guests. "catch
, the Prime Minister picked up a piece of winter bamboo shoots and said humorously: "It doesn't matter even if it is a fascist symbol.

Sith, eat it! "The guests laughed loudly after hearing this, and the atmosphere of the banquet became more friendly and enthusiastic. As a result, this dish was eaten a lot.
Clean up. ?
Changing the topic according to the circumstances is sometimes an effective way to refute the opponent. Former British Prime Minister Wilson's campaign speech just
He was halfway through when a troublemaker interrupted him with a loud voice: "Shit! Garbage!", belittling his words for nothing.prestige
Facing the screaming troublemaker, Ersen smiled slightly, and then said calmly: "Sir, I'm going to talk about you soon."
The issue of mess was raised. "The troublemaker was instantly rendered speechless by him.?
Of course, when we use this "topic transfer technique", we should notice that the transferred topic should have a certain connection with the original topic.

If there is a lack of contact, it is impossible to "change the subject" to receive the desired effect.

([-]) New explanations for old words?

When you get caught or cause embarrassment by saying something, it helps if you can explain new meaning and make sense of it
To get you out of a bad situation.Here are two such examples: ?

It is said that one midsummer, Liu Luoguo and Liu Yong took off his clothes and put his braids on top of his head, and read the manuscript of "Siku Quanshu" at his desk.
Suddenly Emperor Qianlong came to the courtyard.It was too late for him to get dressed, so he slid under the table, put the table on the table, and waited for the emperor

After walking out and then coming out, Qianlong saw it.Qianlong sat down and signaled the surrounding people to be quiet.Seeing that there was no movement, Liu Yong was worried.
Thinking that the emperor must be gone, it was hot and uncomfortable, so he lifted the tablecloth and exposed his head and asked, "Has the old man left?"

Annoyed Qianlong: "Liu Yong, don't be rude, what an old man, other crimes can be forgiven, why do you call me an old man? If you say no
If you make sense, you will be sentenced to death immediately. "?
Liu Yong did not rush, and calmly replied: "The three words old man are recognized by everyone, and they are not invented by the minister. Rong Chen said in detail: The emperor said

Long live, if you live ten thousand years, wouldn't you be old?The emperor is the lord of the people, isn't he the head?The emperor is the son of the real dragon, isn't he a son?the old man
Son, these three characters are short for it. "Qianlong laughed loudly when he heard this, and said: "Liu Yong, who is eloquent, even though Su Qin and Zhang
It's beyond the reach of instrument regeneration!I forgive you, get up! "Liu Yong saved his life with his eloquent tongue.?
In a quick-answer meeting of a quiz competition, the host asked: "What does the 'three cardinal principles' of the three cardinal guides and five constant principles refer to?"?
A female student hurriedly replied: "The minister guides the ruler, the son guides the father, and the wife guides the husband." Her answer just reversed the relationship between the three.

It fell, causing roars of laughter. ?
The female student had an idea, and immediately added: "What are you laughing at, I'm talking about the 'New Three Guidelines'."?
The host asked suspiciously: "How to explain?"?
The female student said calmly: "Now, the people of our country are the masters of the country and the masters of the country. Leaders, no matter how old they are
, are public servants of the people, isn't it true that the minister is the ruler?At present, the country implements family planning, and a couple is only allowed to have one child.

Child, this child has become the little emperor of his parents, isn't it the son who guides the father?In many families, the rights of the wife far outweigh the
Husband, "strict wife management" and "model husband" are popular everywhere. Isn't this the wife who guides the husband? "?
What a "new three cardinal principles"!Before the words were finished, the students all applauded the female student's ability to adapt to changes.

([-]) Do you understand the homophony?

Homophonic identification is a pragmatic technique that cleverly uses the language material itself to match the phonetics of objective things, puns, and interesting interpretations of homonyms.
skillful. ?
On the evening of the New Year's Eve, the whole family is watching TV with great interest.The old man accidentally knocked over the thermos bottle, only to hear a "bang"
With a loud sound, the bottle was shattered and the water spilled all over the floor.The younger generation didn't say anything, but the old man felt awkward, thinking that the New Year's Eve would break something.
West is unlucky.The wise daughter-in-law said: "It's okay, it's okay. According to the old saying, it's still a good thing, it's called 'Sui Sui (
Sui Sui) Ping An'.Let’s talk about breaking the old level (water bottle) this year, and come to a new level (water bottle) next year. Our family’s life is beyond the water bottle.

The higher the level is! "A few words made the old man happy.?
Here, the homonym is used to change the meaning, which suddenly changed the nature of this matter and gave it a new connotation.Satisfy the desire to do business
The old people's mentality of benefit, so that the whole family can celebrate the New Year happily.

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