God's pride begins with sleep

Chapter 184 Yes, I'm Scum

"Wow!? Gu Tongzhou, have you surrendered? Is that how you surrendered? That's all? You are a man, how can you just surrender so casually?" Zheng Yu's eyes widened, his hands resting on his chin, his face full Looking at Gu Tongzhou in shock, he said.

"Then what should I do? I'm sure, I can't drink her anymore? Do you want me to drink to death here?" Gu Tongzhou rolled his eyes and said with an exaggerated expression.

Gu Tongzhou is already a little drunk now, so his voice is not controlled at all, his expression is exaggerated, and he dances from time to time.

Well, it looks a little silly, a little silly and a little funny.

"No? Even if you admit defeat, you shouldn't be so direct, right? It looks like you're cowardly." Zheng Yu curled his lips in disdain, looked at Gu Tongzhou, and said with a smile.

"Why are you so cowardly? This is to figure out your own position!" Gu Tongzhou patted the table and said solemnly, with a serious tone.

But the flushed face is still a bit funny, the contrast is too strong.

"That's right, why did you get discouraged? This is to figure out your own position. Do you really have to work hard? Isn't it just a drink? Is it necessary to work so hard? It's good to go to the end." Xu Yan laughed first. He made a sound, and then seriously defended Gu Tongzhou.

"Yo! Is this a husband and a wife following suit? Or, I feel distressed and can't bear it?" Zheng Yu squinted his eyes, looked at Xu Yan, and asked with a smile, with a teasing tone.

"Just discussing the matter, please don't talk nonsense." Xu Yan rolled her eyes and said plausibly.

"Oh, I believe your gui, Deng Lijing, do you believe her words?" Zheng Yu pouted, looked at Deng Lijing who was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai with a smile, and asked with a smile.

"It's obvious, Xu Yan from our family is obviously speaking for Gu Tongzhou. Damn, I don't know if it's Xu Yan from our family." Deng Lijing gently picked up a glass of wine and poured it into her mouth easily Li, said with a smile.

This woman is outrageous, she drank Gu Tongzhou to the point of confusion, and then she hasn't changed a bit, she just changed too much.

Are you afraid that you won't be drunk at all?

"You two are talking nonsense, be careful I will tear your mouths apart." Xu Yan bit her lip and said angrily at Zheng Yu and Deng Lijing.

"Oh, I'm so scared, you'd better send your family Gu Tongzhou back, and then tear our mouths apart." Zheng Yu curled his lips and said nonchalantly, looking at Xu Yan provocatively, his tone Said jokingly.

"Yes, I feel that you are going to send him home." Deng Lijing also nodded with a smile, looked at Xu Yan and said.

"Do you want me to take you home?" Xu Yan rolled her eyes, looked at Gu Tongzhou, and asked with a smile.

"Well, of course I do." Gu Tongzhou pursed his lips and said with a smile.

Although he was a little dazed, the nature of the old pervert still made him make such a choice.

"Bah, you want peaches! Impossible, a little girl like me will send you a big man home? Is that plausible? You can stay here to rest today, anyway, the place is not small enough for you to sleep in." Xu Yan wrote She curled her lips, patted Gu Tongzhou's cheek, and said angrily.

"Hey, are you so ruthless?" Zheng Yu said with a smile.

"That's right, he's still a friend anyway, why treat him like this?" Deng Lijing looked at Xu Yan with a smile and asked teasingly.

"He's a big man with rough skin and thick flesh. He can be anywhere. I don't need to send him back. As for ruthlessness? You don't know the most poisonous woman's heart? Besides, I don't think he's drunk at all. "Xu Yan said with a smile.

"That's okay, let him stay here, let's go to my house to play together? Are you going to sleep in my house?" Deng Lijing nodded indifferently, and then said with a smile.

"Okay."

Soon, the three of them reached an agreement, and they were about to call for help.

"Hey, are you really throwing me here? I'm obviously not drunk yet, okay? I can still hear what you're saying. When you talk, don't you want to be so unscrupulous? I'm very sad." Gu Tongzhou Couldn't help it anymore, blinked, looked at a few people, and said speechlessly.

"Then, are you going to my house to play?" Deng Lijing pursed her lips and looked at Gu Tongzhou with a smile.

"Go, why don't you go." Gu Tongzhou nodded and said indifferently.

"Hey, you're a boy, we three girls, you want to stay under the same roof with us, you're very brave, don't you plan to do something wrong?" Zheng Yu patted Gu Tongzhou's shoulder and said with a smile.

"How is it possible? I came here as a gentleman, and I was given the nickname, honest and reliable little man." Gu Tongzhou shrugged and said with a smile.

Anyway, now that I am drunk, I can say whatever I want, and then just blame everything on drinking.

"What do you think? Take him there?" Zheng Yu looked at Xu Yan and asked with a smile.

"Well, okay?" Xu Yan pursed her lips and said with a smile.

"All right." Deng Lijing nodded and agreed.

Soon, several people came to Deng Lijing's house.

Well, a very large villa, very luxurious, at first glance, it is not something ordinary rich people can afford.

But Gu Tongzhou didn't really care, anyway, he had the Shenhao system, and sooner or later he would have these things.

Anything that has to do with money doesn't matter at all.

"What are you playing at night?" Zheng Yu said with a smile.

"I don't know." Xu Yan said with a smile, then glanced at Gu Tongzhou.

"Gu Tongzhou! You are going tonight, take a shower and go to bed. The three of us are playing on our own. You are not suitable to be here." Zheng Yu immediately understood, looked at Gu Tongzhou, waved his hand and said.

"Huh? Aren't you? Why don't you take me to play?" Gu Tongzhou opened his eyes wide and looked at everyone with doubts.

"We three girls are playing together, why are you joining in the fun? You want to take advantage of us?" Zheng Yu curled his lips and said solemnly, talking quickly and aggressively.

Gu Tongzhou pursed his lips, and looked at Xu Yan with some grievances.

"Pfft, don't be so wronged? Cough cough, you are redundant." Xu Yan also nodded, looked at Gu Tongzhou and said with a smile.

"You are too much, (_)." Gu Tongzhou looked at Xu Yan resentfully, and said unhappily.

"Hey, don't be unhappy. You must be tired after drinking so much. Take a hot bath and go to bed early." Xu Yan put her hand on Gu Tongzhou's forehead and said with a smile.

Just like a mother coaxing a child.

"Hmph! Got it. Where is the bathroom? Do you have men's clothes? Do you have new towels?" Gu Tongzhou rolled his eyes, curled his lips, and said to Deng Lijing.

"The bathroom is there. I don't have any clothes, but there are women's sweaters and shirts. You should be able to wear them. They are all new. There are also towels." Deng Lijing nodded and said with a smile.

"Then help me take it." Gu Tongzhou shrugged and said with a smile.

"Ah."

"Give me a room." Gu Tongzhou said with a smile.

"That's the one, the quilts and everything have been made, you can live in directly." Deng Lijing pointed to a room casually and said with a smile.

"Well, then I hope you have a good time tonight." Gu Tongzhou rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"Well, you must have fun." Zheng Yu looked at Gu Tongzhou and said with a smile.

through!You little bastard, is this too much?If it weren't for you having a boyfriend, I would try my best to put you on the bed to cultivate the land, and I would call you Dad.

Hey hey?No, even if she has a boyfriend, I can still do it, right?

As the saying goes, although a famous flower has an owner, it must loosen the soil. As long as the hoe is well swung, there is no corner to dig it down.

It's just a little immoral.

But this hobby of Cao Aman is really exciting.

Gu Tongzhou's thoughts suddenly let go.

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After taking a shower and drying his hair, Gu Tongzhou lay on the bed and started playing with his mobile phone. From time to time, he could hear the woman upstairs shouting.

If it wasn't for sleeping here, Gu Tongzhou wouldn't have believed that the goddess Gao Leng Fan in front of these people would be so presumptuous?

Howl unscrupulously, showing the essence of sand sculpture.

"Hey, Huanhuan, do you miss me?" Gu Tongzhou said with a smile while holding his mobile phone
That's right, Gu Tongzhou is going to call all his confidante here.

It's just doing this kind of thing in Xu Yan's best friend's room. Although it feels a bit uncomfortable, Gu Tongzhou doesn't care at all. After all, who told you that I'm superfluous?

Besides, Gu Tongzhou has already stepped on several boats, does he still care about such small things?
"Oh, no, I'm very busy today, and I've been playing with my roommate from morning to night." Su Huan on the other end of the phone said with a smile.

"I'm sad, I've been thinking about you all the time today, and I want to sleep with you." Gu Tongzhou smiled, and said in a serious manner at first, and then his tone suddenly changed, a little wretched and a little teasing.

"Gu Tongzhou! What are you talking about! You, rascal! Shameless, shameless! Smelly, shameless!" Su Huan on the other end of the phone said angrily.

"We're old couples, so we don't need to treat each other like guests, right? Just joking around will help us get closer." Gu Tongzhou didn't feel embarrassed at all, and still said with a smile.

That's right, in front of your girlfriend, there's no need to put on airs and be reserved, if you miss her, you miss her, if you want to sleep with her and get up together, just say so.

This is love.

"You're shameless." Su Huan snorted angrily, and said unhappily.

"Hey, let's not talk about this, lest I look like a rascal, did you really miss me today? To be honest, otherwise, I would really be sad." Gu Tongzhou said with a smile.

"Well, I've thought about it, are you satisfied?" Su Huan said with a smile.

"Well, I'm not satisfied enough, why don't you give me a kiss?" Gu Tongzhou said with a smile.

"No."

"Well~ what do you want, what do you want, I'm your favorite little baby." Gu Tongzhou's voice suddenly became whiny, pleading pitifully.

"Ouch! Sure enough, once the boy gets up, there will be nothing wrong with the girl." Su Huan retched, and then said speechlessly.

"Hey, do you agree or not? Just kiss me." Gu Tongzhou smiled happily and continued to plead.

"Puff, you're so funny. Alright, alright, I promise you, okay?" Su Huan burst out laughing, and said with a smile.

"Well, hurry up." Gu Tongzhou restored his original voice and said with a smile.

"mua(°з°)-, how do you like it? Do you like it? Is it fragrant? Is it sweet?" Su Huan asked with a smile.

"Satisfied, it's fragrant, sweet, soft and warm, Su Huan, I love you the most." Gu Tongzhou said with a smile.

It's true, among so many women in Gu Tongzhou, he really loves Su Huan, Bai Yueguang, whom he has liked since high school.

"Bah, glib." Su Huan over there curled her lips, her cheeks were slightly pink, and the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, showing a hint of shyness, happiness, and joy.

Tsk, look, the boyfriend is handsome, has a good-looking skin that is one in a million, and also has a unique and interesting soul, and he is not straight. Which girl would not like it?

"Oh, I'm obviously telling the truth, why are you so glib? Don't question my preference for you." Gu Tongzhou curled his lips and said solemnly.

You see, the real scumbags use words so rigorously, and their preference perfectly interprets Gu Tongzhou's love for Su Huan.

"Hahaha, why are you so good at talking, I was amused by you with just a few words." Su Huan said with a smile.

"Maybe we are too suitable, each other's words are very tacit, and let the other party follow it very well." Gu Tongzhou also said with a smile.

"Haha, you are so good at talking, don't talk about this, otherwise, I will have wrinkles from laughing. By the way, how are you doing today?" Su Huan asked with a smile.

"Me? I'm a big man, what else can I do? I went back to Xiangtan by car, and then I had a frustrating meal with my roommates, and then we played games and chatted together. Now I'm in my villa in Xiangtan It." Gu Tongzhou said with a smile.

A mouthful of lies came out without any flaws, without any pause, as if they had been rehearsed in advance.

Tsk, this is the basic quality that a professional scumbag should possess.

When telling a lie, it must be true, without any hesitation, after all, hesitation will lead to defeat.

"Oh, what are you eating? Is there anything delicious?" As a pure and clean girl, Su Huan didn't realize that Gu Tongzhou was lying to her, and just asked with a smile.

"It's nothing, Xiangtan doesn't have anything delicious at all, it's all ordinary, very average." Gu Tongzhou continued to make up nonsense.

Pay attention, since there is nothing delicious in Xiangtan, then at this time, you must not just make up something that doesn't exist there, otherwise, you will leave a loophole.

In the future, your girlfriend may ask you to take her there.

Someone will definitely ask, will girls remember it?

Here, let me tell you, don't doubt girls' memory, this is the lesson of the blood and tears of the predecessors.

"It's a pity, I still want you to take me to eat delicious food."

Well, if you don't need it, you will be in a hurry immediately.

"Hey, I can go back to Junsha and take you to eat? Anyway, it's close." Gu Tongzhou said with a smile.

"Too."

After a long time, Gu Tongzhou hung up the phone with Su Huan, then picked up another mobile phone, and called Sun Jiayan.

That's right, another phone.

After all, fighting alone is too dangerous.

(End of this chapter)