The little princess tames the prince

Chapter 628 The Wind Will Move (6)
"This joke is not funny. If you say it's a baby, the baby still doesn't understand." Sister Zhen retorted with a curved mouth and a smile in her eyes.The cousin made fun of Shen Xiaozhen again.Zhao She continued: "There was a man who took a leather monkey to see plum blossoms..."

Sister Zhen shook Zhao She's big hand and said, "Change it to another one." Zhao She couldn't hold it and laughed first: "Whether you want to hear it or not, it's gone."

"Mother, I'll give you plum blossoms." The leather monkey really came, and Brother Yu came over with a bunch of plum blossoms.The child was impatient, impatient to walk in the snow, and slipped after running a few steps.He was dressed thickly and sturdy, and as soon as he got up, he heard a few "plops" behind him, and several people fell down.

It's all about Zhao You's people.

The elder son patted his fat butt in wonder: "I fell first, you should be careful." Two of them fell hard, grinned and said: "Master is a blessed person, and there are passing gods to protect him. .”

The big cluster of plum blossoms was sent to the mother, and the mother was also speechless. She was asking the father: "That place is very slippery."

Zhao She smiled lightly and didn't say anything, he picked off a sprig of plum blossoms and pinned it in Zhenjie's hair, and took her to another place.

At noon, I put down the case table under the plum grove, all bright red against the plum blossoms above my head, and Zhan Qi wrote the first line of a poem: "Exquisite and beautiful," and the following, let Mr. Yu go to couplet: "Two or three branches of light snow. Wild path rouge color, "

The people below then connected.

Sister Zhen was wearing a thick windbreaker and her snow cap hadn't gone yet, she held the stove with a smile on her lips, and glanced at Mrs. Zuo from time to time.When Zuo Junjie saw the couplet, he stood up with his eyes wide open and said: "Plum blossoms are good as firewood, but they don't burn."

Everyone managed to hold back and didn't laugh. Looking at Ni Guan who was sitting under Zuo Junjie, Ni Guan scratched his head and would not speak. Mrs. Ni next to him whispered a few words. Ni Guan was overjoyed and said loudly: "Since you don't If it burns, cut off two more branches."

"Haha," the world seemed to be full of laughter.Zuo Junjie laughed twice, holding a pig's trotter with wine in his hand, and cursed: "You kid is rubbing off on me,"

Seeing the prince holding the concubine who was pale with laughter in his arms and rubbing it for her, Zuo Junjie stared at his wife and said in a low voice: "Laugh!" He pulled his wife over and patted Madam Zuo twice clumsily. Next, push her to sit up again, and said: "Okay."

Seeing this scene, sister Zhen, who had just stopped laughing, leaned over Zhao She and started laughing again.Zhao She's face darkened: "Don't laugh, you can't laugh!"

Sister Zhen stopped laughing, and occasionally glanced at the laughing people in the audience, and felt that the laughter was bursting upwards.She looked at Zhao Shehu's stern face, and after a while she smiled and said, "I'm fine."

Zuo Junjie stood up again and replied: "My lord and concubine, when this plum blossom is burned, it is just for incense, but if you are serious about making firewood, it is better to plant other trees next year."

Sister Zhen chuckled again: "Yes, you are very right, next year," she choked, and then held back, "Plant another tree."

The prince quit. The real sister has a body, so she can't laugh and feel sad.He glared at Zuo Junjie fiercely: "Xiao Xiao Yiqing, if anyone makes the princess laugh out loud, he will be punished with a jar of wine."

"Let your old Zuo know how to shoot, you made a mistake this time. Women have bodies, do you understand? You can't laugh too hard." Ni Guan teased Zuo Junjie in a low voice, Zuo Junjie's eyes sparkled, and he replied in a low voice : "You know what! Since you understand, why are you following me behind? You old Ni is afraid of his wife, but afraid of becoming a woman!"

Madam Ni pretended to be casual and glanced at both sides. Ever since she pretended to be injured, she heard a song called "Qi Chu" in the prince's study. After returning home, she discussed with Ni Guan for a long time. This reputation of being afraid of henpeck had to be removed by Ni Guan.

What the prince said was always in her mind: "You have to learn from the concubine," and the concubine sitting next to the prince with a blushing face and gently shaking his sleeves begged, Madam Ni imprinted it in her mind.

Winking at Ni Guan, Mrs. Ni said unhappily to Zuo Junjie: "You are a woman, don't talk about our master!" Ni Guan shouted: "Get out, gentlemen are talking, how can you interrupt!"

Mrs. Ni was dumbfounded, and said in disbelief: "You? You dare to scold me!" Then she splashed: "You dare to scold me in front of people!" Ni Guan said angrily, "I'm still beating you," raising his hand and slapping it , hesitated, Madam asked acting to restore her reputation in front of the prince, where is the best way to slap her?

If you hit her on the cheek, she will definitely hurt; if you hit her on the head, she will definitely hurt too.While hesitating, Mrs. Ni bumped her head into his slap, took a breath, and suddenly stretched out her hands to grab Ni Guan's sleeves and shook them, and said delicately, "Master, don't hit people."

The audience sprayed wine and burst into laughter.Xu Jindao blocked it with his sleeve, and scolded the general next to him with a low laugh: "These two ignorant things are the most capable of making strange faces!"

Yu Daohao didn't smile, holding a piece of food in his hand, he was still talking in couplets.The sentence has been burned by Zuo Junjie and Ni Guan's plum blossoms, and the connection is impossible.Mr. Yu went on, and continued: "Red plums are like blood, like a rouge tiger." Zhan Qi cleared his throat without laughing, and said calmly, "Jiao Bai is like a pear flower, and he is everywhere in the river."

When the lawsuit started, some people wanted to ask: "It's fair to say that red plums look like rouge tigers, but it's not justified that white plums look like Hedong lions." Zhan Qi calmly explained: "Hedong lions don't necessarily blush when they get angry, maybe they turn pale. So like a white plum."

Zhao She hugged Zhenjie, whose shoulders twitched from laughter, into his arms and coaxed him, and looked angry at Zuo Junjie and Ni Guan: "It's all bastards! Come drink!"

Yu Daohao looked at Zhan Qi, and Zhan Qi looked at Zhang Shizhen. Mr. Zhang was old and prudent this time, pretending not to see.Yu Daohao and Zhan Qi said in a low voice: "My lord has a wrong rhyme."

And the word count is wrong.

Zhao She glared at them again, and spit out two sentences: "This king is a bastard, and I will punish you with wine." Isn't it okay to bully this king?

The voice was not loud, and only the real sister in his arms heard it. The real sister twisted her hands into Zhao She's sleeve twice, smiled and sat down again: "I won't laugh anymore."

Two jars were poured into the mouths of Zuo Junjie and Ni Guan. After the two men shut up and said nothing, Mei Hua was saved from being burned again.

(End of this chapter)