Farm group pet: Koi lucky girl busy farming

Chapter 237 Dalang, drink medicine
"This pig's trotter, you just cleaned it!"

Lin Shiwu looked innocent, blinking innocently.

"Yeah, but isn't that because it's dirty?" A yamen servant didn't quite understand.

Lin Shiwu still blinked and blinked, trying to maintain an innocent look: "Ah? But didn't Brother Shoujiu say that these pig's trotters were contaminated with the poison of the night snake, and they would kill people if they were eaten? So it turns out that as long as you wash them, you will die." Ok?"

Shou Jiu, who had just finished spreading the news to those students and brought Long Hu over: ...

Is this delicate little girl the evil spirit who let him try it just now?
"Miss." He called out expressionlessly.

Lin Shiwu didn't realize he was being caught at all, and he still looked innocent: "Brother Shoujiu is back, you can ask him! I don't know what a night snake is, Master didn't teach it, we There is no one in the village, and he said it was poisonous, so it must be poisonous, right?"

Shoujiu: ...

Why do you feel that you have been blamed invisibly?

Although it is said that these pig's hooves are likely to be poisonous, it is indeed him.

But why do you feel that something is not right?

He wanted to argue two sentences, but he didn't know what to say.

At this time, everyone had already been brought back to their senses by the word Night Snake.

"It is rumored that the night snake is full of poison..."

Some people were even trembling all over, and trotted away from the barbecue stand.

What's more exaggerated, he has already started to induce vomiting, trying to induce all the breath he just sucked in.

"How can such a dangerous thing be made and eaten?"

Gradually, some people began to question...

Lin Shiwu sighed pretendingly: "Oh, I thought that you were so active that you didn't take Night Snake seriously. I didn't expect... It seems that this life and death certificate still needs to be signed."

She said seriously: "Otherwise, I am really worried that I will be accused of poisoning others."

Everyone: Don't you call poisoning people now?

"Miss, the poison of the night snake is well known..." Shou Jiu tried to make it possible for Lin Shiwu to give up the terrible idea of ​​continuing to cook these pig's trotters and then find someone to try them.

He said: "Why don't we forget it? This thing is so poisonous, how can anyone dare to try it?"

Someone can't choose to take risks for a short-term appetite, right?
"Can I have a taste?" Long Hu was still wearing shackles.

Although he has experienced many vicissitudes, his spirit is not sluggish.

When looking at Lin Shiwu, his eyes were still full of flattery: "Miss Lin..."

"Master Tiger." Lin Shiwu said lightly, put a small piece of pig's trotter that had been cut, and handed it to him on a plate.

Long Hu took it over with trepidation: "Don't dare to call me a little lady, you can call me Long Hu or Huzi."

Lin Shiwu: ...

There is no need for a tiger or something.

"Taste the taste." She didn't continue to call this topic.

Longhu hummed, and swallowed without hesitation.

The meat of the pig's trotter was soft and rotten, so delicious that he almost swallowed his tongue.

"To tell you the truth, young lady, at the beginning, I really came to try the food with the heart of dying, always thinking that I could have a good time, and die in peace."

Long Hu blushed slightly and said: "Now that I have tasted this pig's knuckle cooked by the young lady, I am a bit reluctant to part with the beauty of this world..."

Even if he really had to die in the end, he still hoped that he would eat pig's trotters until he was stuffed to death!
Halfway through the speech, he seemed to feel that the words were ambiguous, and hurriedly explained: "I didn't mean that, I just..."

But he opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to explain, what to explain.

Lin Shiwu understood what he meant, and smiled indifferently: "Master Hu, don't be nervous, even if you want to ask me to help you, it's useless."

Dragon and Tiger: ...

He twitched the corners of his mouth stiffly, only for a moment of embarrassment, and then returned to normal.

He even said in a joking tone: "I don't know if I will be lucky enough to try another piece?"

"Of course." Lin Shiwu didn't say a word, and directly clamped the remaining pig's trotter into the plate in Longhu's hand.

Shou Jiu watched from the side, and quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

It's all in the hands of Longhu, so he doesn't have to try it, right?

Unexpectedly, this thought just flashed by, Lin Shiwu called him quietly: "Brother Shoujiu, come and try it."

Shou Jiu froze all over immediately, and his blood seemed to be frozen inch by inch.

A few years ago in Beijing, there was a particularly famous scholar who failed the rankings. He wrote many story books and was especially sought after.

There is a storybook in it called "Da Lang, I'm Drinking Medicine"...

He felt as if he heard the classic lines of the heroine Sui Lianer: Dalang, drink the medicine~
Get up, drink your medicine, Dalang~
After Dalang finished drinking the medicine, Sui Lian'er began to sob, telling everyone she met that her life was miserable, and that she was a widow just after she got married, causing countless single men and widows to feel pity.

When someone marries Sui Lianer home, it will be a classic scene again: Da Lang, drink the medicine...

Within a few days, Sui Lian'er became a widow again.

Just like this, seven or eight husbands died one after another, and there are still many single widows. When Sui Lianer sobbed and told about her tragic experience, she couldn't help but marry her back home.

Later, a Taoist priest passed by and saw that the place was full of evil spirits. He came in and found that there were succubi.

……

Shou Jiu still remembers that when he read this storybook, he saw that every woman looked like a succubus, and he was really frightened for a long time.

Finally, I don't remember much about it now, but Lin Shiwu aroused fear just now.

"Brother Shoujiu?" Seeing that he didn't move, Lin Shiwu yelled again.

Shoujiu: ...

More like, more like, woo woo...

The succubus is here! ! !
What is written in the book is true! ! !
He instinctively took two steps back, not wanting to try this thing at all.

"Brother Shoujiu, don't you want to break your word?" Lin Shiwu looked at him quietly.

Shou Jiu especially wants to nod now.

"Miss, I, I'm afraid it will be hot..." He twitched his mouth and gave a random reason: "I'll eat it when it's cooler."

"It doesn't taste good when it's cold." Lin Shiwu cut up the pig's trotters and put them on a plate, and walked to Shou Jiu with them: "Eat while it's hot."

Shoujiu:! ! ! ! !
Here we come, here we come, the famous scene in the storybook "Da Lang, I'm Drinking Medicine" is here again!

Sui Lian'er had a husband, but when he noticed something was wrong, he found an excuse and said: "Let's put it there, I'll drink it when it's cold."

Of course Sui Lian'er didn't allow it, so she walked up to the man with the medicine bowl in her hand, and said half-coaxingly, "It's bad if it's cold, drink it while it's hot..."

That person finally lost to Sui Lianer's eyes, although he was suspicious, he still drank the medicine,
I've been sick ever since...

Shou Jiu feels that at this time, Lin Shiwu's image overlaps with Sui Lianer's.

"Eat it while it's hot..." Lin Shiwu passed the pig's trotter forward, and said it again quietly.

Shoujiu: ...

Can he run?
(End of this chapter)