Xiuse Farmhouse

Chapter 31 Show off (Push five hundred plus more)

Here's the thing.

Golden Egg accidentally found a bird's nest on an old tree, but because he was too small to reach it, he happened to pass by in the next life, climbed up the tree in twos and found two birds' eggs in the bird's nest. I agreed, crying and making noise all the way and chasing afterlife to the village.

Usually the eggs at home are sold in the market, but two bird eggs can be eaten, besides, the child wants it, so Jindanniang took the child and quarreled with the next life.

At this time, everyone was eating lunch at home, and it was full of people in a short while.

"In the next life, are you ashamed to snatch things from a child like you are an adult?" Jin Danniang stared at the next life angrily.This idiot really doesn't like oil and salt, and he still doesn't take out the egg after all the good words.

The next life looked at her, shook his head, and said slowly, "Excuse me."

Jin Danniang choked.

Everyone laughed together!

Jindanniang's eyeballs almost bulged out as she stared at him.

Seeing that neither side had any intention of backing down after the quarrel for so long, Li Dashi persuaded from the side: "In the next life, you and...a baby are going to fight...what are you going to fight for? Isn't it just a bird's egg?"

In the next life, he squinted at him and said nothing.

"This bird's egg was obviously discovered by our family's Jindan first?" Jindanniang glanced at the next life, and said loudly to everyone around her.It means that I want everyone to help me judge and judge!
"He found the bird's nest, but I found the egg." Lai Sheng said unhurriedly, it seemed that he was not stupid at all.

"If it wasn't for our golden egg, would you know there is a bird's nest there?"

"Who doesn't know that the bird's nest is placed on the tree fork?"

"You know? Why didn't I see you go to pick it up a few days ago?"

"I waited for it to lay eggs and dig out the nest for it..."

Jin Danniang was so angry that her cheeks were puffed up, if she was a man, she would go up and slap him now, reasoning with a fool would be fatal.

The people around looked at it and laughed.

In the next life, he held two bird eggs and shook his hands, kicked his feet on the stone and shook his legs, swept and swept the corners of his long gown on the ground, tilted his head slightly, and shook his head slightly, his long gown was so dirty that he couldn't see it The color, the messy image of the whole person does not match his fair and handsome face at all.But look at him, very happy and at ease.

Seeing that the bird egg could not be brought back, Jindan began to cry again, Jindanniang coaxed her son distressedly, and looked at the next life with a vicious look: "Give the bird egg back to my son in the next life."

I will not look at her in the next life, but said to the golden egg: "Do you think I got the bird's egg?"

"...But, I discovered it." Jindan thought for a while and sobbed.

"What kind of bird's egg did you find? What you found was a bird's nest. Whoever sees it belongs to him. What you saw was a bird's nest. No, the bird's nest is still on the tree fork. Get it yourself."

The crowd laughed again.

The golden egg seemed to understand but he didn't understand, but he knew that he wanted to snatch the egg back, and he yelled at the next life: "Give me back the egg, give me back the egg..."

"You come and grab it, you come and grab it." Lai Sheng also grinned at him and yelled at him, and deliberately teased him by lifting the egg up.

Jin Danniang saw her son's face was flushed from crying, tears were streaming down her face, her heart ached, she was so angry that she ground her teeth, and kept cursing.The ear-piercing and sharp voice could pierce the eardrums, and in the end he said impatiently: "We men are talking, why are you bitching?"

Immediately there was laughter all around.

The corner of Wan Wan's mouth twitched hard.

Jin Danniang's face turned blue and white.

At this time, someone came out and began to persuade him, Li Dashi couldn't understand the next life like this, the last time he took eggs from his family, and today he is robbing bird eggs with children.Then he said with a stern face to the next life: "In the next life, you are such an adult robbing the baby, are you... ashamed... aren't you ashamed?"

Laisheng glanced at him, grinned his teeth and said, "Believe it or not, I will stew your old hen next time?"

Li Dashi choked suddenly.

The excitement was almost over, and someone persuaded: "In the next life, you can give him one!"

"It doesn't matter." Laisheng stiffened his neck.

The speaker shook his head and stopped talking.

Lan Huaniang, who has a good relationship with Jin Danniang, smiled and said to the next life: "Next life, your grandfather has taught you many times, don't just take things from others."

Mentioning this scum in the afterlife also became popular, staring at Lan Huaniang and said: "Believe it or not, I pulled out all the vegetable seedlings in your field?"

Lan Huaniang stared, opened her mouth and didn't speak after all, and she couldn't watch the sky and stay in the field, this fool can stay up in the middle of the night, if she really goes crazy and pulls out all the vegetable seedlings for her, it won't be a big loss!

Wanwan didn't expect that the next life would be so disobedient when he got angry, he would scold whoever persuaded him, whether he wanted to pull up other people's vegetable seedlings or steal other people's chickens, or threatened to pee at the door of the other's yard...

She couldn't help feeling secretly that she was usually quite obedient in her house.I don't know if this kid will pull up the vegetables in his own vegetable garden when he becomes popular one day?

Laisheng was standing in the crowd and was cursing happily, when he raised his eyes, he saw Wanwan and Baishou passing by.

He cut through the crowd and chased after him.Then, under everyone's amazed eyes, Wanwan stopped and smiled at her in the next life. The two rows of white teeth were especially neat and beautiful, and the smile on her face was even more simple and flattering. How could she look like she was sloppy just now?
See his eyes go straight to the bamboo basket with hundreds of picks.Wanwan looked at the people who stretched their necks and looked this way, then lifted the cloth covering the bamboo basket and took out a piece of hot cake for him.

The next life immediately smiled.Then he swaggered in front of the crowd with the cake, broke the cake into two pieces, and waved it in front of the crowd, a scent of cake wafted over.

Everyone's eyes lit up at the same time, with surprise on their faces.

I saw him holding half a piece and shaking it in front of the golden egg again, saying: "Have you ever eaten such a delicious cake? Do you want to eat it?"

Jin Dan kept nodding.As soon as the children saw something delicious, they immediately forgot about the bird eggs and kept their eyes on the delicious cakes.

The next life smiled, took back the cake proudly, stuffed the bird egg to him, took a big bite off the fragrant cake, and walked away triumphantly, regardless of the golden egg shouting and crying behind.

While coaxing her son, Jin Danniang scolded her heartless in the next life...

The two returned home, and after lunch, they went up the mountain again without touching the ground. After Wanwan cleaned up, he packed up the dirty clothes, and went down the mountain to the river with a pot of toilet.It was cold, and the icy river water was already biting my bones when my hands touched it. Halfway through washing the clothes, I saw the next life walking over dejectedly.Then he sat down on the stone by the river without saying a word, picked up a branch and hung his head, and scribbled on the ground. Looking at his clothes, he was dirty all over. The light-colored gown had turned gray-black, especially the corners. There are black spots everywhere.His hair was also a little disheveled, as if he had fought with someone.The whole person looks worse than Xiangwu.

Wan Wan was surprised, and thinking that he hadn't come over these two days, he said: "In the next life, why are you so dirty?"

It was said that in the next life, he threw the branch away in anger, with a slumped face and head hanging down, and his mouth was pouted, as if he had suffered a lot of grievances.

"Hey, what happened in the next life? Who bullied you? Why do you think your clothes are so dirty? You don't want to change them."

Hearing that someone cared about him, he felt better in the next life, and at the same time felt more wronged, pouted even higher, stretched out his hand and patted the clothes twice, raised his cuff and slid down a long welt on his arm The seal was exposed.

Wan Wan was startled, and hurriedly opened his sleeves, there were long and clear rattan marks, not only one, but also on the other arm.

(End of this chapter)