I am farming in the fairyland

Chapter 6 Fresh Pigs

The two brothers dug the hole and looked at each other.

Shi Nanfei: Brother, do you really want to eat?Will it poison people?
Shi Nanping: Let's eat, let's eat, eat early and release early.

He went all out, hoping that Immortal Gou would spare him if he ate the lump that was as big as a fist in front of him...

Shi Nanping grabbed the elixir in Liu Yixiang's hand, closed his eyes, and was about to stuff it into his mouth with the courage to see death as at home.

"Wait, I advise you to stand on that pit and take off your pants..."

Shi Nanping:? ? ?

Liu Yixiang didn't care about him, and took a long wooden plank that was as tall as a person and erected it in front of the big pit. She didn't have a habit of watching other people shit.

She sniffed it and that's all. She didn't know what the effect would be if she ate it, and said: "Eat one piece in twenty times, and you can leave when the hole is full."

Shi Nanping suspected that he heard wrongly, he can go home when the pit is full?What kind of full method?I have to take off my pants...it's not what he thought...

Shi Nanping struggled for a long time and still took off his pants stiffly, he was suddenly grateful to Liu Yixiang, fortunately he took care of his face and made a wooden plank to block it, fortunately she lived in the deep mountains and no one would come.

Wait - deep in the mountains?
Shi Nanping was so lucky, maybe it was because he and his elder brother encouraged the villagers to work together to drive her here...

Shi Nanping: "..."

Now Shi Nanping truly realized what it means - self-inflicted evil cannot live.

The owner of the dog fairy, he couldn't afford to provoke him, so he took off his pants resignedly, squatted on the pit, picked up the Five Grain Reincarnation Pill and took a tentative bite.

Shi Nanping suddenly felt that his lower body was rushing like a spring, as if he had been constipated for a long time, *as if he had opened up Ren Du's two veins.

Oh, he remembered, this morning he was urging his elder brother to quickly solve the third emergency, and then he was knocked out before he even entered the latrine.

"Puff...Puff...Puff...Puff..."

Liu Yixiang retreated to the yard in disgust, it was a smelly voice.

Shi Nanfei at the side watched in horror as his younger brother obediently took off his pants, squatted on the pit with his bare buttocks, gnawed a little bit of that dark thing, and then... let out a thousand miles...

"I do not want!!!"

Shi Nanfei turned around and ran down the hill, even losing one of his shoes.

Liu Yixiang's red lips parted lightly, "Rhubarb."

Rhubarb's eyes are sparkling, with an indescribable light shining in his eyes, hit him if you don't obey!it knows!

"Wang Wang!"

Of course, Shi Nanfei didn't escape, he was beaten up by the big dog, and dragged back by the collar of the nape of his neck being bitten by the big yellow.

Shi Nanping sighed softly: "Why bother? You can't escape anyway."

Shi Nanfei: "..."

With a dull pain in his back, he lay on the ground with nothing to love, trying to escape the fate of shitting.

Rhubarb whimpered excitedly, and wanted to step up and beat him up again.

Shi Nanfei got up at a speed never seen in his life, took off his pants, squatted on the pit, took the elixir, and his blood was churning all at once.

……

The two brothers didn't know how long they pulled, the hole under their feet was like a bottomless pit, and they couldn't fill it no matter what, the two brothers regretted it very much, why did they dig such a big and deep hole when they dug it!
Shi Nanping felt his ass was burning, his stomach was already empty, and when he pulled out even his internal organs, the vegetables planted by the two of them grew well.

I don't know if it's because of the water from the spiritual spring, but the green vegetables are so huge that a single green vegetable can be eaten for three days.

Liu Yixiang called Rhubarb to dig up the green vegetables, then lit a fire for Rhubarb, Rhubarb stood in front of the cauldron, Yuwushu picked up the shovel and started frying the vegetables.

Shi Nanfei and Shi Nanping were lucky, for the first time in his life, he ate a dish made by a dog. Of course, it would be even better if he was not eating and pulling at the same time.

Shi Nanfei even ate a piece of dog hair in the stir-fried vegetables, oh - rhubarb is in the hair moulting period, and it will change hair once during the gas refining period, so the hair fell out...

Chef Huang kept using the art of imperial things—boiled vegetables, fried vegetables, steamed vegetables, braised vegetables, fried vegetables, braised vegetables, and cooked them over and over again.

Shi Nanfei felt that the fly in the ointment was that from time to time, he would eat dog hair in the green vegetables. If possible, he still wanted to say something to Rhubarb: Here is a bowl of green vegetables, less hair, thank you.

The technique of rhubarb cooking becomes more and more proficient in steaming, frying, frying, and stewing, and the art of imperial objects has reached the state of being able to move according to one's heart.

Shi Nanfei ate green vegetables until his face turned green. Every way he could think of cooking vegetables was made by the big dog and made him taste them all.

He may never want to eat green vegetables again in his life, and his body doesn't seem to belong to him. His legs are so numb but he dare not say a word of no. After saying that he was beaten up, he still can't escape the fact that he has to stretch his feet.

Perhaps Liu Yixiang thought they were pitiful, and asked Rhubarb to bring them a bowl of spiritual spring water. The two brothers who drank the spiritual spring water felt that they had come back to life.

after all--

Only by maintaining physical strength can we better promote the reincarnation of the five grains, right?

The two brothers drank the Lingquan water, but they didn't taste anything, they just felt that it was sweeter than ordinary water.

Shi Nanping even teased his elder brother when he had time, "Brother! Look, my pit has turned green!!"

Shi Nanfei lowered his head to hide the hatred between his brows, pretending to be excited and said: "Me too!!"

Liu Yixiang: "???"

Liu Yixiang chose to go to the kitchen to watch Chef Huang cook, so as not to pollute her ears with the sound.

"Little brother, I'm running thin?! It's still green??"

"... Please, shut up!" Shi Nanping had nothing to love in his life.

……

As the sky gradually darkened, the two brothers still had one-third of the elixir in their hands, and the big hole under their feet was still not filled.

Linshui Village.

Shi Yun and his mother Li Fengmei waited for a whole day but her husband-in-law and brother-in-law didn't come back for lunch and dinner. They couldn't help panicking, and brought Shi Yun to Wu Baoguang's place crying.

After Wu Baoguang heard the news, he almost couldn't restrain the smile at the corner of his mouth, coughed lightly, and stroked his beard, retribution is coming!

Cough, it's not good for the two historians to gloat like this, so they hurriedly summoned the villagers to help find someone.

Li Fengmei lit a torch and searched for people together with the villagers. The villagers were divided into two groups, one group was looking for people in the fields, and the other was looking for people at the foot of the back mountain.

"Master, Shi Nanfei, Shi Nanping, where are you!"

"Shi Nanfei, Shi Nanping!" Wu Baoguang also yelled symbolically twice.

The moonlight was bright and clear, and the only thing that echoed them was the chirping of insects, and the howling of wolves could be vaguely heard.

Wu Baoguang's legs trembled suddenly, and he called Li Fengmei, "It's not safe to help you find someone at night, listen to the howling of wolves! What if the wolf goes down the mountain and takes the person who helps you find your husband? Listen to me, tomorrow morning As soon as the sun breaks, let's take some stuff and go to the mountain to look for it..."

The man holding the torch fell silent, he was also afraid of wolves...

If he from another family, Wu Baoguang, can help him look for him with the help of the large number of villagers, what about the Shi family?Forget it, he really can't do it, these two are unscrupulous bastards, they can do that kind of thing to Liu Yixiang.

When Shi Yun heard the words of the village chief's grandfather, his big eyes filled with tears. Could his father be eaten by wolves?

No, no, when he goes back to sleep, Dad will definitely be back, Shi Yuntian really thought.

Li Fengmei looked at the dark eyes of the villagers in front of her, and her dark face was flushed red by the torchlight. Everyone was old and young...

"Thank you, the village chief, thank you all the folks for helping me find someone, please help me find someone tomorrow morning..."

Liu Yixiang who was on the mountain didn't know that the people down the mountain were turned on their backs.

For dinner, Liu Yixiang ate vegetables cooked with rhubarb and spring water. It tasted very good. The vegetables were juicy, crisp and tender.

The two Shi family brothers are still working on the pit. If you want to ask Shi Nanping what he thinks now.

idea?That's something I absolutely dare not have. I'm really afraid of this little ancestor. If he disagrees with him, he will fight. Look at his brother, is the bruise on his face a joke? !
……

Liu Yixiang saw that the two Shijia brothers were still at peace, so she ordered Da Huang to watch them.

The sky is getting darker and darker, the night is as cold as water, eyes with green light appear, it has been hungry for a long time, it has not smelled such a fresh smell for a long time...

With a little doubt in his eyes, why is there an indescribable taste in this fresh fragrance?Never mind, it can't wait.

……

The night is its best helper. It takes two steps to step into Yunmeng Mountain. It stops, its nose arches on the ground, and a wise light flashes in its small eyes. After confirming that there is no danger, it steps forward to the mountain. run wildly.

[Drip——Alarm, an unknown spirit beast in the mid-stage Qi training that is hostile to the host breaks in. According to the host's cultivation level, it can hold the creature at the same period for six hours. 】

Its limbs froze instantly, no matter how much it used its aura, it couldn't escape, couldn't break free, and confusion flashed in its eyes, why couldn't it move?
Obviously, there is no danger...

Liu Yixiang had just returned to her room to meditate and was ready to practice, when the system's notification sound startled her, spirit beast in the mid-stage of Qi training?Fixed?

"rhubarb?"

She put away the kitchen knife and called Rhubarb, and was going to deal with the intruding creatures. It was in the middle of Qi training, and no one knew whether the system was reliable or not, and whether it could really hold for such a long time. She and Rhubarb also I don't know if I can beat it...

"Wang!"

Liu Yixiang and Rhubarb looked at each other, one person and one dog had a tacit understanding for many years, don't be cowardly, oh!
The two Shijia brothers didn't know what was going on, and watched as a man and a dog hurried down the mountain with their kitchen knives aside.

Shi Nanping looked at his elder brother, and asked in a calm voice, even with a look of hope, "Brother, are you still running away?"

Shi Nanfei froze, how could he have such a bad brother!Expose all his shortcomings!
He didn't want to answer, he just said if he could escape, if he couldn't escape, wouldn't he still be beaten?

It's really embarrassing to say that he was beaten to death by a dog, and his face still hurts now!This fat dog is really hateful!Beating people only in the face, and it hurts again, what kind of suffering in the world is this!
Although... the green vegetables cooked by that dog are quite delicious...

The mountainside of Yunmeng Mountain.

The immobilized unknown creature does not look much different from the ordinary pig, except that the pig's nose in front of it is green.

Since her eyes were in the early stage of Qi training, she has been able to see at night, and she can see things clearly at night.

Liu Yixiang didn't care to use her treasures to explore the bag to see if the creature in front of her was a pig, even if it was a pig, it was still in the middle stage of Qi training!She is not even as good as a pig in the middle stage of Qi training.

Bah Bah!

I don't know whether the system's words are true or not, and it's always right to prepare with both hands.

Liu Yixiang swung the kitchen knife and slashed at the wild boar.

"laugh."

The kitchen knife broke in half, but the wild boar was unscathed.

Contempt flashed in Dahuang's eyes, Xiangxiang was so stupid.

Showing off the sharp claws, filled with spiritual energy, facing the pig's face with two claws, three faint bloodstains appeared on the wild boar's face.

The rhubarb was angry, it could crush stones with one paw, but the wild boar could only scratch its skin, it was so useless.

Liu Yixiang couldn't help but patted Da Huang's head, both she and Da Huang were extremely stupid, no wonder they talked about what kind of pet and what kind of owner.

It's just that rhubarb is not a pet to her, but a partner, a relative who depends on her for life, and they are connected with each other.

Although people are stupid, they have stupid methods. Liu Yixiang runs the Hunyuan Divine Art, and his fist is infused with spiritual energy, aiming at the bloodstain dug out by Rhubarb is just a punch.

The face of the wild boar did not change at all, she was not angry, and if one punch was not enough, ten punches, a hundred punches, and a thousand punches could always kill the pigs that were hostile to her.

Liu Yixiang is full of energy, she hasn't eaten spirit pigs in the world of cultivating immortals yet, hehehe.

After she circulated the spiritual energy in her body and swung five punches with all her strength, there was no spiritual energy in her body at all. The spiritual energy was really pitifully small.

While consuming her aura, she found that running the Hunyuan Kungfu can restore her aura, and the speed of recovery was not as fast as the speed of consumption.

When her cultivation base is higher, the effect of the exercises can be considered to be fully reflected. The Hunyuanshen function keeps her spiritual energy alive, and if she fights with someone, it will take time to swallow the panacea to restore the spiritual energy when they run out of spiritual energy, and she You only need to run Hunyuan Lingqi while fighting to recover slowly.

"Rhubarb, keep an eye on the place where I shot wild boars."

"Wang!"

Liu Yixiang ignored Rhubarb and found an open space to meditate beside.

The Hunyuan Divine Art was running, and she gradually forgot everything around her, as if only she and those white light spots were left in the world.

The light spots are very thin, she felt it a little bit, the top of Yunmeng Mountain has the most light spots compared to its surroundings, the foot of the mountain is thinner, and the nearby mountains also have faint light spots, but in the village there are no light spots on the top of the mountain So rich, is it because of the ice spring?

……

The light spots slowly drilled towards her body, and she performed the exercises, and the spiritual energy circulated along the meridians for a whole circle.

Within a quarter of an hour, the spiritual energy in her body was full, and Liu Yixiang even felt that the spiritual energy seemed to have increased a little.

It happened that Rhubarb was also exhausted, so Liu Yixiang replaced Rhubarb, and after a try, he knew that his aura had really increased a little, and he still had strength left after punching five punches.

Liu Yixiang was ecstatic, such a good target stood still and let her practice boxing to increase the aura in Qi Hai, not to mention killing this pig and she and Da Huang could still have a whole pig feast!Terrific! !

Rhubarb doesn't know what she's thinking, it's exhausted after exhausting its spiritual energy, its whole body is limp and has no strength left, it just wants to find a soft nest to paralyze for a while.

Liu Yixiang looked at Rhubarb's bones that seemed to be softened, and hated iron for not being strong: "If you don't work hard, Rhubarb, I will eat this pig by myself!"

As he spoke, his eyeballs moved nimbly, and his small eyes blinked and blinked.

"Braised pork! Sausage pork ribs! Stewed trotters! Twice-cooked pork! Meat buns! Boiled pork slices! Roast pork! Sausages! Bacon pork! Steamed, boiled, deep-fried, and braised in soy sauce!"

Ah no, I can't say any more!Liu Yixiang wiped the corners of her mouth, leaving suspicious marks around her mouth.

hateful!It's not dead yet!Just discuss how to eat it!

A fierce light flashed in the wild boar's eyes, and the small eyes were full of anger. If it hadn't been unable to move, how could it have been humiliated by the weak chicken in the early stage of Qi refining, and when it could move, it would hit her head on and smash her to pieces!

"Wang!"

Rhubarb swallowed his saliva, is Rhubarb such a dog, just for a little meat...

It doesn't matter whether it is steamed or braised in brown sauce, the main reason is that it is a good dog that punishes evil and promotes good!

Rhubarb ran back to the yard, and after drinking the Lingquan water, it was a powerful dog again!
Liu Yixiang looked at the Gouzi who had gone and returned and laughed, Rhubarb really let her go.

One person and one dog took turns facing this wild boar like this...

"Ow—"

The wild boar died with hatred. The pig finally died on the mouth of the rhubarb. The sharp teeth of the rhubarb bit the wild boar's face.

The two brothers outside the yard trembled in fright. This night, dogs barked and wild animals barked again, which was terrifying.

(End of this chapter)