Silly Concubine Allure: Uncle, I want to divorce

Chapter 23 The Weird Master and Apprentice 1
When the incident happened, Jin Maimai was lying on her huge bed·sleeping on her back.

Miomai, who always goes to bed early and wakes up early, uses her high-pitched soprano voice, which is as high as Guinness, to startle Jin Maimai up from the bed.

Jin Maimai pressed his temples with a headache: "Death hat, if you don't have any serious problems, tidy up your small bones and prepare to reorganize."

"Come on, something big happened, princess."

"En." Jin Maimai answered casually, rinsing his mouth with strong tea.After entering the palace yesterday, I didn't know why and felt very tired. By the way, what happened yesterday...?
My sister... is noble enough and beautiful enough, but it just doesn't suit my taste.

The emperor...is majestic enough, domineering enough, just...

"Princess, your obscene pants have been hung on the city gate!" Mao Mao shouted with a blushing face.

What?

Pants?

Could it be that it refers to underwear in the modern sense?

"No." Hat added ramblingly: "They said your bellyband was also hung on it—"

"Pfft——" Jin Maimai spewed out a mouthful of tea, and said in disbelief, "Is there anyone else who likes to steal this thing?"

"It is said, yes, yes..." Mao Mao faltered for a long time.

Jin Maimai suddenly thought of something and stood up abruptly.

Jin Maimai said sullenly, "Where's my husband?"

"What?"

"No, the soul has no release, where is my husband?"

"My lord hasn't come back yet."

"Where's the nurse?"

"Mao Mao came to you when he heard the news."

"Damn, how can you be sure it must belong to my mother?"

"The clothes and pants of the palace are made of special fabrics. They said that the man left a message under the city gate and named you by name."

Jin Maimai: "..."

"So things got serious?"

"seem……"

"So now the whole city knows about it?"

"seemingly……"

"very good!"

"Woo... what are you going to do, princess." Mao Mao hugged Jin Maimai by the waist, with a mournful face: "Don't be too hard on yourself."

"How would I deal with this kind of situation in the past?" Jin Maimai stopped walking, lowered his head and pinched the flesh on Mao Mao's face.

Mao Mao thought for a while, then blinked his big black and white eyes: "Sleep well."

Jin Maimai hates iron but not steel: "That's it?"

Mao Mao flat-mouthed: "What else can I do."

"I want to leave the house."

"Going out of the house, that, that's so embarrassing." Mao Mao quit.

"You think it's embarrassing to follow me?"

"No!" Mao Mao immediately denied it, and doggedly stated her position: "Maomao is afraid that Wangfei will be bullied by others."

"I'm a princess, who dares to bully me?!" Jin Maimai squinted his eyes and said, "The person who really bullied me not only took advantage of me, but now trampled on my dignity. That's called being bullied!"

"Ugh... what do you want to do, princess?"

"Lost and found."

……

……

Jin Maimai changed into casual clothes and stood in the corner of the backyard of the palace, kicking the apparently abandoned wall: "Is the exit you mentioned here?"

Hat nodded affirmatively.

"...Who found such a cheap exit."

Mao Mao squatted in the corner, pushing aside the weeds covering the 'exit': "It was the princess who followed Ah Jian to find this place."

"...Who's that shitty guy?"

"The Dalmatians that were slaughtered by the cook for stew two months ago."

Jin Maimai: "..."

(End of this chapter)