Go through Naruto and become grass

Chapter 21
Xuan Yun squatted beside the two people who died in an extremely tragic way, holding Kunai in his right hand, and constantly fiddled with the clothes of the two corpses.

"Hiss~ It seems that we have to control the output of chakra next time, otherwise if we get gutted every time, it will be hard to find even information, hehe~"

Among a pile of colorful and unknown objects, Xuan Yun flipped through the scroll that Xiao Zuo took out from the corpse.

"Ah~ I found it! No matter how you look at it, I think it's very handsome~"

Xuan Yun held the paper that was still dripping with red liquid in his hand, and the corner of his mouth twitched again...

Oops!The corners of the mouth twitch too many times, it seems to be cramp!

Xuan Yun rubbed his cheek vigorously, and turned his gaze to the paper in his hand again.

First, the word "reward offer" came into his sight, followed by the portrait painting with hazy beauty, and then the mission level C-level...

"Bastard! What the hell are these guys from the bounty station doing!"

With a "snap", Xuan Yun decisively threw the reward order in his hand on the ground.

Xuan Yun's chest was heaving violently, as if he felt that this was not enough to relieve his anger, he used his feet to crush it hard a few times, until the entire bounty sheet was smashed to pieces.

"Humph! Boring!"

As he said that, Xuan Yun opened the map of the bounty map that he had found first, and turned to leave.

A weak wind blew gently, and the shattered paper on the ground was slightly lifted up, and it seemed that words such as, toilet, blast ~destroy~ could still be seen faintly on it.

……

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Xuan Yun, who has gone through untold hardships, finally found the legendary bounty house after destroying the toilets of about 30 small villages because of going the wrong way.

A few candles from Lingxing were lit in the dark underground corridor, and the corridor was covered with thick pipes.

Passing through the corridor, Xuan Yun raised his hands due to a glare of light.

"Oh, I didn't expect that the bottom of the small toilet was dug up so big! Should I say that it is indeed a bounty shop that has opened all over the ninja world?"

Xuan Yun stood in the hall of the bounty house, looking around the entire bounty house was about the size of a football field.

Many traitors and ronin were looking for suitable tasks in the hall. Some of them were in groups of three or two, and some were standing there alone.

The only thing they have in common is that they all use different tools to cover their faces.

Naturally, there are also some undisguised people, most of whom are staff in the bounty house.

Most of them are slender and beautiful girls. It seems that the owner of the bounty shop has really guessed people's hearts to the extreme.

After all, no matter who is licking blood, he will not want to accept the task from a rough guy.

But if you want to do something extraordinary to these beautiful girls, then the few corpses that were dragged out just now are the best interpretation.

Just as Xuan Yun was standing in the hall looking around, a wretched voice suddenly appeared behind him:
"Hey hey~ little brother~ it looks like you are the first time to our bounty shop~ do you want to pick up some missions? I will definitely satisfy you~"

Xuan Yun turned around slowly...

Oh my God!

What is this gleaming orb?
Xuan Yun, who gradually got used to the glare of the light, began to formally look at the person in front of him.

This is a middle-aged man from the Mediterranean. This Mediterranean style is not that of a kappa, but a Mediterranean with only some pitiful hair on both sideburns and the back of his head.

On the slightly sunken bridge of the nose was a pair of nice round-framed glasses, and the mouth full of yellow teeth was gaping open on a wrinkled face.

At this time, he was bending over, constantly rubbing his hands, looking at Xuan Yun with a pair of small eyes full of expectation.

Xuan Yun...

What the hell is going on!

Why is there such a strange bt old man in this underground bounty shop full of good-looking ladies and sisters!

Even if there is such a wretched old man, it's fine, but why doesn't he look for so many people!I have to come to him!
"Hey hey~ little brother~ Don't look at those people who look like monsters, they are just some useless coquettish swordsmen~"

Xuan Yun: "Ah..."

Before Xuanyun could react, this Bubu Chuankuku interrupted Xuanyun:
"Brother, don't look at me, Mr. Chuan Kuku may not attract many people's attention without them, but I am the first-class stalwart man in this bounty shop! It is absolutely right to accept the mission and come to me "Stinger~"!"

Xuan Yunyuan opened his eyes and opened his mouth wide...

OMG!

This weird Naruto world once again refreshed his three views!

It's just this middle-aged man who is hunched over, with wretched face written all over his face, who can even slobber when he looks at others, yet dare to say that he is a first-class stalwart man?
God!How on earth did you go blind and let such a thing be born in the world.

Did his mother lose her own child and raise the placenta?

"Ahem... no... no need... I... I'd better... find someone else!"

Xuan Yun suppressed the discomfort, and after taking a few steps back, he finally mustered up the courage to speak out what was in his heart.

"Nani? This little brother...doesn't agree...to accept the task from me?"

The bald middle-aged man pointed at Xuan Yun in disbelief, his small eyes opened wide, almost the size of soybeans.

"Brother? Are you really "sneaky" and don't think about it?"

Bu Chuan looked at Xuan Yun expectantly.

"No no no no... no need!"

Xuan Yun quickly shook his head like a rattle, shaking his hands non-stop.

Just kidding, if he looks at this strange-looking middle-aged man a few more times, he will probably dream of him at night!
Seemingly understanding Xuan Yun's determination to reject him, the middle-aged man seemed a little bit less interested.

He turned around slowly, his already wretched and hunchbacked body became even more rickety.

He walked away step by step, only to see him laughing a few times, then shook his head:
"Oh~ the young people of today~ really can't stand a little blow, even if you feel ashamed in front of me who is not as handsome as Mr. Chuan Kuku, but in front of my stalwart appearance, you don't have to treat me like this? Alas~ really Heaven is jealous of Lan Yan~"

Xuan Yun...

Sure enough... Xuan Yun still wants to ask God, how did such a thing appear in the world!

Xuan Yun, who had been petrified for 10 minutes, finally woke up.

Xuan Yun, who was standing outside the registration bar, looked at the busy young woman inside, and couldn't help sighing, as expected, a cute girl is more pleasing to the eye~

"Hello, are you here to receive the mission?"

The young woman on the opposite side asked the short Xuanyun, but she didn't despise him because of his figure, after all, they had seen countless people in the bounty house. (It's not the kind of audience you think!)
"Ah... ah... yes... yes!"

As a single otaku in his previous life, Xuan Yun still couldn't help being a little shy when he saw a good-looking young lady.

Soon, after learning that Xuan Yun was visiting the bounty shop for the first time, the young lady resolutely drove him away.

And said, if you come for the first time, please go to those people who have not covered their faces to do the registration and collection tasks.

She is here only to serve those bounty hunters who have made outstanding contributions.

"Oh, fade~"

Xuan Yun spat hard in his heart, and after taking a hard look at the towering figure of the pretty young lady, he turned angrily and left the bar.

Looking at the busy staff in the bounty house, Xuan Yun rubbed his numb head:
"Hey... Is this the legendary bad start? Which one should so many people go for?"

Xuan Yun stood not far from the bar and looked around, trying to find a staff member who didn't seem so busy.

"Eh? Little Zuo? What's the matter? What's the matter over there?"

Xuan Yun's left hand twitched a few times for some unknown reason.

"Hiss~ this, this, this..."

Xuan Yun wiped his eyes in disbelief, what did he see?
It was the wretched middle-aged Mediterranean just now, who was chatting and laughing with some female ninjas who looked particularly good-looking!
The Mediterranean of the middle-aged man shines dazzlingly under the light from time to time, his bent body leans against the wall, his bent right leg rests against the wall, and his arm holding the tobacco is waving from time to time... teasing those female ninjas giggling...

Hiss...spicy eyes...

Are all the women in the bounty station looking at things so strangely?Is your vision a problem?Is it a self-contained filter for beautification, or has the aesthetics been run over by a train?

Just when Xuanyun was still feeling worthless for those female ninjas with good figures, his left hand twitched a few times again.

"Ah~ So you want me to go to that Buchuan Kuku? Tsk tsk tsk~ Although I really want to do justice for the sky, but now the situation is really stronger than others~"

Xuan Yun suppressed the discomfort in his heart and came in front of the middle-aged man.

Xuan Yun rubbed his stinging eyes, and said with embarrassment.

"Cough cough... the next one... hello, Mr. Chuan Kuku, I wonder if I'm disturbing you?"

"Yo~ Isn't this the little brother from just now? "Ji Liu~" Know the rules now? Hehehe~ Want to accept the mission from me?"

Bu Chuan Kuku waved his hand, and the female ninjas left their sight knowingly.

"Haha~ Yes, Mr. Buchuan Kuku."

Xuan Yun didn't stare at the person in front of him who was about the same height as him, but just stared at the other person's feet.

He thought in his heart that he really wanted to destroy him humanely, but he called him Mr. one by one.

Just when Xuanyun endured a series of negative emotions such as nausea, he was arguing with the Mediterranean man who is called Buchuan cool.

In the dark cave, Uchiha Madara leaned back on the stone chair, tapping the armrest of the chair lightly, not knowing what he was thinking, while listening to the report of a flytrap.

"That's how it happened. He's already in the bounty shop."

"I see……"

The beating rhythm of the man on the stone chair paused for two seconds, and then resumed beating on the armrest.

With his head tilted, no one knows what he is thinking.

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