Gu Xijue's "Warm Love" Collection

Chapter 71 Full of My Love for You (10)
friendship forever
The year Xu Weiyu returned to China, after my name was rectified, she invited my roommates to dinner.

The first thing our dormitory head said when he saw Xu Weiyu was: "Why wasn't I born in the same village as you?!"

Xu Weiyu replied politely: "Even if I live in the same village as you, we can only be brothers."

"..."

Afterwards, the head of the room commented on Xu Weiyu: "Both the maturity of a man and the cuteness of a boy!"

Don't know where she got it from.

Two days ago, the dean of the university sent me a message saying: I am finally in love!

The next day she sent a message to tell me again: Of course I'm broken in love again!
Ask why it is so fast.

She replied: He is with me because he knows that my father is an official, and so is his father, but the official position is smaller than my father.He broke up with me because my father is an official of the Anti-Corruption Bureau. Is it necessary to be so eager to prove that my father is a corrupt official? !

"..."

Another good friend in college went for plastic surgery. She used to call herself a "plastic surgery expert". After she came back, she told me that she would pursue the boy she had a crush on before, and fulfilled her dream of being a girl.

I said: Good news.

The next day she told me that the other party was willing!

I say congratulations.

The girl said, "But I didn't agree!"

When I asked the reason, she sighed and said, "I was amazing at the beginning, completely perfect, just because I rarely see it in the world."

"..."

Plastic surgery expert: "Xizi, I want to go for plastic surgery again!"

She had plastic surgery before, confessed her love to the person she had a crush on when she was young, and then felt that her vision was stupid and naive back then, this girl came here on a whim.

I said, "Why can't you think about it again?"

"I just looked in the mirror for a long time and found that life has no meaning."

"Why do you want to torture yourself?"

talent:"……"

I:"……"

Daren: "I just want to find some bright spots!!"

Me: "...and then found that they are all sunspots (the black spots that often appear on the surface of the sun)?"

"..."

"..."

During this period of time, I was at home with my family, and my friends refused to go out to play. This time, my friend Lan Lan asked me to accompany her across provinces. My normal height to set off her 1.7 meters model figure.I said yes.Mainly because I just happened to have something to go to her.

The day after the blind date, Lan Lan called and said it was unsuccessful, "The other party refused because he liked cute and petite girls. I don't think he's strong yet!"

Lan Lan finally said: "Qingxi, I guess that person has taken a fancy to you."

I said, "Did you tell him that I'm married? By the way, I'm very conflicted, am I petite?"

Lan Lan: "Could it be a comparison? Damn, am I really strong? Tears, haven't I been stimulated by you to lose about [-] catties?"

Thinking of this friend who weighed 120 a year ago, he hugged me and said, "When will I get to [-] catties?!"

"Lan Lan, your chest is pressing on me."

"My boobs are still down!!"

"..."

Since then, she has worked hard and reduced it from 120 to [-] in half a year.

Lan Lan: "Is it true that love is inversely proportional to weight?"

I comforted: "Do you think a piglet would like a skinny chick? It must still like a plump, simple and cute pig!"

"Why didn't I feel the slightest comfort? What about Mao? Gu Qingxi."

"..."

Go shopping with the head of the office in the same city.

Halfway through, the room chief's phone rang, and she glanced at it, but didn't answer it.

I asked, "Why didn't you answer?"

The head of the room replied, "My husband, there is nothing to talk about."

"..."

Not long after, Wei Yu called.At that time, my mind slowed down a bit or somehow, I looked at the phone for a long time.

The head of the room asked, "Who is it?"

I answered casually: "The adulterer."

The head of the room was taken aback for a moment, and laughed out loud!
Xu Weiyu will pick me up later.

The head of the room waved at him from a distance, "Traitor Xu! Here!"

Xu Weiyu came over, glanced at the head of the room, then at me, and asked: "This person has convulsions again?"

The head of the room giggled, shaking like chaff.

On the way back, Xu Weiyu asked: "What did she call me just now?"

I calmly replied, "Brother-in-law."

Xu Weiyu let out an "oh".

Then Xu Weiyu's cell phone rang (text message), he checked it, then frowned, then laughed, "Is he an adulterer?"

"..."

Those who don't want to talk to me in the short term, the head of the office, don't play like this!

One day, while having dinner, the head of the office called and said, "It's broken again!"

The frequency with which this girl changed boyfriends made me forget when she started getting along with this one this time.

While I was grilling rice, I asked her with concern: "Why did you break up again?" Every time she broke up, the reasons for breaking up were very strange, which surprised and delighted me.

Director: "When I was wearing a dress, he was wearing a vest, which is not mainstream! I am not mainstream, he is wearing a suit! I gritted my teeth and wore a bank uniform, and he was wearing a T-shirt and jeans! If you want to break up, just say so. This is gross, break it off decisively!"

"..."

Before going out this time, several friends contacted me with long text messages and lists of cosmetics.I replied one by one: This time I went to Africa.No more responses.

I am depressed, there are so many good things in Africa, you have nothing else to pursue except cosmetics?
Daren represents everyone's general thinking: no.

The head of the room wanted to come and have dinner with me on a whim.I said yes, and she said to call Shang Lanlan again.

Lan Lan is about two hours' drive from my house, not too far away, and I haven't seen her for a long time, so I called her.Lan Lan immediately agreed: "Great, come right away! His grandma and I are on a blind date, my sister is too saving lives!"

"..."

Lan Lan probably walked back, and said on the phone: "I'm sorry, my sister gave birth and I have to hurry over there!"

"..."

Then the head of the room said: "Do you want to call the master again?"

I don't know what the head of the office is doing today, the master is in the Great South, if you take a plane, you may arrive in two hours.

I asked the room chief: "What are you doing today? You won't cause any trouble, uh, you want to leave us a last message?"

The head of the room glared over, "Scorpio really hit the nail on the head. I just had a nightmare last night. I dreamed that the four of us were chased and killed. It was so sad, so I must see you who are alive today!"

"..."

In the end, the master of nature didn't come. When Lan Lan arrived, the head of the office was playing games in the living room crazy.

Lan Lan looked at it and said, "Director, why are you gaining weight again?"

Office head: "The bank is under a lot of pressure."

Lan Lan: "Are you still fat under pressure?"

While killing the enemy, the head of the room said: "Oh, I grow inversely."

"..."

As long as the university gang gets together, there are always jokes.

During the meal, the head of the office asked Wei Yu: "Young Master Xu, is there any handsome guy like you in your unit?"

Wei Yu: "No."

The head of the room was disappointed, "What about the similarities?"

Wei Yu: "No."

The head of the room was desperate, "What about the opposite?"

Wei Yu glanced at her, "What exactly do you want to say?"

The head of the room smiled obscenely: "Master Xu, can you introduce someone to me?"

Wei Yu: "Not happy."

Room chief: "Why??"

Wei Yu: "I don't want to harm anyone."

"..."

High school best friend: Have you seen the photo?A young man that my wife is very satisfied with asked me to get along with him.I die!Does it look like an African?So African!

Me: Actually, Africans are pretty handsome.

Girlfriend: I have been tortured to the point of collapse recently!Yesterday I finally couldn't take it anymore, and told my mother, I don't like men, I like women!
I sweat: Is your mother scared?

Girlfriend: The problem is no, my mother is very calm, she said "Oh", and then said, "Then you can get along with him and see, the young man is good at work..." I am completely on a different frequency!
Me: So what are you going to do?
Girlfriend: I'm still dead!
Sometimes when I think about it, those girls who are forced to go on a blind date are really not easy.One can imagine the pressure.

I often tell friends who have these troubles, just wait a little longer, and he will come when you wait.But we all know how persuasive these words are, in fact, they are also a kind of psychological comfort.But I think, instead of marrying someone casually now and making it uncomfortable later, it's better to wait, anyway, you've been waiting for him for more than twenty years.

(End of this chapter)