Gu Xijue's "Warm Love" Collection

Chapter 28 is full of my love for you (standard edition) (28)
What about your morals after marriage?
When Xu Weiyu is shameless, I would say to him: "Where's your integrity?"

He looked back at Bai Meisheng with a smile and said: "When I fell in love with you, I fell."

Then, when his colleagues and friends are stimulated by his arrogant behavior under the elegant temperament of the breeze and the moon, they will say to him: "Brother Yu, you have lost your integrity!"

He turned his head and smiled, "No, it's your integrity."

In short, I have received more than one phone call about Xu Weiyu's integrity.

"Brother and sister, you have to decide for me. Yes, I am his colleague in the same department. My surname is Liu, and I suffered from his inhumane assault! I can't protect you at the end of the day, and I want to jump into the river, but there are old and young in the family..."

"..."

Later I asked him: "Why did you violate colleague Liu?"

Wei Yu: "Fart! He has nothing to do all day, wandering around in my office, he is so annoying, someone took a pair of handcuffs and tied him to the seat, and let him calm down for a while."

"..."

The Wei Yu unit organized to go to a certain place to play live CS, and I was taken there, all kinds of unwilling.Fortunately, many gay men also brought their families.

According to the way of drawing lots, Wei Yu and I became enemies.He took my hand and said: "Daughter-in-law, I am an organized and disciplined person, so what did I do to you later, please...don't remember the villain's mistakes, don't make me kneel on the keyboard when I go home what."

Someone shouted in front: "Brother Yu, what are your mother-in-law and mother doing? Hurry up and gather!"

Wei Yu: "Why are you arguing, I'm reaffirming my character as a border guard!"

The fight started, and it didn't take long for me to be held at gunpoint.

Xu Weiyu ran over from a distance, "Wait, wait! The prisoner let me come!"

I looked at the sky, Xu Weiyu ran to the back, I saw him look at his teammate affectionately, and then wiped him out.

teammate:"……"

I:"……"

Wei Yu: "I can't do anything to beautiful women."

Not a pretty woman, I said sincerely: "You should kill me with one shot, I really want to go down and drink tea."

It is said that Xu Weiyu once went to dinner with his colleagues after get off work. Two days ago, the U.S. military exercise was held, so they exchanged the content there during the meal, and occasionally leaked some words such as "missile", "power", and "delivery". , They speak more professionally, and they will add a few words: "If you encounter something from our army, so what?"

So many people who were eating turned their eyes to them silently.

Finally, when these intellectuals paid the bill, the store owner waved his hands and said boldly: "Brothers, you are all going to fight in the front, so I invite you! Listen to you, the weapons are so powerful now... I guess..." The boss turned his head impatiently.

When Wei Yu told me, her face was filled with melancholy, "That big brother invited us to the 'Last Supper', after that time, we didn't have the nerve to go to that small restaurant again..."

Xu Weiyu's various rogue quotations.

I rolled around on the bed for a week and a half, looking at me with affection, "It seems that I have been poisoned by a vicious man and woman, this girl who passed by should get rid of the poison... Hey, don't go, girl!"

Busy in front of the computer, he ran over and said, "Please lose your virginity."

While drying the clothes, he circled around and said with a cute face, "This kind-hearted contractor, please contract me? As long as you work hard, I guarantee that you will have a big harvest next year, and you won't lose any money."

I:"……"

Of course, it's basically just arguing.

Outside, when he was with his friends, seeing someone looking at beautiful women, Wei Yu snorted coldly: "What about your quality?" After finishing, he said, "If you want to look at your own, it's useless to look at other people's!"

I couldn't help but ask him once, "You men don't have any noble sentiments?"

Wei Yu smiled obscenely: "...love...fuck...I have it, of course, I only have it for you!"

On the phone, I wanted to call the head of the department, but I dialed the wrong number, but I didn't hear the "Hello" at first, so I continued: "Should I introduce someone to you? Although he is an only child, he has a good personality and good looks. It's not bad, but the height is a little short of the 1.8 meters you want, what do you think, do you want to take a look?"

The other party: "But... I like women."

Looking at the mobile phone, it turned out to be a male friend with the same surname as the head of the office, and he was lined up with the head of the office in the business card holder.

Embarrassed, I immediately said that I made a mistake.

The other party laughed: "I believe it, because I don't have a requirement of 1.8 meters for women. By the way, your husband said that he is still growing taller. What's the matter? How did you make up for him? Give me some pointers, I want to grow taller Five centimeters will be developed!"

I also wanted to know what was going on, so I asked Xu Weiyu at night: "Are you still growing taller?"

"Yeah! I always feel like stepping on the air when I sleep these two days."

I wiped my sweat, "Is that calcium deficiency?"

Wei Yu: "..."

When chatting with Xu Weiyu on the Internet, I had something to leave, so I said to him: "We'll talk about it when we come back."

Then when I came back, I saw a bunch of words on the screen: "It's the most annoying to come back after the commercial!"

"If you leave, don't come back!"

"You go! You go! Go out of this door and don't come back!"

"I knew it was always me who gave between us!"

I replied: "Why isn't there the most classic phrase 'I feel like I'll never love again'?"

Xu Weiyu: "Is your immunity strong..."

After dinner, I came back from a walk and crossed the road. A car ran a red light and passed in front of me. Xu Weiyu immediately pulled me back. He glanced at the license plate of the car and said, "Wait for a double ticket. , second-hand goods!"

After they crossed the road, I asked him, "What would you do if a car actually hit you?"

Wei Yu: "Then don't even think about it, push you away, I'll fall to the ground, if you come back to extort money, you won't be able to extort him to death!"

I was speechless, "Isn't it advisable to blackmail people?"

"We must be law-abiding crossing the road. Anyone who bumps into us will be short-sighted. If you don't have long-sightedness, be polite to him and blackmail him to death! It is best for him to pay for the rest of the living expenses. If you are sick, call him and think about it." Call him after eating, hum."

"Are you guys dating?"

"..."

Xu Weiyu was on the phone with someone, "When I say 'unhappy' about something, stop wasting your tongue, no matter what you say, I won't agree! Say more, first, it made me even more angry Not happy, two, I'm still 'not happy'."

I said to him later: "You usually say 'unhappy' in nine out of ten things, unhappy sir?"

Wei Yu: "But I am happy sir to you all the time, H sir for short!"

I wonder if he understands the meaning of H?
One day I asked him casually, "Happy sir, what do you think makes you the most happy?"

Wei Yu: "H!"

"..."

Watching TV at night, during this period of heavy rain in the north, our side is sunny every day, so I said, "Why doesn't it rain to our place?"

After hearing this, Xu Weiyu nodded and said, "That's to say, it's raining and dew!"

Friend: "One sentence proves that you are the head of the family!"

Wei Yu: "I control the family's economic power!"

Me: "...I have the final say on whether you are happy or not."

"..."

(End of this chapter)