Gu Xijue's "Warm Love" Collection

Chapter 25 is full of my love for you (standard edition) (25)
Cultural differences are the worst
One of Xu Weiyu's jokes about studying abroad.

Because foreigners don't eat chicken feet, chicken feet are very cheap in foreign supermarkets.Once he bought a big bag and brought it back to the dormitory to be stewed. A foreigner roommate saw it and asked curiously what it was about.

At that time, Wei Yu had just left the country, and he was not very proficient in foreign languages, so he couldn’t find a word, so he had to say: “This is finger (this is the chicken’s finger, he can’t speak English at once).” The foreigner was scared away. .When Wei Yu told me, she also despised them, "Their KFC and McDonald's are almost full of chicken feasts, and we Chinese are not allowed to eat chicken feet."

When I thought about it, KFC and McDonald's really didn't sell chicken feet.

I asked: "Is there really no one among foreigners who wants to eat chicken feet?" The feet are so delicious.

Wei Yu: "The ones I have come into contact with, but after I finished baking, they all said they were delicious! Then I asked them 'is it delicious' while eating, hehehe."

"..."

The second joke of Xu Weiyu studying abroad.

Another time, while eating oranges, Xiao Yu wore an orange peeler in his hand to peel them. As a result, a foreigner from an unknown country watched him move his hand like a monster, and the orange peel turned into several petals. , and then Xiao Yu introduced this thing to him, and the other party said that the Chinese are too scary.Student Wei Yu was very pleased.

The third of Xu Weiyu's overseas study jokes.

There is a very cheap cafeteria in Oxford University. The food is very good and the price is very cheap, but you need to wear a formal suit to enjoy the meal. What is a formal suit, that is, a suit and a cloak.

Xiao Yu once went to that school to play with his buddies, and was taken to this restaurant for dinner.

Xu Weiyu: "Ah, I almost thought I had time-traveled into "Harry Potter"!" Then he said that his friend was also extremely saddened by the meal rules, and often skipped meals just to avoid being so embarrassing.Xu Weiyu sympathized, "Fortunately, I'm not in Oxford."

I said, "You didn't pass the exam, did you?"

Wei Yu: "Tsk, if I work hard, Oxford and Cambridge will be the only things I can do!"

Me: "Then why don't you use your strength? It's still the same sentence, can't you send it?"

Wei Yu: "I'm not afraid that I'm too much, you will have psychological pressure to climb high."

"..." I said, "You overestimate yourself."

"Dear, don't go! I was wrong, my lord, and I dare not speak such wild words again!"

My younger brother called me back and said in tears: "Didn't my mother send me Jinhua ham to school before? Then my classmates saw it and asked what it was, and then I said it was a leg, a leg, and I almost died Someone called the police and arrested you!"

"and then?"

"Sister, you have no sympathy!"

"It's because you haven't learned English well."

"Some Chinese is hard to translate, okay?"

"Isn't it Jinhua leg?"

"..."

Indigenous cultural differences.While eating, I suddenly thought of a cute conversation, so I said to Xu Weiyu who was opposite me: "Come, come to my bowl."

As a result, someone twitched and said, "Would you like braised in brown sauce or steamed?"

Is this a naked generation gap?

He ate for a while and said, "Your words sound familiar, where did you hear them? Oh, on TV, in commercials."

Then, the following days.

After washing his face and putting on powder in the morning, Xu Weiyu said, "If you want to have good skin, use Dabao sooner or later." Even though what he applied was not Dabao at all.

I went to the water dispenser and poured a glass of Wahaha purified water, "I only have eyes for you."

After washing her hair at night, Xu Weiyu said, "Rejoice, that's how confident I am."

Before kissing, he chewed Qingzui lozenges, "Want to know the taste of 'Qingzui'?"

I went crazy and said, "Forget me. Are you back to normal?"

He said, "It's fun... ok." Pulling out a set, "Let me say one last time, 'Happy life, I have a set'!"

(End of this chapter)