Rebirth Five Zeros and Get Rich Sutra

Chapter 160 Original Version and Counterfeit Version
He Xiaoxi Station is located behind He Liuye.He Xiaoxi made a gesture of wiping the necks of He Xiaodong and He Xiaodong who were facing each other.

It means to threaten the two of you: if you two dare to be moved by him, this is what will happen to you.He Xiaodong and the two of them were quite acquainted, and started to play Tai Chi with He Liuye.

Neither agree nor disagree.It's just where the crimes of scarred eyes are listed.He Xiaoxi gave the two of them a thumbs up.

He Liuye spoke so dryly, it was useless.

Don't be afraid of dry mouth, this is a tea shed, and the most indispensable thing is tea that can moisten your throat.He Xiaoxi made a pot of tea for the three of them, the tea was full.

He Xiaodong and the others were fine, they talked less, were not thirsty, and drank little water.People are also young and do not suffer from kidney deficiency.

He Liuye is old and has a kidney deficiency. People who drink too much water can bear it, but the bladder can't support it.Regardless of the failure to achieve the goal, he got up to say goodbye.

He Xiaoxi rubbed his chin, thinking that he couldn't take advantage of this old man.This guy must have gotten the benefit of scarred eyes, and came to pretend to be a good old man and a muddleheaded person.

He Xiaoxi came out of the tea shed, waved to He Damao who was standing by the river, and called him over.Attached to the ear to teach the opportunity.

He Damao listened to He Xiaoxi's words, smiled obscenely, and assured her: "Sister, don't worry, Qing will wait for brother to bring you good news."

He Xiaodong heard the movement here in the tea shed, and asked them: "What are you doing?"

He Damao shrank his neck in shock, while He Xiaoxi replied: "It's okay, brother, I'm talking to Brother Da Mao."

While waving to He Damao, he told him to leave quickly.Don't let He Xiaodong get caught and delay the "business".

He Xiaodong was worried after all, and when he came out, he saw He Damao heading towards the village.Ask him: "Da Mao, what are you doing?"

He Damao didn't agree and didn't look back, just pretended not to hear and continued to walk forward.It's just that the faster and faster pace under his feet betrayed him.

Seeing that He Xiaoxi was about to reveal his secrets, he quickly grabbed his brother: "Brother, I happen to have something to tell you...."

He Xiaodong looked worriedly in the direction of He Damao, but he was also afraid that He Xiaoxi had something important to tell him.He had no choice but to follow He Xiaoxi into the tea shed worriedly.

He Xiaoxi didn't really have important things to tell him, but he just wanted to trip him up and prevent him from stopping He Damao.

At the critical moment, He Dachun was still able to step up.Seeing He Xiaoxi pull He Xiaodong in, she quickly brought him a bowl of water and said, "Brother, what do you think about this?"

He Xiaoxi, who was worried that there was no important topic to talk about, hurriedly said: "Yeah brother, this old thing has no good intentions, what should we do?"

Accidentally exposed the dissatisfaction with He Liuye from the bottom of his heart.

He Xiaodong got angry when she heard that Master He Liu was an old man, and reprimanded her: "What are you talking about?"

He Xiaoxi rolled his eyes: "So he's being polite, look at what he did, how can it be done by humans?"

She listed all the things He Liuye shouldn't do, or the inappropriate things he did these years, leaving He Xiaodong speechless.

In fact, He Xiaodong has gradually become dissatisfied with He Liuye over the years, and basically doesn't go to him for big or small things.Just like the last flood warning, he consulted with Lu Youfu.

Acquiescing to what He Xiaoxi said, He Xiaodong said: "Then you can't call him an old thing, it's so disrespectful, and if everyone hears it, they won't have a good impression of you. Don't do this in the future."

Fearing that He Xiaoxi would say something shocking again, he said, "Let's talk about this at night when we go home. It's not convenient to talk about it here." After speaking, he turned and went out to work.

As long as he doesn't chase Brother Big Mao, what else does it matter?Say it at night, say it at night.

He Damao chased He Liuye all the way into the village before he caught up with him.The old man ran quite fast because of the urgency to urinate.He Damao was running out of breath, let alone the old man.

Now, the manure of people and livestock is the main source of fertilizer, so most people use their own latrines.

In general, there is not even a single public hut in the village.When most people encounter urgency, they find a place covered by grass or bushes to defecate.

He Liuye insisted on his identity, so of course he couldn't be like those people he thought were vulgar.

He Damao caught up with the old man, took his hand and kissed him as if seeing his own grandfather: "Master Liu, I've had a hard time looking for you. Hey!"

He Liuye was so terrified that he almost peed his pants without holding back.His expression was a little distorted.

He forcefully pulled his arm out, and said while pulling: "I have something urgent, if you need anything, go back to my house and let's talk about it in detail."

He Damao managed to catch him so easily, how could he let him run away.My heart said: I know you have something "urgent", but it's not that you are in a hurry, I still don't grab you.

Deadly tugged on his arm and did not let go, crying: "What I want to tell you is also urgent, or a big urgent matter, blah blah!"

Seeing that he wouldn't want to leave after finishing his speech, He Liuye could only make a quick decision and said, "What do you want from me? Tell me quickly, I really have something urgent."

Keep your face, sorry to say what is urgent.

In fact, this person has three urgencies, so what can he do?

And there is a local saying: If you control the sky and the earth, you can still control the shit and fart?Although the words are vulgar, they are very reasonable.

It's just that He Liuye, who wants to save face and suffer, can't understand.I didn't do the usual slow strokes of my beard, and the two strands were tightly clamped.

He Damao pretended to be shy, and said slowly: "Someone told me a daughter-in-law, but..."

He Liuye, who had an "urgent matter", was furious.

If He Xiaoxi was here, he would be able to tell that he was imitating Lu Youcai.

It's just that Lu Youcai is the original version, and it doesn't look like his fake version, nor does he have such hot eyes.

Anyway, it was very uncomfortable for He Liuye to look at such an expression when his bladder was about to hold on.

He Liuye roared in his heart: You said it, don't be, no matter how good you are, I can't guess what you are going to say?

He could only make a random promise: "For the matter of marriage, I will ask your sixth grandma to give you palm eyes later." He Damao would let him go if he said that.

He Damao is a sticky nest, whoever sticks to it will be unlucky, it can't be torn off and can't be thrown off.

He cried again: "Hey, hey, it's not just about the eyes, I can't get the dowry, hey."

He Liuye is an iron rooster, a thing that can only get in and out of nothing.Back then when Xihe was the first to live in his family, he never saw him take care of any clansman.

Now that the land reform has passed, the money and goods in his hands are not as generous as before, and even more stingy.

Hearing He Damao's words, he struggled vigorously while holding the two strands tightly.

He Damao was afraid that he would break free, and he couldn't help but want to laugh seeing his uncomfortable appearance.He simply jumped to the ground, hugged He Liuye's leg, and covered up the smile on his lips.

He Liuye was hugged by his legs and couldn't break free, mainly because he didn't dare to struggle.I'm afraid I won't be able to hold back my urine if I move too much.

If you pee your pants in the crowd, do you want to lose face for the rest of your life?Do you want to go out to meet people in the future?
　Heiyu released He Damao, the best monster of the year.

　　Will He Liuye make a fool of himself in public?HahaO(∩_∩)Ohaha~
　　Heiyu's wretched smile can represent everything. \(^o^)/~
　　
　
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