Lord God in Naruto

Chapter 79 Turn the table, I choose to give up
Which one is better at avoiding customs?The main god Hokage looks for Tiantian.

Kakashi has solved the passport problem almost perfectly. Just find four islanders with passports to take their passports, and then use the transformation technique to change into the opponent's appearance. The ninja tools and the like are all sealed. Just put it in the space scroll that you carry with you every day.

Tian Tian's mobile warehouse nickname is not for nothing.

Kai just doesn't like to use ninjutsu, but it doesn't mean he can't.

Neji is the same way.

The reason why it is said to be a near-perfect solution is probably because Xiao Li, a physical genius, is a real ninjutsu and illusion idiot.

Therefore, Xiao Li had to be forced to hang on the plane for smuggling - after all, it is still difficult for ordinary people to see Xiao Li's teleportation technique.

Just dodge the cameras.

What's even more bizarre is that, as a teacher, Kai actually hung out of the plane with Xiao Li, saying that it was an excellent practice.

So Lan Yu saw two thick-browed men in green vests, hanging upside down on the bottom of the plane for so-called "practice", but in the end, the strong wind pressure forced Xiao Li to lie down on the plane to barely let him go. He was blown off, but Kai was able to stand on his head against the bottom of the plane against the strong wind pressure, standing in front of Xiao Li and sharing most of the pressure for him.

It can be seen that Kai came out together because he was worried about Xiao Li, not the so-called cultivation.

It can be seen from this that Kai's physical strength has reached a very powerful level, but...his clothes obviously cannot be cultivated with him.

When they arrived at the destination, the clothes on both of them were torn into beggar clothes by the wind pressure.

The two of them landed in advance before the plane landed. During the waiting process, they unexpectedly received a few Celestial Coins, which settled the next fare.

Fortunately, although the master and apprentice are stupid, Kakashi still has the currency of the Celestial Dynasty in the information that Kakashi investigated in advance.

Under the reminder of the well-meaning person who was hypnotized, Kakashi successfully learned how to use the mobile phone to look up information.

As a [Technology Talent] with a [Technology Mastery] of 1, although Kakashi cannot play with all technological products like every day, it is still appropriate to learn a simple and easy-to-understand smartphone.

As a profitable business model of sightseeing, Dinosaur Park can naturally find its location through whiteness, and then buy the corresponding tickets to enter.

The only difference is that a series of "physical examinations" are required to enter the dinosaur park. It is said that it is to exclude people with hidden dangers and prevent sudden death or other things from being scared by dinosaurs.

Being able to enjoy a free medical examination, given the habit of people from the Celestial Dynasty who are cheap and do not take advantage of the turtle's eggs, naturally they will not refuse.

It is the first time Kakashi and the five came to investigate information, so it is natural not to be too conspicuous-the step of physical examination is necessary, even if you are coming for the second time.

Therefore, Kakashi and others can only cooperate with blood drawing, urine test, skin tissue collection, simple physical fitness test and so on.

Kai, who has always been going all out, successfully blasted the machine for testing strength without anyone reminding him.
"Hey, is the machine broken?" After a short period of astonishment, the tester confidently made up a possibility, and then ticked the column he was in charge of on Kai's medical report.

Anyway, strength has nothing to do with body, so he just let Kai go.

After Dekai left, the tester's face turned cold in vain, and he fumbled for a brick cell phone that had obviously been modified from his body and dialed a number.

The phone rang for a long time before it was connected, and a very impatient voice came from the opposite side: "Say!"

Faced with this very impolite tone, the testers became more respectful: "Master Jingmen, I found a special person who can blow up a strength testing machine with a maximum limit of 2 tons with one punch. I would like to ask you to study Came out of the place?"

The other side of the phone was silent for a while, as if to check the corresponding information. After a long time, there was another concise sentence: "You have merit, come to me to do things tomorrow."

After all, Jingmen on the opposite side directly hung up the phone.

Faced with this impolite behavior, the testers not only did not have any dissatisfaction, but their eyes were full of surprise, as if it was a great honor to be able to work at Jingmen, which is opposite the phone.

Kai naturally didn't know that his unintentional actions had attracted the attention of some people, so he carried out the next physical examination happily, and the data of each item were amazingly good.

In the end, the test results turned into a thick stack of documents, which was placed on the desk of a pale man, along with about 100 milliliters of Kai's blood, hair, and the upper layer of the mouth. and other collected organizations.

Kai, who is almost ignorant of modern technology, doesn't understand that these things are enough to make another Kai!
After reading Kai's detailed medical examination materials in detail, the pale man looked at the tissues collected from Kai with bright eyes, and then connected a call without hesitation: "Prepare the helicopter, I'm going to the general base."

Hanging up the phone, the pale man stood up, and the golden nameplate on his left chest wrote "General Manager; Jingmen"

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Kai was completely unaware of the attention his body parts had drawn, and after reconciling with Kakashi, who had all completed the physical examination, he got into the tour bus and began touring the dinosaur park.

Each dinosaur park has a wide variety of dinosaurs.

The long-necked dragon whose neck can circle the earth,

Thorn dragons with barbs all over their bodies,

pterosaurs soaring in the sky,

The egg-stealing monster Velociraptor in group action,

Steady and honest Triceratops,

The ferocious Tyrannosaurus Rex,

It can be said that the Kai five really understand how difficult the task this time is.

Among other things, let's talk about the most docile long-necked dragon. As a vegetarian, it has a height of 15 meters. Even if its long neck accounts for more than half of its height, its weight is a full 150 tons. Heavy.

For such a big guy, it would be a strenuous task for Kakashi and others to kill, not to mention that these things travel in groups in this vast park.

If we want to talk about the real hordes, we have to mention the Velociraptor. Although this group of scary and cunning little guys with high IQ is only a little over 2 meters in height, their speed is really amazingly fast. It is preliminarily estimated that there are ninjas at the bronze level. The speed under full burst.

As for these gadgets, there are twenty or thirty of them when traveling, which is still a small number. Kakashi and others even saw a large area full of velociraptors eating a dead long-necked dragon.

150 tons of meat, but within 3 minutes it was shaved off and only the skeleton remained.

The armored dragon is even more painful. This thing looks like a hard bone, and Kai is not sure whether he can easily break the opponent's outer armor.

Especially when he saw the opponent flicking his tail unconsciously, after a tailbone the size of a bowling ball at the end of the tail swung and smashed head-sized potholes on the ground, Tiantian immediately understood that if he was hit head-on, he would definitely To be seriously injured!

There are at least 62 dinosaur parks like this!
And their job is to destroy all the dinosaurs in these 62 places in a short time, and destroy their corpses without leaving even a drop of dinosaur blood
Flip the table, I choose to give up!
For a while, Kakashi was thinking about a question——

I don't know, can he adapt to living in the plane of "Jurassic Park"?

After all, it may be a place to live for a lifetime.

　Hehe, typing on the mobile phone with both hands recently caused the bones of the left arm to crack a little, so only one right hand is a bit slow to type, please forgive me.

　　By the way, yesterday I asked Jiyou to take Xiaolan's LOL account to give away three heads, which will be permanently banned. In the future, there will be more time code words. It's a pity that the 100+ skin is distressed! ! !
　　
　
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