God's Chosen Archmage

Chapter 4 Slimes

"Puduo...Puduo..."

In the clearing, the group of slimes were still bouncing around peacefully, stopping from time to time, opening their toothless mouths to eat the grass on the ground.These creatures seem to have no eyes. Although it does not prevent them from eating, they also lack sufficient vigilance for the dangers around them.

At this time, a slightly smaller dark green slime seemed to deviate from its own group.It was jumping around, trying to find some fatter grass.

Suddenly, a stone hit it on the body.A wave-like ripple appeared on its beautiful dark green body.

The slime stopped, trying to straighten its body, making itself look like an upside-down bowling pin.Then, a pair of round dark green eyes protruded from the upper part of its body.

It didn't take long before it finally spotted a little boy with a smirk on his face behind a big tree.

The slime was angry, and his body kept agitating like a puffer fish!Then, it was like a fast bouncing ball, and it rushed towards that little kid viciously!

Suddenly, the slime felt a crooked net suddenly appear in front of him, and his feet (provided it had feet) suddenly fell into a big hole in the ground!Before its water polo head could figure out what was going on, it greeted it fiercely as soon as it hit the stick!

The slime panicked. Although it tried its best to jump out of the trap, the stick seemed to have some kind of spirituality. Whenever it was about to jump, the stick would definitely wait in front of it!Until its body shattered into pieces, it didn't figure out what was going on!

The group of slimes in the distance didn't notice the miserable scene of their companions at all. That stupid appearance really made Ed feel a little bit guilty.

"Fuck! Can't we get some more vicious monsters in this proving ground? How can I get such a group of silly slimes?"

Although Ed said so, he still hid in the hiding place prepared in advance.Because another pink slime is approaching his trap...

A few minutes later, with the final blow smashing a slime into pieces, Ed's another monster kill finally came to an end.This creature is indeed very weak, but its extremely flexible body still made Ed suffer a lot!

"Fuck, is this a slime or a rubber ball? I'm exhausted!" Sitting on the ground like a hahaha toad, Ed complained.

He moved extremely carefully, but it didn't attract other slimes' ideas.But to eliminate such a large group one by one, Ed felt that he would die of exhaustion!

On the grass in the distance, the group of slimes were bouncing quietly, and Ed couldn't help feeling worried.The time he has stayed here is not too short, if Ma Gelin's powder can't hold on, he will stay here forever as a savage.

Ed's eyes scanned around the space.It was found that in the corner of the open space, a huge stone pillar was erected.Due to the age, this stone pillar has long been rotted by wind and rain.The whole body is full of various vines.

Ed's eyes lit up.He felt that if it was done properly, it could crush twenty or more slimes to death.

But having said that, this space is not too small, but it is not too big!At least Ed had to go through these slimes if he wanted to go to the stone pillar in the open space.

"Maybe, as long as slimes don't mess with them, they shouldn't take the initiative to attack."

Ed thought for a while, but still summoned up his courage and carefully slipped towards the stele that passed through the group of slimes.

Going deeper into those slimes step by step, those creatures really wouldn't take the initiative to attack Ed.They eat grass as they should, and jump as they should.Ed's footsteps became more and more cautious.He had seen the speed of this creature jumping at full speed just now, and he didn't want to provoke even one of them.

20 meters, ten meters, five meters, one meter... Ed finally got near the stone pillar.Although it was only a short distance there before, it made him sweat all over his face!

After calming his beating heart a little, Ed began to study the stone pillar carefully.Like most buildings, its roots are far more corroded than the rest of the column.But now there is only one problem. Although the stone pillar seems to be able to fall to the ground with a push, it is an impossible task for Ed's current thin body.

Ed tried to push.The stone pillar remained motionless as if it had taken root.

Ed was a little discouraged.He turned around the stone pillar.The hard work paid off, and he soon found some debris that could be knocked off on the left side of the stone pillar.

He picked up a stone and tapped it lightly,
"Hulong..." The stone pillar seemed to ring.

Ed was overjoyed, and then, he began to carefully study the cracks here.

Maybe the first time was accidental, Ed exhausted all methods in the subsequent few times, and the boulder didn't even make the slight sound before!give up?That's not Ed's style.He thought for a while, and began to try to insert his wooden stick into the gap between the stone pillars.

"Hulong... Hulong...boom!"

Suddenly, the boulder suddenly collapsed as if it was unbearable!Ed was dumbfounded, he never thought that the stone pillar would fall like this!He hasn't done anything yet, so why use it as an organ?

"Gurgling..."

A strange sound woke him up.In front of him, it seems that all the slimes are glaring at him!It turned out that the boulder fell into the group of slimes just now, and it only crushed three or four to death, but it succeeded in arousing the fury of all the slimes!
Ed swallowed hard.Just as he was about to try to escape, a yellow light flashed in front of him, and a huge yellow slime flew right in front of him in an instant!

After all, he was small and nimble, and suddenly dodged to the side, narrowly dodging the slime's attack.

A cold sweat trickled down Ed's forehead quickly.He knew in his heart that the slime's attack could not be too heavy, but feeling the slime's attack at such a close distance really made people feel "exhilarated"

At this time, another red slime ran towards him quickly.But Ed jumped up without even thinking about it!Using the flexible body of this monster to jump away is the only thing he has to do now!
In mid-air, Ed's legs sank into the slime's body.At that moment, the two sides seemed to be at a standstill.Afterwards, a strong rebound quickly formed under Ed's feet, causing his body to be bounced far away like a cannonball!

Coincidentally, there was also a flying slime behind him.Because the creature flew in the wrong direction, it didn't bring much impact to him, but the flexibility of the slime's body still made Ed's body fly high into the air.

The sound of the wind in my ears kept whizzing.

Ed panicked. He didn't expect that his carelessness would put him in such a predicament!

He turned his head with difficulty to look at the ground.Those slimes have already been waiting below.

Suddenly, a wonderful idea quickly formed in Ed's mind.He adjusted his body slightly, and sat down like this!

"puff--!"

A sound of slime touching Ed's buttocks.Although Ed is small and light, but the momentum of the fall is definitely not something this slime can resist!
"Whoa-"

The slime turned into fragments flying around, and Ed himself was thrown into the air again by the flexible body of the shattered slime.

This method really works!Ed was terrified.In the following time, Ed seemed to be transformed into the great plumber Mario!Although he doesn't have Mario's incomparably powerful bounce, the flexible bodies of those silly slimes on the ground just make up for this shortcoming!

One jump, one slime.When Ed sat down on the last slime, his body suddenly moved.His center of gravity shifted, and the slime still couldn't escape the fate of being crushed. On the other hand, Ed himself used this different rebound force to fly directly to a big tree next to him.

The huge impact made the entire canopy tremble.At that moment, Ed was excited while holding the tree trunk!

In my ears, I seem to have heard a famous song from my previous life: It is not a sin for a man to cry... Only you can experience the bitterness... He is also full of guilt...

A bluish-white magic circle exit abruptly appeared in the center of the space.Just like the space itself, it is mysterious, unique, and has an incredible flavor!
It's a pity that all of this can't drive Ed to come forward. His current situation seems to be really... painful.

"MD, I didn't expect labor and capital to experience the experience of Mario stepping on mushrooms!"

On a thick branch, Ed was hanging on it like a little monkey.He is in pain.Even though he seemed to have killed all the slimes effortlessly just now, the all-out charge of that kind of creature is not so easy to catch—he probably has his ass swollen!

While Ed was urinating, his eyes began to look under the tree.It's not like he didn't want to slip down the tree, but his poor ass just wouldn't let him.

"Should I just hang on the tree and wait for the swelling to go down? This really hurts!"

At this moment, he felt light in his hand, and looked around, what big trees were there?It was clearly the inside of an incomparably huge cave!Bursts of scorching sulfur breath also rushed towards the face!Ed still didn't understand why he was here again, and a piercing pain quickly came out of his buttocks.

"Wow...it hurts to death..."

He couldn't help jumping up like a toad!The tears that had just stopped not long ago fell like a waterfall again.

"Hey hee hee, a red-bottomed crybaby tester!"

Suddenly, a crisp child's voice sounded.Although Ed's eyes were already blurred with tears, he still felt extremely surprised!There is actually a talking child in this volcano, what kind of monster is this!

Looking again, the one who spoke was indeed a child.It looks very cute, but Ed has never seen such a child as big as a doll in thirty centimeters

(End of this chapter)