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Chapter 188 Seven-step Ecstasy Diarrhea Spirit (Part [-])
Yuesheng was still thinking, when there was a sound of breaking wind behind him.

Li Tang swung the whip and whipped it over, "What are you waiting for! Let this princess see how much you really have!"

She was forced to call her mother today, and now that she's on the school field, she's going all out to get it back!
The little whip danced so well that it looked a bit better than the Chuyi python dragon whip, but it didn't quite resemble it. Obviously, her father hadn't bothered to teach her any real skills these years.

Yue Sheng made three blows, five cuts and two cuts, broke through the barrier of her whip, sneaked in, and the wind of fists passed by. Although every blow was false, every move made Li Tang sweat coldly from fright, but the little whip In close combat, there is nothing to do.

At first, Bei Heng felt that two-on-one was a bit ineffective. Seeing that her sister was at a disadvantage, she didn't care so much, so she rushed forward to help with her sword drawn.

Yuesheng greeted Litang with one hand, and dealt with Beiheng with the other, it was no problem at all.

The more she gained the upper hand, the more unconvinced the two children became. When they realized that she didn't dare to beat them up, they became arrogant instead, throwing themselves at Yuesheng's fist without any defense.

Yuesheng wanted to prevent her from being hurt, so he took advantage of her on the other side. After going back and forth, his sleeve was cut by Bei Heng's sword, and Li Tang whipped him on his leg.

She is angry!

Little brat, if you don't give me some flair, it's free to be my stepmother!

She aimed at Beiheng first, and used two moves to strike the sword with empty hands, unloaded his sword, and threw it directly far away. Then, like a butterfly piercing through flowers, she quickly grabbed the end of Litang's small whip, and attacked with the other hand. , forcing her to distract, the whip was snatched by Yuesheng backwards.

She got the whip, she only grasped the end, instead she used the handle of the whip as a meteor hammer, the wheel was in her hand, the more she played it, the more she became familiar with it.

It seems that a long time ago, she had such a similar weapon. She swung it leisurely, killed people, and took the head directly!

"If you don't take care of you today, you don't know who I am!"

"Of course we don't know who you are! You don't even know who you are!" Although Li Tang was stubborn, she pulled Bei Heng around and ran around the statue of Li Guang!

If the handle of the whip hits the body, it will be very painful!

Yue Sheng turned Li Tang's small whip upside down, just like the killing chain with a broken sword at the end, beating the two children until the whole school ground screamed.

Beiheng asked Litang while running, "Why doesn't it work?"

Li Tang ran away panting, "Hurry up, the time will come soon!"

Three, two, one!

Sure enough, Yuesheng chased after him for a while, and suddenly stopped moving.

stomachache!
She clutched her belly with difficulty, tightened her legs, and stood on the spot, "Don't...don't run away! No, stop beating, who of you two can tell me where the nearest latrine is..."

Li Tang and Bei Heng stopped in the distance, crossed their arms and smiled, "Let you kill us! Let you kill us! Your hard days have just begun!"

Beiheng proudly played with the little braid next to his ear, "Inside the steamed stuffed bun you ate this morning, there is the rare medicine that I and Uncle Bai Shengshou brought, Dazzling Light Pill, commonly known as the Seven-Step Ecstasy and Diarrhea Spirit, do you dare to leave? Ah! If you can walk seven steps without diarrhea, I will consider you amazing!"

Yuesheng clutched his stomach, feeling the pain, "You two little bastards! Don't let me catch you! Otherwise..."

Ouch!It hurts, it hurts so sour...

Is it true that you can't walk even seven steps?

She is standing in the middle of the huge Haotian school field, where is the toilet!
Seeing that she really didn't dare to move, Li Tang and Bei Heng moved closer, "Hey? You were so vicious just now, who beat us all over the place? Why are you being cowardly now?"

"Didn't you always miss our father? Now that you know you want to hang out in the Emperor's Palace, who's face is up to you?"

Beiheng crossed his hips, "You don't even inquire about it. My father has lost his wife for so many years and is still alone. Why? Do you think he is really blind? Can't see beautiful women like clouds in Xilu? Wrong, wrong, he It's not that I can't see it, or that I don't want to, but that I can't!"

Li Tang looked at his younger brother in amazement, you can say such words!I don't want to live anymore!But having said it all, the siblings must stand on the same front, "That's right! It's not that he doesn't want to find a stepmother for us, but he can't find it! Because everyone who tried to be a stepmother for us is dead!"

"Yes! For example, Zhuo Junya!"

"Yes! Zhuo Junya!"

The more the two talked, the more complacent they became, and the more they talked, the more outrageous they got, and they got carried away, one was inattentive, and one, two, three were born every month!He jumped out in three steps, grabbed one with each hand, and trapped the two of them firmly together with a small whip.

"I'll take the two of you to find the latrine now. If I can't find it, and something happens on the way, I'll wipe the shit with you two!"

Litang has never seen such a rascal before, "You! You are disgusting! You are perverted!"

Beiheng followed up and called, "I'm the dignified gentleman of the Xilu Sacred Dynasty, how could I be your toilet paper!"

Yuesheng endured the abdominal pain, dragging a screaming brat with one hand, and was going to find the latrine.

At this time, the opposite Sheng Chuyi happened to come from afar.

With sharp eyes, Li Tang immediately shut her mouth, hugged Yue Sheng tightly, and called out sweetly, "Mother!"

Bei Heng gave her a thumbs up in admiration, and hugged Yue Sheng by the waist, "Mother!"

Sheng Chuyi saw that the mother's kindness and son's filial piety were too much in this scene, so he knew something was wrong, and said to Yuesheng who was caught in the middle with a livid face: "What are you guys doing?"

Yuesheng raised his hand to hold the two children into his arms, and forced a smile on his face, "We just made gestures twice, they are so cute, I like them so much!"

Li Tang's hand, which had been secretly extended behind her, was about to strangle her fiercely when she complained, but it stopped suddenly.

Seeing that the three of them were fine, Sheng Chuyi smiled and said, "Since there's nothing wrong, go back early, I've arranged a surprise for you."

Bei Heng faced him and pretended to vomit.

Litang snorted in a low voice: "Nicky! Treat us as transparent!"

Yuesheng's stomach is still in a mess, how dare she go back with him, if she pulls her pants halfway in front of this person, she might as well call it a day, "Ah, babe, I haven't had enough fun with them, why don't you go back and wait for me, I'll be there soon."

Sure enough, Sheng Chuyi treated the two children as transparent, and only said softly to Yuesheng: "Okay, then hurry up, I'll wait for you."

Bei Heng rolled his eyes, "Tired and crooked!"

Li Tang also rolled her eyes, "Tacky!"

Sheng Chuyi's face darkened, Yuesheng immediately hugged them both tightly, and smiled at Sheng Chuyi, "It's all right, kid, it's only normal to be mean."

Seeing that she was not angry, Sheng Chuyi frowned at the two brats, "Don't be naughty! Don't bully mother!"

Litang squished her mouth, you still don't know who is bullying whom now!
After sending away the greasy and crooked Sheng Chuyi, Yuesheng finally let out a long, suffocated breath, let go of the two children, and squatted down clutching his stomach, it really hurts!

She pointed at the two of them in pain, "You... you two little... little scourges!"

Li Tang squatted down beside her, "Now you know it hurts? What did you do long ago? If you didn't seduce my father, you would be considered a good person, and our siblings wouldn't treat you like this."

Seeing that her face was contorted from the pain, Bei Heng also grinned for her, "Yeah, you're not too bad, the whip just now didn't really hurt us, and neither did you when Daddy came. Complaint, then what are you planning?"

Yuesheng was in so much pain that he finally breathed a sigh of relief, "I...I don't even know what the picture is...what!"

Litang couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled Beiheng, "Why don't you give her the antidote, look at her face is pale from the pain."

Bei Heng thought for a while, "Uncle Bai said that this medicine won't make people really have diarrhea, but it will hurt as much as giving birth. We just want you to know that our mother suffered from human pain in order to give birth to us. It's the most bitter, but you, who don't eat anything, just want to pick up two children for nothing, there is no such cheap mother in the world to be!"

"Having a baby..."

Yuesheng was in a trance from the pain, she raised her head, her eyes were confused, "I remembered, I seem to have given birth to a child! It really hurts like this! But..., where is my child?"

child!

Her face was pale from the pain, and cold sweat kept dripping down, "Tell me, where are my children? Two! Two children, why are they missing? Where have they all gone?"

After all, Li Tang was still a little girl who had never experienced anything in the world, and Bei Heng was even more of a hairy child. Seeing her suddenly look like this, he was a little scared.

"Sister, are we playing her badly?"

Li Tang tried to stay calm, "Probably not, give her the antidote, and I'll take you to Jindu to avoid the limelight!"

"okay!"

The two children hurriedly fed the antidote to Yuesheng. It was no longer so painful to see her curled up on the ground, but their eyes were fixed on the ground, not knowing what was wrong.

The more they looked, the more frightened they became, and they held each other's hands tightly.

Beiheng: "Maybe I really messed up the game, let's run!"

Li Tang nodded, "It's okay, no matter what happens, His Highness will protect me! Let's go to Jindu!"

The two turned around and ran away, leaving Yuesheng alone, hugging his abdomen, curled up on the ground, muttering, "My child, my child...my child! Give me back my child!"

(End of this chapter)