Escort

Chapter 94 I want to ride a bicycle to XZ!

Everyone was full and had nothing to do, and they all applauded when they heard the otaku's proposal to have a martial arts competition, so Master Fan no longer shied away, and wanted to try for himself how much the mysterious Zhang Biaotou, which was recently rumored, weighed.

Only the beautiful master felt a little strange. She understood the lazy character of the otaku better. This guy has always pursued the strategic thinking of fighting if he can't fight. Why did he take the initiative today?In fact, the answer is very simple. Zhang Biaotou has recently acquired a new flying knife magic skill. After practicing it for a few days, he has been looking for someone to try the effect, but if he is too familiar with it, he is too embarrassed to do it. Finally, he caught a half-baked fan. Sect master, so this guy couldn't help but came up with the crooked idea of ​​asking someone to try his knife.

Poor Master Fan thought that the otaku was young and energetic, and wanted to show off his martial arts through this competition, so he readily accepted it, and at the same time, he wanted to teach him a little bit, this kid can do it at a young age. Defeating Zhan Yuxiong really counts as becoming famous at a young age and being proud of the spring breeze. It is easy to ignore the famous masters of the older generation, and you may suffer a lot from it in the future. If this is the case, let yourself help him correct it. Take a look at his inflated self-confidence.

Hoho, sometimes it's quite fun to go back to Xinshou Village to bully the trumpet once in a while.

Seeing his expression, Tieguai Li really wanted to remind him, leader, I think you are the one with overinflated self-confidence!He is well aware of the power of nerds and the terrifying growth rate that violates the laws of the universe. If you don't see this guy for three days, you might be able to double your combat power. It can't be measured by common sense at all!But he just slipped these words around and then swallowed them back, alas, even if I say it now, sect master, you probably won’t believe it, let you experience for yourself what is the difference between a genius and a mortal.

Sect Master Fan stood still in the courtyard, with the demeanor of a master, and said loudly, "Mr. Fan is practicing the unique Iron Palm Kungfu of my Iron Sect Master, and all the kung fu in his body is in the palms of these two hands. This kung fu is complicated to say the least. Complicated is simple and simple to say, the emphasis is on four words - Perseverance, Fan is not talented, it took ten years to practice this palm technique to a small level, and then it took another 20 years to be considered a strong one , I’m really ashamed.”

"Where is that? Sect Master Fan is too humble. Among all the masters of the Iron Master Sect, the only one who can make such a progress in cultivation is the senior who created this kung fu at the time. You are the master." Tieguai Li still winked, this little boy There was a snap of flattery.

Master Fan also showed a cool expression.

ha?You can show off such a sad thing that you have practiced for 20 years. Are you asking me to praise you for being optimistic or optimistic?
Escort Zhang owns the great martial arts system, and grasps life and entertainment with one hand. It's completely because a man who is full doesn't know that a man is hungry. But fortunately, he still has a bit of moral character, so he didn't laugh at the lower Liba people of Master Fan, so he moved his fingers He was eager to try, "Okay, then let's get started."

"Ah? Brother, you should at least introduce your own martial arts or something before the competition." Although Tieguai Li felt that he was already immune to all kinds of ignorant behaviors of otaku, but this time he was facing his boss, so he still endured it. Can't stop reminding him.

"Oh, is that so, I thought Master Fan just pulled out such a long paragraph just to make use of your enthusiasm for being a fan." The otaku scratched his head and said, "My kung fu is relatively complicated, but I practice it well. It won’t be long, the longer one may be two months, the shorter one is less than seven days, and the best thing I’ve practiced so far is the Qingfeng Palm that my master taught me, okay, that’s all.”

Tieguai Li burst into tears, "Brother, your brief description is here to slap your face."

Master Fan was also taken aback when he heard the words. There are rumors in the world that this kid became famous in a very short time and at a very fast speed. Could it be that he is really a martial arts prodigy who has become a monk halfway through? Doesn’t his master think it is strange? Looking at Wang Shengnan’s expression of course, He didn't know that the aptitude of this Miss Wang was really against the sky.

As long as the master and apprentice have the martial arts cheats, it is like stepping into the 4G era, which is unimaginable to the master Fan who is still using a pager.

Not to mention nonsense, the otaku also floated off the stage and came to the front of Master Fan.

Everyone applauded for the two, and waited and watched while eating melon seeds.The host Tieguai Li announced that the competition is about to begin.

"Wait a minute! I want to protest." Master Fan raised his hand and pointed to the otaku in the distance, "Don't you think he is standing a little far away?"

Everyone turned their heads, and sure enough, they saw Escort Zhang waving to everyone under a small tree ten feet away.

"The protest is justified!" Everyone nodded in agreement. The battle line is too long, and it will look like a lot of effort later. You have to twist your neck back and forth, and you will get cervical spondylosis if you are not careful. In addition, you two are both melee players, so far apart Is it possible that you still want to rely on your mind to decide the outcome?
Escort Zhang kindly reminded, "I'm doing this for the safety of Master Fan."

cut!Everyone despises her, do you think you are Misaka Mikoto?
As a result, Escort Zhang sighed, slipped out a small knife from his sleeve, raised his right hand lightly, and a cold light rushed towards Master Fan's throat.

Master Fan, who was still laughing at the otaku with everyone, was taken aback on the spot, what the hell is this!The pupils shrank sharply, only a little peripheral light was caught on the retina, and that thing should have appeared in front of his eyes in the next second, why did it swell so quickly!Under the threat of death, the hairs all over his body stood on end, and before he had time to think about it, he made a move of the iron bridge and fell backwards. His life, the cold knife was clamped by him less than half an inch from his throat.

Only then did Master Fan realize that in just a short moment, his back was already wet a lot. The feeling of escaping death could not help but give him a new understanding of life. What can be done is something that life does not bring and death does not take away. At this moment, he just wants to go home quickly and hug his wife and children, watch an episode of "You Who Came from the Star" together, feel the warmth of family and relatives, or Riding a bicycle to XZ alone, let the sunshine of the Potala Palace soothe his wounded heart, and explore the meaning of life!At this moment, he finally realized it.

Escort Zhang was also taken aback, and wiped off his cold sweat, Master Fan, we really didn't mean it!I clearly aimed at your thigh, but Mao's final destination was your throat!
(End of this chapter)