Escort

Chapter 79 The enemy was shocked and killed!

Escort Zhang could hear clearly from under the bed, the mysterious expert took Xiao Qi to the back garden, so the two also rushed there.

Along the way, the girl was in a good mood, humming a little song and following behind the dark-faced otaku, while the otaku was thinking about how to continue to carry out the unfinished business of training the girl before killing the mysterious master.

The girl didn't realize it, and after humming "Leo", she happily asked someone, "Hey, bastard in front, have you heard this song? This is the hit song of my idol Zhang Xiaoxi, Zhang Xiaoxi you Do you know? Sheep Yin Tianwang, Dayan Mobile Chief Escort, not long ago beat up that hypocrite Zhan Yuxiong of the Tianxing Gang, and he was capable of writing and martial arts! Tsk tsk, look at him, that is the real big man in the martial arts world Hero, unlike some people, what else do you do besides bullying women and children all day long? Oh, I almost forgot, you can also perform stand-up comedy to candles, haha~ I tell you, sooner or later you will die if you go on like this Become a snake spirit."

"Zhang Xiaoxi? I ​​don't think he's anything special." The otaku was very humble and told the truth.

The girl was furious, "How dare you insult my idol! If you say that in front of Chief Security Officer Zhang, let's see if he doesn't beat you all over the place!"

"Uh, I'm afraid he won't be able to do it."

"Is there anything you can't do, let me tell you, you feel that you are great after learning a little three-legged cat kung fu. I don't know how high the sky is, and the martial arts are as high as Zhang Dabao, but so low-key and humble. What else can you be ashamed of?" of."

Hey, can't you tell, girl, you are still our Xifan, forget it, for the sake of your loyalty to the master, after I rescue Xiao Qi, I won't care about the previous things with you.

The girl still wanted to make persistent efforts, pick out one or two glorious deeds of the head of the bodyguard, and then hit the annoying bastard in front of her, but the otaku suddenly reached out and blocked her mouth.

Depend on!Why is it the right hand again!The girl was shocked, she had to brush her teeth several times when she went back, or she might get pregnant.

Escort Zhang approached her ear and said solemnly, "Be careful if you go any further. That guy is a master insider, and his hearing will be very keen. If you don't want Xiaoqi to die, please be quiet."

The girl nodded obediently, and at the same time signaled the otaku to let go with her eyes.

Escort Zhang glanced at the pouring rain outside the veranda, and felt a little fortunate in his heart. If it wasn't for this heavy rain, it would be difficult for him and his sister to get close to the mysterious master quietly.

The girl also became nervous, and asked cautiously, "How can we save people later?"

"It depends on the situation. That person's martial arts are not low. It's hard to say who will win and who will lose when we fight head-on. It's best to find a way to sneak attack him."

"Hey, let me tell you why you don't practice hard like that shit Zhan Daxia. You always think about doing crooked ways all day long. Can't you learn from your idol and win with dignity?"

Hearing this, the otaku blushed a little, sister, your idol, I have never been a person who likes to be upright and hard-working!Well, let's not discuss this issue for now, let's think about how to get close to him later.

"By the way, is there any tunnel you dug in the back garden?"

"Yes, by the way, it's strange, our people should have come back at this time, why don't they come to me and Xiao Qi?"

"No matter how many there are, they won't be of much help when they come, so take me to the tunnel."

"okay."

There is one in the wing room near the entrance of the tunnel. It is under the bed, and it is well covered. It is covered with the same blue bricks as the ground. It is hard to find if you don’t look carefully, but in fact, several pieces of blue bricks are connected together. Yes, it opens to reveal the entrance below.

"Sure, you guys are pretty unique." The otaku couldn't help admiring.

"That's right, we've been focusing on drilling for 30 years." The girl realized that there were too many flaws in this sentence as soon as she finished speaking, but she was secretly relieved when she saw that Zhang Dabao didn't respond.

The mind of the otaku at this moment is completely attracted by the authenticity. People who have not watched a certain popular red movie may not understand the chicken jelly mood of this guy at this time. Yes, it is the shocking ancient and modern tyrant. A masterpiece in the history of film - "Tunnel Warfare"! ! !In this magical movie, countless uncles and aunts in white scarves take advantage of the criss-crossing tunnels under the village to sneak out, and spring up from various places to attack the enemy. They jump out of the stove, and the enemy Shocked, killed!They jumped out of the deep well, and the enemy was shocked and killed!They jumped out of the water tank, and the enemy was shocked and killed! ... They are invisible and ubiquitous, and the little devils and traitors who beat them are pissed off and run away with their heads in their arms!In the end, it created a battle miracle of completely annihilating the enemy with zero deaths in modern warfare!They were the coolest heroes in the hearts of the children of that era. The exhilarating pleasure of hiding in the dark and waiting for the fatal blow deeply affected the otaku's outlook on life and battle in the future! (I'll go, boy, you still found a source for your wretchedness)
In short, now that I can see the real thing, Escort Zhang can't help but feel excited that there is a real Asami-senpai standing beside me.

The girl didn't think too much about it, she just jumped down, and said to Escort Zhang at the same time, "Hurry up, follow up."

"Yes! Captain Gao! After I wrap my turban, I will go kill the enemy!"

"........."

To say that this tunnel is a bit different from someone’s imagination, first of all because it was dug by a group of little ghosts to scare people, the tunnel is very narrow, just enough for little ghosts to crawl around in it, and it is difficult to squat up. Let alone standing. In addition, the tunnel is damp and wet, and there are unknown little insects crawling around, making rustling noises. It is very disgusting. The ventilation measures are about zero. The head is dizzy, the carbon dioxide concentration is too high to make people almost suffocate, and the last thing is even worse is that there is no lighting equipment inside, it is pitch black, and the big escort Zhang has to stick to the girl's ass because he is afraid of getting lost, girl His ass is very sensitive, and after a few close contacts with the otaku's face, he finally couldn't stand it and exploded, furious, "You pervert, how dare you eat my old lady's tofu!"

Escort Zhang was very helpless, he spread his hands and said, "I don't want to, but it's too dark here."

The girl thought for a while, "Why don't you crawl ahead and I'll follow behind."

"But I don't know the way!"

"It's okay, I can show you the way from behind, um, if you want to turn left, I'll pinch your left leg, if you want to turn right, I'll pinch your right leg."

"And what if it arrives?"

"When I get there, I'll pinch my legs together." The girl applauded her wit.

"Uh, that's fine." The otaku didn't have any objections, so the two switched positions sideways, with Escort Zhang crawling ahead and the girl following behind.

After crawling for a while, the otaku turned around and said shyly, "So who, can you stop bumping my ass with your face?"

The girl burst into tears when she heard the words, "Damn it, do you think my mother thinks it's because this damn place is too dark."In other words, why am I the one who suffers after changing positions? Is it because I am a woman?Damn, in this world, being a woman is too hard.

(End of this chapter)