Escort

Chapter 54 The tail of July is Leo~
"Leo?" Mr. Zhou rubbed his chin with a look of doubt, "What is that?"

"Picking up girls is a divine poem."

"Why have I never heard of it."

"Please, if everyone knows, how can you use it?"

"That makes sense, Dahei, tell me quickly~ I want to chant affectionately under the goddess' window! The fairy will definitely fall in love with me because of this, parenthesis, it is falling in love with me, not falling in love with me! End of parentheses. "

Uh, looking at this guy who is eager to try and jumping for joy, the otaku has an urge to tell him the truth. If you continue to do this, you will never see Peony Fairy in 1 years. Well, although from a normal situation, Peony Fairy As long as his head is not crushed by the door, it is impossible to fall in love with him... Thinking about it this way, it seems that he has nothing to lose.

After all, young man, you still have dreams.

After a stick of incense, Mr. Zhou appeared on the stage with confidence. I have to say that although this guy's appearance is a bit frustrating, the bully aura cultivated by the fish and meat people in the horizontal village for a long time is still quite strong, especially among a group of literati and poets. It is dazzling, as if a Tyrannosaurus rex stepped into a chicken coop.

As soon as he appeared on the stage, everyone involuntarily clamped their chrysanthemums, and took half a step back.

"Yeah." Mr. Zhou was satisfied with his appearance, and waved his hand, "Stupid human beings, tremble in the shadow of my son, the fairy will belong to me! Wash your ears and prepare to die, Ha ha ha ha……"

"Stop!" The aunt suddenly reached out her hand to stop Mr. Zhou's severe yelling, and walked forward, "The time has come, and now an urgent commercial is inserted-what to do for a sore throat? What to do for a hoarse voice? What to do for acute prostatitis, oh No, what should I do if it's acute pharyngitis?" Pointing at Mr. Zhou.

Mr. Zhou was very kind, and immediately continued with a loud voice, "Protect your throat, please use Aunt Wang's golden throat lozenge!"

The aunt was very satisfied, she nodded and said, "Okay, you can continue, young man."

After being teased by her like this, Mr. Zhou stopped talking nonsense, "Next, I will present my freshly released poetry about picking up girls—Leo!"

"Oh oh oh." Everyone in the audience had never heard of Leo, but they still applauded under the pressure of Mr. Zhou.

When I’m alone/It’s not that I miss you/When I’m alone/I’m just afraid of missing you/When I’m alone/If it rains/I’ll learn from you to put the umbrella/Throw it aside...

Young Master Zhou started his affectionate chant.

"What the hell is this meow?"

"That's right, it's neither rhyming nor neat."

"I don't know what to say, why don't you use an umbrella when it's raining, are you crazy, bad review!
In the beginning, everyone was just whispering and exchanging opinions with a few people nearby, but as more and more strange sentences appeared, the love of art for the young literary and art youths still surpassed the awe of Mr. Zhou, and the comments became more and more Loud and sharp.

"Stream of consciousness get out of the poetry world, and return Qingyang literary world to a piece of pure land!" Someone shouted the slogan.

"Hehe, do you want to impress Peony Fairy at this level? In your next life!"

"Brother, it's not the way to be unconventional. Come here, drag this young man down to eat." This man even risked his family's ruin and death to taunt!

Finally, Mr. Zhou couldn't stand the endless ridicule from the villagers, so he threw the microphone (huh? Something strange was mixed in?), and angrily rushed towards Zhang Da, who had an innocent expression on his face. , grabbed the otaku's collar, "Dahei, do you know that you are in big trouble this time, it's great, you dare to deceive my young mind, hum, I guarantee that you can experience it in the prison. Many unheard of new ways to play!"

The otaku calmly patted Young Master Zhou's arm and spread his hands, "There is absolutely no problem with the poem, and it's none of my business if the response is not good."

"I don't care. If Fairy Peony hates me because of this broken poem and thinks I'm an idiot who can't even compose poems, I'll put you in prison and torture you for 65 and [-] days before letting Daddy cut you down." Your dog's head." Young Master Zhou resorted to a big move that will never stop.

I'll go, you don't even know how to write poetry!However, he only dared to murmur in his heart, and sighed, "Okay, Mr. Zhou, I know that you reincarnated well, but this poem is really not as bad as everyone said. What's wrong with you?" The problem can only be that your way of chanting is not right."

"What do you mean? How dare you doubt my true love for Peony until death?" Mr. Zhou's eyes became more and more malicious.

"No, no, that's not what I mean, it's just...Young Master Zhou, you didn't use the sheep sound correctly when you recited it!"

"Yangyin, what the hell is that?"

"Hey, how about this, you old man, take a break first, and I will show you the special way of singing this poem!"

After saying that, the otaku walked up to the exclusive symphony orchestra of Four Eyes Boy, clasped his fists, and asked politely, "Old man, can you lend me your erhu?"

"No problem." The old man was very straightforward, and the friend also came over, "Little brother, do you still need me to blow the flute for you?"

"Uh, this is not needed for the time being."

After taking over the erhu, the otaku moved a small stool and sat down in a small corner, hiding half of his face in the shadows, um, this kind of atmosphere is right, he pulled the erhu twice to test the tone, and coughed , said to Mr. Zhou, "Listen carefully, I will only show it once."

"Hmph, I'll just see what tricks you can do with the same poem Dahei."

A few curious people around also noticed the unique style of the otaku, "Damn, what's the situation, it looks a little melancholy, but it's pretty cool."

"Well, let's see what he wants to do?"

The otaku didn't want to be noticed by more people, so he decided not to talk nonsense, and gently pulled the erhu, and suddenly there was a sad and melodious melody in the alley, and the melancholy little cool brother Zhang Xiaoxi opened his mouth lightly, and it was still the same Lyrics, but under the otaku playing and singing and vibrato, everything is different.

(Please fill in the original voice for the following singing, what? You said the original voice is a girl? Can’t you tell the difference between male and female? How many times have I said it, don’t be deceived by the voice!!!)
When I’m alone/It’s not that I miss you/When I’m alone/I’m just afraid of missing you/When I’m alone/If it rains/I’ll learn from you to put the umbrella/Throw it aside...

"This! This...why is there an inexplicable feeling in my heart, why are the corners of my eyes filled with tears without knowing it?" Some people couldn't help exclaiming just after listening to a few sentences.

"I remembered running in the sunset, it was my lost first love... woo woo," a seven-foot burly man actually wailed on the spot.

"It's obviously the same poem, but why does it give me a completely different feeling? No, the melody is so beautiful that my body wants to sway along with it uncontrollably!"

However, the otaku didn't notice the vision around him at all. He was completely immersed in the singing of this song. Although Zeng Ge's hit "Leo" was very popular in the past, the audience's reaction was divided into two levels, and the praise and criticism have always been mixed. However, it is undeniable that the simple melody, inexplicable lyrics, coupled with Zeng Ge's unique singing skills have miraculously produced a positive chemical reaction, creating a powerful song that can't stop once you hum along involuntarily. magic! (Commonly known as Brainwashing Divine Comedy~)

You are a Leo at the tail of July~You are a Leo at the prelude of August~
Oh~oh~oh~ The otaku used his trump card to lead everyone to a climax.

Even the lady with a golden voice, who had been suffering and resisting not far away, announced that she had disarmed. She could no longer stop the longing in her heart, grabbed two packs of throat medicines and joined the carnival, and beat the beat.

Passers-by passing by the alley suddenly found that their souls were attracted by some kind of power in the dark, and their legs could not take another step. In just a cup of tea, hundreds of people surrounded the alley, and this The number is not the limit, and the audience who joined later is still growing at an incredible rate.

A wealthy family in the city is marrying their daughter, and there are more than 80 people in the escorting team, including matchmakers, maidservants, servants, and many musicians. However, when passing through the section of Baihualou, the sedan chair suddenly stops without warning. The bride feels strange. Only when she opened the car curtain did she realize that all the accompanying people had disappeared. At this moment, she vaguely heard a trembling voice singing softly, "There are mountains and seas of people, don't miss the one waiting~ Try to love, hurt It's more refreshing than sadness~" At that moment, something seemed to hit her hard, and she couldn't help but think back to the boy in the stable with red lips and white teeth and a shy smile, and then she thought about the young man who was about to marry her. The perverted girl felt a pain in her heart, something cold crossed her face.

I don’t know when Mama Sang’s figure also appeared in the crowd, just saying “When we meet, if it’s an accident~ When we leave, don’t you see it~” broke all the pretense, and that period of dust is gone. Memories of more than 30 years flooded my mind again. When a gentle young man said "I want to take you away!"It's just that after all, he couldn't match the cruelty of fate, and now he can only secretly wipe away the tears from the corners of his eyes.

The otaku sang softly, "Please don't ask me what month is Capricorn~ Please don't tell me, only friendship can live forever~" Some uncles thought of the delicate girl next to him in junior high school, and some aunts thought of the handsome girl on the basketball court. Figures, the boys and girls we chased after those years, those confessions that were never spoken, can only be dissipated in the wind of memories...

Above, when Escort Zhang finished playing the popular song "Leo" affectionately and opened his eyes, what he saw was a dark crowd.

mother!What the hell is the shrimp situation? !
　Let’s go to Wenhua, what a chicken jelly, is it really appropriate for me to run naked without a cover?Does it fit?Does it fit?

　　In addition, I am rolling all over the floor, asking for recommendations and collections, feed the fat little Dai Zhao, and start fattening the big bodyguard from today!
　　


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