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Chapter 3 Brother, You Can Drink Up This Cup
Our poor classmate Zhang Xiaoxi is still harboring pure and beautiful longings at this time, completely unaware that three seconds later, the limit of his wonderful life will be refreshed again.

The boy who opened the door and the panda brother outside the door looked at each other for half a minute, and finally the boy who only had time to utter a pitiful scream closed the door fiercely and swiftly.

However, the panda outside the door, who was trying to maintain a smile, also broke out its full fighting power at this moment, and with the speed of thunder and jingle bells, it inserted one of its paws into the crack of the door.

In the next second, a crisp sound of bone breaking resounded through the silent night sky.

"I...I have...something to say." The panda, which was in pain and sweating all over, still kept a smile on his face, trying to squeeze out this sentence through his teeth.

"F*ck, I'm closing the door even more because you want to talk!!!" Zhang Xiaoxi had ten thousand muddy horses galloping across the vast prairie, "It's weird enough for a panda to dress like this Damn it, you still have to talk ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssesss!" With both hands desperately pressing against the door, there was the sound of something being crushed in the ear.

"Wait, wait... Young man, don't you want to know something about your current situation?" The panda was so painful that the smile on its face was distorted, and it looked hideous like a demon who had escaped from hell, "I'm just a A harmless salesman."

The young man had already used all his strength to feed, "Damn it, you look so ferocious that you look more like the ultimate boss of the last level."

"Then...then...how on earth do you want to trust people?" Mr. Panda is still making the last effort, bringing the self-cultivation of a salesman to the extreme.

"I'll fuck it up and give it back. There are too many flaws." Zhang Xiaoxi performed super-level, and her claws in the crack of the door were about to be crushed.

"You...what do you think this is?" The panda salesman reluctantly took out a super rare limited edition figure of Misaka Mikoto from his pocket with the other paw, and shook it vigorously, "...you can change clothes Oh."

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Half a second later, the door was gently opened, and Mr. Panda was politely invited into the hall by Zhang Xiaoxi.

The panda sat on the chair and wiped his sweat. Zhang Xiaoxi even dug out half a pack of dark leaves from the utility room and made a pot of tea for the panda.

"You are really...too polite." The panda took the teacup with its only remaining paw, and smiled, "Arigado, I have caused you trouble."

What a polite person, ah no, panda, Zhang Xiaoxi already regretted squeezing one of its paws.

As if understanding what Zhang Xiaoxi was thinking, the panda waved his hand, "It's a small thing. The last time I was doing sales promotion in a cannibal tribe in Africa, even two of my thighs were eaten."

"Hehe, isn't it, that's really awe-inspiring."

"Oh, there is no other way, life is forcing us." Panda Jun himself was quite relieved, and in turn comforted Zhang Xiaoxi, "Okay, if you have any doubts, you can ask now."

"Oh, when can I have my Mikoto-chan?"

Mr. Panda sprayed salt soda on the wall, "Are you not concerned about your current situation at all?"

"I'm concerned, but we have to get Mikoto-chan first." The boy shrugged.

Mr. Panda put down his teacup and said earnestly, "Okay, I'll give you that thing at the end. Let's talk about some serious things first." Mr. Panda took out an ipad-like thing from his pocket, and said after a while, "Congratulations, the world you're traveling to now is a martial arts type. There's good news or bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

"Bad news." Zhang Xiaoxi became serious when she heard this, is it the world of martial arts?It sounds good, although it is a pity that it is not Two-dimensional.

Mr. Panda got up and bowed with pain on his face, "The salesman with number 89757 is very sad to inform you that you have no hope of returning to your original plane due to the abnormal situation in the plane."

"..." Zhang Xiaoxi was silent for a while, "...Has no one complained about your number 89757?"

Mr. Panda began to sweat again, "Hey, are you listening carefully?"

"Well, as you can see, I've already hanged up once, and the extra life shouldn't be a bad thing anyway."

"That's... so it is." Mr. Panda was a little dumbfounded.

"Is there any good news?" Zhang Xiaoxi urged.

Mr. Panda loosened his tie, "Because of the inconvenience this crossing has brought to you and your family and friends, you will enjoy a [-]% discount for this shopping."

Mr. Panda smiled and picked up the teacup, but the expected cheers did not come.

Mr. Panda slapped his head, "I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet. I am a salesman with the number 89757 of the Plane Trade Association. I am mainly responsible for providing various magical props for customers who have traveled to other planes due to force majeure."

"Wow, salesman, he's still from another plane, tsk tsk."

"Hehe, there is no other way. The economy has been in a downturn recently, and there is no business in a plane for half a year, so I have to run a little farther."

"Hey, that's really not easy." Zhang Xiaoxi lamented the hardships of life together with Mr. Panda.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, let me show you my products." Panda Jun handed over the ipad in his hand, "U.S. dollars, rmb, copper coins, gold and silver are all acceptable payment methods, but the U.S. dollar has fallen recently. Trend, considering the risk of depreciation, 1 dollar can only be used as 0 dollars.”

Zhang Xiaoxi picked up the ipad, clicked on it and found that there are quite a lot of things in it, and there are nb messy things like space battleships and Gundam physical mechs. Unfortunately, the purchase options behind are all gray, and marked in brackets The planes that can be used, the martial arts planes naturally don't need to be considered.

"Wow, Voldemort also sells it, it looks very powerful."

"Hehe, so-so." Mr. Panda accepted Zhang Xiaoxi's praise with a modest smile, "But you can only buy things that can be used in the plane you are in."

Sure enough, I saw the products of the martial arts plane later, such as rainstorm pear blossom needles, peacock feathers, Shaolin 72 stunts, various panacea treasures, and monk soldiers are also sold. Zhang Xiaoxi was watching it with great interest, and suddenly remembered a very Seriously, he got up silently and went back to his room to take out a small earthenware pot, poured his only 190 two copper coins on the ground, and then took back the three Wen coins under Mr. Panda's dull gaze.

"Dear 89757, you see, this is all my belongings, what can I buy?" Zhang Xiaoxi stared at Mr. Panda expectantly.

Mr. Panda looked dazed, and murmured, "It's gone?"

"No, there are only so many." Zhang Xiaoxi replied firmly.

"Last time... the last time I made a big deal of 200 million taels in this plane." Mr. Panda obviously couldn't face such a cruel situation, and he had already transformed into Mrs. Xianglin, repeating , "Why, how did this happen, this... This amount of money can't even cover my travel expenses."

Zhang Xiaoxi patted Mr. Panda on the shoulder, and comforted him sympathetically, "I know, you have tried your best." After closing the shopping page, the boy clicked on an app called Plants vs. Zombies, and said to Mr. Panda while planting sunflowers, " Can't you find out about my financial situation? Or are you offending your business manager?"

Mr. Panda was startled when he heard the cat's body, his eyes were ignited with infinite anger, but then dimmed again, "I can't help it, I am a small salesman, and I can't compete with a high-ranking business manager."

"That's not necessarily true, but only Gao Fushuai can defeat Gao Fushuai. If you want to defeat your business manager, you have to be promoted to the position of business manager first." Zhang Xiaoxi's pea shooter just shot the head of a zombie.

Panda Jun's eyes lit up, "But to be promoted to a business manager requires high performance."

"How high is the performance?" Zhang Xiaoxi asked casually.

"Forget about the others. It's not impossible to work hard, but we still need a huge order worth 3000 million taels of gold."

"Tsk tsk, 3000 million taels, it's gold, that's really hopeless."

"Who says it's not." Mr. Panda's eyes dimmed, "Oh, thank you for chatting with me no matter what, why don't we have a drink together."

Zhang Xiaoxi hesitated for a moment, "Isn't that good, I'm still underage."

"Authentic Moutai, the bottle can be sold for thousands of dollars." Mr. Panda took out a bottle of Moutai from his pocket, "You won't be able to drink it at all after I leave."

"Okay, okay, it's rare for you to come here once, so I'll accompany you." Zhang Xiaoxi also misses things from the original world.

"That's right." Mr. Panda filled Zhang Xiaoxi's glass with a smile, and Zhang Xiaoxi drank it all in one gulp. The last thought that flashed through his mind was, damn it, this shit is not Moutai, It must be the purified Mongolian sweat medicine.

(End of this chapter)