Escort

Chapter 241: The second illness also wants to fall in love!

In order to cultivate a peerless magic skill, Zhang Da, the escort, rushed into Dongluoguxiang early the next morning, and swept away all the pure love romance novels on the bookstall with lightning speed.

Seeing someone come back with a large bag of girls' books, the girl at the front desk almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, trembling with fear.

"Brother, is it possible that you want to change your job to become a street writer?"

"No, I'm practicing." Escort Zhang said seriously, but everyone pointed out their middle fingers to him.

The otaku didn't bother to pay attention to these ignorant assholes, and carried the novel cat into the yard by himself.

His method is actually very simple. Since it is possible to achieve the state of heart-to-heart in love, then let’s go in love. Of course, it is unrealistic to directly transform into a big stallion like Brother Four Eyebrows. Let’s not say whether it is right or not. Opening up so many emotional branches at the same time would be too much for the young man himself. In this case, he had to find another way. Headguard Zhang decided to talk about a love that does not exist.

This method sounds a little nonsense at first, but after thinking about it carefully, Zhang Dabao found that it is quite feasible. Well, it is generally believed that the prerequisite for a heart-to-heart relationship must be true love, but no one stipulates that the object of true love must be real. ,Two-dimensional can also have true love, otaku's initial idea is to read romance novels, use his powerful yy ability, completely bring himself into the male protagonist's perspective, so as to get along with the heroine in the story from the soul It resonates deeply, and finally successfully enters the realm of tacit understanding.In other words, although the story is fake, the emotions conceived in it are real, which satisfies the prerequisite for touching the heart.

Of course, even if this unbelievable way of cultivation is theoretically feasible, how many normal human beings can possess such a powerful sexual ability like an otaku? Directly opening the harem is hundreds of times higher. It requires the parties to completely forget their own existence and devote 100% of it to playing the role of another person. The most important thing is to even believe that this relationship is real. Ordinary people are obviously not so against the sky, but this kind of thing that is almost impossible for ordinary people does not have any difficulties for otaku, because - thinking back in the past, this guy was also a patient of the second disease.

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As a two-year-old boy who once believed in the real existence of Xie Wang Zhenyan and Crayon Shin-chan, it seems that it is not so difficult to use romance novels to talk about a love that does not exist.

He first took out a story called "The Merry Prince's Pretty Maid" from the pile of romance novels, and spent an hour reading it while pinching his nose. After that... he didn't seem to feel anything after that. Well, it seems that this book The style of the book is not suitable for us, the otaku was not discouraged, and immediately picked up another book "Calling for Love in the Center of Dayan" and devoted himself to it. This book was once popular in Dayan, conquering countless young women , It was so ferocious, it made someone cry. After closing the book, Escort Zhang wiped his tears and tried Consonance Finger, hey, the power actually increased a bit, so his The method is indeed feasible, haha, so it seems that even if you don't go to open the harem, you can still master this unique skill. This discovery shocked the otaku.

With the above, someone finally found the correct cultivation method with one finger.

From then on, people often saw otaku holding a romance novel in the backyard and reading to death. People who didn't know the truth expressed their emotions. It turns out that Zhang Daebao also has a hot girl's heart.

It's a pity that this kind of easy experience was interrupted not long after. At the end of May, the arrival of an unexpected guest disrupted the peaceful life of Dayan Mobile.

"Eh? Uncle, why is it you again? The business alliance is too polite, it's just a cooperation fee, do you want you, an observer, to go out in person?" Zhang Dabao saw the middle-aged man in the side hall also Somewhat startled, he wondered if this bastard was so wicked, and wanted to come here to abduct Liu Chuanfeng?
Seeing the otaku, the middle-aged man couldn't help but smile wryly, "I'm not here because of you."

"Because of me? What's the matter?" Chief Security Officer Zhang asked curiously.

"Look for yourself." The middle-aged man took out a thick booklet from his arms and put it on the table.

The otaku casually flipped through a page and found that it said "On April [-]th, Qi Guanyan, a member of the Liangzhou Chamber of Commerce, entrusted the cooperative organization Dayan Mobile to escort the shopkeeper to Mipu, and the commission was successfully completed."

"On April [-], Qi Guanyan, a member of the Liangzhou Chamber of Commerce, entrusted Dayan Mobile, a cooperative organization, to escort the shopkeeper home from Mipu, and the commission was successfully completed."

"On April [-]th, Qi Guanyan, a member of the Liangzhou Chamber of Commerce, entrusted the cooperative organization Dayan Mobile to escort the maid Xiaohua to the river to wash clothes. The commission was successfully completed."

"On April [-], Qi Guanyan, a member of the Liangzhou Chamber of Commerce, entrusted the cooperative organization Dayan Mobile to escort the maid Xiaocao to the river to accompany Xiaohua to wash clothes. The commission was successfully completed."

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After reading this, the otaku blushed a little, and quickly closed the booklet in his hand.

The middle-aged man sighed, "Isn't this the most nonsense, there is a request to find a sock in the back, which is so annoying, that's all right, he lost his broken sock by seventeen in the same day." Second-rate!!!"

The otaku laughed dryly, "Hehe, this kind of thing is inevitable sometimes."

"It's unavoidable to be a big-headed ghost! You are so blatant, who the hell can't see that you are giving Dayan Mobile a cooperation level!" The middle-aged man finally couldn't bear it anymore, "It will take less than three months for you to go on like this , The Shushan faction is about to be maxed out by you, have you ever considered other people's feelings!!! Is it possible that you still want the business alliance to add another supreme level for you?"

"Nani? Is there still a supreme class?" Hearing this, the otaku's eyes lit up.

The middle-aged man vomited blood, "This is a metaphor, a metaphor, brother, so you really want to keep doing it!"

Escort Zhang spread his hands, "Uncle, you have to be reasonable. I have read the cooperation contract of the business alliance, and none of the binding clauses on it have been violated."

The face of the middle-aged man improved a little, "Huh, you are still a little smart, otherwise even I can't keep you, do you know how bad the impact of your incident this time is, if other small forces find out This kind of method, if everyone uses it like you, then what is the meaning of this cooperation level?"

"So the business alliance should be more grateful to us for discovering this bug early, otherwise a large number of full-level trumpets will suddenly appear in the future, haha, don't you want to cry without tears." A certain house said eloquently.

The middle-aged man had a toothache, "No matter how much you quibble, this kind of thing is always wrong. After discussion, the business alliance decided to cancel all your points for this month, and the cooperation level remains unchanged..."

"Fuck! It's not fair!" Escort Zhang yelled. He didn't expect this bug to be solved forever. It's fine to use this crooked way once in a while. In the past month, Dayan's mobile has been upgraded to four levels in an instant. It is only one step away from the lv5 of the Shushan faction, and it is considered a profit, so the otaku is resisting on the surface, but in fact, he is already happy in his heart, but he did not expect the middle-aged man to shamelessly use the tactic of backtracking.

"Okay, okay, I know that this time there are actually loopholes in the terms of our business alliance itself, and we can't blame you all. As compensation, the business alliance decided to invite you to participate in this year's Treasure Protection Conference."

Pfft~ What the hell is this!

　There are so few recommendations~ Weeping and fainting in the toilet
　　


(End of this chapter)