Escort

Chapter 216 It's It, It's It, That's It!
For the next six days, the otaku spent his time in pasting lamps and composing poems, even if pasting lamps, this kind of thing has no technical content, purely practice makes perfect, after pasting a few lamps and finding the hand feeling, the efficiency of Zhang Da's bodyguard also increased I got it up, but things like poetry are cheating. This stuff can’t be compensated by hard work. It also needs a certain amount of inspiration. Unfortunately, inspiration can’t be made by making lanterns. Otaku’s mind is blurred every day. Death is obviously not suitable for literary creation, but fortunately he still has the last trump card~
Reluctantly spent the remaining 50 points of SP to buy a copy of "Three Hundred Love Poems" from the life and entertainment items in the mall. A hundred poems that were not so bitter and bitter were copied on the Kongming lanterns, so the matter of love poems was also settled.

Next, he needs a cute animal as a partner. There are many options for this. There are many girls in the security agency who go out and see stray kittens and puppies on the roadside. When these little things first arrived, they all looked dirty and thin, but after Dayan moved and ate and drank, they are now rounder than each other, like a ball, and they have acquired a lot of bad habits. Some time ago The master chef found that the kitchen was always missing things, which turned out to be the good things these guys did.

"Hmm, but isn't it a little too common to talk about cats and dogs?" Shan Cha and the otaku went to the territory of these little guys to recruit young men. She also adopted a kitten named Roubaozi, and she was lazing in the yard Basking in the sun, there was no reaction when they saw the two coming over, and they lay down on the steps with their swollen stomachs and pretended to be dead.

"Otherwise? Is it possible that you still want me to find a unicorn?" Having said that, Escort Zhang couldn't help feeling a little worried when he looked at this bunch of idle cats and dogs. They won't have any sense of cooperation at that time, what if they suddenly jump up a tree, although looking at their current stature, one doubts whether they still have the ability to climb trees.

"So you need a partner whose IQ is above the average level." Shan Cha snapped her fingers, pointed to a lonely figure not far away, and said, "That's it!"

The otaku looked in the direction of her finger, and saw a mallard duck standing there proudly on the roof.

"Damn it! Isn't that our cheating beast?" The otaku asked curiously, "Why is this guy standing there stupidly?"

"Stupid? No, it's not stupid at all. After my observations over the past few days, I found that its IQ is actually astonishingly high, far surpassing all animals other than humans, and at least reaching the level of a ten-year-old child." , is fully qualified as your assistant for this operation, and you ask why it is standing on the roof? Ha ha..." Shan Cha's eyes flashed brightly, "Do you know where the room under his feet is?"

"Where is it?" Big Escort Zhang felt ashamed. Although he was the head of Dayan Mobile's chief escort, he usually lived in his own small courtyard. There were many places in the escort agency that he didn't know what they were for.

"That room is the girls' bathroom~" Shan Cha solved the mystery with a calm expression.

Pfft~ The otaku spurted out a mouthful of blood, is this bastard so smart!We also thought that this guy was thinking about life from a high place, but I didn't expect to be peeping at girls taking a bath! ! !That's fine, what's even more exaggerated is that there is such a good thing that it doesn't share it with its master at all!Ahhh! ! !It's just horrible!
"Anyway, this guy is definitely not simple." Shan Cha couldn't hide the admiration in his tone, my little Kais might not even have one ten-thousandth of his strength. "

"Well, is it really appropriate for you to praise a pervert in that tone?"

"Haha, let's not talk about this for now, but if you choose it as a partner, it will definitely have an unexpected effect." Shan Cha said seductively.

"Don't! I'd rather choose an uncontrolled foodie than partner with a pervert. Besides, there are still two days left. As long as you practice a little, you should be fine. Lend me the bun." The otaku was unmoved.

"Oh, okay." Shan Cha regretted a little, but did not insist on her proposal.

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Two days passed quickly, and the special assault training of the otaku and Roubaozi began to bear fruit. The otaku put the jade bracelet into a small delicate wooden box, threaded it with a red thread, and hung it on the meat bun. On Baozi's neck, and then secretly send out a signal, Roubaozi will open a pair of innocent big eyes, and trot all the way to the target's body while being cute, and gently rub the target's trouser legs with his small head, don't underestimate this One move, it turns out that the vast majority of women have no resistance to this one-hundred-thousand-volt killing move.Escort Zhang and Roubaozi experimented a little in the escort agency. Basically, no girl was able to resist successfully. The only failure was because Roubaozi was seduced by a handsome tom cat next to the girl.

OK!Everything is ready, the only thing left is the east wind. By the way, during the intensive training period of the otaku and Roubaozi, the beast pretended to pass by a few times by chance, and Zhang Dabao clearly saw it from its furry face. No disdain, I'll go!You are a pervert peeping at your bathroom, you have the right to despise us!But for the time being, the nerd doesn't have time to teach this guy a lesson.

In short, all preparations are in progress in an orderly manner...

Except for April NO.12, an hour before the otaku left, Roubaozi suddenly fell ill.

"It... what's wrong with it?" Escort Zhang looked at the ground with a tired expression, and asked Shancha, who was taking care of it, in a daze at the curled up meat bun.

"Uh, I don't know too well, maybe I ate something unclean in the morning, and it shouldn't be a serious problem, but I definitely can't go out with you anymore."

"Then what should I do?" The otaku was shocked when he heard the bad news, he was like a Spartan avatar.

"Eh? Are you asking me? Well, if I were you, I would let that guy over there try it." Shan Cha gestured to a certain mallard standing proudly on the roof over there with his eyes.

"Don't! If it does something obscene and shameless, what will the person I like think of me?" Big Escort Zhang shook his head.

"Then maybe you can train another meat bun in an hour, otherwise it is the only one that can help you." Shan Cha spread her hands and said.

The otaku looked up at the roof, the sun was shining on the feathers of the mallard duck, the whole duck looked extremely holy, if it wasn’t for the girl’s bathroom that Dayan moved under it, you would feel that it was like an extraordinary Birds of Heaven.

Damn it, it's really a state of life for a pervert to do this! ! !I decided, that's it! ! !
(End of this chapter)