Chapter 2
Mr. Su is a good official, not only the common people say so, but also the Emperor Zhou, maybe even the gods in the sky think so.

However, Su Ji, the son, disagreed.

As a competent playboy, he is used to many things, turning a blind eye and closing one eye, but whenever he sees the plaque outside the mansion that reads "Good Virtue Carries Blessings", he still can't help but want to spit!
No wind, no wave.The common people all know that none of the sons of the Su family can live past the age of 17.Some people say that Mr. Su did something he shouldn't do, which will bring disaster to future generations; some people say that anyone who has anything to do with the "King of Hades" will not live long.

The eldest son, nicknamed "Yan Wang Sorrow", was best at saving people by hanging pots to help the world, but died of an illness while curing the plague; killed.

The two elder brothers Su Ji are rightly in line with the old saying: "A man who practices medicine cannot heal himself, and a man who wields a sword dies by the sword."

The common people felt sorry for the untimely death of these two sons, because neither of them was the real king of Hades, but the third son Su Ji was a "living king of Hades" to the common people. , and caused more disasters than him alone!

The people in the city looked forward to the sky, the earth, the stars and the moon, and finally hoped that Su Ji would grow up to the age when his two elder brothers died.

At that time, exactly 250 years had passed since King Wu of Zhou destroyed Shang and Jiang Taigong became a god.People clearly remember that in that winter, Chaoge’s cold Xiemen, and even the hundred-year-old moat outside the city were covered with a thick layer of solid ice.

It coincided with Su Ji's 16th birthday, and a group of ragged ruffians celebrated his birthday in a tavern.

After everyone was full of wine and food, a "pervert" named Huan'er came late.As soon as he opened the door, the cold wind howled in and blew on people's faces, causing pain like a knife cut, and the cold air burrowed into the seams of their clothes like ice loaches.

The ruffians hurriedly pushed the door shut, and suddenly found that Huan'er, the iron cock, didn't come empty-handed today!
Seeing that he was holding a heavy wooden box in his frozen hands, the ruffians flocked to him curiously.But no matter who asked, Hua Tuan would never open that mysterious three-foot box.

At this time, a girl in the tavern was singing.

Su Ji was immersed in the music, turning a blind eye to the warts entering the door.As today's birthday star, he was wearing a lotus-blue fox fur cloak, twisted a bamboo chopstick in his hand, and struck the side of the bowl in rhythm.Although the rhythm of the hands is the elegant and honest "Guan Ju Qu", the lines hummed in the mouth are the vulgar "Eighteen Poems".

Hua Tuan'er felt his heart itch when he heard it, and couldn't help being attracted to the girl who sang the song, and begged in a low voice:
"Brother Ji, I heard that you recently learned a secret technique in the house called 'Chrysanthemum Picking at the South Mountain'! Why don't you show your hands and open your eyes to the brothers?"

As soon as the words fell, the ruffians on the side also whispered:

"Brother Ji, pick one!"

"Pick a wild chrysanthemum for the brothers!"

"..."

Who wants to be the bad guy?
Anyway, Su Ji didn't want to.But he can't understand some "good people" who want to do bad things all day long but dare not do them.These good people don't look like good people, in fact they are not even bad people.

In fact, in this world, there are only "people who have done good things" and "people who have done bad things". There are no purely good people and bad people. Even if there are, there are very few, and most of them are ordinary people.Su Ji felt that the biggest failure of these "perverts" around him was that they were not firm enough to be a good person and not decisive enough to be a bad person.Therefore, Su Ji decided to teach these "hypocrites" how to be a "true villain".

Su Ji clasped his fists in both hands, and responded briskly: "Since you have begged sincerely, then I will show my ugliness in a merciful manner!"

The ruffians swallowed and smiled at each other.

Taking advantage of the time when the girl turned around, Su Ji walked up behind her, unhurriedly tucked up the corners of her clothes, rolled up her sleeves, spread her five fingers, and made a face to the ruffians, as if to say, brothers Look, my son is about to start!

The ruffians understood, and stood up and applauded desperately.

The singing girl was at a loss, thinking that the guests were excited to sing and sang more vigorously, she didn't even notice that a pair of claws behind her were stretching towards her...

However, just when the ruffians were about to cheer, Su Ji's hands froze suddenly, and he stared straight at the door!

The ruffians looked at each other, and followed their gazes, and suddenly one by one was full of enthusiasm, and their saliva flowed into the wine bowl...

Hua Tuan'er rolled her eyes, and found a little girl in a green blouse walking through the door, carrying a bunch of khaki medicine bags.

Seeing her walk in, Su Ji's outstretched hand seemed to be stung by a bee, and he quickly retracted it!
The eyes of the drinkers were all attracted by the girl, even the singing girl couldn't help but look at the girl a few more times.The girl in the green shirt had no expression on her face, and put the medicine bag on the shopkeeper's table.

Hua Tuan'er immediately recognized the girl in the green shirt as Lin Zi, the witch doctor of "Yan Wang Chou Tang".The little girl is not very old, but she already exudes a charming beauty all over her body. The singing girl is obviously much inferior to her.

It is said that Lin Zi always followed Su Ji like a little tail when she was a child, arguing to be the bride.At that time, the young boys of the same age were quite critical of the scene of the "little couple" chasing after each other.In order to get rid of the ostracism of her friends, Su Ji thought of an incomprehensible way.He gave Lin Zi the gou jade around his neck, and said to her:
"Take this piece of jade with you, and you will be three steps away from me from now on. When you grow up, I will marry you as my bride."

Lin Zi became more and more graceful as she got older.Su Ji often saw young men queuing up at the gate of Yan Wangchou Hall not to see a doctor, just to have a look at her.Every time he sees his childhood sweetheart who has become a generation of beauties, Su Ji always regrets his youth and ignorance, and today is no exception.

Su Ji sat back on the stool, drank a glass of mulled wine, and said to the ruffians:
"I forgot one thing just now. If you want to learn the secret technique in the room, you must first meet one condition."

"What conditions?" The ruffians asked expectantly.

"If you want to learn how to pick flowers, you must first learn how to spend money..."

Before the words "pay the bill" were finished, the ruffians were all scared away, and only Hua Tuan was left holding the wooden box, still sitting still.

Hua Tuan poured Su Ji a glass of wine, smacked her tongue and said sarcastically:
"What are you picking chrysanthemums at the bottom of the South Mountain! I think you are Ji Ge, this mountain looks at the height of that mountain..." As he said, Hua Tuo'er glanced at Lin Zi lewdly.

Su Ji turned a blind eye and drank the wine in his glass.

The corner of Hua Tu'er's mouth raised a meaningful smile, and finally slowly opened the mysterious three-foot wooden box.

Suddenly Su Ji's face changed slightly, and he saw a beautiful bronze sword lying in the box, the hilt was decorated with emeralds, and the sides of the scabbard were inlaid with colored glaze.The brilliance flows and catches people's eyes.

Hua Tuan'er lowered her voice, and whispered in her ear, "This sword is called, and there will be no trace of dreams in a night of spring and night."

Before he could finish speaking, Su Ji couldn't wait to take out the sword, just about to pull out the sheath to appreciate it, when he heard the hiss of the flower tumor to stop it:
"Don't pull it out! Don't pull it out!" Huan'er's eyes widened, and she held Su Ji's hands tightly, resolutely preventing him from drawing the sword, "Little brother's birthday gift today is not this sword, but Lin Zi !"

Su Ji's eyes lit up, but he was puzzled in his heart.

Huan'er whispered: "As long as she pulls out this sword, Brother Ji will feel my brother's loyalty to you! No matter what happened that night, she will forget it when she wakes up in the morning!"

After hearing this, Su Ji's heart fluttered, but his mouth pretended to be serious:
"I'm still a son of an official. I can't do what you're a pervert."

"If you don't do it, Wang Laoqian will do it!"

"Which old lady?"

"It's that Wang Laoqian who likes to turn others into eunuchs! He relied on his own learning of Taoism for a few days, and got another 'Secret of Immortal Parent's Life', so he often cheated on your territory, Brother Ji. The little brother got his way last time, if it wasn't for Ji Ge's help, I'm afraid..."

Hua Tuan let out a long sigh on purpose.

Su Ji turned a blind eye, like a mirror in his heart, this was clearly a deliberate provocation.

Wang Laoqian is "the number one thug in Chaoge", how could Su Ji, as the "second", not know?

He also knew that the reason why Wang Laoqian dared to call himself a cheater was because no one knew how he cheated.As for the "Secret of Longevity" mentioned by Huan'er, this was the first time he had heard of it. "Longevity" is the dream of all mortals, especially for him, a "short-lived man" whose time is approaching, it is undoubtedly the last straw.

"Go on!" Su Ji asked urgently, "What is Wang Laoqian going to do?"

"Wang Laoqian went to Yan Wangchou Tang many times to propose marriage a while ago, and wanted to marry Lin Zi as his concubine. The matchmaker he hired could turn a piece of shit into gold! Lin Zi's stepmother's eyes of money lovers had already taken a fancy to Wang Laoqian's family background ! This marriage will definitely happen within a few days! However, this is nothing, the most hateful thing is that he actually said..."

Hua Tuan'er was hesitant to speak, and purposely kept it off, squinting at Su Ji's expression.I saw that his hand holding the sword was already trembling slightly, as if he was going to crush the hilt of the sword.

Su Ji squeezed out four words between his teeth: "What did he say?"

"He said that the Su family's short-lived ghosts dare not touch a woman. As the number one longevity immortal in Chaoge, he wants to try it out!"

As soon as the words fell, Su Ji jumped up!

All of a sudden, all the drinkers turned their heads and saw that the king of Hades was holding a sword in his hand, and all of them put down their chopsticks, silent like cicadas.

Lin Zi was the only one who remained calm, as if turning a blind eye to everything about Su Ji, took the money for the medicine, and turned to leave.

Su Ji watched her indifferent back disappear at the door, and suddenly turned the wine table upside down!
A table full of good wine and good food, sprinkled and broken, frightened the drinkers before they had time to pay, and ran away!Although the shopkeeper felt sorry for his own business, he could only shake his head and sigh because of Mr. Su's face.

In fact, although Su Ji was very angry, he did not reach the point of rage.He went crazy with alcohol, and it was more for scheming, wanting to see what kind of "elixir of life" was sold in Hua Tuan'er's gourd.

Huan'er mistook the matter for something, and continued to fan the flames:

"The reason why Wang Laoqian always wants to cut other people's dicks is because his dick is as small as he is, his belly is as big as his temper, and his face is as disgusting as he is. After killing that little girl, it really saved the beauty from fire and water!"

Su Ji rolled his eyes and said righteously:
"That's right. Since I am a disciple of a famous family, I should sacrifice my life for righteousness. Even if I am wronged and sacrifice my innocent body, I will not hesitate!"

Huan'er cupped his hands and praised: "Brother Ji sacrificed himself for others! He sacrificed his life for the people! I admire you!"

Hearing his flattering loudly, Su Ji happily raised the inextricable sword, brushing every detail of the scabbard with his fingers, as gently as if he was stroking a newborn baby.He glanced at Hua Tuan'er, and also let it go:

"It's a pity that this sword is a little bad..."

Hua Tuan looked nervous, and asked urgently, "What's wrong?"

"I'm not greedy for a quick moment, I just want Ming Mei to marry. If she doesn't remember what happened at night, how can she be so determined to follow me?"

Hua Tuan'er stared wide-eyed, and asked in astonishment:
"Could it be that Brother Ji not only wants to cook raw rice, but also let her know who is cooking it?"

Su Ji nodded.

Huan'er couldn't help admiring Su Ji's daring.Don't talk about Lin Zi, even if he touched the singer's ass just now, Su Ji will also take on the responsibility of a man. As long as the other party is willing, he can bite the bullet and get married in eight sedan chairs, and he will never renege on his debt.

Su Ji finally ordered: "You have to call Wang Laoqian and her stepmother after my business is completed. As for why you did this, don't ask now, and you will know when the time comes."

Hua Tuan slapped and clapped her hands in praise: "Okay! Just do what Ji Ge said!"

(End of this chapter)

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