Chapter 91 Daba Daba
"Da baa, baa baa! You're wronged, I really came here for a massage." Taro Baba yelled in a remote massage parlor.

Kicking the door away, the policeman who swept the h sneered. He didn't know how many people said this. Everyone said that, and the naked body was very sincere.

"Joke, you've come to this kind of place, and you still have a serious massage?" The policeman glanced at Baba Taro's lower body contemptuously, turned his head and said in disdain: "You come for a massage, where are the pants underneath?"

Feeling the contempt of the police, Taro Baba covered his crotch with both hands, and said aggrievedly: "I... the proprietress told me that there is a discount for one-stop service. I thought it was a massage habit on your side to take off your pants."

As a Babar star who came to the earth for the first time, how did he know what the massage and foot washing on the earth are like? Every place has its own characteristics. He thought it was normal for the massage girl to ask him to take off his clothes.

"Heh~" The policeman shook his head with a smile, and whispered to his colleague: "It seems that this is the first time that he shirks responsibility in a panic."

The colleague was also amused by Baba Taro's "innocence", restrained his smile, and said, "Let's go, everyone here has been caught."

No, I can't just get caught like this.

Seeing the policeman take out the silver bracelet, Taro Baba thought inwardly that something was wrong, he jumped back suddenly, kicked the glass on the window, and jumped out with a whoosh.

"what!"

Before the two policemen recovered from Baba Taro's agile figure, they heard a scream outside the window.

Stretching out his head, he saw a yellow-haired cosmic man in golden armor lying on the ground below.

"Nani! Cosmic man!" The policeman yelled, and shouted to the Babar star below: "Stand there and don't move, or I will shoot."

"I bother!"

The Babar star made a gesture of spitting, slapped his butt, and limped into the alley next to him.

"Chase."

The two policemen quickly climbed up to the window sill, ready to jump off, but they took a look at the height of three or four meters below, and retreated heartily.

"Are spacemen dangerous?"

"Yeah yeah."

"Then shall we still chase?"

"I think, we are just ordinary policemen, and we should leave it to the TAC team to arrest the aliens."

"It makes sense."

……

……

The Babar star who turned back into Baba Taro came out from another exit of the alley, clutching his waist.

"Hiss~~ The nasty proprietress, she opened an unscrupulous massage parlor." Baba Taro cursed secretly.

It is extremely abhorrent to think that his fame in his life was ruined by a person on earth.

Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
The sound of a police car sounded from behind, and Baba Taro immediately turned his back to the road.

"Residents, please pay attention. Residents, please pay attention. Just now, during our sweeping process, a yellow-haired cosmic man jumped out of the window and fled. If you see a cosmic man or a stranger behaving strangely, please call the police in time, please call the police in time!"

"Residents, please pay attention..."

Baba Taro opened his mouth slightly, the people on earth are so vicious, they actually made such unspeakable things public, it is outrageous.

"The cosmic man actually ran to the earth to find a woman, tsk tsk tsk..."

"Yeah, yeah, I was caught, what a shame!"

"I don't know what kind of cosmic being it is, whether it looks good or not."

"I just want to know where that cosmic man was found. I'm definitely not interested in women."

.........

The people around were talking and making Baba Taro feel that it was getting dark, as if an invisible dark cloud was scattering rain in his sky.

With a dead silence in his heart, Baba Taro stumbled forward on the road like a walking dead. Along the way, he felt that everyone was looking at him and everyone was pointing.

In fact, no one paid attention to him, only as a poor man who lost his love.

"Hi, young man."

An old man with a vicissitudes of life but exceptionally bright eyes blocked Baba Taro's way.

Baba Taro raised his head slightly, "Old man, what's the matter?"

The old man is well-informed, and he can see the problem of Taro Baba at a glance. He said kindly: "Young man, looking at you, you seem to have encountered an insurmountable setback in your life."

frustration.

Can this kind of thing be considered a setback?
Baba Taro didn't know the answer, so he replied casually: "It should be."

The old man said: "I am a listener, are you interested in telling me about your displeasure in life?"

"A listener?"

Baba Taro said in a low voice, it has been less than a day since he came to the earth, so many embarrassing things have happened, his heart seems to really long for someone to listen to his complaints quietly.

"Okay."

The two found a step and sat down directly.

"I have a friend... Forget it, that friend is me. I have been a little liar since I was a child..."

As he talked, Taro Baba was immersed in the memories. It seemed that he had been hiding from XZ from the beginning of his life.

An hour later, although Baba Taro's mouth was dry, he was still chattering and talking endlessly.

He didn't notice the weird smile on the old man's face next to him.

Another half hour passed.

Baba Taro finally finished speaking, he swallowed, and said to the old man who was beating his legs: "Grandpa, thank you for listening to me so much, I feel much more comfortable now."

The old man wanted to stand up, but Baba Taro hurried to help him.

"I'm old, I'm old. If I had left long ago, I wouldn't be able to run because of sore legs." The old man said with a smile, but Taro Baba didn't understand what he meant.

"Okay, young man, my son is here, I should go."

The old man waved to his son in the crowd, and the son ran over immediately, tremblingly supporting his father.

Just a few steps away, the old man turned around when his son was sweating profusely, pointed at Baba Taro and said, "By the way, young man, don't get too excited when telling stories in the future."

"What?"

Baba Taro scratched his head blankly, it didn't matter if he didn't grab it, he was startled when he grabbed it, he touched his long pointed ears.

Finished!

"This gentleman from Babar Star, please come with us."

Long Wulang led the TAC team to quickly surround Baba Taro.

Several black muzzles were aimed at him, and the Babar star stomped his feet, raised his hands and shouted: "I surrender!"

Being crushed by the Big Dipper Division on the Black Panther, the Babar star saw the first earthling he saw.

Gu Gumin smiled at him and said, "Meet you again, Mr. Baba Taro."

"Are you prostitute too?"

Star Babar shouted excitedly pointing at Gu Gu Min.

Gu Gumin's face twitched.

"Puff ho ho ho ho." Beidou Xingsi suppressed a smile.

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