Lovely Wife from Heaven: Husband, it's amazing

Chapter 122
In fact, Jingran was terrified to death. She was afraid that Xianglan, a group of ancients, would not have a sense of humor and would not understand her cross talk at all.She doesn't want those two guys to take them away.

Jing Ran really tried her best to tell this stand-up comic.Because it is a stand-up comic, Jing Ran did not choose the comic dialogue of Deyun Society, but chose Ma Sanli.

As for Ma Sanli, he is a figurehead in the cross talk world, highly respected, and there are a lot of stand-up comics that have been circulated, so let him try it out, and see if it works or not.

The cross talk that Jingran chose was Ma Sanli's "Teasing You". She said to Xianglan: "You have so many people looking at me, I can't run away, please untie the rope for me? When I perform, my hands and feet are all tight I have to move."

Hearing this, the strong man immediately let go of the rope for Jing Ran.

Jing Ran took a step forward, bowed to everyone, and said, "Now, I will start. I am acting alone and now there are three people, mother, son and thief."

After the brief introduction, Jing Ran performed vividly. In order to ensure the effect of cross talk, Jing Ran did not dare to innovate, and even imitated Ma Sanli's facial expressions and movements to get the same score.

This cross talk was very short, and it was finished in just a few sentences. I saw that the judges didn't respond at all. Jing Ran was shocked: Oops, people in this era have a different sense of humor than us!Did they not understand at all?

After a while, Xianglan was the first to react and burst out laughing, and the other people seemed to understand all of a sudden, and laughed too.

Jing Ran thought to himself: Damn, the reflex arc is so long and the reaction time is so long, it scares me to death!
Xianglan said, "This is what you mean by special talent? I didn't expect you to look gentle, but you are so smooth-tongued that you can tell witty words."

Jing Ran said: "I have a lot of cross talk in my stomach. Do you think it's interesting? I can talk about cross talk here in the future, and you can give me a partner. We will definitely make the guests here happy. .”

Xianglan said: "The guests who come to my place naturally come to have fun, but what can make them happy is the girls' bodies. It is very difficult for you to make them happy by playing tricks."

Jing Ran said: "Just keep me and try it out. If I can't do it, it's not too late for you to sell me."

Xianglan thought for a while, and said to the two strong men: "Anyway, she can't be sold at a high price in such a situation, so you can sell it to me at a lower price, and give me a little less money from the original price we said."

Jing Ran felt a block in his heart, he was so worthless, he really collapsed, you bargained in front of my mother, did you consider my feelings?

The two parties negotiated a relatively moderate price and officially sold Jing Ran.Jing Ran clamored in her heart, I was sold by human traffickers, and I was only sold when I tried my best to show off.

Where did you go to report the case in ancient times?Did the police come to rescue her in ancient times?
It is almost impossible to enter a brothel and want to sneak out.If he could run away, all the girls in this yard would have run away long ago, so what the hell are you talking about?
Xianglan put Jingran in the next servant's room, and sent someone to bring her a bathtub, asking her to wash her body well.Even she couldn't stand the smell on Jing Ran's body.

At this time, lying in the warm bathtub, Jing Ran was so comfortable that she forgot about the predicament at this time, her eyelids started to fight, and she was so sleepy that she couldn't keep her eyes open.

She crawled out of the barrel in a hurry, wrapped herself tightly in the quilt, and fell asleep.

In the dream, Jing Ran saw Cao Rui looking at her resentfully across a river, without saying a word, but his eyes seemed to contain thousands of words and amorous feelings.

(End of this chapter)